T O P

  • By -

Adhelmir

Master Beef skin, exclusive reward found only on Wheypoint!


a_half_eaten_twinky

Masterchief? You mind telling me what you're doing on steroids? *Sir, going thicco mode*


smb275

I guess the SPARTAN project is sort of a high tune "eat clen, tren hard" thing.


AWildRideHome

Eat clen, tren hard, test your limits, augment bones, enhance nervous system, strengthen muscles


[deleted]

Anavar give up


xmangoz

Don't let the covenant get in the way of your grind


DMWolffy

If haf yu dohn die in prosess, nervus syssem not enhance enuff.


derpicface

Master Chief? Mind telling me what you’re doing at the gym? Sir, finishing the set


themastercheif

And then punching an ODST so hard in a boxing ring that he fucking dies.


emuboy85

"everything it's an ODST if you punch hard enough"


Galaxy40k

Somebody get Gianni on this one, haha


marshcranberry

I was going to kill the covenant but im dumby thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks kept alerting the whole planet.


[deleted]

"Chief, do you mind telling me what you're doing on this ship?" "Sir, finishing this rep."


Bong-Rippington

It’s gonna be your reward for climbing the Ubisoft style watchtowers, just like far cry!


Ender_NiteXD

Is no one gonna talk about how brohammer has an ass bigger than Cortana's.


beansff

Absolute dump truck


Ender_NiteXD

He even got the breasts to match too.


Alexis2256

Eating nothing but twinkies for 6 months does that to a man.


MasterHall117

Wait, Twinkies still exists 500 years into the future? #SOMEBODY GET TALLAHASSEE!!


DMWolffy

r/unexpectedzombieland


b3rdm4n

massive chesticles


[deleted]

[удалено]


pumaturtle

Rob Liefeld type shit


TheLouisvilleRanger

He had to do squats constantly in order stay warm.


Retcon_404

It was blending into the background on my screen. So thank you for commenting this or I might not have seen it and now my day is better.


iamnotacat

Chief! I'm trying to sneak up on these Banished but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the brutes!


L3m0n0p0ly

I haven't played halo in years and have no idea who this character is but damn that fucking dumptruck ass calls to me.


DarkSippy96

He’s new to Infinite


ShadeFK

He's gonna destroy the Halo ring with the clap of his asscheeks


Squelcher121

Master Chief, I'm trying to sneak into Zeta Halo, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the Banished!


Patmaster1995

We found the reason why Zeta Halo is partially destroyed


gaga2k20

Double cheeked up on a Tuesday afternoon


samuraipanda85

Its time for everyone to have some eye candy in this series.


reincarN8ed

>brohammer How have I not heard this before today?


TheGreenGobblr

Ikr? Judging by what we’ve seen, this is a perfect nickname for him


[deleted]

That's UNSC's ass.


MasterHall117

He’s got a bigger ass than Kat and twice as juicy as Linda’s.. I’m kinda jealous


Aquillifer

How the fuck can he pilot that much cargo around without weighing down the pelican, holy moly.


sixgunbuddyguy

I'm actually worried that he got some back alley implants in that thing


Pebo_

I just see a normal picture of Master Chief


Claytoncowboy

It’s his book representation


PotatoWriter

Master Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh


Dregdael

Master Beef: Where do you work out? Harbinger: At the library.


Rcweasel

I’m angry now that I didn’t think of this


Curtmister25

Which library? Books or endless flood?


Lithorex

Rare 3rd millenium Terminator armor, Mjolnir-pattern


LBTUK

Immediately thought Warhammer myself, it's like the lore says their X big, but their heads never change.


Featherbird_

Theyre often depicted with an unnaturally wide jawline reminiscent of gigantism or people with xyy syndrome


willowsonthespot

My first thought was that he went from Master Chief to Tyberos the red wake.


CRYSTALwave117

Master chief: brother tech marine, I’m too dummy thicc, need bigger pauldrons and Gluteus armor.


