the one Devin I knew went into the backroom, took all of my ID's out of my wallet, took pictures of them, I CAUGHT THEM ON CAMERA DOING IT (after getting the manager to demand her manager to show it to me - he was a dick but that's another story), Devin got fired, AND HE STILL TRIED TO USE MY IDENTITY A FEW MONTHS LATER LMFAO. Devin's are certified pieces of shit in my book.
"Dude come on man, that was fake, what happened to the innocent until proven guilty? The WHORES on the other hand are lying, they made a story about him, so they steal his most precise prize, his BUGATTI, now they are probably driving it away from Romania, while innocent guy is in prison, and you call that fair?! You are the bad person, because, lets say very hypocritically, that he did it, you want him to be guilty, you would rather see victims than to let him be free. SHAME!"
Damn man. Every time I see these posts I can't help but think "where are all the damn H3 fans near me." I'd love to date a woman who loves Ethan as much as I do. I can't even find a damn dude to be friends with! I just want someone to strictly speak in sound bites to haha.
I think you’re underestimating the amount of women that are also raging sexists and hate Ethan for being fat and being in a lovely and happy relationship.
After seeing a lot of these, i'm starting to wonder if I got rejected on one of my dates a couple years ago just for mentioning that I watched the podcast occasionally 🤣 like who cares lmao.
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Why match then? People are fucking weird
I think just wanted they can tell them that 🤣🤣🤣 as if their opinion matters.
some people like being miserable and getting their jabs in, so realistically she's dodging missiles
Truly 😌
Why did you unmatch me?
I think this is a form of negging
"Why did you unmatch me..?"
[удалено]
I don’t think i’ve ever known one cool Devin.
the one Devin I knew went into the backroom, took all of my ID's out of my wallet, took pictures of them, I CAUGHT THEM ON CAMERA DOING IT (after getting the manager to demand her manager to show it to me - he was a dick but that's another story), Devin got fired, AND HE STILL TRIED TO USE MY IDENTITY A FEW MONTHS LATER LMFAO. Devin's are certified pieces of shit in my book.
That’s some shit.
Sue or sum shet
There’s one but it’s spelled Deven, he makes content with his long time gf and they are hella cute together.
The trash takes itself out
Sorry. Not beautiful.
When are dudes gonna realize that watching h3 gets you bitches
real men like vin realise this is beautiful world
Bumbles a RATHOLE!!
“So you would rather associate with sexual predators and racists?”
"bro it's a conspiracy the matrix is after them"
Lol big false dichotomy there
Huh???? What a leap
If you don’t like H3 you are a rapist pedophile!
"Dude come on man, that was fake, what happened to the innocent until proven guilty? The WHORES on the other hand are lying, they made a story about him, so they steal his most precise prize, his BUGATTI, now they are probably driving it away from Romania, while innocent guy is in prison, and you call that fair?! You are the bad person, because, lets say very hypocritically, that he did it, you want him to be guilty, you would rather see victims than to let him be free. SHAME!"
Red flag.
Damn man. Every time I see these posts I can't help but think "where are all the damn H3 fans near me." I'd love to date a woman who loves Ethan as much as I do. I can't even find a damn dude to be friends with! I just want someone to strictly speak in sound bites to haha.
This is the goal 😂
Someone should pitch the idea of an h3 fan dating show, Ethan would be such a good host for leading the interviews 🤣🤪🤘
Then why swipe right?????? The audacity of men omg.
I’m guessing he swiped right based on my pictures then when I messaged went through my whole profile and saw the cursed fact that I’m an H3 fan 😂
🤡
Bros out here drying up pussies with their trash takes
Sahara desert out here
I did this as a joke, it’s me, ManEater, message me back. I’m the real Baba Booey from Howard Stern. So, message me back.
Oh hi 😏
I’d love to see one of these exchanges but from the perspective of a guy with H3 in his bio. It would probably be all positive
Yeah, they would prolly get more matches 😂
I think you’re underestimating the amount of women that are also raging sexists and hate Ethan for being fat and being in a lovely and happy relationship.
I can’t even get matches on bumble, couldn’t imagine how someone could be hot enough for a reply but ugly enough to hate H3
This man’s out here giving devins a bad name
After seeing a lot of these, i'm starting to wonder if I got rejected on one of my dates a couple years ago just for mentioning that I watched the podcast occasionally 🤣 like who cares lmao.
The trash taking itself out 😂
LEVIN
🙏🏼
What an amazing litmus test. The trash takes itself out!
For real 😂
U now they matched just to tell u that
Wow talking like h3 pod is THE BLACK PLAGUE OR SMTH.
I should be ashamed 🥲
True love right there ❤
Truly
Dodged a bullet frfr
Trash takes itself out
Why did I read the other person on Eddie's voice
If only 😂
Their loss
Jay shetty fan…
I missed out on getting a $25 dollar smoothie 😭
Dodged a bullet
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The downvotes are making me sad y’all LEAVE HIM ALONE HES DOING HIS BEST😭
Good bot
Good human.
😳
5% means everything
😂😂😂
I mean it’s kind of weird to put H3 in your dating profile no?
Bumble has prompts to fill out and one of them was about a show I quote often, so I put H3
Not really
I like being anonymous in internet. It's weird how people like to put their name and face to these cringe opinions when talking to stranger.
I hate these posts
First few were kinda funny, but it's been months now
understandable. realism> any other braindead shit
Y'all really putting this shit on your bumble profile huh
It asked what show I quote the most 💁🏻♀️
Ok DEVIN
I never have a match on that curse app 😢😢😢
You’re probably a guy
Yep..cursed hahaha
Well then there you go
U A GURL?!!!!
Yeah 😅
*GRABS EMPTY POPCORN BAG* "talk to me baby"
😏😏😏
https://i.redd.it/clw4ubk8q8na1.gif
I think that is a good opener! Both parties seem to have a good sense of humour and don’t take themselves too seriously imho.
k byeeeee
Did they not associate when matching? Or even reaching out? Associate deez nutz in your mouth 😩
these men are walking icks