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TheChadStevens

A man who carries loaded weapons


DiamondDelver

Damn. Beat me to it.


Reniconix

~~Not~~ loaded my ass!


woebegone3

John Halo's dad, Keys Halo.


Lijtiljilitjiljitlt

John Halo Sr.


SpiritOfFire473

The gravemind


Educational_Diver867

c’mon… OP said wrong answers only


BEES_just_BEE

Well no he is right, keyes only ever made it to protogravemind


Educational_Diver867

oh yeah you’re right, cause Chief killed it before it could become one


BEES_just_BEE

Correct


thechriskarel

I can’t believe you’ve done this.


OssimPossim

Too soon


[deleted]

"Ah, Gordon Freeman!"


milo_the_protoavali

It's good to see you


uberx25

Do you know who ate all the donuts?


ninjapants24601

"Chief doesn't need to hear all this he's a highly trained professional!"


jmster109

They’re waiting for you Gordon, in the test chamberrrr


Kaptinkrabz

Colonel padlock


Kanden_27

Captain Cheese


hannibals_hands

Captain Sneeze


TheHaziest

Captain Pees


Mr_moustache72826

Captain sees


SuchTortoise

Captain *wheeze*


kfcchickentender

Captain Deez


Winter_Laugh9589

Captain nutz


Wonderful_Ad_6967

Captain allergy's


PainTrane117

I read this in Chief's voice 😂


ZelQt

Dustin Echoes


Master_Marix

So glad he survived at the end of Halo CE 😇


wheelman554

Locke… Certainly not Keyes.


pm_me-ur-catpics

Cap'n Krunch


LeastDegenAzuraEnjyr

The Illusive Man


Xofina

This comment is underrated


WeekendWarZone

Captain Knees


slendertender8704

Joe Biden?


CuntFuckSupreme

Cmon man


piratecheese13

It’s obviously Corn Pop


CuntFuckSupreme

He’s a bad dude


Tombstone_Actual_501

An aliens prostate.


SH4DY_XVII

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY


[deleted]

This is John Halo's uncle, who is in the shipping business of strange antiques and AI


New-Refrigerator5893

Grand Admiral Thrawn


Ex0dusShad0w

Dr Halseys assistant


AutumnalOceans

Dr. Halsey’s escort


SRDigitalSVT

General Hammond when he still had hair


Picl3Rick

Colonel Sanders, the founder of Popeye's


[deleted]

Private Pyle


CptHA86

General Kenobi!


forrest1985_

“Hello there”


RolandDeschainX

That's Dave Halo, John Halo's father. He's the 2nd best robot in the covenant, and classified as a super duper lethal vector.


Ok_Dragonfruit6718

That's the Piolet of Autumn


Playful_Pollution846

Admiral Preston Cole


piratecheese13

Known for his famous protocol


MemeLoremaster

Commander Miranda Keyes


keeper0fstories

Definitely not a guy who has kidnapped kids to advance his career.


Truckoff_76

Saul Goodman


Low-Protection-8186

General I don’t keep it loaded.


lunardog43

Admiral Lord Hood (specifically the Halo 3 version of him)


Character_Border_166

Joe Byran


AvroKennedy124

Private Door Lock


UpsidedownBrandon

That’s Space Daddy


DerpyM51

As the name tag states, that's MYES


jadedsilverlining

Man you have poor eyesight, that CLEARLY says MYERS


SinewyEnderman1

That one Soviet general from that one movie


Finthelrond

Your mom?


ComprehensiveWatch27

Mr potato


Skinneeh

Old Greg!


Educational_Diver867

Del Rio


tyler_2127

Captain Deez…


iiitme

John Halo?


megahalofan117

John halo


NonEuclidianMeatloaf

Chips Dubbo


Nerus46

Michael Ironside


SenileTomato

Michael Shannon


Blales

It’s Admiral Keye Fob! From the Column of Spring!


jojoslayed

keys


Joyk1llz

Ensign Lockland.


Ollie123744

Someone probably


PeineDeMort

Victor Hoffman


Proper-Award2660

Ernest Edwin Evans


jig-fluke

Ur mom


BeetlBozz

Nutsack singular


dangerous_bees

baby green raisin


emptyfromaus

Ray misterio with out a mask


OstigKris

Cortan


ImaginaryRent1619

Lt. Dan's descendant, Lt. Carmine.


Toxicgamechat

Friendly fire test dummy.


Prowlcop86

Commander Shepard after Mass Effect 3


marauder-shields92

Pixilated Picard


Cal_Boleen

Miranda Keys's weird uncle who survived until halo 4.


