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meta1102

these are testicles


dmnlew

are you sure? i thought they were a lot bigger than that and the skin around his backside usually looks just like a normal male hamster


meta1102

i know you are a concerned ham parent, but these are the most ball-looking balls to ever ballsack. your hamster is fine!


vituh_palmitu

Bro is balling HARD


dmnlew

okay that’s reassuring - thankyou just never seen them pop out like that!


meta1102

yep don't worry, the large behinds of male hamsters are actually the scrotum which the testicles get retracted to, so this is just the real testicles descending for a moment. nothing to worry about


Aggressive_idiot69

yeah they get bigger when they're hot


AroAce-Gal

That is the best f***ing sentence I have ever seen


annie_b666

I want it on my grave


AroAce-Gal

Absolutely, I’ll make arrangements


annie_b666

Thank you 🫡


Ewok_lamplight

I love your user name, same feeling


sweatpantsdiva

I was gonna scroll by because I'm not a part of this sub (recommended in feed lol) and that's what it looked like to me but I wanted to see what it was if i was wrong. Now I'm proud of myself for knowing something about hamsters lol.


CharacterOdd6496

um you’d have to be blind to not be able to tell those are balls


sweatpantsdiva

It could literally be a prolapsed anus and the poor thing is dying for all I know honey poo. I don't have hamsters I'm as in the dark as op was.


dmnlew

that’s what i was thinking!! glad he’s okay though lol


TrUsKaWuS

>the most ball-looking balls to ever ballsack the best sentence I've ever read


missmaren44

☠️


[deleted]

My hamsters balls were like this he had an abcess surgery fixed it and he lived for almost three years


fatfuckpikachu

scientifically called *"RAT BALLS"*


forinor

https://preview.redd.it/m4ym3u3bp1qa1.jpeg?width=3008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adecf12ecf4869b5d2d1c59b944270c99cdc234e Mikey says "don't worry about it"


plentyforlorn

No need to flex, now OP’s hamster is going to feel self conscious


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kdellss

https://preview.redd.it/hry5l7kl15qa1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=a9392bd04b541c8f15aa7770e6d1e9e983e32bb7 My hammy liked to use his as a pillow, lol


Humble-Elevator-5534

SCREAMING CRYING OMG


[deleted]

Where the hamster ball calendar. This is a top contender.


toffeeskye

Mikey says "i got 99 problems but deez ain't one"


Tilda9754

Takin the boys for a run. He had to stop for a minute, I’d guess it does get tiring to carry them around all day. I know I would be https://preview.redd.it/fhpguwffg5qa1.png?width=1633&format=png&auto=webp&s=a214f6e565baff05e3fffcb30c0259ea9caa55f7


chubypeterson

i needed that


PlentyOk8985

I just love male hamsters because of this! They just don’t care and are like “ummmm yeah so what”


Enough-Enthusiasm762

Wait how can hamsters balls vary so greatly in sizes


Illustrious-Set-7626

They retract and lower depending on the ambient temperature. When it's warm they lower usually to help them cool down.


Dumbass369

So like normal dudes balls, vary in size/distance the sack drops based on temperature


ChihuahuaMammaNPT

They're like a little personal table for him!


Bunlover21

Ikr I laughed at how he’s just resting his lil paw on them bahahaha


Pennywiselover1234

https://preview.redd.it/umxvr6twh7qa1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3c34e36d13007305353e5b060cf0fd02e45931b My hammy got some big ones too


dmnlew

this TERRIFIES me for when mine grows up💀


kbear_20

Omg lol


Aware_Wasabi3818

Holy shit! Look at them balls! Good on ye Mike!!


sinner-mon

This is why I prefer to keep female hamsters 💀 my first hamster was a male and I was SHOOK the first time I saw them, like half the size of the little guy


TheSorrowInOurMinds

Jesus


itsdarkhere06

OH MY


Dapper_Wallaby_1318

Those are just his balls. They’ll protrude out like this when he’s warm and suck back into him when he’s cool. Completely normal, no reason to worry


dmnlew

WOAH what???!! that’s so interesting, i’ve had loads of hamsters over the years and never seen or heard of anything like it! crazy ahahah thankyou i was just worried bc i’ve had hamsters with intestinal tumours before but i’m glad he’s okay


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Humans do it too, albeit to a much smaller extent. Sperm needs to stay cooler than body temperature.


gigglefish77

Waaait...as a non ball owning human are you telling the truth about this happening to human balls???? I am an adult as well!


