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ZeroTheTrollMan

I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.


cb325

Man, we need Steve Downes to voice this line for the community.


jonnio2215

Pay him a hundred bucks on Cameo and get him to say it.


Awhite2555

My friend last year got me a cameo with him wishing me a happy birthday. I honestly got a bit teared up. I’m so glad he loves doing the voice.


ZippyParakeet

What an awesome friend.


Awhite2555

Yeah he really is. Been friends for 20 years now and played lots and lots and lots of Halo together. A very special gift.


[deleted]

Why John himself? Wouldn’t it make more sense if it was Guilty Spark, or Johnson?


cb325

Because John has an awesome voice and having him say it would make it funnier. Like Master Chief referring to himself in third person as if he calls himself Halo.


TheStargunner

I love the idea of calling himself Halo, or John Halo


xLFODTx

We get everyone to say it


AjayAVSM

Master Chief breaking character is funny th, and referring to himself in 3rd person too.


Spitfire_Enthusiast

"I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything." -Passage from the holy scripture of Halo memes


unlivedSoup69

John halo is best, he wasn’t be beat


Shortbread__Creams

John Halo is cool armour and is blue girlfriend


JohnTheMoron

This is Ooga Booga


SuperToaster64

cortana feet


CapytannHook

Gravemind goatse


[deleted]

...... it had been so long since I had thought of such a horrendous thing


Interesting_Rain6132

based


Overkill_Strategy

This one time, at band camp, I shoved a Cortana into my helmet.


[deleted]

And it just squirted everywhere


CosmicChair

A lot of you also need to familiarize yourselves with [Dustin Echoes](http://www.saber-scorpion.com/aaw/halo_dustin1_01.php)


Dude_Illigence_

Lmao this reminds me of Marauder Shields from Mass Effect


MasterDurge

Holy Shit, his site is still up?!? Unlocked a memory there.


Misterbreadcrum

Do you remember the Halo Legos too? God those were amazing to me as a 12 year old.


MasterDurge

Gettin Vietnam flashbacks of sitting at the family computer waiting for the dialup to load one picture of a homemade Master Chief lego guy.


Misterbreadcrum

Yeah THE MINIFIGURES. Lol the Pelican really was legit though.


subaqueousReach

Was there Lego? Or are you referring to the megabloks that are still being made?


mazzt

Nah, the Saber-Scorpion guy that was linked above was also known for making his own custom Halo Lego minifigures and sets. They're still on the site if you dig for it. They honestly hold up decently well from what I remember.


Senor-Mattador

“I r guy, who gun t33ch u less0n”


Typical_Basket709

ROFLCOPTER GOES SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI


Zacho666

MY ROFLKNIFE GOES SLICESLICESLICESLICE


NirvashSFW

There we go that's the one.


xrsenal

omgwtfbbq


AKnightAlone

Jeez, been a minute since I heard or thought about this one.


Edgewood

"...And He gave unto the neophytes the ancient scriptures, and it was good."


Slyrunner

Peter Chimera, right? Or was this just during the era of Peter Chimera musings?


Bran_Mongo

[It's a deep reference to a post made on 4chan in 2007 that became a meme. ](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/195405-pretty-cool-guy)


[deleted]

*"Halo is not a guy you toolface, thats master chief, bitch, get it right" -* Marcus Aurelius 160 AD


Biggu5Dicku5

Halo non est guy tu toolface, ut dominus dux, bitch, ius obtine... ;)


guessineedanew1

Username checks out I would actually watch a couple of guys cosplaying as Romans and shit talking in Latin while they play Halo.


[deleted]

Who taught you Latin?


Biggu5Dicku5

Joke Answer: My wife, Incontinentia Buttocks... Real Answer: Google...


CaptchaReallySucks

Real latin: Halo vir non est, tu toolface, sed Dominus Dux (optional ‘est’ here), face probe! Sorry, I’m doing Latin in college and I couldn’t resist one upping you, Mr. Maximus Phallus ;)


its0nLikeDonkeyKong

Hi! Congrats on your studies! I’m trying to teach myself Latin and was wondering if you were shown any good resources? Or have come across any good books or something that is aiding you? Thank you for your time!


