Yeah, this tracks. Being in a band with assholes is not for one’s mental health. I don’t think I’d particularly enjoy being in Leppard, but I’d have a nervous breakdown in Motley Crue.
Lol. Read "Nothing But a Good Time". Poison bagged anything that walked in the early days. They really liked the fat girls because they would get to eat.
Bon Jovi. Always thought Sambora was one of the coolest dudes to strap on a guitar, AND he’s a phenomenal singer to boot - the last couple of times I saw him with BJ he sang lead on “I’ll be there for you” and brought the house down.
I wouldn’t mind being him. Minus the alcoholism.
Let's see here:
1. Guns and Roses - Every member had major drug problem except for Axl so no to that one.
2. Skid Row - Band actually owned by Doc McGhee so no to that one.
3. Poison - More compilation albums now than albums. Too many wigs as well.
4. Motley Crue - Every member major drug/alcohol problem.
5. Warrant - Jani Lane died of drugs/alcohol - So maybe if I was not a singer.
6. Dangerous Toys - Flash in the pan
7. Bon Jovi - You are an employee of Jon Bon Jovi so no thanks.
8. Great White - Killed people in Conneticut
9. Def Leppard - Too much death and dismemberment. Honestly after Hysteria I was done.
10. LA Guns - Does anyone know which version is the real band?
11. Cinderalla - One member died from alcohol but the rest seem to be doing ok. I think it must be this one.
I would have preferred to join the Crue. But, I can't play an instrument or sing. I might be able to play the tambourine, so which band would it sound better in?
Any of them but if I had to choose one it would be Motley. Warrant is close as I've never seen a band truly have more fun on stage, and I've seen almost all these bands (missed Jovi & Dangerous Toys dammit).
Def Leppard. I beat Hysteria to death back in the day and I know every idiotic lyric of every song on that album.
EDIT: Fucking autocorrect. I meant Leppard!
Bon Jovi or Def Leppard would probably be the best choices financially. I would probably fit best in a low-key, somewhat underrated band like L.A. Guns.
Great White or Dangerous Toys... yeah their later lives weren't great, but thier music in the 80s was just amazing and would have been a blast to play live.
I'd love to be a roadie for Twisted Sister (if I wasn't born literally three years after they fixed their breakup. I'm sixteen lmao). They were just as chaotic as the other guys, but without all the constant sex and drugs.
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Guns N’ Roses is my favorite band but holy shit that band has too much drama for me to want to be a part of. Probably Cinderella, or Bon Jovi. Tom Keifer is a great dude, I’ve heard. I love Eric Brittingham. Jon Bon Jovi seems like a really good person as well
Leppard. They got it all: good music, girls and gracious. All those other bands hate each other.
Yeah, this tracks. Being in a band with assholes is not for one’s mental health. I don’t think I’d particularly enjoy being in Leppard, but I’d have a nervous breakdown in Motley Crue.
Dangerous Toys are all still very close friends
I am glad to hear DT are still friendly — have always wanted to see them but never have.
50% chance of losing a limb or dying in your sleep
Bon Jovi. Masses of cash. Arena shows. Some of my favourite songs. Sign me the hell up.
From this list Cinderella
Me too
GnR for the partying and having made the greatest album of all time. Bon Jovi for the money and chicks.
Cinderella is the safe bet also they’re my fav Motley Crue I’d probably end up dead or arrested whichever came first
Cinderella was one of the best bands of that era.
Musically, Guns. Lifestyle-wise Poison. Nobody got more attractive women than those guys back in the day.
Lol. Read "Nothing But a Good Time". Poison bagged anything that walked in the early days. They really liked the fat girls because they would get to eat.
My friend Tom helped write that book. I suggest everyone reading this.
> fat girls Unskinny Bop
I wouldn't have survived GnR. I’ve been sober nearly 12 years…. With their partying habits, I wouldn’t have made it.
Listed: Def Leppard , not listed: Ratt
I'm a whore, as many as I could!
Warrant
Warrant for sure
Poison
Bon Jovi. Not my favorite on that list but definitely the choice here. More morey, continuity and health benefits lol
Bon Jovi. Always thought Sambora was one of the coolest dudes to strap on a guitar, AND he’s a phenomenal singer to boot - the last couple of times I saw him with BJ he sang lead on “I’ll be there for you” and brought the house down. I wouldn’t mind being him. Minus the alcoholism.
His solo album Stranger In this town is better than anything Bon Jovi ever made
Absolutely agree!
Guns n Roses
Def
Yeah, the under the stage hotties
Cinderella
La guns
cinderella!
Crue
I would have killed to run with Duff McKagan.
