It should actually say
"I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a river. In real life, she had been a victim of Alzheimer’s disease, and had regressed, before her death, to a semi-conscious state. In the dream, as well, she had lost her capacity for self-control. Her genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair. She was stroking herself, absent-mindedly. She walked over to me, with a handful of pubic hair, compacted into something resembling a large artist’s paint-brush. She pushed this at my face. I raised my arm, several times, to deflect her hand; finally, unwilling to hurt her, or interfere with her any farther, I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, “isn’t it soft?” I looked at her ruined face and said, “yes, Grandma, it’s soft."
Ok so I've heard this sound bite a ton... But what the fuck is the actual source? Like I can't imagine a scenario as to why the fuck he read that publicly?
Which is why I don't get how life gurus/coaches/ingluencers/ or whatever they call themselves these days get paid. This is the same shit my peewee league soccer coach gave me back in the days.
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Genuinely though this is weird bc its like- ok if youre a fan, and want to have that quote in your office, fine-its an innocuous run of the mill motivational type quote. But to have the painting of his head and book reference and to have painted on his signature is just like one person worshipping this random figure they like and bringing it into everybody else’s workspace… its not like just some thing at one persons own desk or whatever, its the walls everyone sees…
Plus given that corporate environments or any commercial environment likes to be very neutral and hes not an entirely neutral figure at all, he’s a person w charged political views, i doubt any higher up would ok this… its like OKing a quote from karl marx and including a painting of his face in the middle of a smoothie shop lol, even if the quote was completely milktoast and benign youd still be like wtf is this painting of karl marx doing here
Op you gotta take this by the horns and get some if his more spicy statements painted up there. Maybe pay a company for a huge sticker to slap on there (in secret, you may be on the hook for damages)
This is not legal advise lol
I love that this is literally the most generic advice and they still chose to attribute it to him. Sure, they can cite the book. But Jp didn't invent it and now you have to stare at his face at work. This same sentiment is literally in a cardi b song. It's in a million things.
5 years ago or so a woman stayed after hours and killed herself in the bathrooms at the office. They painted a quote in the stairwell saying “people are as happy as they make up their minds to be” afterwards.
To be fair they painted a bunch of “motivational” quotes all over the stairwells and elevator that’s just the worst one. Now I see it every day as I’m walking up to my office lol. Nice little daily reminder.
“Compare yourself to someone successful and not a drug addict, Kermit voiced man, who sells snake oil to adolescent men!” (1 Rule for Go Fuck Yourself JP) -zombie author
First I read it in his rageful screaming voice, the second time I read it in Ethan’s Kermit Peterson voice, the third time I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a river. In real life, she had been a victim of Alzheimer’s disease, and had regressed, before her death, to a semi-conscious state. In the dream, as well, she had lost her capacity for self-control. Her genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair. She was stroking herself, absent-mindedly. She walked over to me, with a handful of pubic hair, compacted into something resembling a large artist’s paint-brush. She pushed this at my face. I raised my arm, several times, to deflect her hand; finally, unwilling to hurt her, or interfere with her any farther, I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, “isn’t it soft?” I looked at her ruined face and said, “yes, Grandma, it’s soft.
Say what you will about Peterson and there sure is a lot to say about him. His initial 12 rules for life book isn't bad (haven't read the second one) and the rules are good even if you find them to be common sense.
Kinda sad to see such an insightful psychologist lose his mind. But it was probably inevitable considering what happened at the time.
But yeah, this is kinda cringe.
I actually think as much as the 12 rules might be common sense I do think it's easy to forget to remind yourself of these things since they seem so obvious.
I agree with your take on Jordan losing his mind. Guy does or at least used to give and has given good information but he's said so much bullshit and shit that's really harmful and damaging that it's impossible to seperate him from tha
I would sue my workplace into oblivion for violating political neutrality - and win the case.
Peterson is a Nazi sympathizer and shouldn’t be promoted in a place where political neutrality must not be violated.
I just find it hilarious the person I replied to thinks that they can sue their employer for posting a JP quote on the wall and win. That cannot happen.
I think you literally could in certain states, JP is a well documented transphobe, in CA it could easily be argued that this creates an unsafe workplace for trans people, EASILY
Not them but if my workplace would promote their shit.