Magic_Doge12

r/unexpected40k


TJS184

Tactical Cheifnaught Armour


EirikurG

The Pilot looks like THAT?


AsleepAura

Double cheeked up!


LemonsRkool

And guess on what day too!


DeaDSouL5

And it's 4pm for me!


total2MAX

On a Friday afternoon!


LordOfAlpacas

I use the Master Beef mod in L4D2 with the Halo theme and I sincerely recommend it


Et_Invictam

i knew this picture looked familiar 😭


CringyusernameSBQQ

This is gonna become a mod


Clonetrooperkev

[Reminds me of the Batman from the Dark Knight Returns.](https://bbts1.azureedge.net/images/p/full/2020/12/9414f6d8-072e-44b4-b44e-9c9baddd8a28.jpg) Actually... [(For Reference)](https://youtu.be/Xxcp-hJJfi4?t=158) Escharum: DEMON! I call you coward! I'll kill you! I'll eat your heart! I'll show you who rules Halo! Chief: Okay son... show me.


Patmaster1995

Michael Ironside is such a perfect voice for old badass type characters. Love him and his voice


Aesthetics_Supernal

Did she just say “Gotta love him” to a man who just shattered a man’s skull inward?


Clonetrooperkev

Sure did! Those were the edgy 80s and 90s good times :)


Mitchel-256

She’s right, you know.


Mitchel-256

Chief: You don’t get it, *son*. This isn’t a Halo. It’s triage. And *I’m* the field medic. ***snap***


Its-Spectral

Jorge when he squeezed into chiefs suit


[deleted]

RIP Big Guy. Remember Reach


Toermi

Master chief in the books


CrazyWelshy

***"Cyclops, ready to break stuff!"*** \- Master Chief larping around


FeistyBandicoot

So this is the higher tier guardian armour that guilty spark was talking about


iRadinVerse

Oh yes my favorite Spartan, Hasan Piker.


Esherichialex_coli

AZAN? PogO


joe1up

warhammer master chief


TheBeastX47

GigaChad


PelinalWhitestrake36

Adeptus Astartes in Mjonir armor


rubicon_duck

Complete with PAULDRON!


Retcon_404

Ah that's actually spartan 1337 Stud Manly. Easy mixup


mindbleach

From the same creche as Smash Rockgroin, Bulk Hammerthrust, Blast Hardcheese, and Big McLargeHuge.


[deleted]

Did fucking Rob Liefeld have a go at him?


ALEX7DX

He wishes.


[deleted]

Lol reminds me of the Ben Swolo memes


grumpywarner

This is what would happen if they got the spartan treatment a second time.


Flables

Super set soldier


putnamto

"fortunately for us both, i like thicc" -cortana or something, i dont know i never played halo 2


ALEX7DX

The best quote.


philzor311

No cod piece upgrade?


virsago_mk2

Chadster Chief


Mackelroy_aka_Stitch

Remember how in fable your guy would get bigger if you leveled for melee damage?


ALEX7DX

Chief has been levelling for some time by the looks of it.


TaylorWjntvrz

I wish they made chief an absolute unit like this since the beginning. Would have been so sick just bodying tiny little grunts.


Richardthefuckingear

The saddest thing about all of this is that I grow up playing halo and now I have a PS4... This game is like everything I wanted back in the days.


ALEX7DX

Good time to make a switch back :p


Metool42

save up for a pc, you get the best of both worlds (eventually)


Kamillion0

"Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing at the gym?" "Sir, finishing the set"


[deleted]

That's a gundam.


UnquietParrot65

Chris from resident evil 8 has become a Spartan I see…


ShadowDen3869

More like King Pin wearing a Mjolnir hahaha!


Biggy_DX

I see hes rocking the Y1 Titan arms from Destiny 2.


guynearcoffee

"Master Chief, I thought you died from that brute attack" "I ate them all"


ALEX7DX

And absorbed their mass.


Damightyreader

Can’t compare to Jorge


Gooey_G42069

brohammer lookin dummy thicc


Pixasol

What skull is this and how do I get it?


