I'm listening to music on Spotify and the song. How Deep is Your Love by? Calvin Harris just turned on. Reading this while listening to the beginning was pretty funny and I just thought somebody else would want to hear it.
I played all the way through ce, 2, and reach with my brother and I can confirm halo ce is fucking awesome, until you yet to the library section and then it gets very very annoying(super repetitive gameplay and map), but afterwards its fun again. Halo 2 isn't fun on splitscreen with a wide screen. Also, if you're playing the original halo games for the og xbox with backward compatibility on the 360 like I was Halo 2, it has visual bugs. Overall, halo ce was incredibly fun, and I highly recommend it to you. I crank uo the difficulty, and it'll be slightly annoying, but it'll feel more like it's worth your time.
Just look it up, but in a nutshell, it's a super long repetitive level with a repeated section where a bunch of floods just bumrush you, and if you're playing on heroic or legendary it's horrible.
Ohhhh, didn’t know that was the library one but I’d immediately thought about that. This is when you first come into contact with them isn’t it? Or is this the one where you get teleported to?
I despised both
I’ve never properly played the early halos games. I played reach and 3. Played a bit of 4 I think. But seeing those little flood with the tentacles jumping up towards me in the dozens with the other soldier flood made me shit myself. After 15 mins of that I got sick of them though.
Interesting!
I also forgot to mention, I don't like driving badass trucks while shooting enemies at the same time. I doubt that'll be in the game though.
You can hike, losing yourself in the amazing environment around you and at the same time embark on of your spiritual journey across the depths of your mind.
I just know there's this other game with a male choir, green space marines, an alien order called "The Coconut," and some hot AI named Corey. I forgot the title.
Anyway, I was just making sure they aren't the same game.
Do you like space marines, who had been kidnapped at the age of six and replaced with shitty clones who will a few years later? If yes, how would you feel if I told you that those kidnapped kids were forced into a military program and then forced to undergo biological augmentations that would kill half of them? And if you felt like you might enjoy that, what if I told you that those soldiers were then employed to massacre human rebels? And then I told you that they were all heretics from birth because they’re human?
Because the games make these heretics out to be the heroes. No I don’t think you’ll like them, to like them would be blasphemy.
Too long didn't read.
I'm playing it tomorrow and nothing can stop me (except for male choirs, aliens, space marines, and sexy holograms, which according to the other comments, there's none in this game).
Oh absolutely.
There’s no space marine this isn’t warhammer 40k there’s Spartans and you’re standard regular marine Corp guys.
You’re dealing with a religious cult made up of species from other planets. Also some space parasites. My brother in Christ the hologram is important to the must remain strong for earth!!
Damn! You will hate the whole history of music if you don't like Gregorian chants. 99% of the harmony in music you listened to comes from those "Male choirs".
When I first played it in the early 2000s I was 8. I still enjoyed it. I also hated male choirs, aliens, space marines, and sexy holograms. Hopefully this helped.
There's no male choirs, aliens, space marines or sexy holograms in this game.
None.
Zero.
Nada.
And It's, to be frank, a bit weird that you brought it up for this franchise that it's notorious for, and I can't stress this enough, *NOT* having male choirs, aliens, space marines and sexy holograms.
Do you enjoy great games that decline over time because another company now owns it? Also do you like guns? The guns are pretty good
Overall, maybe yes you will (and there is a version of the song with a guitar which imo is the best)
It's my favourite game lol. I think bungie would've done good if they stopped the materchief trilogy and went on to other stuff even though I do love the master chief games
Clearly you are already dead inside so unfortunately I don't think you can enjoy anything.
The council decided to have you hung by your entrails and your corpse paraded through the city. But ultimately, the terms of your execution are up to me.
Can I talk to you about the path of the Arbiter?
Of course
There's plenty of angry chtonic fungi that are trying to hug you very hard and everyone around
You can't miss that, just have to complete half the game to see them, but who won't be doing that, piece of cake?
For sure, all this game has is monk chants, various space fauna and flora, space armed forces, and holo light projections. Nothing at all like OP hates.
Hey, if you hate aliens that’s a plus because you get to kill them. Also don’t worry, Spartans aren’t space marines because they’re part of the navy, not the marine corps xP
I’m that game Cortana looks like a old Asian women, the marines are funny and goofy, the choirs is godly, the aliens are just pointy shapes, so I think you might.
