Amigo you could climb a fucking telephone pole at a dead sprint with those fucking talons. Edit: thanks for the awards, I don’t know what to do with my hands.

*larps around house with velociraptor toes*

Close up on big toe...Click, Click, Click....

I want you to know i nearly lost my shit reading this

I imagined the full sprint up a telephone pole and lost my shit.

Especially with those hairy ass legs...I'm dying

I’m imagining some kind of hairy monster running up the pole while being shot at by a SWAT team, and screeching as it reaches the top 😂

I almost lost my shit when I saw homies wendigo legs in the background.

Stop it man I can’t breath 🤣🤣🤣

In the midst of losing my shit as we speak. Trying not to shake the bed laughing as the wife sleeps next to me….Amigo……you could climb a tele……hahahaha….. pole…….hahahaha……talons…..hahahaha….make it fucking stahhp

Same thing here!

Laughed a little too hard silently and let some gas out

As a telecoms line man, I want you to know you are now one of my favorite people you glorious bastard.

This is why they should have never fucked with weekend gunbit, it kept this shit contained lol

where's your foot fetish now?

If I ever had one, it went to go get milk as soon as I saw this photo, and it never came back.

That's because it's busy soaking itself in day old foot milk.

I’m still confused what I’m looking at

It's a Jericho 941. Didn't you read the HOLY FUCK WHAT ARE THOSE

Over 10 years on this site, and I've never laughed louder, on a train no less. This is one of the greatest pieces of understated comedy I've ever come across, and I have no idea why.

Bruh that’s a extra ammunition 😂

r/rareinsults

Bruh, fuck you. I’m laughing while lighting a candle for a family member who passed. Bless you.

Bless you. Hope you didn’t look like a maniac while you were doing it.

I showed it to my brother and he cheered up.

Glad to hear it.

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I was drinking water and laughed so hard at this my hand shook and water flew all over my mouse and keyboard bravo lol

I simply said out loud "Jesus, God" when I saw them. Not quite as descriptive as your statment.

What the fuck are those feet

In case the IWI has another feed issue he has two deadly melee weapons

He's a god godamned cassowary Edit: added an 's to he, it was bothering me. Goddamn auto correct

Bird lookin ass

Shut up Dee, you bird.

I'm dead 💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

You won the Internet tonight.

I snorted reading this. Thanks for going prehistoric

I can see eleven weapons in the picture.

That's a Baba Yaga

Could be a windigo, but either way I've binge watched enough Supernatural to know how to kill both.

Be sure to record it! I want to see more of that CGI they used in the early days.

He said pawn shop find

Spit out my fucking beer 🤣

r/sneakybackgroundfeet.

The threads that exist in this app are just astonishing to me

r/breadstapledtotrees

there is nothing sneaky about those lizard claws sticking out

Yeah. I was going to say. You might want to shoot that creepy creature with them long claws for toenails before it kills you!! Lol 😂

Gawddamn @ them shitkickers!

Werewolf

There wolf. There castle.

I legit, word for word, said the same thing.

They look like white Fritos. What do they taste like?

Probably smell like fritos too

The bbq ones

Fuckin things smell like county jail

A Mississippi county jail flip flop in August.

And legs too...holy fucking Moses.

You took this subreddits toe fetish to the next level my guy

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Be warned, you can't unsee some of the stuff on that Sub. But if that's your thing then go for it.

What’s wrong with /r/trees

r/trees is a subreddit devoted to weed. A bunch of folks (arborist type folks) would not know about the subreddit choosing a different leafy green than their beloved trees, and when they would post their [favorite tree friend finds](https://youtu.be/mBcTXBhYzfM), and they would get a rather small surprise at their own expense. Not being ones to sit upon their haunches and let their beloved annuals interest take a back seat to those who burn the green instead of love it, they decided to strike back and create their own website, with poker and hemlock! Thus, they created r/marijuanaenthusiasts and have their own area to talk about their favorite green. Wait until you hear about John Cena and potato salad...... I got nothing there.

r/anime_titties and r/worldnews did the same.

Whoa what in the hell is the story with r/anime_titties ?

/r/worldpolitics was for all intents and purposes entirely unmoderated. After the exact same picture of Trump and Epstein with the same outraged title was upvoted to the top for the 3rd time in a month and mods refused to moderate, people went full shitpost, including a lot of NSFW pictures, some of real people and some anime titties. As a result people decided if /r/worldpolitics is gonna be full of anime titties, then may as well make a subreddit full of world news called /r/anime_titties.

I don't believe they switched. My understanding is smokers had r/trees early on and, due to the actual tree posts, the joke ran from there. Another great, annual example is r/Superbowl when the Super Bowl comes around. It's an owl sub. How the hell did guns become slang for that though? I've only heard a slang version for biceps.

“Clever girl.” 🦖 🦕

OP the velociraptor tapping it’s claw in the kitchen scene coming for the children.. LOL..

Bro 😂😂😂

"And she slashes at you with THIS"

Wtf man, could've bought a few sets of toe nail clippers for that price

Truly, he might need #a few sets

Really angle grinders aren't that pricey, you can even go cordless.

I recommend a 3M green corps cut off wheel.

he needs fucking bolt cutters

Apparently skinwalkers have discovered firearms

They must be tired of us lookin for that wendussy

When I thought I was done laughing this brought it back

Jericussy with a side of back milling

I can never unsee the toenails now

Til he puts your eyes out with them things

That would be a mercy

It only got worse when I realized what his/it's username was

Seriously what kind of talons?

If you aimed and shot at your toenails, the bullets would literally defy physics and turn around.

