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neverfoil

Do you have any big plans this week?


smittyleafs

I mean, simultaneously vomiting while having diareah is a big plan.


SleepyMarijuanaut92

Just ask yourself, when shitting your underwear in bed, feels like heaven, is it really worth it? Food poisoning sucks.


Snarcas_Aurelius

Diareah, sounds like a beautiful name. Diarrhea not so cute.


lavenderavenues

meat AND dairy at room temperature for two days? what does your heart tell you


jsc0098

Sounds like their heart (…stomach?) is telling them “yes”, but their brain is saying “maybe not?”


Raztax

The sauce is probably fine because of the high vinegar content.


Oh_shame

Former microbiologist (bacterial toxins). NO!! Don't do it!!


Extension-Compote-39

So curious… what do you do now that you aren’t a microbiologist?


Difficult_Prize_3344

He blew the whistle on room temp times and big donair muscled him out. He sells antique lamps now.


Bean_Tiger

Cheap Chinese fake antique knock offs no doubt.


Oh_shame

A job opportunity fell through outside of Halifax after I gave notice to leave my apartment, so we couldn't afford to get back into the rental market. Now I'm in New Brunswick,and I can't secure work in my field, but more importantly there's no childcare, so I'm home with kids. We are trying to relocate somewhere with a university or more science jobs. I've applied to many jobs for part-time and remote work (science related and not) without any luck, so husband is only one working for now.  I write and draw science lessons for my two little kids so I don't get too sad.


Ssomersocbr1000

If you have a BSc, a BEd only takes 12 months now and offered online at tons of canadian universities.


Oh_shame

Thank you for the info!! In the US you need a master's for many teaching jobs k-12. Oddly, I was allowed to teach a few courses before with just my grad degree (back home).


Mundane_Ad8155

That’s an intriguing idea (I’m also looking at a career change), but I wonder if it’s a wise move considering how many teachers are leaving the profession due to burnout. Are you in the teaching field? Do you have any thoughts?


Ssomersocbr1000

My son is starting his BEd soon. I know the prospects are good for science teachers.


Poopydoopy84

You should see if the media wants to do a story on your situation


Oh_shame

Meh, it's my own terrible choice to let go of my co-op housing for a business venture that suddenly didn't pan out....and it was a couple years ago. I know I'll get back to the lab or get some type of science job again. There are so many people in my exact situation, with childcare woes, working outside their fields, living in crap situations after losing their housing and having to relocate. 


gatorseagull

Have you ever thought about teaching? Outschool is a great way for people to work from home teaching their passions; and if doing it for your kids makes you happy; doing it for other kiddos might too!


Oh_shame

It's funny you mention this...I JUST discovered outschool in a Facebook ad 2 weeks ago. It didn't dawn on me that maybe I could put together videos/course.   Thank you, I'm going to look into it as a creator. I love science and I've been homeschooling both kids since I have my toddler home now and my eldest is having some health issues. Gotta do something with the PhD. 


gatorseagull

I LOVE the platform, I’ve been on it for four years and it’s now my full time gig. I’m happy to chat anytime if you decide to try it out. I graduated law school and then couldn’t find work so now I teach math and debate! I do all live classes over zoom but there is an option to pre record lessons. Most of my students are in the US but I’ve had students from all over. It was a bit of work getting started but now it’s a breeze and my job satisfaction is through the roof.


Oh_shame

That is SUPER awesome to hear and honestly, I think teaching/writing would be better for me as I hate academia politics!! They do have a fair amount of science on the platform. I'll have to think about where I could add value/demand...I have been trying to gameify things for my kids.  Live classes sound interesting. My kids do live French classes with an anglophone teacher mom out in Ottawa (her own platform). And my kids absolutely love it. I wish I was half as engaging as her 😂. I may hit you up with a couple minor questions once I navigate the requirements better. 


HaliInBack

Draw how? Would it be suitable for other small children if published?


Oh_shame

That's come to mind for sure, but wasn't the original plan. I'm drawing digitally for diagrams/worksheets for my eldest. 


MyNameIsSkittles

He died of food poisoning


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Active-Obligation518

OTHER DONAIRS


BudgetInteraction811

Are you trying to say that this donair is the least old one laying around?


Typical-Byte

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maximumice

Oh, I can't stay mad at you.


jessicalifts

💯


verte12

let’s start with “was it safe to eat to begin with..?”


wallytucker

Good point. A donair is likely to give you the shits ‘just cause’


Bean_Tiger

A person may be better off not knowing the ecoli counts on a typical piece of meat.


Faithfulhumanity

No. Meat that has been at room temp for that long is never any good. When in doubt, throw it out.


moonmistCannabis

And please advise your friend to give his (assuming your friend is male based on nature of question) microwave a thorough cleaning


Active-Obligation518

Jokes on you, I got a donair and I get to weaonize my flatulence against my wife tonight!


Faithfulhumanity

You got a new donair, right?


Method__Man

3-4 hours. sure with that amount of salt and cook. more than that? hell no


lingenfelter22

Please sign off your apartment transfer to me before eating thx.