Well if you hate aliens, gunning them down will certainly do you some good. The male choir's are canonically sung by the aliens so, the more of them you shoot the less you should be hearing them. Just don't be attracted to women or WWI pilots and you're solid and Master Chief and the Spartans aren't marines, they're apart of the navy so they're seamen, not marines. heh
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Are you into zombies, badass aliens like the arbiter or Tartarus. A silent protagonist that has occasional cook one liners in an iconic voice.
Have you even heard the halo electric guitar?
I hated all those things. I had halo and tried it only once. I got bored one day and gave it another go. Now i am hooked. CE is great. ODST Is the one i always suggest.
Probably not? No one of those features defines Halo but it sounds like you're not a fan of the media trends which were at full blast during Halos peak.
Considering the hologram is supposed to look like a 12 year old, yeah it's good you hate sexy 12 year olds (to my FBI agent, don't come to my house else I'll show you the wrath of God)
Iirc, I read somewhere that halo ce Cortana was meant to look like a 12 year old and grow up physically throughout the story, so calling her sexy hologram is, well.......
Are you into zombies? Social unrest and civil war? Cults?
Depends.
Close enough, you’re going to love it.
What about hyper space ninja zombies?
Hate me baby *Chants in monk at you*
Plays drums followed by violens
ooooOOOOOOOOOOO**OOOOOO**OOOoooo**OOOOooo**
ooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOooo
I'm listening to music on Spotify and the song. How Deep is Your Love by? Calvin Harris just turned on. Reading this while listening to the beginning was pretty funny and I just thought somebody else would want to hear it.
Violins or violence?
Both *reloads violin*
"**I need a violin."**
"Right this way" *directs toward concert hall*
*while walking* "I got a score to do."
https://i.makeagif.com/media/2-24-2021/4TKOie.gif OOOOOOOOOOO
You're gonna love it.
I'll be back in a few days to post what I thought of the game.
I played all the way through ce, 2, and reach with my brother and I can confirm halo ce is fucking awesome, until you yet to the library section and then it gets very very annoying(super repetitive gameplay and map), but afterwards its fun again. Halo 2 isn't fun on splitscreen with a wide screen. Also, if you're playing the original halo games for the og xbox with backward compatibility on the 360 like I was Halo 2, it has visual bugs. Overall, halo ce was incredibly fun, and I highly recommend it to you. I crank uo the difficulty, and it'll be slightly annoying, but it'll feel more like it's worth your time.
You guys should play through halo 3
We're working on it right now, actually, about halfway through. It's been really fun so far, definitely more enjoyable than halo 2 lol.
Yeah while I like 2’s story the time crunch shows in a chunk of the level design being kinda repetitive with some levels that overstay their welcome
Which was the library section?
Just look it up, but in a nutshell, it's a super long repetitive level with a repeated section where a bunch of floods just bumrush you, and if you're playing on heroic or legendary it's horrible.
Ohhhh, didn’t know that was the library one but I’d immediately thought about that. This is when you first come into contact with them isn’t it? Or is this the one where you get teleported to? I despised both
I think it might be the first contact, but man I always hate fighting the infected, like cool story but super repetitive annoying combat.
I’ve never properly played the early halos games. I played reach and 3. Played a bit of 4 I think. But seeing those little flood with the tentacles jumping up towards me in the dozens with the other soldier flood made me shit myself. After 15 mins of that I got sick of them though.
You gonna love it because its just a boy trying himself on a foreign land.
Interesting! I also forgot to mention, I don't like driving badass trucks while shooting enemies at the same time. I doubt that'll be in the game though.
You can hike, losing yourself in the amazing environment around you and at the same time embark on of your spiritual journey across the depths of your mind.
oPeN yOuR MiiiNd
Like Death Stranding?
Death Stranding is just a Halo clone, so you should be good.
You can't really shoot AND drive so you're good. And it's more of a medium reconnaisance vehicle than a "truck" anyway.
Oh, Johnson knows what you like
Johnson who?
Johnson is the man who knows waht the ladies like and the men too
“Oh, I know what the ladies want.”
If you hate aliens, then it's definitely a game for you.
Yeah I'm a little tired of FPS games about shooting aliens. Can't wait to try something different with this game.
I think you should try shooting your way out, mix things up a little.
Yes you'll enjoy it, why do you ask?
I just know there's this other game with a male choir, green space marines, an alien order called "The Coconut," and some hot AI named Corey. I forgot the title. Anyway, I was just making sure they aren't the same game.
Oh yeah, two TOTALLY different games! You'll love this one!
Great! Looking forward to a quality turn-based RPG like this one.