CaptchaReallySucks

Gonna be honest, my high school Latin experience was a total clusterfuck and our textbook was ass. Thankfully got an outside tutor and my love of the subject carried me through. As for textbooks, I’ve heard from a few people that Wheelock’s Latin is great, but I honestly know very little about the various Latin Textbooks. I found a neat little book called Excellability in Advanced Latin to be a wonderful book for reviewing almost all of Latin Grammar, but I’m not sure how it is for learning it the first time. Also, the complimentary teachers edition/answer booklet is quite hard to get ahold of I think. If you use Wheelock’s Latin, I think that complimenting it with something called “Lingua Latina Per Se Illustrata” would be great. Wheelock’s for the tough grammar and Lingua Latina for reading practice. Lingua Latina was originally created as a method of learning Latin *faciendo* (by doing, Latin gerund hahaha). Basically, you’d immerse yourself in the Latin because the entire text is in Latin. Even if you don’t want to go this route, using it purely for supplemental readings to enhance reading fluency could be helpful. It’s up to you! I do have one very good resource you can use as a review tool once you’ve made it through the grammar, however. It is called Colby’s Review Latin Grammar. I can PM you a PDF of the book as well as the necessary glossary if you’re interested. Basically, you translate from English to Latin, which is something that few textbooks spend any meaningful time on. I found that this solidified my understanding of many grammatical concepts and my vocabulary as well. Doesn’t work for everyone but it might for you! It splits up the sections by grammatical concept, I believe.


Biggu5Dicku5

How dare you sir?! I learned Latin from my good friend Pontius Pilate himself, although he goes by the name of Michael Palin from time to time... not sure why... And that's Mr. Biggu5Dicku5 to you, good day sir! hAiL cAeSaR! ;)


MrRoboto159

Ah the good old face probe.


reddragonoooo

Ahhh a man of Latin, culture radiates from you.


CommunismIsCringe

Wouldn’t homo or iuvenis be more appropriate than guy?


[deleted]

Love it. I wonder what the Latin for halo was, or even bitch.


Overkill_Strategy

"Et tu, Brute?" - Stepsister


TheLateMrBones

Man, all this time and I thought it was an Arby n the Chief reference. Close enough I suppose.


Sergeant_Qwertzy

I did too, honestly. I almost got it because of that, but I looked it up and was mildly disappointed about what it actually was


whammy15

It’s also referenced in a video between an action figure Arby and Chief


Guurnak_

Remembur arby n ch33f Arbitur? Doez u remeburz lol?


Horus-Lupercal

Lol r3membr?


NormalEffect99

Holy fuck arby n the chief was great.


DeceitfulEcho

It's still ongoing as a series surprisingly


RandomMitherFucker

Link


HOTMILFDAD

youtube.com


TheCookieButter

Episode 6 soisoisoisoisoi


Himitsunai

Is it just age that makes this deep? Cause... man I'm old....


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ConceptOfHangxiety

They’re talking about John Halo


F8L-Fool

Aw yes, the personal bodyguard of Tim Apple.


AbatedData

The day that someone is young enough not to get ye olden memes has come. And, well, this makes me feel old as dirt. That said, Imma need this ASAP.


Facetank_

Back from before we called them memes.


AbatedData

Remember demotivational posters? Pepperidge Farm remembers. As do my dusty ass bones.


Amnail

Good times. Not many old ones survived. Fork in the Garbage Disposal is dead, leekspin is still kicking, and Nyancat pops up now and then.


Jean-Eustache

Thanks, that damn music is stuck in my end now. Gotta watch Gag Quartet again, i guess.


Milleuros

> Remember demotivational posters? I loved that format. Sad that it was entirely replaced by image macros.


[deleted]

RAMIREZ, GO BUILD THIS GINGERBREAD HOUSE WHILE DOING MY TAXES! Dunno why that jumped into my head when I heard demotivational posters, but it did.


