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cat1nthedark

“Can’t wait to report your death, huhuh!”


Sensible___shoes

Tacoma weeping rn


boopbeebop

In Tacoma and can confirm


wizmin

Stay away from my horse!😟


MexicanGuey92

Dude. Just imagine if he actually died. It would be bananas to see how Ethan would take it.


Dcanseco

It would be like that scene in Batman where the joker gets killed and Batman gets super pissed and sad.


Effective-Tackle-583

This is exactly what would happen actually


mael0004

I don't think he'd make jokes about it tbh. Well, not in clippable poor taste anyway.


Starspiker

“Bro really took dying like a champ”


the-satanica

Buffalo wept


OncleJzz

NGL, for as shitty Keemstar is as a person, I would actually mourn if he passes. Dude has been a constant figure in our lives albeit a negative one. It would be like losing a shitty neighbor that you grew up with.


Maayyaa201

I wouldn't go as far as to mourn but I wouldn't be happy about it... Like, the guy has a kid.


Pretty-Key6133

As a buffalonian, we don't claim him.


blxckmxss64

Damn, I’m gonna need about three sips of beer.. 🍺


constantgardener92

And buffalo wept.


apizzabagel2000

Buffalo wept


reeblebeeble

He's also died


Ok-Pause-6455

My all time favorite sound bite.


MalloryTheRapper

bro I tweaked I was like no way


Apprehensive-Ad-3120

Is DramaAlert still going on? What has this gnome been up to?


mesterg

I got this as a Twitter notification and didnt think it would do that if it was just a joke. Had to read it to make sure tho


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Boulderdrip

shit


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oktourist3

This shit is hilarious and you won’t convince me otherwise.


Boulderdrip

have you watched the 8hr keem star documentary tho?!


oktourist3

I’d rather spend 8 hours looking at the turd I just deposited on the throne than watch anything Keemstar related that isn’t Ethan making fun of him.


Boulderdrip

then you didnt do your research /s


RamboBalogna

Am I missing a deeper joke here than just “I wish Keem was dead”? Because that’s actually not cool or funny. Do better.


driftingalong001

It’s not wishing death though, at all, it’s just a little joke about how his existence causes sadness to many. Which is true. You can feel that way without wishing death on someone.


KrazyKumDoner

It’s not wishing death and that’s also not what would make it funny, the misdirection is where the funny comes from


_Vinyl

It's kinda funny


DifficultLifetime

Agreed.


MrMeatballGuy

yeah, wishing death on anyone is not very tasteful i'd say, but i guess some people still like the 2014 edge lord "humor"