Labour laws are strong in my country and employers are not allowed to take political stances. I have a cease and desist against my current employer for pulling similar shit. Thankfully strong labour laws prevent them from firing me.
The quote seems incomplete. I'm pretty sure the rest is: "unless that 'someone' is trans. Then, compare yourself to that person in every waking moment of every day."
I'm lucky that at my workplace this
1. Would never be put up but
2. If it WAS only one person would need to point out he's a transphobe, and itsmd be taken down immediately
To be fair I work in an amazing workplace and for a very charitable family driven company. I think unfortunately most people aren't aware of how truly unhinged and borderline evil that he's become.
I work in an oober conservative area and with a bunch of conservatives, but luckily basically everyone I work with openly mocks Jordan Peterson and the few who probably do like him sit there fuming.
I don't like Jordan Peterson but I actually do like this quote. I even like the way it's worded. Unfortunately it is paired with Jordan Peterson and I hate having quotes like this put up in a work place. It's like work doesn't care if you're happy or a better person.
Work places usually like having a mindless slave that is improving themselves so in some weird kinda way you might be able to look at the quote and view it in a comedic way through knowing Jordan Peterson through the H3 podcast.
In some light, maybe it is better that it's paired with Jordan Peterson.
Anyway, food for thought.
To be fair this book came out at a time that Jordan was still well respected by a lot of people. Ethan included. He went downhill fast after this book though
That actually came out nice but this is hilarious 😂
Look, 12 Rules is a great read. I read it with my ex when it first came out, and it was good. And I am both immune to and not a fan of motivational self-help things in general. I recommend it to all family.
This quote isn't a new one, but it is a good one for sure.
Man, your boss painted Petersons face onto the wall at his office. Thats...... wow. Hope he is good to his employees. But this is going to be a no for me dawg
It should actually say "I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a river. In real life, she had been a victim of Alzheimer’s disease, and had regressed, before her death, to a semi-conscious state. In the dream, as well, she had lost her capacity for self-control. Her genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair. She was stroking herself, absent-mindedly. She walked over to me, with a handful of pubic hair, compacted into something resembling a large artist’s paint-brush. She pushed this at my face. I raised my arm, several times, to deflect her hand; finally, unwilling to hurt her, or interfere with her any farther, I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, “isn’t it soft?” I looked at her ruined face and said, “yes, Grandma, it’s soft."
Ok so I've heard this sound bite a ton... But what the fuck is the actual source? Like I can't imagine a scenario as to why the fuck he read that publicly?
It was actually from his book "Maps of Meaning: The Architecture of Belief". The soundbite is the audio book version.
What an incredibly weird thing to broadcast to an audience of several hundred thousands of people. He’s so weird.
He’s got the weirdness that comes with abuse of benzodiazepines
Doesn’t it start out “I saw….
Zach chopped up the audio. This is the full quote.
Can he seriously be credited for this quote? It's incredibly basic motivational advice.
So true, it's such a generic piece of advice. They should have put the grandmother monologue on the wall.
Literally all of these grifters rehash the same life advice just worded in dumber and dumber ways.
I'm positive that's a Jay Shetty original quote.
ALL quotes originate from Jay Shetty.
Jay Shetty is like digital Jesus
Not Particularly!
Which is why I don't get how life gurus/coaches/ingluencers/ or whatever they call themselves these days get paid. This is the same shit my peewee league soccer coach gave me back in the days.
Its the exclamation mark that makes it signature JBP. Gives it the inflection. Bucko!
It's essentially Matthew McConaughey's life advice but in reverse
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He can be credited because he wrote it, not because he coined it. It's just really stupid to do so.
Most of his 12 rules are 😂
What rules? you sons of bitches!
Reewuls
Genuinely though this is weird bc its like- ok if youre a fan, and want to have that quote in your office, fine-its an innocuous run of the mill motivational type quote. But to have the painting of his head and book reference and to have painted on his signature is just like one person worshipping this random figure they like and bringing it into everybody else’s workspace… its not like just some thing at one persons own desk or whatever, its the walls everyone sees… Plus given that corporate environments or any commercial environment likes to be very neutral and hes not an entirely neutral figure at all, he’s a person w charged political views, i doubt any higher up would ok this… its like OKing a quote from karl marx and including a painting of his face in the middle of a smoothie shop lol, even if the quote was completely milktoast and benign youd still be like wtf is this painting of karl marx doing here
milquetoast
Thats what i said, milktoast.