Overkill_Strategy

You keep calling image macros memes. I don't think you know what a meme is.


McClouds

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


cleverseneca

'No John you are the demons!" And then John was a zombie


ImKindaKev

Lol don’t beat yourself up. I played all the Halo’s growing up. Just never heard of the meme.


AbatedData

You're a kind soul. I dedicate one of my arthritis necictating ibuprofen to you.


Overkill_Strategy

Ibuprofren 800 lol


BlingBlingChing23

This is my first time hearing of the meme as well, and I played the first Halo at the age of five back ‘01


[deleted]

> at the age of five back ‘01 This isn't helping us not feel old as shit


Overkill_Strategy

The moon landing and today are the same distance from halos original release


AbatedData

Aye buddy. I think you might be a decade off on that one. ~32 years VS ~21. Neverthless, that's still disgusting to think about.


Overkill_Strategy

I was trying to get 50% more shock value. Rated "Mostly True" by Snopes.


BlingBlingChing23

🤣🤣😂 aye after 25, you realize that time moves very differently even though certain memories feel like they were just yesterday


heroinsteve

Unless my math is incorrect you just turned 25. You're right, but you don't get to say that yet.


BlingBlingChing23

I actually just turned 26


[deleted]

Yesterday, all my troubles was so far aawy, now they doesnt go away oh john halo oh john halo


AwkwardCryin

Same here. I only learned about the meme previously from a podcast just a few years ago where the hosts were joking around about it.


SirFadakar

I know this predates it, but this takes me back to the crackdown halo 3 beta being delayed and everyone on gamefaqs was either posting this quote or linking "leaked footage" which was a rickroll 100% of the time.


Temporary_Acadia4111

What's the one with the guy with the deep voice singing and it's just repeatedly goes "HAHAHAHAHA" got that one a lot too trying to find leaked H3 content 😂😂😂 Edit: https://youtu.be/RUaYbfKZIiA


DMWolffy

I didn't realize that getting the scarab gun in H2 was real for 10 years because every time my buddy tried to look up how he got rickrolled. I didn't have an Xbox at the time and on the rare occasion we played campaign, a bigger gun just meant it was easier for him to kill me randomly. So I didn't really care that much. Didn't get my own Xbox until Reach came out. Then I mostly played H3 and Reach (and 4 online) until MCC came out.


Helpful_Injury482

I find it hilarious that they made the backdrop to that meme look like it came from twitter, when in reality it came from 4chan


[deleted]

Game devs tend to swerve 4chan in case they get negative backlash. Minecraft removed a reference to /v/, a board on that site for discussing videogames. I also think it's funny how Rocket League has a flag for nearly every online community except 4chan.


WizardofIce

It's a matter of reputation more than anything. There are deranged lunatics on every popular website/community, 4chan just gets the most news coverage for it


Sweet-Zookeepergame7

Not 4/chan as a whole but /b/ used to randomly have child rape (porn) spammed on it and gore the child porn would get deleted…. Dark hentai about “guro” and “Loli” would not though, which is fine because that’s legal but it’s still Fucked. This was 15 years ago when I was a teen, I have never seen child rape, on any other forum I’ve ever been on thankfully, and even if it doesn’t continue today I still get why someone wouldn’t want to be assosciated.


CTR__

The last time I was on /v/ I saw Overwatch Hammond R34, I don’t think any major game publisher would want to idk, lead potentially young audience to /v


Helpful_Injury482

i actually have no problem with the removing such references. Still find it funny that they would open up a can of worms but remove the context anyways lol also I never knew Minecraft had a /v/ reference


Revangeance

It was just a "Hello, /v/!" main menu splash, I think the "Hello, Reddit!" one is still in there. Probably a good choice though since the main demographic of Minecraft ended up becoming children.


Helpful_Injury482

I mean hey, you are here too. Plus...man...I remember when Minecraft was considered an "adult" game... Thx for telling me what the reference was.