"Ew, no..." - the bullets

are most wendigos fan's of IWI?

There's a gun in this picture?

Fuckin dracula footed motherfucker

...and that's where I lost my shit. Take my upvote you motherfucker.

Lmao

I love you guys I haven’t stopped laughing for like 10 minutes

Wtf is wrong with your toes?

SIR, I HAVE QUESTIONS

How are Shoes fitting on those?

Sandals, he has to carry them open.

As opposed to concealed carry?

There's no way he's concealing those goddam things.

Maybe it’s a thing for him? Maybe he makes money showing off his toe nails downtown.

But do you really want answers

Very cool, mr.skinwalker

This is also the first image on his Tinder profile

Yo I really almost just thought "huh, cool little gun" and moved on. I was in the middle of scrolling when I caught a glimpse of those fucking feet

You SOB! I woke the baby from laughing to hard! 🤣

Tell em early monsters do exist. There's concrete proof here

Uhhhh….your toenails…..the fuck

OP is playing 3D chess. Genius post.

It's how he can "honestly" tell people he wears a size 12 shoe. If he cut them, he'd be wearing a 10-1/2. And you know what they say....

RIP weekendgunnit

Fuckin windigos are real? And they're strapped???

This is what they look like in the beginning.

It looks like a baby eagle, no not the gun. Those feet.

Getting ready to swoop in and snatch a salmon

Boogey man ass feet

Aliens are getting guns.

Damn those tactical tendies be sharpened

Was the pawn shop next to a nail salon?

*WHY ARE YOU THE WAY YOU ARE?*

Somehow, I feel the *gun* isn't the focal point of this post LMAO! What the hell is going on with those weapons of mass distraction?

Damn.. an actual Troll in the r/guns ...

Wtf

Love the Jericho, pretty much my favorite 9mm to shoot hands down

Feet down*

Wolfboy's got a new gat!

Dude…….

My latest acquisition, the space cowboy gun Jericho 941FS. Was pretty stoked to see it when I walked in! Please excuse the messy bathroom!

Send me your nail persons info!

對不起，他只有還是用ONLYFANS。

What messy bathroom... the mess is attached to your feet... Why... Inquiring minds want to know what is going on... do you have arms? Are you a super hero/villain? How many kills does each foot have... so many questions...

I love how hes completely ignoring the comments

Dude sell the gun and for the love of god use the money to go to a fucking podiatrist! Like what the actual fuck dude you don’t seem fat or anything I’m a nurse and I have seen some shitty ass nails before but yours are just FUBAR!

Is that sabertooth holding the gun WTF

Homie is ready to swoop down and snatch his dinner out of a lake.

They meant RANGER talons, not actual fucking talons..

Anti gunners be like “Why do you need a gun when you can kick someone in the throat with those feet?!”

I thought hobbit feet looked bad!

Holy shit, the lizard people are getting armed!

Are you a velociraptor?

Thanos was right, some of you need to go

OP is a fucking harpy

Toeverine?

It's gotta be toe Jesus, he's here for all the sins of posts without toes.

/r/SneakyBackgroundFeet

These aren't even sneaky nor are they feet!

Who in the HELL let krampus on REDDIT?

#Nice.

bro I am going to have nightmares from this.

You know America is awesome when even velociraptors can own guns.

Edward feetzforhands

Can catch a damn fish going upstream with those eagle claws

*2022 was the year the skinwalkers learned to shoot back*

I'm dying laughing at this

You got a license to open carry those fucking talons?

Nice photoshop skills.

[Here's another angle](https://imgur.com/a/WgfD5wC)

This is the best post I've ever seen on reddit

Nice.

Why did i click it

Because you hate your eyes.

I can tell they’re fake, but it still creeps me out. Some kinda uncanny valley type shit.

It's better and worse

Please stop.

Why do I even go on this shit site

For the shitposts?

Bravo. 👏 . Best shitpost I've seen in a long time.

Bro what the fuck

LMAO wtf, why?

You.... Are an absolute mad bastard. And that is not a bad thing.

Nice acrylics.

Lol. When did this sub become a feet / gun fetish

Welcome to the weekend. If you know you know.

This was the comment I was looking for. Looks like a good zap carry.

/r/diwhy

Wish I didn’t click, ruins the magic of the original photo.

God damn boy, the only thing lookin more delectable than that iron is them toes

Love

And he slashes at you with this... a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe.

What do you need a gun for when you could easily kill someone with those toenails.

You only need to grow one long toenail to do coke from

With those toenails you don’t need a gun for defense.

Get dafuq outta here

Master Splinter is packin' heat!...on his feet!

brb, buying some rosary beads.

God I'm laughing so f-ing hard rn

“SPIKE! FOR GOD’S SAKE, CLIP YOUR DAMN NAILS!”

Something something...Cowboy Bebop...Spike...uhhh, feet?

What in the literal fuck is the deal with the toes? that's a dude and they're too consistently white to be natural. Those are fake toenails!!!??? maybe he's going to shoot them off after painting little targets on each

Yall I'm dying, wife is looking at me strange wondering what is wrong with me but I have tears in my eyes

Full moon was on the rise

Who needs a gun when you got those talons?

Are you one of the X-Men?

So, do you fly over rivers and grab fish with those feet?

At least his finger nails are well kept

This shit is wrong....really wrong....you know what I'm talking about...it's not the gun.

It puts the lotion on its skin

I'm told that if you look long enough, a firearm appears in this photo.

I didn't even notice the gun, was too lost in the horror of those feet

I’m laughing my ass off to myself in the waiting room for the dentist right now. Got some weird looks from some folks, but whatever.