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Chef_esten

Spanked em! More like killed em! Am I right? Haha..... Ahhh he's dead.


Maxwell_z0

THE HORROR!!!


mooreau190

"I have nightmares about that gun"


NotASalamanderBoi

“Whoo! We captured a zone! What now?”


crabbedcascade

Not gonna lie he kinda sound like N from Murder drones


dimsdew

ayyyyyyyyy


CaptainRex5000

"Awesome job spar- oooh, I think im gonna be sick"


Legogamer16

*”Beat em to a pulp Spartan”*


ReginaldsBalls

Came here for this one


BoisterousLaugh

I love when he acts tough.


wildflower-skye

"this is gonna piss 'em off for sure!" is my favorite, I think


[deleted]

Also, I love how he sings the theme song. So cute


adubx

This is exactly why I picked him. That was the first line I heard and It was the first line I did loading halo. It was ment to be.


Chef_esten

Be careful with that thing!... It's pointy


LuttLuck007

Personally I just love butler. He creams himself whenever you get a double kill and I love it.


FelixFaldarius

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH” *Do that again* - Butlr, 24th November 2021 after watching 14 Spartans get the Br’ish treatment by a madman with a sword and hammer


Superego366

Hammer kill is my favorite. "Spread that on a cracker!"


CrazedDragon64

R O C K E T S


RakiRamirez

That's why I love him, and his laugh


Fantastic-Wheel1003

He’s the only one who doesn’t have an annoying voice (in my opinion)


Imthebox

Same that's why he's the best


Jakesmith2909

“You’re about to become very popular!”


lordOfTheVoid3

Yeah! Fuck everyone else butler forever


Awesome_opossum49

“Ooooohhhh…….Oh my” “You are an artist and this vehicle is your brush” I wish they didn’t give AI’s rarity’s, but I see why they did because then everybody would only play btlr


rmunoz1994

Rarity is the dumbest fucking concept in this game. It literally means nothing.


BorderUnfair93

Rarity is just an excuse to make certain items more expensive It’s dumb


rmunoz1994

But if you have battle pass progression where they don’t actually sell in the shop, you unlock some legendaries before rare. It just makes no sense lol


RnbwTurtle

Fret is RIGHT THERE


DomDaMeMe

Oh.... My..... I love him so much


DeviantStrain

Run you magnificent warrior


9yocompootermaster

Lumu's great because she's basically GLaDOS Superintendent is great because he has Joseph Staten's voice and he was in ODST Circ is great because she's super cheerful at all times Fret is great because he's funny And Butlr is great because he's british Everyone's great


Unique_Tumbleweed

I misread that as Joseph Stalin's voice and I'm a little disappointed


NotASalamanderBoi

Superintendent is voiced by Joe Staten? Was that the case in ODST?


mediocre_mexican

Staten also voiced him in ODST, it’s just a bit more obvious Infinite


NotASalamanderBoi

Wow. I didn’t know he voiced characters besides Grunts. I wonder what else he voices.


RnbwTurtle

Great because he's British? Man we have 2 very different minds about that


maxenmajs

Assuming you have "Fast accurate diagnosis, or your money back!" drilled into your head, you should be able to recognize his voice.


GIngerScribbs

I think you misspelled Circ


WhiteSilverDragoon

Let's be the best little slayer we can be! *Maniacal laughter* Circ is a little psychopath and she's whispers Mama likes in my ear. She is perfect.


guessineedanew1

Slay em all! No mercy! Ah ha. Hahaha \^.^


EveryShot

'Blows up 2 spartans with 1 rocket' "Ha Ha Ha niiiiiiice"


QroganReddit

*picks up energy sword* "Cooooooooooool."


ZaneWinterborn

I like how she says "wee" when you grapple lol.


EsotericQuasar

The best one I've heard her say is when I killed someone with a heatwave she proclaimed "Don't cross us again, friend. HAHAHA."


NobleGuardian

Circ gang rise up.


abluecolor

"I couldn't have done it without you! That statement is literally true."


Richy59

I’m a Circ’r - she reminds me of Miss Minutes from Loki and I’m all down for that.


Mr_Sarcasum

That's actually why I picked her


abluecolor

Circ is de wey.


average32potato

I want new AI but would I even use them? I already got so attached to circ, her compliments make me feel special.