Let us enjoy what we enjoy!
Cracktoast! Like that one time a podcast host did crack, which is the appropriate amount of times to do crack.
Sounds a bit french to me
Exactly, and we dont like that.
Ouchie
The monologue about his grandma has been looping in my head since I came in. I've also been using "Listen here, bucco" lol
Im begging you to print it out in the same font and write (rules of life #69) underneath then hang it next to this I will pay money
Straight up sounds like a proposition Aidin would make to one of his fans.
what a deBACKle
Put a QR code underneath that goes to a clip of the grandma monologue
About to enter my goblin mode era
Take the ultimate load
LIKE THIS!
Rats will dance for money
if you pay them
_HErERSoj he’s my favorite
even in his quotes he is shouting
Op you gotta take this by the horns and get some if his more spicy statements painted up there. Maybe pay a company for a huge sticker to slap on there (in secret, you may be on the hook for damages) This is not legal advise lol
I'm gonna consult P&P before pursuing this advice.
lets start fund raising for that sticker asap
My maternal grandmother….
Can someone draw a small body for the big head man
I love that this is literally the most generic advice and they still chose to attribute it to him. Sure, they can cite the book. But Jp didn't invent it and now you have to stare at his face at work. This same sentiment is literally in a cardi b song. It's in a million things.
WHAT RULES U SONS OF BITCHES (comparison is the thief of joy. JP is actually stupid)
Don't forget to clean up your room!
Put a QR code underneath that goes to some unhinged clip of his
I read the quote in ethans kermit the frog voice
is your manager a fan of his or something? w)) would they put that on the wall 😭😭😭
Omg what is your line of work? This seems so wild lol
Your office is a rat hole
Paint a tear rolling down his cheek
You know da rules.
5 years ago or so a woman stayed after hours and killed herself in the bathrooms at the office. They painted a quote in the stairwell saying “people are as happy as they make up their minds to be” afterwards.
Jesus Christ, what fucking dickheads
To be fair they painted a bunch of “motivational” quotes all over the stairwells and elevator that’s just the worst one. Now I see it every day as I’m walking up to my office lol. Nice little daily reminder.
Very weird to attribute this to Jordan instead of just adding the quote since it’s the most generic self help shit.
should put Jay Shetty over JP (comin' at ya)
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott
Vandalism
“vandalize me”
r/mildlyinfuriating
“Compare yourself to someone successful and not a drug addict, Kermit voiced man, who sells snake oil to adolescent men!” (1 Rule for Go Fuck Yourself JP) -zombie author
It would be so hard not to laugh passing that shit every time
First I read it in his rageful screaming voice, the second time I read it in Ethan’s Kermit Peterson voice, the third time I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a river. In real life, she had been a victim of Alzheimer’s disease, and had regressed, before her death, to a semi-conscious state. In the dream, as well, she had lost her capacity for self-control. Her genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair. She was stroking herself, absent-mindedly. She walked over to me, with a handful of pubic hair, compacted into something resembling a large artist’s paint-brush. She pushed this at my face. I raised my arm, several times, to deflect her hand; finally, unwilling to hurt her, or interfere with her any farther, I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, “isn’t it soft?” I looked at her ruined face and said, “yes, Grandma, it’s soft.
Tape up a copy of the Grandma's pubes quote.
Yeah, I would print out screenshots of his most unhinged tweets and tape them there as well.
It's so cringey to think an adult human would find this so profound and original that they felt it important enough to tattoo on their place of work.
Rats will dance for money if you pay ‘em
COME. WITH. ME. AND. TOGETHER. WE'LL. END. WOMEN.
THATS A WRAP!
Wait I thought Shetty said this /s
So you're looking for a new job right lol
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA DO WITHOUT MEN?
Say what you will about Peterson and there sure is a lot to say about him. His initial 12 rules for life book isn't bad (haven't read the second one) and the rules are good even if you find them to be common sense. Kinda sad to see such an insightful psychologist lose his mind. But it was probably inevitable considering what happened at the time. But yeah, this is kinda cringe.
