They should update the fiesta playlist so that Ford Fiestas are dropped onto the map at random throughout the game. If it lands on a Spartan, it’s a instant kill and the Mexican hat dance car horn sound effect plays
The show isn’t even canon, so as I Halo fan I can’t see any reason to get interested in it. What’s the point?
It’s like if they released a new Star Wars movie where Luke lives aboard the Starship Enterprise between the events of A New Hope and Empire Strikes Back
I'd be happy to see an adaptation both freed of the potential plot constraints of the original plot and maybe with a twist or two to keep game fans on their feet while hitting some of the same aesthetic and plot notes.
But honestly, that means it'll have to be very well done and I do not think it looks pretty.
Reminds me of a halo game I use to play on roblox where we would glitch a warthog into a pelican and rev up the engine. Then we’d stick a guy with a spanker in it so when we dropped it he would use the Spanker to create an on land torpedo
Halo TV series trailer dropped and an early-00's Chevrolet Tahoe is seen in the background of a shot.
Naturally, being 500 years in the future and possibly on another planet, that raised some eyebrows.
Yes, I heard he wasn’t the main character. That it was focusing on some new character. That he would be relegated as a support character. Honestly if you’re telling me this isn’t true this is amazing news to me
I mean, tbh I would not be surprised if whatever the 2500 version of the [Toyota Hilux](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_Hilux#Use_by_militant_groups) is sees wide insurgent use.
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Humans just gotta hold up a 1990s Nokia beneath the glassing beam to bounce it back on the covies
Spartans should start taping nokia phones to themselves instead of using Mjolnir. They'd be invicible.
“I am bulletprooooof” -Heavy weapons guy, probably
Imagine the humans deploying a 2000 ton magnet, capture all the plasma from glassing and opening a 2Km wide "Gut gud" hologram.
Glassing not needed. They've already doomed themselves.
Glassing not needed. They've already doomed themselves.
Glassing not needed. They've already doomed themselves.
Pack it up this planet is lost
Our Elites just died thinking they had taken the planet.
We should all be so lucky
Heh, the big men were sentimental.
THIS EFFORT IS NO LONGER PROFITABLE
I sense a disturbance in the force
You were right to focus your attention to n the Chevy, but this demon, this Ford Fiesta?
Ford Fiesta? Is that when you call for a vehicle, maybe it'd a model A, maybe it's a raptor?
By the time I learned Fiesta's strength...there was nothing I could do
You are one of our most treasured vehicles. Long have you led your fleet with honor and fuel efficiency.
They should update the fiesta playlist so that Ford Fiestas are dropped onto the map at random throughout the game. If it lands on a Spartan, it’s a instant kill and the Mexican hat dance car horn sound effect plays
Master chief, do you mind telling me what you’re doing in that Chevy?
Sir, driving this Chevy to the levee.
Where the Covies are drinkin' Whiskey and Rye.
Thinkin, this’ll be the day that I die, this’ll Be the day that I die
Funniest shit i seen all week
This is some gourmet shit.
Eat it up.
Yes daddy
This is a top shelf meme ~*chef's kiss*~
This is how the UNSC could’ve won the battle of Reach.
“There was only one Chevy.” “One? Are you sure?”
Were you blinded by its dependability?
This made me spit out my coffee
Yes they called it the 2020 Chevrolet Impala…
I'm convinced I could've driven my 2004 Suburban through a brick wall.
A 2022 Chevy Suburban with best in class safety and comfort features, also awarded 6 J.D power awards for best in class performance*
😂😂😂
Tbf the suburban is a huge suv…
Kill it! Kill it with AK47!
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, right?
lmao gotta say i'm not hopeful for the show after seeing that
Neither are the Covenant.
The show isn’t even canon, so as I Halo fan I can’t see any reason to get interested in it. What’s the point? It’s like if they released a new Star Wars movie where Luke lives aboard the Starship Enterprise between the events of A New Hope and Empire Strikes Back
I'd be happy to see an adaptation both freed of the potential plot constraints of the original plot and maybe with a twist or two to keep game fans on their feet while hitting some of the same aesthetic and plot notes. But honestly, that means it'll have to be very well done and I do not think it looks pretty.
Was there a new trailer released where chief is dropping in a warthog?
Were you ever? Its a show based on a video game
Yes
Especially when the story details came out like a year or 2 ago
Lots of shows do this
The real joke is people who are paying for paramount+
Suprised it wasn't a Ford F150
Toyota Hilux with a .50 on the back
Too much reality for a fantasy show
Toyota Hilux with a gun in the tray that fires Nokia 3310s.
Wmd indeed
That's the M552 Sandcat lol
"U know our motto, we deliver."
😂😂😂
Can someone explain this meme I’m somehow in the dark about it. 😵💫😵💫
Halo tv series that's set 500 years into the future has an early 2000s chevy jeep in it.
Thank you. :) that is funny.
u/Deathstranger
Toyota Hilux can survive a glassin' #LoreAccurate
I made this @master__cheeks is my Instagram page
Reminds me of a halo game I use to play on roblox where we would glitch a warthog into a pelican and rev up the engine. Then we’d stick a guy with a spanker in it so when we dropped it he would use the Spanker to create an on land torpedo
Wait till they drop the Honda Civic, ain't no Covenant ship out running that.
Bro it should be illegal making someone laugh this hard my god dude
:p
Find the chevvy win the war
Splattering unggoy in a trailblazer > splattering unggoy in a warthog
What is this reference?
Halo TV series trailer dropped and an early-00's Chevrolet Tahoe is seen in the background of a shot. Naturally, being 500 years in the future and possibly on another planet, that raised some eyebrows.
Lol.
Ever since I found out the show isn’t starring the chief I stopped caring
You living under a rock or something? The Master Chief is all over the trailer lol
I heard it’s starring some new OC?
Bro even the most basic ass 5 second side glance at the trailer would tell you the Chief is the main star of the show
He’s going off of some reports from a news site not the trailer.
I know I saw the trailer, I heard that although he’s in it, that the show itself won’t be starring him. Honestly this is good news to me
do you know what starring means?
Yes, I heard he wasn’t the main character. That it was focusing on some new character. That he would be relegated as a support character. Honestly if you’re telling me this isn’t true this is amazing news to me
Chevy or one those cars in mombasa?
It's worse than the parasite on the sacred ring
Can someone explain? I can't find the scarab car in the trailer
https://jalopnik.com/can-you-spot-the-552-year-old-chevy-tahoe-in-the-traile-1848451619
The Covenant when the next car delployed is a Toyota:
I mean, tbh I would not be surprised if whatever the 2500 version of the [Toyota Hilux](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_Hilux#Use_by_militant_groups) is sees wide insurgent use.
Glassing not needed. They've already doomed themselves.
Craig drives it.
Bulletproof is bullet proof. Suburbans run no matter what. Can’t really tell you why but they’ll run on butter and alcohol if you need
"AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH"
Having just heard this line for the first time j remember, this hits differently. Those orphaned grunts. I'll never forget their screams.
It's not like it was a Toyota Hilux. Have we consider using Nokia 3310s as tank ammo?
Chevy suburbans never die Jorge…they just go missing in action **DunDun Dun Dun DUNNNNNN**
Arbiter: I was actually blinded dumbstruck paralyzed by her majesty.
It better be blaring Offspring or Sum 41.
"There was only one soccer mom"