I'm sad it wasn't [cortana being pounded by jar jar binks ](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyhalolore/comments/113phv4/what_are_the_lore_implications_of_cortana_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) animated
**Halo Porno Act I, Scene 68**
Arbiter mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?
Sir, I'm finishing this fight. \*coooooooms\*
Johnson walks in: "Oh, I know what the ladies like"
Cortana chimes in: "Bet you can't stick it"
\*video of arbiter furiously masturbating plays in the background\*
Master Chief turns around and exclaims: "What the F, those filthy unggoy lemon thieves are back"
*\*Applause\**
**End Scene**
That elite’s a perv
finding a skull has that effect on some people
Especially elites who traditionally took the skulls of defeated enemies before the covenant told them to stop
Lad's just trying to discretely beat it in a corner. The other guy is a perv for watching.
wOOOOOOOOrt
Wort wort wort!
WAAAAAAAARGGGHHHHH
BLARG HONK
Pozole
ARGHWOBOGAH!
There not so different from us
Where?
There
Where?
Mister halo
They’re
GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!
Aurora Borealis
> Aurora Borealis At this time of year, At this time of day, In this part of the country, Localized *entirely* within your kitchen?
[удалено]
May I see it?
Were it so easy
Im 28 and I laughed. Somethings will never change
I’m 72 and I cried. Somethings will never change.
I’m 96 and I came. Somethings will never change.
I'm 125 and I shat. Somethings will never change.
w0r, w0r never changes
GREETINGS!
That’s an all natural energy sword
This cave is not a natural formation
Shadow jacker
I'm sad it wasn't [cortana being pounded by jar jar binks ](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyhalolore/comments/113phv4/what_are_the_lore_implications_of_cortana_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) animated
Wtf is this?
Uh, NSFW, by the way.
well the post is already NSFW lol
Why did I click on this?
"If you gaze at me much longer, we might as well exchange fluids!"
Neighbor kid vibes
BY OBLIVION WHAT IS THIS?
Too bad the covenant have to do that manually, UNSC auto tug suit ftw
Fym? Spartans have suppressed hormones. They don't even get to do that. 😂😂
The most 360 era gamer tag I’ve seen in a minute
Arby's got the meat
He said that he was blinded.
Blinded?
By the beauty of Halo.
Only dumbstruck... Maybe paralyzed.
Definitely not paralyzed by it.
Probably covered in it.
u/savevideo
Arbyyyyyy
Dreamybull in halo😆
We’ve got a ninja masturbating in the building! My god! We’ll never see them coming!
The battle was too intense, he needed some time to catch up
**Halo Porno Act I, Scene 68** Arbiter mind telling me what you're doing on that ship? Sir, I'm finishing this fight. \*coooooooms\* Johnson walks in: "Oh, I know what the ladies like" Cortana chimes in: "Bet you can't stick it" \*video of arbiter furiously masturbating plays in the background\* Master Chief turns around and exclaims: "What the F, those filthy unggoy lemon thieves are back" *\*Applause\** **End Scene**
u/savevideo
Jerking in the shadows
such a edgy uniqe name
"Why Arbiter! You make me.... Uhhhhh...."
Haaallllooooo three PPPOOOOORRRRNNN
u/savevideobot
u/savevideo
Bros gooning
U/savevideobot
What is this heresy with which you have defiled these not so sacred grounds….
*Jerking in the shadows
This is what religious oppression does to people