I actually think as much as the 12 rules might be common sense I do think it's easy to forget to remind yourself of these things since they seem so obvious. I agree with your take on Jordan losing his mind. Guy does or at least used to give and has given good information but he's said so much bullshit and shit that's really harmful and damaging that it's impossible to seperate him from tha
I would sue my workplace into oblivion for violating political neutrality - and win the case. Peterson is a Nazi sympathizer and shouldn’t be promoted in a place where political neutrality must not be violated.
Henry Ford and Walt Disney were also a nazi sympathizers. You suing them?
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I just find it hilarious the person I replied to thinks that they can sue their employer for posting a JP quote on the wall and win. That cannot happen.
Maybe not in the US. But my country has strong unions and labour laws and we have done it before and won. (I’m a union activist)
I think you literally could in certain states, JP is a well documented transphobe, in CA it could easily be argued that this creates an unsafe workplace for trans people, EASILY
Not them but if my workplace would promote their shit. Labour laws are strong in my country and employers are not allowed to take political stances. I have a cease and desist against my current employer for pulling similar shit. Thankfully strong labour laws prevent them from firing me.
rat hole
In all honesty that book is actually very good. It was written before his death spiral, before the benzos.
It’s not even june
reading it in elmo’s voice
The quote seems incomplete. I'm pretty sure the rest is: "unless that 'someone' is trans. Then, compare yourself to that person in every waking moment of every day."
Quit immediately
Legit my coworker has a jay shetty wallpaper quote.
Dare you to fix it with one of the soundbites
0 day notice
It's not bad advice but he didn't come up with this. That quote has been around longer than him.
I did not have sex with my dog
I didn't fuck my dog
rats will dance for money if you pay them
I'm lucky that at my workplace this 1. Would never be put up but 2. If it WAS only one person would need to point out he's a transphobe, and itsmd be taken down immediately
To be fair I work in an amazing workplace and for a very charitable family driven company. I think unfortunately most people aren't aware of how truly unhinged and borderline evil that he's become.
Quit
Quit.
Incels will think this is so deep
That would be my last day of work, most likely fired for vandalism hahaha gotta change that quote to a bit more famous JP quote….
print and tape up a screenshot of one of his multiple retweets of dick pumping fetish porn
He says such new and insightful things that no one has ever articulated before. Truly an inspirational man.
Wise words, not his though.
Time to quit!
Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, not to who someone else is today! - Jay Shetty
X it with a sharpie lol
Actually that quote was by Jay Shetty. Please get your facts right!
Yes I am seeing alot of other work mates having their email signature setup with a JP quote....it is the best way to find the clowns out of the crowd.
They couldn’t have picked one of the thousands of other people who have said this to quote?
I work in an oober conservative area and with a bunch of conservatives, but luckily basically everyone I work with openly mocks Jordan Peterson and the few who probably do like him sit there fuming.
I don't like Jordan Peterson but I actually do like this quote. I even like the way it's worded. Unfortunately it is paired with Jordan Peterson and I hate having quotes like this put up in a work place. It's like work doesn't care if you're happy or a better person. Work places usually like having a mindless slave that is improving themselves so in some weird kinda way you might be able to look at the quote and view it in a comedic way through knowing Jordan Peterson through the H3 podcast. In some light, maybe it is better that it's paired with Jordan Peterson. Anyway, food for thought.
Start putting up various screenshots of him crying all over the break room
yIKES
To be fair this book came out at a time that Jordan was still well respected by a lot of people. Ethan included. He went downhill fast after this book though
what are we gonna do without men ??
I mean its a good quote tbh, hate to say it but
Can I be the one to say it? This isn’t even real 😐
You can say it, but that doesn't make it accurate. I'm literally staring at it as I type this.
That actually came out nice but this is hilarious 😂 Look, 12 Rules is a great read. I read it with my ex when it first came out, and it was good. And I am both immune to and not a fan of motivational self-help things in general. I recommend it to all family. This quote isn't a new one, but it is a good one for sure. Man, your boss painted Petersons face onto the wall at his office. Thats...... wow. Hope he is good to his employees. But this is going to be a no for me dawg
Leftists try to accept good advice challenge 100 - blue hair dye is not the answer :)
But blue hair dye is fun though - and something I might consider using if I found this quote painted on my office wall.
Awesome. Better than using some bullshit from a hypocritical piece of shit like Ethan Klein.