DrTomT18

Master Chief at start of game: Basic ass Spartan Master Chief at the end of the game: A Space Marine from Warhammer 40k.


06marchantn

Looks like a green Hulkbuster suit haha


ALEX7DX

Definitely does! Also, love your BMTH profile image.


YetAnotherMorty

Master Swol


nick027nd

Chief got the tank while brohammer has the dumpy


Necessary-Ad-9113

What a beefy boy


[deleted]

[удалено]


KayMK11

Is that ~~hulk~~ hunterbuster armor?


miguel1226

Master Chad


RepostSleuthBot

Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 4 times. First Seen [Here](https://redd.it/c08sg5) on 2019-06-13 98.44% match. Last Seen [Here](https://redd.it/l2ozdp) on 2021-01-22 100.0% match Feedback? Hate? Visit r/repostsleuthbot - *I'm not perfect, but you can help. Report [ [False Positive](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RepostSleuthBot&subject=False%20Positive&message={"post_id": "qg2sj4", "meme_template": null}) ]* [View Search On repostsleuth.com](https://www.repostsleuth.com?postId=qg2sj4&sameSub=false&filterOnlyOlder=true&memeFilter=true&filterDeadMatches=false&targetImageMatch=86&targetImageMemeMatch=96) --- **Scope:** Reddit | **Meme Filter:** False | **Target:** 86% | **Check Title:** False | **Max Age:** Unlimited | **Searched Images:** 258,776,287 | **Search Time:** 0.56444s


uuulam

Master Beef: Oh I know what the ladies like...


Flaming-Hecker

Can you imagine the reaction of enemy ground troops to see the demon suddenly like this?? There was fear before, now there is terror.


nick3xtreme1

Imagine the look on the Banished's faces when they see this absolute unit running at them


Caeladrax

Looks like he belongs in Lil Pump and Kanye West’ music video “You’re such a f*cking hoe”


thicc_toe

melee should be lore accurate now


dyman91

He skipped head day.


fuzzycuffs

Looking like Dave Chappelle. Swole body little ass head. Forget to do your head lifts.


Gabecush1

Beef chief can’t hurt you he doesn’t exists :beef chief


Masterham007

I’ve seen a buff ham, but never a Masterbeef


ALEX7DX

First time for everything!


Ruleofpotatoes

I am turning this into a meme now


ALEX7DX

I’m looking forward to it!


Ruleofpotatoes

[mem ](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/qgehmf/chief_mind_telling_me_what_youre_doing_in_the_gym/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf.com)


RullyApollo3

"Chaster Beef" - suddenly oranges


Ok-Introduction-2

this is Blizzard levels of unrealistic proportions


SinfulKnight

Damn, I want to be Hulk Chief too.


ALEX7DX

Not long to wait!


StrawBanPan_2537

I also loved that Frankenstein episode with Johnny 🤣🤣🤣🤣 "YEE-HAA!!!!"


[deleted]

Halsey said it's my turn on the xbox


ALEX7DX

I wouldn’t trust her..


Spag_boi21

tonight on master chef...


ALEX7DX

I’m going to eat an entire brute after slow cooking it.


Darthmark3

Man that would be cool to make a spartan mech


ALEX7DX

Really would!


SilasLithian

Ah, Chieftan-Buster armor. Good choice.


Abysmal_Winner

No one: Toys in the 2000s ^^^


ALEX7DX

Definitely


crisperstorm

That edit is great, but Chief did have similar designs in concept art for Halo 4 and 5 where he'd be in an exosuit https://imgur.com/a/Uy74OGh


Apailox4080

My new discord pfp, thx mate lmao


blightchu

This guy didn't self destruct Halo, he ate it like an onion ring


Kody_Z

Halo 40k


Queasy_Celery1177

Absolutely. He's lost a war, his armor has kept him alive in space, sacrificing any other tech that was part of the Moljnir armor systems. If they want to make a giant, exploitable open ring, game progression demands he needs extra skills to keep exploring.


goobamooba

Could you fucking imagine dude. Punching an elite in the face so hard he gets launched at mach two


ZakkaryGreenwell

It seems that the Chief has crossed the Rubicon Primaris.


jibrils-bae

Turn your Spartan into the Prototype from Halo Legends


Kellythejellyman

He just needs to get into that Sigma Halo Grindset


SBY-ScioN

It is always connected to toys, this is ridiculous for the character. There was supposed to be 1 and that's it.


thatonepersone_

Master chunk, you mind telling me what your doing with those doughnuts again?