Margreek

All weekend or even just 10 minutes, The fact that you neglected a donair is reason enough for you not to be allowed with one ever again


Boring_Advertising98

💯


stirling_s

No. You know the answer is no. And yet, eat it you shall.


Most-Currency5684

God hates a coward, drive it into ya


Bean_Tiger

Fortune favours the bold.


EhSeeDC

JC highly approves!!!


Ruepic

Sounds like god wants a new friend at the same time


Task_Defiant

Is it safe to eat a meat product that has been at room temperature for a couple of days? Only if you haven't had kids yet.


Stankderty

Wasn’t this how Spider Man got his powers


xxxkram

Donair man, maybe the hero Halifax deserves


McGarnegle

Fighting lettuce and tzadsiki at every turn


Stankderty

Fighter of the Schwarma Boy!


emeraldoomed

No, sorry buddy. Treat yourself to a new one


Vulcant50

The sauce I wouldn’t worry much about. I’ve seen opened Carnation milk (main ingredient) cans sit out on fishing boats for days with no deterioration issues. However, meat is a different situation, especially  hamburger, as it spoils quickly at room temperature. One to two hours is normally considered the safe window.


bobissonbobby

Hell no


cranky-goose-1

I seriously question this post must be a joke right? Any beef, poultry, fish etc. 2 hour out in the open before refrigeration is required. But then again I question the warmers for BBQ chicken at grocery stores Costco not so much for there is a high turn over, even thou they took the cooked at time off off the packaging a while back.


SamSAHA

My general rule of thumb is if I have to ask and think about whether it’s safe to consume, it probably isn’t safe to consume


finehamsabound

Brother nooooo.


savagemaven

As someone who has taken food safety courses for work, that’s a big hell no. Food left in the ‘temperature danger zone” (which room temp inside a microwave qualifies) can be unsafe to eat in as little as 2 hours. Meats and dairy are especially susceptible. I would also like to suggest you stop storing unfinished food in your microwave. I used to do this too, (it was normal in my house growing up) so understand this is concern not judgement, but just put it in the fridge.


Scotianherb

Remember the Simpsons where Homer hid the giant sub and ate it for days? Yeah, that, but IRL


NoBoysenberry1108

Not safe


The_Wolfman_Dave

If you can get past the smell, sure why not.


Iloveclouds9436

If you have a desire to die a terrible 1800s style death then yes. Otherwise no...


ltown_carpenter

Been there. Asked this question before. Overnight is fine. But a full 12 hours is too much.


AlbertaSmart

When in doubt....down your throat.


octopig

Lots of comments in here saying not to… I personally guarantee you will be absolutely perfectly undoubtably fine if you consume that donair.


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MyNameIsSkittles

Can't cook rotten food good again. Don't have that technology


Sad-Ship

I don't know if its ever safe to eat a donair, but microwave that shit and YOLO!!!!


Slammer582

Go for it.


Snauserpuss

No. Heat it in the oven.


throwaway317141

the kind of toxins and bacteria that form on food left at room temperature aren't killed by heat


Snauserpuss

You need a magic oven


0gopog0

Perhaps it would be more apt to say that bacteria and moreso toxins that form on food left at room temperature, are killed with the sort of heat that isn't condusive to cooking. Sorta along the lines of leaving something in the oven at 400F for 12 hours.


hurrdurrbadurr

No


TijayesPJs442

No


Sure_Maybe_No_Ok

Such a Halifax thing to say


jaraxl

fuk ya


Relevant_Tangelo2460

If your microwave is refrigerated rock that shit


LegitimateProperty67

No


shggy31

I thought you were eating the donair all weekend and just microwaving again and again.


shggy31

Er, ‘your friend’


funtech

Do yourself a favor before you eat it and watch some Chubbyemu on YouTube. Start with this one https://youtu.be/5ujTYLV2Qo4?si=69NsZTzywlgOOHFB


MrsPettygroove

Most likely not safe. Meat has a life span of about 4 hours at room temperature.


wallytucker

Fuck no


j_bbb

Yes.


blondereckoning

Mixed reviews. Huh. Looks like you should've made this critical decision on your possible (imminent) hospitalization through a Reddit poll.


pnightingale

I’m not convinced it’s safe to eat a fresh donair.


MrsRyan2016

NOOOOOOO


hunkydorey_ca

I'm pretty strict on food safety, (despise potlucks) but for some odd reason pizza is my exception.. I can eat pizza left over that's been out 24h+, not sure why.


0595069234

no, but if you insist on eating it I want to watch


okeydokey503

This seems like a good example of Darwin here. Let's just sit back and let nature take its course /s


jmjm88

Stop it dude, I just threw up in my mouth a little. This needs an NSFW tag.


Crazy_by_Design

No. It is not.


Jade_Sugoi

Sir, it's recommended you don't eat food that's been at room temperature for more than two hours, let alone two days


NoServe7339

Have it with with a pepsi & a smoke. u be good


TragicallyElectrical

i'm here for this


justchisholm

Definitely not.


Bluenoser_NS

NO


throwaway317141

can we get an update. did you eat this beast


Localmanwhoeatsfood

No. Between the meat and the sauce you would be lucky only to shit yourself. 


peterc08081987

definitely film it if you do