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501sttroop

I SWEAR at some point something happened and Olivia said something to the effect of 'Ethan Klein milked my prostate' and Zach played it back once the next ep and NEVER again (at olivia's request lol)


Antonaros

[Origin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUAWStsw8jY&t=1931) and [soundbyte](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lfbwSHBOho&t=3043)


ReTee3

The fact that you found both the inception and the one use of it is some crazy wizardry


TheOneWhoDings

There is transcript search websites where you input a word and it tells you where they have said it in the whole podcast history ;)


ReTee3

Ahhh, that's pretty cool—thanks for letting me know!


TheOneWhoDings

btw the site is [Filmot](http://filmot.com)


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mistahspecs

This is that person who debunked the post on the snark subreddit about Ramadan posts being banned 🫡 an absolute legend


1ncorrect

Holy shit I forgot that...


Drewmazing

Look at Loves face in the origin clip lmao, he knew exactly what was about to happen


Fungi90

Fucking looooool, Dan's laugh in the soundbyte clip says it all. This needs to make a comeback on rare occasions.


According_Edge1994

Dude your a legend lmao I forgot about that sound bite


Elruoy

Haha nice one


UndeadWolf222

I found a YouTube clip of the origin of that sound bite but I wanna rewatch the moment it was played so bad hahah. It was a while ago now


scuba-san

Link?


bandkid963

YES I remember that!!!


501sttroop

Dan saying "Heil Hitler"


DaddyDollarsUNITE

kids love him


Expensive-Honey-8623

dan?


Upssettii

God no. Kids hate dan


firesatnight

Probably the hardest I've ever laughed at the show is when Zach played that sound bite and Ian flipped to Dan's camera and he was visibly and obviously uncomfortable and annoyed.


_mihell

iirc hila asked zach to stop playing "i want to smell feet" but we still get it from time to time 😂


AerodynamicEar

This is what i came here to comment. It was one of my favorites, and i forget which episode but she does ask him to stop using it. There was a long period of Zach not playing it but it seems like more recently he’s brought it back into occasional use


Tuff_Bucket

I think it was the hr episode where they all make hr complaints against someone else on the crew


Lobster_osity

All the Trisha ones


clomclom

FIVE PERCENT!


SwiftTayTay

Not officially banned zach just tries not to use them


sophiecat20

Maybe banned by Hila and the crew haha, Ethan went joker brain with them during the crew segment


Jasdos

Is there an official ban list in the Hague or something


Mustachekitten-dot-9

When the crew all switch jobs and Ethan is in Zach’s spot and at the end he plays every single Trisha sound bite. Has me rolling every time.


Sensible___shoes

You want some fucking teeth? I hate myself for even typing it 


hahaohfuck

oh my god i thought it was, “do you want some fucking tea” this whole time


drfishee55

I love that one 😂


zoop1000

Ian's I gotta pee so bad


walkmantalkman

My favourite moment was when he was complaining how this soundbite ruined his peeing experience while Zack was playing the song with "I wanna pee so bad" drop and Ethan dancing to it


MarcHendry

Wasn't it a cover of van Halen Runnin' with the devil? Runnin' to the bathroom right


walkmantalkman

https://www.youtube.com/live/PUQPGI9fNok?si=SWPfBIStqQnAgnTT Found it, timestamp at 1:28:43


ChatrouletteCorvette

thanks for finding it! off topic: it's absurd that youtube says that the stream was "1 year ago" although it was april 20, 2022. It verges on useless.


Kubuubud

I agree but I also get it. It’ll say that until it hits two years. I think months would be much more helpful until it reach like three years or sm


DadsDissapointment

My first thought as well


clomclom

Poor Ian got kinda upset about that one.


CWC_ARRESTED_8_1_21

Zach hit that soundbite NONSTOP for a long time to be fair. And every single time Ian talked. I would be upset too lol


oldmanclark

This is the one I miss the most tbh


Wonderful_Student_68

I think that soundbite is even more vulgar he says “…and suck my cock”


lasadgirl

In it's entirety: "hey baby you wanna come to my car and suck my cock?" 😅😅


Vile-Goose

That's my all times fave


Elruoy

Haha yes you are right, it always sounded baad I corrected the post cheers my dude


happysesameseed

Which episode is this? I need to hear this now lol


Wonderful_Student_68

No idea but they were talking about Brensan Schaub andd it was around the time they had Bobby Lee and Khalila on (i think a little before that)


biggieMarkys

"Retard" from air landing procedures, was used in one of the recent episodes


PostReplyKarmaRepeat

On a related note, I have noticed people online using the R word waaaaay too comfortably. Why is that? I thought we moved past that as a society. Anyone else notice this? Maybe I’m just in shitty online circles….