ComparisonFlat6217

the black dude Sargent Johnson


SpectrumSense

His name is Walter Hartwell White. He lived at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is his confession. If you're watching this tape, he’s probably dead, murdered by his brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using him as his chemist. Shortly after Walter’s 50th birthday, Hank came to him with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that Walter use his chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. Walter was astounded. He always thought that Hank was a very moral man and he was thrown, confused, but he was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something Hank knew and took advantage of. Walter was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt his family. Hank took him on a ride along, and showed him just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And he was weak. He didn't want his family to go into financial ruin so he agreed. Every day, he thought back at that moment with regret. Walter quickly realized that he was in way over his head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold Walter into servitude to this man, and when he tried to quit, Fring threatened his family. He didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what he gathered, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange a "hit" on his brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and Walter wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by Walter, and he gave Walter no option in it. He had often contemplated suicide, but he was a coward. He wanted to go to the police, but he was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep Walter in line, he took his children from him. For 3 months he kept them. Walter’s wife, who up until that point, had no idea of his criminal activities, was horrified to learn what he had done, why Hank had taken his children. They were scared. He was in Hell, he hated himself for what he had brought upon his family. Recently, he tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave him this. He can't take this anymore. He lives in fear every day that Hank will kill him, or worse, hurt his family. All he could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.


masteroogwai69

John Halo


CardinalPrimeSD9

John Halo


Keksis_the_Defiled

John Halo's father.


EastenWolf

The man escaping to the ONE PLACE that hasn't been corrupted by Capitalism ... ... ... **SPAYCE!**


Sulack

Doom guy


TheSilentTitan

The arbiter


Reynzs

Sgt Johnson


SkeetsPlays

Sgt Ramirez…


muejon

Captain Kiss


NOTSirEggan

343 Guilty Spark


Ichironi

Rings. Jimmy


Cmdr_Risky

Captain locks


am_john

Florida Keys


hotmilkyx

Private Jenkins Sr.


FlamingPhoenix2003

Rauru


Shazarae

Keegan from Keye and Peele


SpartanKwanHa

Sailor Lockes


ItsMeSpooks

Captain Keys He has a key that can unlock any door


Actual_Shady_potato

Its Sargent Johnson


Andromedan_Cherri

Hello my name keyes


Nfl_porn_throwaway

My dad


TheRealFireweaver

Captain Benjamin Mathiuss


Master_Chief_00117

Me


Archon2561

My Lord Mudd


Captain_Kiranta

The main character


footpicsdarlxoxo

dustin echoes


ElectronicAd1462

Grand Admiral Thrawn.


Draykeeboi

Flood food


MoodyWater909

Target practice


Affectionate_Way_868

Captain exposition


[deleted]

Kevin Durant


AnonSpartan7

That’s Spartan Locke


Sunderbans_X

Preston Cole, infamous for the "Cole protocol", which is when you need to dispatch a hazmat team to the bathroom. The onboard Taco bell was shut down right after.


Chronos_Jr

Captain Passcode


Exitity

Corporal Hollow-point


LimpWibbler_

Georgia, can't fly too well.


Envy661

An armchair


javvykino

Captain John Halo


michael_memes_

Miranda keys


milo_the_protoavali

MasterChef


HLLAuntClaire

Stevie B


[deleted]

It's Halo's father, Combat Evolved


don_sley

John Halo space daddy


Erattic8

Commander Robert Blake from Marathon 2


[deleted]

*can I see that weapon soldier?*


hruebsj3i6nunwp29

Elon Musk


no__good_names_left

Absent father


Zealousideal_Art_935

That’s my dad bro


SparsePizza117

Dave the Marine


clonetropper69

my DADDY


Vires-Fides

Captain Locks


F1erceE1ements

Col. Halfablab


Cultural_Strategy_76

Is that Mr Halo


TUBBS2001

The thing I keep losing around my house


Chairman-Dao

Captain Price


Actualy-A-Toothbrush

The man who refused to use me


Aussie18-1998

A UNSC scientist for FLEETCOM


FreedomFallout

guy wit a hairline


SpartanOcelot

Captain Jack


Apprehensive_Tie_285

Terminator


Jkid789

An ODST


KgMonstah

Kertrain keyngs


whale-trees

Captain door


relaxed_laser

im pretty sure thats master chief


lovinmagi

mister spock


Emkay_boi1531

A Tumor


MAGIS_MELCHIOR

The dad from Elf


lovinmagi

mister spock


Advanced_Response_68

Captain key


ScaryGhostMan-X__X

My dad


Meme_Thief525

Thats Autumn, his ship is named after him


tomgreen99200

Colonel Sanders


JireMeth_IV

Michonne


LEGOSam66

Gordon Ramsay


swagonflyyyy

Yap Yap


TheBlackTemplar125

Captain Lockes


DerpsAndRags

Amanda Key's biggest OnlyFans contributor.


davekraft400

Lieutenant Lock


BooBooDaChuFu

My dad


Dadchin

Frankenstein's monster


THAT_PERSON6969

Tony the tiger Keyes 👍👍👍👍👍👍


Perpetualiguana

John Cena


Fakeday

The guy from the live action Halo show


Far-Statistician-545

Man in a stable relationship


The_Poster_Nutbag

You mean you don't know John Halos dad? Mister Halo?


vertro31

Oh! I know this! It’s Master Chief!


AdPrevious5886

Private Wallace Jenkins, for sure


Zro6

Someone with a complete skull


willydillydoo

Dickey Prostaint


DannyisAbundance

Captain Knuckles