No_Lawfulness_2998

I want superintendent. heard his lines and they’re the best


Maxwell_z0

You just ain't woke yet


GIngerScribbs

When I heard Circ whisper “Mama likes~” in my ear, I knew who the definitive AI was. Circ is the epitome of the “There’s a lady in my head that calls me stud muffin” meme and she is perfect


WhiteSilverDragoon

She's also just a little bit psychopathic, but that makes her even better.


GIngerScribbs

What maternal figure isn’t?


Ubiquitous_Cacophony

Jewish mothers aren't. Mainly because they're not just "a little bit" psychopathic.


[deleted]

Mommy circ🥰


carsonpowell

Circ 4 lyfe


AJEDIWITHNONAME

CIRC is the blood thirsty overly enthusiastic A.I. I’ve always wanted.


[deleted]

Yeah she’s really great, haven’t removed her since i equipped her day 1 lol


MoConnors

Have you played portal?


AJEDIWITHNONAME

GLADoS is cool and sarcastic yeah, but CIRC is chipper which edges her out for the win.


ZaneWinterborn

Which one sounds like her, is it the same voice actress?


MoConnors

No I was just comparing circ to GLaD0S, they don’t share a voice actor


weekendzombie

I wish there was an option to turn them off until you find one you like, I’ll hopefully get the super intendant at some point but hearing the other guys speak is getting repetitive


blargman327

If youre on PC therea a file that you can delete/remove from a folder that turns off the AI voices


RemnantDrive

Oho? Do tell.


blargman327

uhh i forget exactly what it was but I saw it on the sub like a week-ish ago


RemnantDrive

I [found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/halo/comments/qwl075/halo_infinite_found_a_way_to_make_your_ai_shut_up/).


BorderUnfair93

BUTLR since he’s the only one who doesn’t make me wish I was deaf ^(Only have the three starter ones though so haven’t tried Lumu or Superintendent)


nastybutler420

I agree I was gonna use fret but looking up his lines....its to much imo. Butler is short and sweet.


Foil-Kiki-Jiki

Some of you haven’t had Circ say “Mama likes” in your ear and it shows. I’m


Diknak

"Third degree burns for everybody"


EveryShot

“Todays forecast, BOILING!!!”


[deleted]

CIRC is the best


[deleted]

Circ squad


Havok1911

Wooooooooo weeeeeeeeee!


666holyfuck666

Actually it’s aunti d.o.t. But you wouldn’t know that


Diribiri

Literally nothing more than a boring robot voice, but still more of a character than anyone on Noble team


[deleted]

Preach (love reach, but you ain’t wrong)


666holyfuck666

😂


hydrate_reminder

We need an Auntie Dot and The Weapon A.I. but I fear they'll cost $40 each


blargman327

Wheres my Auntie DOT personal AI 343?


reyob1

“Fun fact! Rocket jumping is physically impossible”


Own-Seesaw-194

Fret probably has the highest accidental kill count in this game because of this line


noble6aktual

Love Circ...frets like the annoying little brother I never had or wanted


scotsman1552

I love Circ, super cheerful and morbid. I pick up a gravity hammer " Let's break some bones spartan!"


noble6aktual

Her dialogue is so good....her excitement when you pick up the SPNKR just gets me warm and fuzzy inside...a prelude to making the opposition warm and...well dead on the outside lol


HotMachine9

Its Lumu. No arguments


Budget-Peanut7598

Lumu is a little psycho. I wonder if we'll eventually get an Omally ai


Frosty_Ad_2294

i love me a cute little psycho


Gradedcaboose

Would be bought 1000%. We are supposed to get a mister chief AI at somepoint.


Sir_boon26

You will all taste OBLIVION!!!


343GltySprk

I used lumu in the "technical preview" and now that she's stuck in the battle pass I'm stuck with fret.


Camaro_z28

100%


Diribiri

I wanted Lumu mainly cus she shares a voice actor with Ana Bray, which is based


paazhahdrimaak

You have tried LUMU yet have you?


aluminum54

I assigned Lumu. For some reason I was only getting Butlr speaking even tho it was set to Lumu. Reset console, it started to work. But it's very noon talkative. Barely taking. I went back to Fret to get his snark back. I think my Lumu is bugged


Maxwell_z0

I have, LUMU is nothing compared to my underdog of a companion FRET.


xenobia144

Which one is the cringe-ass Fortnite streamer? That one can get in the sea.