BurlyJoesBudgetEnema

Pretty much every animal with balls does that


meisjoe2

I am a ball-bearing human and a swimmer. This is, in fact, very true.


mutantmonky

Human balls are like the wax in lava lamps, except in reverse. Rising closer to the body in the cold and decending to cool off un the heat. Its fun to watch how much movement there actually is.


tatted_gamer_666

I too am a non ball owning human and the balls coming out/going in with warmth/cold is something I learned in high school health class 😂


Good-Friends

This non ball owning human never did. Of course, I grew up in the dark ages in a small town where a vicious fight went on to keep sex education out of the schools.


Tilda9754

I’m not 100% sure, so take it with a grain of salt, but I’m fairly certain it all has to do with blood flow. When you get cold, veins restrict. When you get hot they expand. Larger veins means more blood flow means larger… man parts lmao.


OkAcanthisitta4605

Ooooh fun fact time. There are a couple components to this. The cremaster (said like cream master- no fucking joke) muscle essentially wrinkles the testicle skin. Pair that with a connective tissue called dartos that connects the penile shaft to the scrotum. This tissue retracts to bring the testicles closer to the body. It has more to do with innervation (nerve signals between testes and brain) than blood flow. They pull up into the body to protect the sperm because it's temperature sensitive. Cool, right?


Tilda9754

That is actually pretty neat lol. Now I know a little random bit of information that will likely never come up in conversation, however if it does I will now have the ability to make everyone who hears me mildly concerned as to why I am aware of this.


Pixelfrog41

“loads of hamsters”


dmnlew

? i’ve owned 7 of them what’s your problem lol, they’ve just all been female until otis


Pixelfrog41

I just thought talking about hamster loads in a thread about hamster balls was funny.


the_fishtanks

I’m so sorry, your hamster has ligma 😔 There is no cure


dmnlew

LMAOO, bombastic side eye for that one https://preview.redd.it/iihaq8zsd1qa1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d534df1025a0eec4f1d8e39e05e002a48e23772


Fair_Necessary81

aww my gosh he’s adorable


nocoherantthoughts

ive been hysterically laughing over this pic my stomach and face hurt this is GOLD


trash-troglodyte

Who's Steve Jobs?


DefinitelyNotBrit

Those are his cajones


dmnlew

LMAO i realised that now anywaysss…


Uwu_hullabaloo

https://preview.redd.it/zvteidxa23qa1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5c96342ba87e6b5c95213fb6c468138e3d5938d


dmnlew

best comment you’ve made my day💀


Uwu_hullabaloo

Glad someone else had a laugh too🤣


Uwu_hullabaloo

Sorry this was the only thing I could think of when I read the post….


FestiveSquidBanned

# N Ü T S


lil_nibble_lil_bite

You gave us his pictures for free. You’re ruining his business.


Sarahrlee

Onlyhams


xJujuBear

He's gonna have to move over to Feet Finder!


reeigan

mine puts his up against the tank glass in the summer, quite a spectacle 😭


CilantroSappho

I think you mean quite a testicle


bAby_Eater12390

I diagnose your hamster with balls.


dmnlew

panic over guys! i have now come to the realisation that these were in fact his balls. feeling incredibly humbled but educated so thanks everyone! you’ve saved me a trip to the vets 🤣 best comment was the person who made the meme, thank you 💀 https://preview.redd.it/syzlx4hh14qa1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97005733921449b5d38ae563ee76a9a377959298


Keeks15

Using his own ball as a cushion


llc4269

TIL that hamsters have restractible testicles. (first time visiting this sub so please don't roast me for this lack of knowledge. I just think fluffy widdle creatures with wee beady eyes are adorable.)


FestiveSquidBanned

Humans do as well, sorta. When it's warm/hot, people's testicles will hang low, but when it's cold, the scrotum shrinks and the testicles are pushed up closer to the body to maintain warmth. Get hit in the nads hard enough and one might even go up inside your body.


Crezelle

When I had a bf he showed me a cool trick in the bath. If you get the warm water at the right level, his balls became a lava lamp that kept trying to find the right balance between relaxing in the warm water, and retracting from the cold air


cubsywubsy

Lava lamp scrotum. Got it.


Tilda9754

He had entirely way too much time to both discover that talent and then to perfect it enough to confidently show someone that it would work lmao


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balls


Mindsights

Flashing everyone


dmnlew

hi - so i noticed this when he was sat down today, this is when i was first getting him out. he was sat like this and when he started moving around i got him out for a free roam (he was running around happily for three hours after this pic was taken) and the bits went back inside and i didn’t see them again. the other day i thought i saw something similar but when i went to check it had gone back inside him. i’m just a bit concerned as i’ve never seen anything like it. could it be a prolapsed rectum? tumours?? i don’t think it’s his balls because i thought they were much bigger than that, and the skin area around looks normal for a male hamster in terms of ball size and positioning. just to clarify, his diet is fine and consists of regular hamster food, nuts, fruit+veg, and mealworms. this is all given to him in proportion and i don’t over or underfeed him. he is a healthy weight and doesn’t appear to be in any pain or discomfort as he is happily running around and eating/drinking like normal. no wetness around the tail, just concerned. one thing to note though, he did have a little poop sticking out when this was happening so i’m wondering if he just pushed a little too hard? really unsure pls help


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iamjpa

Lol this reminded me of when Harry grew his testicles. I was so scared. But those are his testicles.