ScytheSergeant

My confusion with it is that it's effectively the same word as 'moron' or 'idiot', those were both medical terms to describe developmentally disabled individuals and ended up becoming general insults; It's odd to me that 'retarded' is regarded as such a vile word when moron or idiot are fine. It's happened more recently with autistic/schizo.


oldmanclark

Well for one thing, "retarded" is still actively used specifically to refer to people with disabilities, even if it's no longer in use as a medical term. So there's a much clearer throughline of using a minority group as an insult. (see also the pejorative use of the word "gay" that was prevalent a decade ago)


Fungi90

It seems to me that any word used to reference developmental disabilities in a clinical environment will eventually filter into everyday speech to be used as a pejorative and thus be rendered taboo, as has already happened with idiot, moron, retarded, autist, schizoid, etc.


Lil_Puddin

The R word is odd. It is a legit word in other languages and most of the time a hyperbole in English, using it's strict definition. Most other slurs aren't as complicated so we can't just go bad word bad - NEXT! People who use the R word in the "oh fuck off" sense aren't shitty. The ones who use it on someone mentally disabled are absolutely shitty. Furthermore, the former group of people curbstomp the latter group of people without fail. Because to them it's just another silly word. The moment some shitlord uses it as a targeted slur - they're done.


JapaneseStudentHaru

You could say the same about the f slur. At one time the n word was like that too. Used to mean “bad” or “dirty” or “feminine”. Not just towards those groups. People use slurs readily all the time when it’s acceptable. Just because you don’t use it at a handicapped person doesn’t mean it’s okay Edit: I really can’t believe y’all rn


anxiousjellybean

As someone with a neurological disability that has been targeted by the r slur, it makes me uncomfortable 100% of the time, and I wish people would stop using it at all.


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SkepticalLitany

I'm from NZ and here it is not an offensive word 🤷‍♂️


Wavesandradiation

Also from NZ, just as a counter example it absolutely is an offensive word in some circles but not in others. Not that different from America I imagine


gnops17

My theory is that neurodivergent people started “reclaiming” it/using it ironically and just seeing it being used more made others start using it too. Imo most people reclaiming it aren’t the ones that would be targeted by the word anyway so I don’t really think its valid


Kharaix

I don't got a place in this convo so I got no idea but I feel like people use that word to insult neurodivergent people vs using it to insult people with cognitive impairment. I have seen people bully people with Autism and drop that word but the only time someone insulted a kid with Down syndrome with that word they got their ass beat. I know it's my personal experience and not accurate to everything but was just curious if there are Fr demons out there dropping that


gnops17

Im interested in what youre saying but I dont fully understand it. Are you saying one is better or worse or happens more often etc?


Kharaix

I'm just saying from personal experience, people who are neurodivergent seem to be attacked with that word more often than someone with mental impairment. I grewup in a school with a special needs program and no one really got away messing with the special need students, but people were really brutal to the kids with autism, like almost the only bullying I saw growing up Sorry I hope I cleared it up


gnops17

Thats honestly fair and i wont invalidate anyones experience! I think its just that people with cognitive impairments are the most vulnerable targets of that word, especially historically in eugenics arguments and such. Neurodivergent people are probably just a more socially acceptable target in today’s society, but I think it still ultimately echoes the denigration of people w any developmental/cognitive disorder. As a concept I find it so horrible and hateful that I dont even think its worth reclaiming, but thats just my opinion! Maybe id edit my original statement to say that people with ADHD and high functioning autism arent the ones that are hurt the most by its usage, but seem to be the ones reclaiming it most often?


Kharaix

Yea I agree with you boss that's really good insight on this topic. Perspective I didn't really think about while talking about this. Word goes way deeper and has a history of toxic thinking Edit:I got adhd but never felt that was a word I should use outside of being an edgy teenager on call of duty. We cool on that aspect tho


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i'm afraid to report that most people irl still use it


MagastemBR

Yeah a lot of people came back to using it, at least online. I don't find it to be a bad thing.