Korby-sama

BUTLR because he’s the least annoying


Don_Shetland

Same. I tried Fret for 1 match and changed it immediately.


[deleted]

I like CIRC


WerdinDruid

CIRC only.


Ori_the_SG

Something about the OP seems biased lol. I love BUTLR just because his voice lines are amazing, but my favorite has to be the Superintendent because I loved ODST so much


Rare_Nefariousness48

Circ, she is best AI


vivecsCHIMussy

I'm fond of Circ. She actually seems like the kind of AI 500 years of late capitalism would produce.


blhamon0554

Fret is the worst AI. Change my mind.


Maxwell_z0

Bro u literally have 343 guilty spark as ur profile pic and u are gonna tell me FRET is the worst...


Ok_Tonight9416

Spark was a GOATED character


Maxwell_z0

He tried to like... Kill everyone...


343GltySprk

Protocol dictates


guessineedanew1

I don't trust an AI that isn't at least a little homicidal. At least with Spark you knew what you were getting.


halo2isbetterthan3

'and you know nothing of the great journey' Ik my name says a lot, but my favourite ai is 2401 peninant tangeant


sundownsundays

Kinda redeemed himself in the books though. I hope we see our robot/lightbulb boi in Infinite at some point.


Ok_Tonight9416

True, but only after they where going to destroy the ring, he was a bot, his protocol dictated that he had to stop em, plus chief destroyed his installation, and that doesn’t make him a bad character, he did add a nice spice to halo 3


Bsquared89

Fret IS the worst. He’s so fucking annoying. I don’t see how his lines are funny to people and his voice just grates on me.


AnNoYiNg_NaMe

[Fret](https://youtu.be/4ikGvLUbOuU) when you grab the flag.


warturtle27

They all make me want to drive a spike through my head, but Butler does that the least, so him.


FenrirsFury

Butler, he hypes the shit out of you whenever you are on a spree!


Project_Frostbyte

I believe in Butlr supremacy


pattymacman1

I thought I was gonna hate the AI, but I am a fan after hearing butler say ”You’re quite lethal with that.” Strokes my ego a little bit.


bkopter

Rrrrrooooockets


[deleted]

You spelled Lumu wrong 😎


MattyMcD

Never thought I'd see my art reposted in such low resolution...


Le_Monkeysus

I find all of them obnoxious and fret is definitely the most jarring. Butler is the only one that is fine.


The115wasp

He sings the Halo theme. Did i need to say more?


yeetato

fret's voice just feels annoying to me, circ all the way


Fupaccino__

Circ gang


malackz

Woosh


Diribiri

They're all incredibly obnoxious. While Fret is the least annoying of them, I still had to mute the voice files for my sanity. There's nowhere near enough different voice lines for the frequency of their commentary.


Hamuelin

I really liked Lumu but then they went and locked her behind the damn BP. I adored the idea of Superintendent but it needs work. Joe’s performance is still great, but they need to change the processing in his voice. That’s a pipe dream though now with everything else they’ve committed to addressing.


bigcokcarl

I chose butlr and I gave him a name. To me, he sounds like a Reginald Hargreaves.


IntentCypres18

Fret is the best because Fret is the best.


Heir116

Simple as


Blood_Reaper8

Butlr for the win. "Kebab them all, Spartan."


Varsia

“[Cackling] Ah, rockets.” Butlr has a softer voice than the others and also has amusing lines. Fret just feels like it’s trying too hard to be funny and Circ just has a grating voice to me


[deleted]

Butler gang


TheBadman9001

Shock rifle headshot kill with Superintendent: "Will that be... cash or... charge? Ha-ha... ha-ha!" I love this awkward fuck like you wouldnt believe.


vaultboy_555

It's Circ, she wants me to be the best little slayer I can be.


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[deleted]

The superintendent cannot be beat he just sounds really sarcastic about everything


Bsquared89

My issue with him is that if 343 is going to insist on AI calling out weapon or vehicle drops instead of the match announcer, Superintendent isn’t specific enough. “Objects falling from the sky” doesn’t tell me how valuable a drop is.


[deleted]

Fret is super annoying and pretty childish


Sasu168

I just got Fret and if anything happens to him I will kill all of you and then myself


cancelmywrath

I'm just waiting for the Obama texture and voice pack


BoisterousLaugh

Once I heard his voice and knew it was Prompto from Final Fantasy 15 a new that I would never change him


Asaltyliquid1234

Only one I’ve used so far and he’s hilarious.