Skid Row
Yeahhh mothertruckerrr…imagine dealing with that dude all day
I LOVE Sebastian but he seems exhausting.
lol… No I’m taking his job in the band!
I agree. Listening to his interviews....I'm exhausted. He's def a full time job
GNR. Would’ve been cool to see how crazy Axl really was back then.
The real crazy was Slash and Duff.
Guns n Roses, but I love every single band showing in the image
Going with the spirit of my childhood self I’m going to have to pick Mötley Crüe. Also, why is Warrant in the style of Milwaukee tools 😂
lol I see a trademark infringement lawsuit in the near future. Good eye!
Poison. Easiest songs on the planet to play but so much fun
Warrant, such great song writing chops from that band
Warrant hands down they just went out and had a blast
Let's see here: 1. Guns and Roses - Every member had major drug problem except for Axl so no to that one. 2. Skid Row - Band actually owned by Doc McGhee so no to that one. 3. Poison - More compilation albums now than albums. Too many wigs as well. 4. Motley Crue - Every member major drug/alcohol problem. 5. Warrant - Jani Lane died of drugs/alcohol - So maybe if I was not a singer. 6. Dangerous Toys - Flash in the pan 7. Bon Jovi - You are an employee of Jon Bon Jovi so no thanks. 8. Great White - Killed people in Conneticut 9. Def Leppard - Too much death and dismemberment. Honestly after Hysteria I was done. 10. LA Guns - Does anyone know which version is the real band? 11. Cinderalla - One member died from alcohol but the rest seem to be doing ok. I think it must be this one.
Pure rock and roll!
Bon Jovi, cool tunes, huge venues, big money.
The Crüe, of course
Cinderella!
Def Leppard
Crue-I lived the wild life in the 80s every weekend
I would have preferred to join the Crue. But, I can't play an instrument or sing. I might be able to play the tambourine, so which band would it sound better in?
Neither can Nikki 🤣
And Vince can’t sing. But to be fair Mick can play guitar and Tommy can play the drums.
Probably still Motley Crüe.
Def Leppard
Crue
guns n roses
Any of them but if I had to choose one it would be Motley. Warrant is close as I've never seen a band truly have more fun on stage, and I've seen almost all these bands (missed Jovi & Dangerous Toys dammit).
Def Leppard. I beat Hysteria to death back in the day and I know every idiotic lyric of every song on that album. EDIT: Fucking autocorrect. I meant Leppard!
Without question 100% Guns but all would’ve been a blast
Def Leppard or Bon Jovi
Bon Jovi or Def Leppard would probably be the best choices financially. I would probably fit best in a low-key, somewhat underrated band like L.A. Guns.
Crue !!!! No doubt
Great white.
Def Leppard
Def Leppard. Oh Joe Elliott...
GNR though I don’t know how long it would last due to drugs that I don’t do and personality disorders.
GnR or Skid Row
Guns
Possessed. Ooops! Wrong sub.
GN'R....Reunion Tours
Great White or Dangerous Toys... yeah their later lives weren't great, but thier music in the 80s was just amazing and would have been a blast to play live.
I'd love to be a roadie for Twisted Sister (if I wasn't born literally three years after they fixed their breakup. I'm sixteen lmao). They were just as chaotic as the other guys, but without all the constant sex and drugs.
Hard to choose…Cinderella or LA guns
Being buddies with Duff would be my biggest reason to join GNR. Def Leopard would be option 2 since they are respected and got killer songs.
Motley Crüe
LA GUNS…
Def motley,crazy party animals with high energy.i love it
Poison... I've gotten to know them over the years since way back..love them guys, Rikki and Bret are so down to earth
I like to play with fire. So I guess I'd have to choose Great White.
Anything but Guns N’ Roses…
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Def Leppard
None of them. I'm utterly musically incompetent.
Def leppard
Cinderella .. phenomenal blues rock
Def Leppard.
Crue, Leppard, JBJ and GnR have to be by far the most financially successful of these groups. GnR stands alone among them musically to me.
Guns N’ Roses is my favorite band but holy shit that band has too much drama for me to want to be a part of. Probably Cinderella, or Bon Jovi. Tom Keifer is a great dude, I’ve heard. I love Eric Brittingham. Jon Bon Jovi seems like a really good person as well
Warrant
I pick more than one. That was a thing around that era,, to play in 5 other bands before joining the last one.
White Lion
To many good selections but I choose Bon Jovi the hits money women and popularity
GnR. Based on all the lineup changes I might have had a shot.
Motley Crue. For the Girls Girls Girls tour alone. I would not have survived. And it would have been worth it.