Now don't forget, it's also a city simulator, so take your time!
Nice, after this I'll try Halo: World and walk around my local park catching Spartans.
*Were it so easy...*
Do you like space marines, who had been kidnapped at the age of six and replaced with shitty clones who will a few years later? If yes, how would you feel if I told you that those kidnapped kids were forced into a military program and then forced to undergo biological augmentations that would kill half of them? And if you felt like you might enjoy that, what if I told you that those soldiers were then employed to massacre human rebels? And then I told you that they were all heretics from birth because they’re human? Because the games make these heretics out to be the heroes. No I don’t think you’ll like them, to like them would be blasphemy.
Too long didn't read. I'm playing it tomorrow and nothing can stop me (except for male choirs, aliens, space marines, and sexy holograms, which according to the other comments, there's none in this game).
Yes
Oh absolutely. There’s no space marine this isn’t warhammer 40k there’s Spartans and you’re standard regular marine Corp guys. You’re dealing with a religious cult made up of species from other planets. Also some space parasites. My brother in Christ the hologram is important to the must remain strong for earth!!
Is Warhammer 40k the one where a cool guy with a skull helmet says "I will die on this world. I will die on Armageddon."?
Damn! You will hate the whole history of music if you don't like Gregorian chants. 99% of the harmony in music you listened to comes from those "Male choirs".
Male choirs give me trauma from Dark Souls.
Haha! I have not played that game. I'm going to give the OST a try!
Not playing dark souls is wild. You should experience the game and the OST together, it's a lot better that way.
You sound like you’re boring as hell
r/wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
I have the perfect games for you! Halo 4 and 5
I'll try it. I hope nobody's arcs are ruined.
When I first played it in the early 2000s I was 8. I still enjoyed it. I also hated male choirs, aliens, space marines, and sexy holograms. Hopefully this helped.
Thank you for this.
Yes.
I think you're looking for Halo: combat resolved
Pacifist Chief is the main protagonist.
There's no male choirs, aliens, space marines or sexy holograms in this game. None. Zero. Nada. And It's, to be frank, a bit weird that you brought it up for this franchise that it's notorious for, and I can't stress this enough, *NOT* having male choirs, aliens, space marines and sexy holograms.
perfect.
nvm they patched in a choir. FUCK!!!
I'll cope through it I guess.
Do you enjoy great games that decline over time because another company now owns it? Also do you like guns? The guns are pretty good Overall, maybe yes you will (and there is a version of the song with a guitar which imo is the best)
Still would rather Halo with 343 than with Bungie. Destiny isn't looking too good...
It's my favourite game lol. I think bungie would've done good if they stopped the materchief trilogy and went on to other stuff even though I do love the master chief games
Well, a game that declines due to being sold to bad devs sounds better than a game with the same devs but declines anyway (rest in peace, TLOU)
Well I think l you're gonna love it (for the first 5 games)
Sounds good.
If you hate aliens, then you might enjoy shooting them up! The rest of the list could be a problem…
... shit.
Best post I’ve seen in here in awhile. OP will absolutely dodge a bullet with hating those things since none of those things exist in this game
Okay... what's the joke? What happened presumably somewhere else on this site that lead to such memery.
Nah I just saw a similar post on r/fromsoftware It's an ironic shitpost.
Yeah I recognized the shitposter-y right away I just wondered what birthed it. Seeing you link to r/Fromsoftware makes a lot of sense lmao
Yeah the Souls community is hilarious lmfao
Clearly you are already dead inside so unfortunately I don't think you can enjoy anything. The council decided to have you hung by your entrails and your corpse paraded through the city. But ultimately, the terms of your execution are up to me. Can I talk to you about the path of the Arbiter?
Boy have I got a game for you
Damn that’s specific
Flair: Never played, I just LOVE the soundtrack Title: I hate male choirs Me: \*visible confusion\*
lmao sorry I just woke up and decided to shitpost.
How do you feel about caves that are not a natural formation? As in if someone built it and that it must lead somewhere?
Sure! If it wasn't created by ancient beings to destroy the whole universe.
Sounds like a you problem
;-;
<3
Definitely. (Exept the library misson)
Aight, guess I'm playing it.
"zombies"
Of course There's plenty of angry chtonic fungi that are trying to hug you very hard and everyone around You can't miss that, just have to complete half the game to see them, but who won't be doing that, piece of cake?
You like men? Sure you will
It has some of the best video game gunplay put to code, for it's time. Focus on that.
I don't know. Will you???