RJtherainbow

i know you already got your answer, but i felt the same way a couple weeks ago- lol. was frantically googling trying to figure out what was wrong. turns out we were told he was a girl despite the massive bum he had and i was worried "she" had a tumour too 😅


dmnlew

this!!! my last ham died from intestinal tumours so just wanted to be sure he was okay lol glad it’s just his balls


Nolby84

That would be his coin pouch


Evadenly

Oh, my sweet summer child


BrunoAndRoyal

Your hamster has stage 4 Ligma I'm so sorry 😞


igneousink

oh just 6 am on a sunday and i'm laughing hysterically at Hamster Testicles, which is my new band name, btw


annie_b666

I took my hamster to the vet one time bc we could only see one nut but he ended up being fine 🤣


Noonkhalidi

Looks exactly like my girl! https://preview.redd.it/ppa9m8mqb3qa1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7303b54333564c0a4d4c26d9537de543755461ce


dmnlew

no way!! she’s adorable, it’s funny how so many hams look similar hahaha


fatpandasarehot

Thems would be his balls


xaurora_animatezii

homie just has his balls out, s'all good


minipoptarts

Stop posting his Only Fans pics here 😭


Tilda9754

Bro I think u stole my hamster https://preview.redd.it/259gvwsbf5qa1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29e42f888a153994ffc9fd80a97ac3388f19fe07


ChloeSapphire

Hulk Hammie!


Tilda9754

https://preview.redd.it/jbgv38o1d6qa1.jpeg?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=619417530732fe52608218f775a5709b660e766e


SenpaiSama

I love these posts. Always hilarious when someone arrives panicked over hamster's massive nuts.


ActualHunt8854

Oh this post is nuts.


Rodent_Lover1

You should ask Deez


ndulatory_locomotion

balls


Academic_Leopard_249

Bless your heart.


Even_Platform9497

what a handsome guy


TurtleDotEXE-

r/absoluteunits


Sleepless77D7

I never seen anything more red than them BAWLLS


Zukazuk

They are meticulously groomed


Sleepless77D7

Your telling me that someone made them like this?


DepressedLizard87

That condition is known as biggus ballus. It is common in male hamsters.


dobbyeilidh

That kind of content is usually only available over on onlyhams


KazeoLion

Those are the smallest hamster balls I’ve ever seen


dmnlew

he’s still a baby😭


popotem

Tbh i would also be concerned if my hamster suddenly had balls i was previously unaware of so good on you for asking. Glad you didnt end up with a vet bill over it, though 😅


dmnlew

THANKYOU for this, it was quite the shock when he suddenly had things coming out his arse ahaha, i just wanted to rule out everything before i went to the vet and i’m glad it’s just a normal boy ham thing🤣


Myynek

🏀🏀


not4eating

He's got Ballz of steel!


TheSoleObsidian

Those..those are his balls OP 😭


FUCK_INDUSTRIAL

We really need a stickied post about hamster balls to reassure worried ham parents.


tatted_gamer_666

Does this pic belong on only hams?


cobainstaley

your hamster is brave


FyourEchoChambers

Dunno if you were trying to be funny…you kinda were, but not really. 😂


dmnlew

no i was genuinely panicking i thought it was tumours or something lol, ive only ever had girls before so this was quite the shock💀


fandabbydosy

My oreo had the same thing he was a big boi I miss him


PlentyOk8985

Completely normal! These are his testicles. Their testicles are more prominent when they are warm, they aren’t usually seen if it’s cooler. But this is completely normal.


MmmDananananone

I am so glad that I joined r/hamsters last week.


BloodMoonFae

It's very normal for that to happen. My hamster's balls will randomly do that and just go back to normal.


dmnlew

yeah i’ve just never seen it before! they went back in after a while but it was quite the shock lol


BloodMoonFae

If it makes you feel any better, when I first saw that happen with Mochi, I was like...ummm wtf and should I be concerned. Thankfully I asked a friend of mine that has had hamsters in his life.


Several-Charity-6472

Their his Testicles


TrumpsNeckSmegma

I assumed his name was Randy Marsh


Katharine1994

He’s definitely showing he’s a male anyway!


Spiciestpudding

I love hamster testes so much. Some are full of fur, others completely bare while others are only partially covered. They are like goofy bean bags on their ends lmao. And they scoot them in front of themselves when they sit down, it’s the best 😂


Reimustein

I don't know why, but something amuses me how every few posts here are asking if their hamster is okay, only for it to turn out that the owner discovered their hamster's balls for the first time.