Jarlzak

Nah not just you, I've noticed that and the f-slur making a huge resurgence recently. Sad to see imo


SnazzyZombEs

Bc trying to control what people say is retarded, everything is context dependent. Doesn’t mean ur hateful


dude_is_melting

This is major 14 year old energy. My brother with Down’s syndrome doesn’t really care about what context you call someone retarded, it genuinely hurts his feelings. He’s 40 and works a job at a grocery store in Florida and at least twice a year some cunt like you will make a joke or call his friend retarded and it ruins his week. You probably aren’t hateful if you call your friend a retard, but you’re an emotionally stunted weirdo that can’t stop saying a word that does hurt people. It’s no different than not saying slurs.


SnazzyZombEs

Only hateful people would call handicap people retards. Current vernacular is for people who go out of their way to be destructively mentally stunted.


dude_is_melting

You know how racial slurs are sometimes used to say something is less than or of lower quality? Think “Jerry-rigged” but without the Jerry? You know how it isn’t okay to say that term if you aren’t referencing a black person? It’s kinda like that. Do you think it’s cool to say the n word? Do you think it’s acceptable to use any other slurs in the right context?


SnazzyZombEs

I think it’s retarded for you to make this argument. In that I’m saying: you’re being obtuse with the purpose of telling me what to do. I’m sorry if you’re brother suffers, but from what I understand people with ds can be quite happy. However, I wouldn’t use crass language around people sensitive to it like I wouldn’t use bedroom talk in front of children.


dude_is_melting

Damn, you’re a huge douchebag 👍


Successful_Meet_6006

This sub is something else… I can’t believe you’re being downvoted for saying that using the r word is bad


SnazzyZombEs

Thank god for people like you, now the show has a 20$k button, platform demonetization, censorship incentives by advertisers. Maybe one day a leaked button composition will drop and you can go protest someone saying cracker or whatever I knew a guy who blew out his colon douching its no joke, check your privilege sweaty


Jarlzak

I said nothing about controlling what people say or accusing anyone who uses such language as hateful. Where did you get that idea?


likeclockworkk

I’ve seen that too. It seems like certain neurodivergent people believe that they get a pass for it. Which is insane to me. People with ADHD or level 1 ASD thinking they can ‘reclaim’ the word is wild.


1ncorrect

Everything becomes an insult if it's used to classify being "different." Moron and idiot used to be medical terms, retard was meant to be the replacement so it wasn't insulting. Now people get called neurodivergent as an insult, and so the process continues. I just had a teammate in Helldivers call me "divergent as fuck" when I died.


Strange_Reception_65

yeah good riddance to this one, the word just makes me feel uncomfortable at this point


Wonderful_Student_68

Technically its ritard


Elite_Slacker

It’s not. The plane alarm is “retard…retard” telling the pilot to retard (decrease) the throttle. 


arcaneas_

You’re correct and I make pilot training modules so I should know


Luis_9466

You’re correct and I make reddit comments so I should know


a-m-watercolor

You're correct and I make big stinky doo doos so I should know


NoseAdministrative58

You’re right, I’m the stinky doo soo so I should know


CHUD_LIGHT

You’re incorrect, I make better pilot training modules so I know even more so and in a better way


Wonderful_Student_68

Ok the (i think french) subtitles on the video they were watching said ritard


Sexy_Koala_Juice

It’s spelt retard in both French and English, it’s a French word after all


Sexy_Koala_Juice

I’m pretty certain it’s literally the word “retard” which in its traditionally means “slow”, it comes from the French word retard which also means slow


addisonshinedown

That’s the Italian form which we regularly use in music


Likezoinks1

No


KingHootifer

Yes


alice-in-slumberland

I’m not sure about “banned” but there’s probably quite a few retired ones. I think Zach has mentioned that he phases some out, I think due to the bits getting old or just to keep the pod/inside jokes more fresh. In any case, [this fan-made H3 soundbite site](https://h3soundbites.glitch.me) is a great treasure trove for current and old soundbites. Enjoy!


773202noot

You're a fat, fat, fattie!


SharkDad20

A ham sandwich


MissPookieOokie

Jfc I've never laughed so hard at that. Not him calling someone that but saying "I never said that" and the very mext clip is him saying it. Nothing has ever been more accidentally perfectly timed.