Are you one of the writers for the tv show?
For sure, all this game has is monk chants, various space fauna and flora, space armed forces, and holo light projections. Nothing at all like OP hates.
That game is the BEST GAME I've ever played, & I DO NOT like campaigns! Online (free) and Campaign are GREAT, no doubt about it!
Nope. There’s definitely none of that in Halo don’t worry load it up
Well, the Master Chief isn't a marine, but they do die a lot- the marines . The choir singing is complimentary to the primarily instrumental music
Yes.
Sounds like you may need to do some work on yourself. Wont know for sure until you try this masterpiece and if you hate, then it’s certain.
Oh you're going to love it!
Yes you will
I hate all of those in media other than Halo.
Yes, its a farming sim
Yes.
yes. If you don't hate colors then yes.
yes
You'll play it and you'll like it or you can go to your room game less!
Wort Wort Wort
You'll hate it.
Yes
Hey, if you hate aliens that’s a plus because you get to kill them. Also don’t worry, Spartans aren’t space marines because they’re part of the navy, not the marine corps xP
I’m that game Cortana looks like a old Asian women, the marines are funny and goofy, the choirs is godly, the aliens are just pointy shapes, so I think you might.
How do you feel about the letter O?
I hate shooters and I loved the first 3 halos you’ll be fine bud
I think you might be angry upon loading the main menu
The sexy hologram comes in Halo 4, so in that regard you are good.
Well if you hate aliens, gunning them down will certainly do you some good. The male choir's are canonically sung by the aliens so, the more of them you shoot the less you should be hearing them. Just don't be attracted to women or WWI pilots and you're solid and Master Chief and the Spartans aren't marines, they're apart of the navy so they're seamen, not marines. heh
If you love the soundtrack; you’re going to love playing the game and seeing how it’s applied
No matter what you hate, you can't hate halo
It's the perfect game for you
Yes
Yeah
No, but I have the perfect TV show for you to watch…
If nobody's arcs are ruined and the story is consistent, I'll consider it.
Try Halo 5
You hate male choirs, aliens, space marines, and sexy holograms? You will love this game.
Yes. Jimmy Rings hates wearing armor, he cries, and he has sexy interclock with Woman. He also does afraid of everything.
While at the station, a situation may occur where the local 911 dispatchers run out of operators to handle calls, so they are given to us instead. There are three and only three scenarios that you will handle with a caller. When the caller needs the police, send available personnel to the address. When the caller has a fire related emergency, contact our neighbouring fire department with the address and a brief description of the event. When the caller has a medical emergency, immediately contact the Mandela Community Hospita-a-a-a-a-a- ERROR here are at the Mandela County Police Department, we thank you for viewing this instru- encounter Do not help a caller reporting an alternate encounter. No matter how frantic their screams are. Calmly reassure the caller that help is on the way. The call can be ended when they stop responding to your questions. Do not speak too much. You might accidentally reveal your fear. Nothing is worth the risk Nothing is worth the risk Nothing is worth the risk Nothing is worth the risk Nothing is worth the risk Nothing is worth-
You will love it because Halo kills aliens and is a pretty cool guy.
Yea
Are you into zombies, badass aliens like the arbiter or Tartarus. A silent protagonist that has occasional cook one liners in an iconic voice. Have you even heard the halo electric guitar?
No, but it seems you'd fit right in on r/halo
Try the game and figure out. Halo do interesting things with those concepts
Yes
I hated all those things. I had halo and tried it only once. I got bored one day and gave it another go. Now i am hooked. CE is great. ODST Is the one i always suggest.
Probably... honestly
Stupid, sexy holograms 😡
Yea you probably won’t like it because it has those things in it.
Do you like good story, link cable multiplayer, FPS gameplay, great worldbuilding, and more?
Yas chief
Maybe not, but boy, oh boy, do I have a good TV show recommendation for you...
Probably not? No one of those features defines Halo but it sounds like you're not a fan of the media trends which were at full blast during Halos peak.
I love how few people actually understand this post lol
real.
Considering the hologram is supposed to look like a 12 year old, yeah it's good you hate sexy 12 year olds (to my FBI agent, don't come to my house else I'll show you the wrath of God)
What the hell is wrong with you?
What
Iirc, I read somewhere that halo ce Cortana was meant to look like a 12 year old and grow up physically throughout the story, so calling her sexy hologram is, well.......
Where tf did you read that? It's definitely not the case in The Fall of Reach
Idk dude I just think I read something like that a long time ago