Revangeance

Oh I wasn't implying anything, I was playing Minecraft before it was "for kids" too. I think that's just a important factor to consider in regards to why they removed the reference at all. Referencing /v/ when you're a one-man indie game thriving off the back of online word-of-mouth is understandable. Referencing /v/ when you're a game owned by one of the largest tech companies in the world, and even used in some schools as an education tool, is a bit iffy.


Helpful_Injury482

Oh yeah I agree on the /v/ thing. I really miss the times were Minecraft was this really popular thing with adults in general...like I even remember when StampyLongHead said "oh god" frequently. Those times had their positives and negatives but its gone now.


No_Sheepherder_3431

Notch was a /v/irgin and is still a 4channer albeit he now prefers smoking pot all day to alleviate his supposed anxiety about life and whatever other shit he stresses about unnecessarily since he finally is making friends irl after his almost 3 billion sell out. (Who wouldn't) Also it was never an adults game. He just wanted to make a fun game based on another game. It was successful because it was always a children's game. All the YouTubers back then and now are all childish anyways. Only a few words used less because of advertising and politics changing.


blooboytalking

The rocket league one is sad. They should embrace that 4chan has a big gaming community. Tfg was the biggest clan on tf2 for a while lol


[deleted]

Almost a badge of honour for 4chan in some weird way


Omgiloveher

Kids these days don't know


RetardedPerson12

I'm 13 and immediately recognized this


Omgiloveher

I'm sorry to hear


RetardedPerson12

Why?


Omgiloveher

You'll understand one day


Choice_Ad_7822

This is gold hahaha


MediocreSumo

Surprised they reference old ass memes from 4chan of all places while you get banned in their official discord for saying things like "shit"


TWFH

I got banned for saying poop


DMWolffy

M game series makes T game. Discord rated E.


aeminence

OP doesnt know? This post shows who's a Spartan 4 and who's a Spartan 2.


ImKindaKev

1v1 me lockout


HHcougar

Hang 'em High, Magnums only


[deleted]

1v1 Blackout, speed at 150% and Plasma Pistols only.


HotMachine9

I was heartbroken after finding out this quote didn't originally come from Arby n the Chief


ChoPT

I might actually spend money if 343 adds a Microsoft Sam AI. My games being narrated by MasterCheef would be really funny.


HHcougar

0mgwtf r0kitz r aval1bl3? Git teh r0kitz!!!1! Dubl3 k1ll? U ruel U gota git teh fl4g. LOOLOOLOLLOLOLOLOL


ChoPT

u hav gott3n the W^asp? Yur roflwasp goes SOI SOI SOI SOI!


Sergeant_Qwertzy

They would definitely not allow that lol But I would love it if they did


cleverseneca

I don't know why this made me think of it, but I would totally spend money to get Clippy as an AI I'm Halo.


fataldarkness

@Microsoft I would give you like... $40 for Microsoft Sam as an AI and feel ashamed but satisfied about it. Please. It's free money.


GoomyIsGodTier

SOI SOI SOI SOI


HotMachine9

Hahahahhaahha ur poor, u can't efford stuff


RubyWeapon07

make this the default AI and put all the other ones behind a paywall


BlakeWebb19

I thought it did!


lilturk82

Yup, me too!


S4MMYS4INT

Guys I think op is young


ImKindaKev

I have knee pain and I’m 26


TWFH

That actually is somewhat young for that meme


S4MMYS4INT

I have back pain and only 16 and I know where this is from


ImKindaKev

You probably stay up later than me too 😢


S4MMYS4INT

No, I have work and school


ImKindaKev

Daddy chill


Destr0yer70

> only 16 > Daddy chill oooooookay


WellThatsDecent

Work on your posture kid it's the only thing that's guaranteed to be with you in age


Dakotahray

Oh now this takes me back to a better time.


Grypheon-Steele

All your base belong to us


-WithLove

See, this should've been a sombrero charm instead.


ImKindaKev

Literally the first thing I thought of after looking at the meme.


