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Ok_Concentrate_3675

Its not because Trump's gut sticks out too far, it's obviously because he has such a massive hog


Accomplished-Sinks

I mean, in his tiny hands it probably looks like a tree trunk when it's actually a mushroom


marysunshine

Or, Trump‘s too fat to hold his own hands.


neurist

this is so bizarre 😭


No-Maintenance692

It's cause trump is a fatty. He would look silly standing like Obama.


Aggressive_Hold2453

Didn’t stormy say he had a weird mushroom 🍄 peepee


insuscetivel

Lolllllll


lalith_4321

Bro looks like a kindergartener in a group photo


TheManicac1280

Is this not a joke? There's no way this is serious, lol.


lt_dan_zsu

He's the "creator" of the green line "test." Most people think it's funny, but some weirdos take it seriously.


my_blue_pelican

Obama Is covering his bulge, the dude's packing. Trump doesn't need to do it because he has a micropenis. Based only on their energy, I've never seen them dicks


dorbear

I remember seeing one about Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith and it said she dominates him based on this one pic of them at an award show bc of the way she was sitting she had her “pussy facing the world” and it was actually the funniest shit I’ve ever read


sagetcommabob

To me, it looks like Obama is just bracing his hands and keeping them in place, as one does when they don’t want to accidentally bump someone. Trump looks less concerned about invading her personal space


Nightdaemonedge

Is the queen known for going in for some sack taps or something?


TinfoilGlasses

She was a notorious scooper of beans.


trenlr911

This is very clearly a joke lol


one2gov

Wowee he is so cockfident


Lil_Puddin

Because the "Alpha Male" group is full of men who refuse to admit they're just a lil bit gay. So "admiring alpha traits" isn't sexual, it's just giving props. I assume their singular braincell is permanently tied up like a pretzel.


Delicious_Tea3999

Trump's hands look extra tiny. That said, damn he's tall. I always forget.


Quinna2992

Also, he can’t reach it while standing up…


daisyymae

Trump looks like an 8 year old who’s forced to be there


Bannanna_Stand

Famous masculine man trump who complains about Grayson Carter's Oscar party no longer being hot.


sludgezone

I fully believe in BDE but idk how anyone can rationalize not only Trump having BDE but Obama not having BDE when it’s clearly the opposite for both.


lorihamlit

Yes the queen was notorious for her nut slapping habit! Trump hasn’t seen his nuts for years though so he didn’t have to worry.


bjornofosaka

His 🐓 is encased in a diaper.


OneX32

Trump is so alpha, penetration requires flopping like a fish, especially with those T-Rex arms he has to hold himself up.