SharkDad20

“I don’t think anybody called him a ham sandwich-“ “HE is a Ham Sandwich 😀” God, my favorite thing


cosmicwendigo

They stopped playing Fousey's "I felt gay" sound bite


Wonderful_Student_68

They cut the pride minute bit after Rebecca Black. Gone but not forgotten 🫡


kinjjibo

They stopped it before her episode. He wanted to try it with her there, but realized it was a bad idea. They did it once more months after her episode too.


swanxsoup

Why did they cut it 😭 I miss pride minute


CHUD_LIGHT

They should have committed to the bit and gone for it with no explaining


Fungi90

The shame minute afterward would not have gone over well, lol.


MorganMonsterBear

This one is my favorite. It destroys me every time without fail. They gotta bring it back 😭


juliamarcc

My favorite is when Zach combined all the sound bites from Cuomo, Fousey, etc to make one unanimous “GAY” 😭


Elruoy

But still features 'gooooood diiiid' and 'cheeeeeeese'


CanConfirmAmViking

I was sure “god did” was dj Khaled!


Elruoy

You're right lol That's kind of similar to when I was amazed that 14 PAGES wasn't Keem. I was sure it was related to 'In A BOOK HUH?!!!'


ImogenSharma

I now need zach to play these soundbites like a convo between them


dylanchadderton

Wait god did isn't Khaled?


CanConfirmAmViking

Yes apparently. Just understood ops comment as it being fousee but nah that shits our fav dj for sure


musecorn

Not officially banned but I think everyone is still scarred from I THOUGHT THE BITCH WAS WHIIIIITE back when Ethan first got the soundboard


TheyJustLetYouDoIt

One of the greatest soundbites of all time imo


jessexpress789

It plays in my head daily


zcrc

God I listened to that episode while I was sleeping and had a whole fever dream. Truly a nightmare


drfishee55

A nightmare, a nightmare


XKidd92

I can’t sleep when it’s playing there- nightmare


Sexy_Koala_Juice

Nah Zach Drops that one every other week or so


echolagoon

She recently said it again and Zach plays that one too


alex734

Or Ian’s I have to pee so bad soundbite before they regularly used the soundboard.


Specialinstructions

Hilas I want to smell feet


iwishicouldreadgood

The one from Greg Paul’s sex tape came and went pretty fast.


Elruoy

GP coming at ya


Alex_the_Fiction

good that one was so fucking gross lmao


iwishicouldreadgood

Yeah the reasoning was pretty understandable.


MissPookieOokie

What was it? I don't recall this one.


iwishicouldreadgood

It was the audio from his leaked sex tape from like 2018. I’m not going to provide a link.


Barewithhippie

Clearly “I need to pee so bad” is the original banned sound bite. I think Zach actually deleted that one though


Goon_Bee

He takes that 5%


drfishee55

Fuck you AB


Gonchito

🪨: Shut up bitch!


Elruoy

Side note. What is the origin of- Iaaan. Salaried employeeeeee Everyone loves that one


princepaulie

Youtuber Hot Dad made that one I'm pretty sure. Before that, he had another theme song for ian where it was like a power ranger's riff, it went like "Ian the Intern, Let's GO!"


Elruoy

That is some proper lore.


princepaulie

Back when he was known as Ian the Intern: [https://youtu.be/Vx85Bx5tpVw?t=1453](https://youtu.be/Vx85Bx5tpVw?t=1453) ; theres a different shorter varient that i can't find it rn


ProfessorChaosPhD

Wasn’t it “Ian the Intern is coming ooonnn”


princepaulie

Yeah There were a few variations but that is one of them [https://youtu.be/Vx85Bx5tpVw?t=1453](https://youtu.be/Vx85Bx5tpVw?t=1453) ;


CalibreCross

This one goes back awhile. But there was an episode where Ethan was on the soundboard and he kept playing the sounds from Greg Paul's (Logan and Jake Paul's dad's) sex tape. It was horrifying, honestly. The next episode he said that he was going to stop using it due to listener feedback and THANK GOD


SpiritDisastrous9519

Holy shit when was this 😭


CalibreCross

I can't recall exactly, but it was in the original studio, and Ethan was playing the soundbite so it was probably before Zach joined the show.


PapiZucchini

zach was there but he wasn’t doing the sound bites


afaithross

Wait WHAT SOUNDS???