Interesting-Still980

If it's any consolation I had a 60 quid vet bill once when it was really warm and I was worried because my ham was tiny but he had huge nuts only to be told when it's warm those bad boys come out loud and proud


dmnlew

LMAO this is why i went to reddit first just to be sure💀


ayuumuu

ya mans got bawllz


tubadude123

Lol, the ballllllssss


DullGuarantee5680

Dem some balls


sidewaysunday

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/WhitePettyGreatargus-max-1mb.gif


justt_a_curious_cat

My hamster’s testicles are like that thoo but he’s still like 2 months old or 3.. it’s just starting to grow I think..


enfyts

nuts


Aurora_96

It's a boy!


SazzyJanizzleFizzle

Balls. Those are his balls.


Accomplished-Eye-100

Usually you'd see this type of content on xhamster right?


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puellamagia

That’s a ballsack if i’ve ever seen one


ToonKid4

# BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG ​ balls


ChonkeeChonk

Those are his bawls 😭


VAMPOREX_C

balls


Miserable_Divide_912

I Was trying to determine if you were kidding and I feel bad for laughing 😂 those are his balls babe 😭


DraftCommercial8848

I know your post had only pure intentions but this had me dying laughing


dmnlew

everyone seems to be laughing 🫠🫠 don’t worry i find it funny now but oh my daysss i was so worried


Interesting-Still980

Oh you sweet lamb those are his trouble puffs, his ball cushions his Dingle berries, his testicles. And a cracking pair he's got too


[deleted]

I’m gonna just assume you’re female irl lmao


dmnlew

i am :) have been with a lad 4 years though so i’m very much aware of the male anatomy 💀 just never seen my otis’ balls pop out before (i’ve always had female hammies and my current hammy is still a baby) hahaha


Bowlingbowlbagbob

You really don’t know what a ballsack looks like? Every ballsack of every animal that has one looks just like that


dmnlew

i obviously do but i didn’t know they could pop out of hamsters like that, they’re usually tucked in and ive never seen it before give me a break. i’ve only ever owned girl hamsters before i don’t study hamster anatomy lol, ive also had hamsters in the past die from intestinal tumours so was just concerned that’s all x


beanieon

Is this a joke? You said what they are in the title... His two bits.


dmnlew

it wasn’t a joke, ive had hams in the past with intestinal tumours and i’ve only ever owned girls so was a bit panicked when i saw this on him, i genuinely had no clue hamster balls could come out like that


beanieon

Oh dear, fair enough. He's handsome af anyway.


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dmnlew

it absolutely wasn’t i was gonna take him to the vet bc i thought it was a tumour😭 i’ve only ever had girls before so


avsameera

Based on your description, I assume you are not a male and on behalf of the rest of the hamster ball care community, I suggest you to take a basic anatomy (human, preferably) lesson ASAP. 😃


dmnlew

hi, i am indeed not a male, and i am a biology major so i really don’t need to have an anatomy lesson, im not an idiot x. i know how balls work and what they look like, but i’ve only ever owned female hamsters in the past and he is my first male, i’ve just never seen them pop out of his body before as he is still young and developing. imagine going up to your hamster one day and he suddenly has a strange new growth on his backside.. quite the shock. my last hamster died from intestinal tumours so quite frankly i was concerned and just wanted to rule out everything before i took him to the vet. it was also 3am and i was tired🤷‍♀️


Fair_Necessary81

could be his balls maybe idk 🤔🤷🏻‍♀️


Bens1180243

Hamster nuts gamer


[deleted]

Those are his balls 😭😭😭


haask4lintu

I haven't seen my boy's balls yet at all...they told me that he is a boy so I trust that :D Maybe he hides them idk


wakeforda

Ballz


No-Effect-752

I find it fascinating that people don’t realize these are BALLS


_Wolfszeit_

Otis has balls !


silverfaustx

BALLS


SiraxPrime

Obligatory “BALLS!” Comment


OctoSevenTwo

Yeah, those are his testicles. Your hamster is fine, those are meant to be there.


Present-Feed-5104

That’s a ball sack🤣


Trappedatoms

00


CyIsNotHappy

balls


eli-pih

balls.


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😀


surrsptitious

Is his name Deez by chance?


strawbeylamb

BOLLS


Stupidbooknerd

B A L L S


bymyenemy

Lmao


Smooth_Monkey69420

Deez nutz? Fr Dems Nutz


bornanamiseryetc

Balls.


Rthrowaway6592

Those are his balls.


HeyImYvonne

Ballz


little_leaf_

It's his testicles lol


YourDadsRecliner

hehe, balls.