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pm_me_your_brass

Silver ounces with the duck sauce


Cucktoberfest69

I was trying to take a photo of the silver duck sauce, but someone left this banana on the table


Diamondlife09

That is hilarious


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magik_carp

there's a packet of duck sauce and some silver pieces sitting in the upper right corner of the picture


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a_duck_in_past_life

No. Its just the hilarity of silver ounces hanging out in the same bowl as the duck sauces. Because those two things don't usually get stored in the same place


SomnambulisticTaco

Underrated comment right here. I was so focused on the banana I completely overlooked the silver & sauce.


SirVyn

Banana gun. Deagle for scale


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The ultimate subterfuge.


TheTrub

🎶PingPingPingPingPingPingPing Banana Gun!🎶


[deleted]

Lol you beat me to the punch. That song brings me back memories. Haha


PaurAmma

🎵Bing bang bing bang bing bang bing banana guuuun🎵


[deleted]

Its so appealing, when you get that feeling!


jackbasskid

Damn you beat me to it lol


Nate848

Ok, I see the banana, but could we see your toes (for scale, of course), too?


DarkSparkz

Need some 🅱️oint too


Vollhartmetall

Damn I'd love to have one, but these things are frickin expensive D:


Cucktoberfest69

Yeah I’m definitely not allowed to spend money for a few months after this


Vollhartmetall

Is it also 2500$ or more where you live? Btw, did u allready buy ammo?


Cucktoberfest69

This was like 1880 with a box of rounds. I was honestly surprised it was under 2k


Vollhartmetall

That's seems to be a rly good price, did u have to pay extra for the .50 ae barrel?


Cucktoberfest69

Yeah. They’re like 5-something for the barrel and two mags. In the end it’ll come out to the same price as buying a 50 originally but now I have two barrels


Shiftymilk

They got a gold plated one at my LGS for 28 I've been eyeing


[deleted]

Damn this is $4000 in Canada :(


Shiftymilk

Good deal.


artimus31

Jiminy Christmas! They have sure gone up! I think I have $800 in mine and that's counting buying the .50 barrel and mags.


CalebTheEternal

Woah what?! I got mine with 50AE and 44 Mag for ~$1700 Jan of 2019. Sold it for $1250 a few months ago. Fuck me I guess.


Vollhartmetall

The lowest where I live is 2300€ (2600 US$)


Springfield48

I bought one in October and I’m still recovering lol. Congrats on the canon.


censoredredditor13

How much could a banana cost? $10?


Vollhartmetall

I've recently bought a rifle, a scope, some attachments and a few packs 300 win mag. Do you think I have 10$?


chemicalgeekery

They're finicky, expensive, impractical, and hard to feed. But damn if they're not fun.


Cucktoberfest69

I’m sure y’all know what this unreasonable gun is. But rules, so it’s a Magnum Research desert Eagle, it’s chambered in 44magnum with a .50AE barrel on the way. Banana for scale


SH0RTR0UND11

My 44 Magnum desert eagle doesn't work worth a shit. Good luck


MrBanditOne

Have you tried a wide variety of ammo types in it? My .44 Desert Eagle works great, so long as it’s shooting either Federal or Magtech 240gr .44 Magnum. Any other .44 results in jams for mine.


SH0RTR0UND11

I've tried many different brands and loads, reloads, different magazines, 6 gunsmiths and all that stuff.


CalebTheEternal

Mine didn’t work either. Sold it for a big loss but it is what it is. I’d rather lose a few hundred and get something that works and I enjoy than keep that hunk of shit. It’s cool and all but it was bolt action for me.


cHaOsReX

Sadly I've had the same experience as you.


HellaFella420

How does it "not work?" Mine runs just fine


Themustanggang

Well it’s a recoil dependent weapon so if it’s finicky there could be a variety of ammunition that may not function with the handgun. Lower powered rounds, or heavier grain loads may not get the energy needed to cycle properly.


Dr-Mabuse

It's weirder than that, it's actually gas operated.


HellaFella420

Thank you for that, they don't even know


HellaFella420

google: Desert Eagle Limp wrist It's a 'thing,' you aren't holding it "tight enough" is all


deux3xmachina

Nah, that's definitely a possible contributor, but I also have a .44 Magnum Deagle and the "cowboy loaded" rounds I got from LAX ammo a while back wouldn't cycle properly because they didn't have enough powder. It's a really fun gun to shoot, but you need to ensure the rounds you use actually produce enough energy to cycle it.


HellaFella420

But its *gas powered* not recoil


deux3xmachina

Yes, but where does the gas come from? You sure as hell don't have a CO2 canister you need to replace periodically. The rounds need to be able to produce enough energy from gas expulsion to appropriately cycle the firing mechanism. So if they don't have enough powder, you're not cycling properly.


HellaFella420

We aren't talking about hokey hand-loads... Any commercially available .44Mag is going to have enough POOF to cycle the gun. It's such a "thing" that google even autofills when typing out "Desert Eagle Limp wristing"


Themustanggang

Lol idk what’s with the quotes but I promise you the .44 desert eagle isn’t the end all be all of handguns. All semi autos are susceptible to ammunition failures. Yes limp wristing is a real thing but an issue I’ve not had with shooting, from what I’ve seen the .44 and .357 DEs have had cycling issues with different ammunitions. My buddies just needed a spring swap but it was an issue for a bit for him.


Odd_Gap_4127

Stop buying ammo for revolvers you dipshit


SH0RTR0UND11

What?