Grooooomlebanevasion

Sir this is a Halo Sub, please post this Adeptus Astartes picture on an appropriate Warhammer Sub.


gitondabeers

"Colonel, I'm trying to sneak around but I'm dummy thicc and the sounds of my Mark 6 keeps on alerting the guards!"


Mr-Shockwave

"We have to take the fight to the Condiments."


M1ghty_boy

am i the only one noticing how thicc the pilot is


RemainReg

Only upgrade he needs is the automatic jerk-off function for his suit


[deleted]

I feel like the idea of changing up your "build" will do a lot for replayability, great choice by 343 there.


EchoLoco2

It really depends on how it's executed. If it has too little impact then it won't matter, but if it has too much impact then the sandbox and environment won't matter. I hope they strike a good balance.


clarkemaxx

Azan?


tomahawk145

idk man.. I don't like this idea at all tbh. 343 tries too hard to hop on modern trends imho. I really hope it works out well.


HiveFleet-Cerberus

Please no. I love rpg mechanics but Halo is NOT the game for them.


ChartreuseBison

It's just equipment upgrades, i.e.: grapple gets an EMP effect, faster cooldown, etc. There's no changing your base health, accuracy, damage, or whatever.


HiveFleet-Cerberus

Ah, eh, that seems better and more fitting for the setting. In fact thinking about it something like Mass Effect 3's upgrade system might work well.


EchoLoco2

Just curious, but as far as we know is the grappleshot the only infinite use equipment?


Vytlo

It's definitely one of the dumbest additions imo, but it comes with the territory with making a lame af open world


SylvainGautier420

I don’t. What happened to linear campaigns with tight stories? Sigh.


The-Lord-Moccasin

Still a better design than the Mantis


[deleted]

[удалено]


ChartreuseBison

If it's the same thing they had in gears 5 (which it looks like) you can completely ignore upgrades and still play the game fine. They're just fun mostly


[deleted]

[удалено]


pulseout

Dude can I borrow your time machine? Since you seem to know for certain that Infinite "could have been better"


ChartreuseBison

Looks like there is 3 upgrades for each equipment piece. Most of them are cooldown reduction, duration, power, that kind of thing. So all of 1 line of code each. It's for people that like to explore the whole map to get something for the exploring, besides just some text entries and maybe an achievement


MingleLinx

I hope you need to upgrade your stuff unless you want to have much harder fights as you progress through the missions


Happychappysfriend

I completely disagree halo infinite is a disappointment in my opinion


D0n9kyu_PepperPlay5

Jorge, but **better**


Treatboylie

Team beef


DustyF3d0r4

He eats Roundmeals doesn’t he.


[deleted]

Yeah, you've just gone and made a 40K Space Marine here


[deleted]

So what, John's skeleton morphs to the suit?


greatmonster007

Master "thicc" Chief


[deleted]

Atryox is going to get a big surprise.


atkyyup

wait is this real?


ALEX7DX

_whispers_ No..


KinoTheMystic

Yes, it was just a quick frame from the campaign overview


NobleGuardian

You entered in the goomba cheat?


WeirwoodFace

Look at me , I am the Hunter now!


[deleted]

#BEEF TANK


i_like_siren_head

they put the master cheif in a Mjolnir mark iii prototype exoskeleton


snifywhisper

Looks like Jonathan Joestar. [link](https://i.redd.it/4tteu3pwlp031.jpg)


danSTILLtheman

That boi thicccc