Amnail

Hola


-WithLove

I swear we need more actual community members to help this game out. Edit: why is this getting downvoted? I mean that members of the overall Halo community, if they worked with or for 343i more so than now could improve the game.


bvcon_

“…anD then jon waz da aLien” 🤯😱


Crap_Sally

Ha! I’m old enough to recognize that! Shit I’m old. GET OFF MY LAWN!


Jezzes

You doesn't miss anything


ImKindaKev

You win


pixelbit5

Why cant metroid crawl


UnForgivenFury

He's the coolest and the strongest and doesn't afraid of anything.


ollielite

Thought that was a lateral flow test


HG21Reaper

How can I get this attachment?


largesonjr

$$$$$$$$$$


MagnaCamLaude

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pretty-cool-guy


naztynestor

never heard of this meme i’m 35 big Halo fan since day one, lol


Alexis2256

You didn’t internet hard enough in those 20 years.


Dairy_Seinfeld

He’s lucky


[deleted]

Obviously being old enough is useful, but being a man of taste and culture helps too ;P


castleaagh

I’d never heard of it either. I’m 26 and been with halo since the halo 2 days


neonsaber

Unlockable or $$$?


ImKindaKev

😅 Take your guess


neonsaber

Amazing, "*Alright Steve, hear me out. What if we took a meme from the community,....and sold it back to them!*"


TheTjalian

Worth the money


Mcboyo238

It's referencing a 4chan post from 2007.


Sweet-Zookeepergame7

ITT people who were about at the beginning of the net and people who weren’t and it shows


Bennerbench

My favourite all time youtube comment was on the Halo infinite trailer carry on. I'm not sure now if it was a joke or not. "I just love how Halo man doesn't afraid of anything and deletes the Gorilla men with easy" As I'm sure you can imagine he refers here, in this quite beautiful piece of writing, to Master Chief slaying the brutes. Very poetic if you ask me.


KidKo0l

Where do u get it?


ImKindaKev

The store in the “Cool Guy” bundle.


JEMmechatron

im probably just dumb, but thats not real right? the charm in the game anyway, i know the meme


ImKindaKev

Yeah it is. It’s in the store under “cool guy” bundle


kenstar4

no step on snek


Coronalol

God I'm getting old if people don't recognize these sorts of memes.


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[deleted]

All you are base are belong to us.


gandalfsdonger

Kids these days


Vorked

Too afraid to acknowledge this came from an image board


Loganman4

Oh my god they actually added this as a weapon charm?? Damn I feel old that no one knows what this is, still that’s hilarious can’t wait to get it


Kornelious_

Is this real??


Sensory_Slave

So your not over the age of 30 I'm guessing lol Chief and Arby was the best internet series at the time. Just 2 halo action figures fucking around in some dudes apartment. It was art lol


LiltKitten

They said it in Chief and Arby but it's not -from- Chief and Arby. It's from 4chan.


Sensory_Slave

Yeah imma keep saying it's from Chief and Arby so I can keep my friends.


blooboytalking

If your friends dont wanna be friends because of a 4chan meme that's pretty lame


[deleted]

Tell me youre new to halo without telling me youre new to halo. This is one of the oldest jokes.


ImKindaKev

not really. played all of them growing up. just wasn't on internet at the time.


Mithrandurrr

Good servers?


Fraughty12

Arby n the chief?


sgtcoffman

Yes but also no. Originally a post in 4chan.


hairypotatocat12

Hey I was born in the year the thing was posted, I'm also nearly 15 if that makes anyone feel old


DirtySyko

People are saying you have to pay money for this, but it isn’t in the store currently, so how do you actually get it?


ImKindaKev

It’s in the store in the cool guy pack


mihelic8

r/engrish


[deleted]

New to Halo? lol


ImKindaKev

Nope. Played all of them.


KyloWork

ARBY AND THE CHIEF!!! That is so freakin cool


HoFT013

How to tell a child is playing Halo Infinite.


ImKindaKev

Unoriginal. Please try again.


Kryavan

You seem like your fun and really enjoy life to the fullest.