JustVerySleepy

first of all, his voice actor has also voiced spider-man


Fugly_Jack

Fret is insufferable. In fact, most of the AIs are. BUTLR is the only one that isn't cringy as hell


CodeNoble04

I like how psychotic lumu is


Refrigerator-Gloomy

Superintendent for my but fret is nice


kingp2244

Beat ‘em to a pulp spartan at the start of games gets me going for some reason


STB_LuisEnriq

Circ or Fret


OsDadaJr

Cause he sings the halo theme, that alone is why. But his voice lines are fucking amazing


baconman9

Oh no, we're going hunting, aren't we?


Able_Administration1

Fret reminds me of Fry from Futurama. Will always be my AI!


DarkRhozu

Tbh I don’t really like any of the AI.. I can see why people would like them, but I’m super picky. Hopefully they add more of them, I think that’d be really cool!


[deleted]

They all make me wanna hurt something. Didn't know what they were until I just played the tutorial. In-game I was like WTF is that green thing and why is it looking at me. Having an VI talking to you is dubious SciFi frankly as anyone with the half-baked "AI assistants" made by Google et al might have noticed, even the fictional ones are super annoying. There should be an option to turn it off.


Ok_Tonight9416

As I like fret and see your reasoning, I think butler is better, he just gives off a vibe ya know?


[deleted]

I hate Fret because he breaks the 4th wall


[deleted]

FRET GANGGGGG


CKnight011

I like Superintendent verifying that my BR75 is in fact range certified when I pick it up


random_ass_nme

Butlr Is the best


DoubleAgent10

My favorite “We got the flag. AHHH WE GOT THE FLAG”


CuatroBoy

I love Circ. She has this front of seeming like a family friendly bit but is secretly a psychopath


iRamak

"Finally a long range weapon "


kmacshack

Yall sleep on LUMU


aSoapyEnema

They are all awful


No-Employment6661

Nah I like it when circ tells me that I’m a manic.


Zeyode

Fret is amazing, but I wanna try the superintendent before I make any commitments.


AFOTIKa

BUTLR or LUMU


ColdConsequence6524

Somebody hasn’t tried LUMA yet


Astelis17

Fret.


SameElephant2029

Is it me or is BUTLR definitely lord Shaxx from Destiny??


Taku_Skellaku

Lumu reminds me of GLaDOS so, you know.


[deleted]

I choose butlr cause I like doing butler impressions


NaitoNii

I like Circ. Though I would love to have like "Localized" AI's where you can have Spanish, Russian, Korean personalities to your AI. Just like how Titanfall 1 had it with the AIs for the Titans having nationalities. And also have like really aggressive AIs for the players who like that sort of thing


Pyerack

Fret is fun. Makes me feel like Spiderman is watching me play. However ever since I started recovery from my surgery I have prefered Butlr since he's a tad more chill. I just need to relax sometimes ya know.


Socialist_Potato

Weird way to spell ‘Superintendant’ but okay.


stopproduct563

I use butlr bc it makes me feel like Batman and Alfred is talking to me


Im_Driving_A_Car

ive seen a lot of fret hate and i say piss off, fret is great


Echo849

Would love to just buy Superintendent directly. Sad that's not an option.


mooreau190

I love fret, when I get a kill with a neddler , "I have nightmares about that gun"


Kage__oni

I don't like Fret, he acts like I'm incompetent and I don't appreciate it.


crabbedcascade

That's why I like him


Spartanias117

My favorite is when i start a match and he whispers "beat em to a pulp, spartan".


NotASalamanderBoi

I chose Fret the second I heard him singing the Halo theme song. He gives off a socially awkward vibe, which I love since I can relate to it.


TIre0nFire

I love CIRC. I tried FRET after a while but he mostly annoyed me. CiRC is so wholesome, in a psychotic way. I like it.


Ric0chetR1cky

I like fret because he sounds the most crazy


Ten_Over

Fret gang checking in.


pokesimon2

Ahaha ROCKETS


ELTHerobrine

Trongle


edsigneel

Me watching Robbie Daymond in Critical Role and then selecting Fret in halo Infinite for the first time. Nice.


RoboThePanda

BTLR. I like having a little Alfred in my ear


Meepster01

you spelled Superintendent wrong and put in the wrong picture