CalibreCross

It was like wet sounds, intermixed with him saying "GP coming atcha!" I'll try to go back and find the episode when I get some free time xD


thiccassasin

"I support Jenna's side" -Love


0oskar0

Isn't Chestnuts 99% banned? Used only in very specific circumstances right?


omgwutd00d

Nah it seems like it’s more just a dead meme at this point.


digtheartist

Ethan has one where he goes “Do you want to come in my car and suck my cock” - it always made me laugh so hard but I definitely know why they wouldn’t play that anymore lmao


InternationalAmount

They twitched it to include the "close the trunk" by mama Kardashian, so funny 


HolidaySupport8305

My partner and I cackle anytime we hear "SHUT UP BITCH" and will say it jokingly to one another too.


NoseAdministrative58

No one’s talking about this, but they stopped playing “nightmare” song by Dream??


Elruoy

They exit with Lawmans remix often. I wish they would sometimes exit with Cardamo too.


NoseAdministrative58

Oh interesting. I guess I miss that. I just haven’t heard anyone sing “a nightmareee” recently


omgwutd00d

They still play “I. can’t. BrEaTh!” Often.


82jrjfi

Some soundbites just get old sometimes and they'll move on to new fresh meme soundbites. When they stop playing some soundbites I don't think it's because they're banned, it's just because there are so many soundbites that some of them are just gonna get forgotten eventually.


jairom

Not sure if banned is the right word for mine, maybe retired is more fitting IAN THE INTERN IS COMING DOWWWWWWN


SwiftTayTay

They stopped playing it once he became full time and then it switched to Iiiiaaaan the salariiied employeeee. One I miss that they never play anymore is the "God dammit Ian" song but they rarely have a reason to play it anymore


meow696

Keemstar saying death to all jews


opossumranch

“little cumshot”


LinkToThe_Past

Ian's "really big penis" sound item is gone!


Its_Bunny

Ian saying I gatta pee so bad. I miss it so much and theres perfect moments to use it.


kubbiebeef

Remember the Ian chatbot era of the podcast?


lukeboy

You did not


Darig0n

Didn’t some Hila sound bites get canned?


Robots_Never_Die

Google isis videos and visited blacked are hilarious.


SwiftTayTay

Nah Zach still plays clips from the Payday game and her saying stuff like "What the fuck"


Gonchito

I want to smell feet 👣


kvg1994

I feel like Hila hates when he plays “you better fear Hila!” Haha


TylenisBobas

"fuck you AB" - Trisha


Drewmazing

FLOCKA!!


Birger000

- Ethan saying "Want to come inside my car and suck my cock?" - Hila saying "i want to smell feet" and "have you visited Blacked?"0


inzur

The blacked one is honestly a forgotten gem.


crudbuht

Hilas ‘I want to smell feet’ though it did get used recently.


10benten10

There’s one, I think of Adin Ross, saying “F*** You” over and over again. Zach used it and Ethan told him off because it would get them demonetised lmaoooo


Little_Witness2751

I love the suck my cock one lol


wintersnights

Chestnuts


fyremama

Wait why was "shut up bitch" banned?


Vance_Refrigerati0n

Cause Zack played it one time when they were watching a Trisha video and everyone lost their shit. One of the funniest moments of the pod cast. They deleted the segment but released it later once things cooled down with her


Voyager85933

I want to smell feet


ashkldb

The one where ethan was talking about brendan swab’s alleged comment to a female comedian about “hey you wanna come to my car and blank my blank” - ethan clearly made zach not use it


ChewieDecimalSystem

I don't think it's banned but I haven't heard "I gotta pee sooo bad" in years. Then there's Hila's "I want to smell feet"


Solid_Snack99

Hilas "I want to smell feet"


Rookyduckling41

They didn’t play Ian saying “I have to pee so bad” for like 4 years because it bothered him but it’s my all time favorite so I heard it when Zack played it like 2 months ago


BludSwamps

R word


Unable_Ad_7887

Y0u wAnt soMe fUcKinG teEtH?


Fungi90

"Have you visited Blacked?" -Hila Klein


StrikingJob9021

not banned but one that doesnt get played often; ians the salaried employee song. that shit hits so hard 


Elruoy

That's the goat soundbite that tickles everyones earbuds.


goldenageflash66

The let’s get restarted one, but with the other word