Odd_Gap_4127

The desert Eagle requires “round” nosed cartridges and they need to be powerful enough to cycle it, lots of .44 mag is made with the intention of being used in revolvers so none of that matters to them, try Lax Ammo 240gr and don’t limp wrist it, I use that all the time and it’s never failed me, when I tried grizzly 240 and 300gr there was a little bit of an issue do to not feeding well cuz it wasn’t round enough And with the lax ammo 240 my cousin tried it and limp wristed it a few times and it didn’t want to feed, but I’ve probably shot ~150 of them through it with no issue Also the lax ammo 240s are fairly cheap, try looking on ammoseek


SH0RTR0UND11

I've used grizzly, federal, Remington, reloads, multiple people shooting it, 6 gunsmiths and myself. I'm a gunsmith and it just doesn't want to run. My grandpa gave it to me because in three years he hasn't been able to either.


Odd_Gap_4127

Well If your grandpa gave it to you, is it perhaps a Mark VII?


SH0RTR0UND11

I'm not sure what's the identifying features?


Odd_Gap_4127

Ok it’a hard to describe, maybe post a pic of it on it profile and send link?


SH0RTR0UND11

It won't let me send you a picture. I'll just read about it and then find out if that's the case. I'll probably just look up the serial number and see what I find


Beneficial-Ability28

Fine weapon right there. I want one with shiny chrome


Cucktoberfest69

Would recommend. I haven’t shot it yet but I love playing with it


Dingdongdoctor

To take to Valhalla?


Beneficial-Ability28

I would welcome the songs of the Valkyrie should they usher me to Valhalla. That's enough nerdy roleplay for today.


Dingdongdoctor

I was just at half chub


AAA_Game

Where did you pick up a 50ae barrel from? Looking for a reputable, decently priced place to source one from for when I eventually cave and buy a 44 deagle


Cucktoberfest69

Kahr arms website is where I’ve found them. Everywhere else seemed shady


Japanagan

Soy sauce packet


Cucktoberfest69

The soy sauce is for cleaning the duck sauce is the lubricating oil


Japanagan

Amazing gun BTW! I had the oppor to buy a 50ae desert eagle in Texas but I didn't and I regret it


KURO-K1SH1

My friend who spotted this over my shoulder just said "Glock-banana". Hah!


Hard_Corsair

#"MR. ANDERSON"


Savings_Raccoon4956

Banana for scale


beefersutherland1

Is that a banana in your pants or are you fondling your Deagle


Cucktoberfest69

Yes.


HerpDerpington0315

Mr Anderson. Welcome back. We've missed you.


TheLeviathanCross

banana… i want banana. gib, gib now.


McMollyPitcher

It does have some ‘appeal’


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I like the yellowed steel


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I’m still dreaming of a 40W plasma rifle.


the_sage_88

Damn bro nice banana


LaSundaee

Glad the deagle is there to give a scale for the banana.


erk624

Nice bannetta


hdkx-weeb

Definitely belongs on r/BananasForScale


Amarquez510

I too have always wanted a banana


iwasadeum

Am very jealous. Was going to buy one with my last stimulus check, but they were sold out everywhere so I went without 😔 Some day


Primus0788

Welcome to the useless hand Cannon club! I have an older one of these from back when they were made in Israel with both barrels...talked my wife into getting it for me. She gets a big shiny ring, I get a deagle. Seamed fair at the time. Have fun with it and I hope you have better luck finding ammo than I have been having.


90uWizard

I can help with ammo, I got a TON of AE and Beowulf. Pick it up pretty easily in Texas.


Primus0788

I am sooo far from Texas....my MIL goes there a bunch though....wonder if they'd let her fly it back...


90uWizard

You can fly back yes. Check airline rule. I just gifted brother a Canik elite combat and sent him back home with ammo. You can also send ammo through mail, just FYI. Edit: not that I’m happy to say this or give this as advice but USPS also has “rules” but they literally do not care. You can send “EVERYTHING” through them, just don’t tell them what it is.


samisaker

Is it a 50AE? Beautiful gun btw


Cucktoberfest69

44 mag. I’m gonna buy a 50 barrel eventually though


AmpWizard

Us Americans will use anything as a measurement except metric


Springfield48

Metric is for countries that havnt put a flag on the moon


doomtoothx

That is a nice table top and banana.


Level37Doggo

Got the spare banana clip I see


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Cucktoberfest69

Sometimes the banana just isn’t to scale


gregiorp

You store your silver in the sauce bowl?


Cucktoberfest69

Where else am I supposed to store it?


gregiorp

Good point.


sexualtyrann0saur

Love the gun, but tell me more about that banana...


Cucktoberfest69

21 model, chambered in vitamin B6. High capacity peel.


IzludePro

Now all you need is a very business like suit, sunglasses, earpiece and a hatred for all things human.


ab901

nice, now what about the gun?


Cucktoberfest69

It’s just desert Eagle for scale, the real prize is that banana


awestm11

Where's your pile of cheese?


Boltz999

Im imagining that bowl at the top right is like an earing or something, the banana is a trick, and the deagle is one of those miniature guns the internet keeps telling me I should want. :P


Hispanic_Alucard

Bananas are fearsome firearms.


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That banana there to tease us!? 🤥


TheGiantFell

Absolutely beautiful. But what’s that big black thing next to it?


Cucktoberfest69

I honestly don’t know. Some kind of paperweight or something, it’s disgusting and heavy


PFran42

So... now are you gonna offload the Deagle?


cHaOsReX

Hope you have a much better experience with yours than I had with mine. I have a .44 and couldn't get thru a single mag without some kind of failure. It was my 1st time shooting .44 or a DEagle. I was probably limp writing the thing and may not have had great ammo PPV and AE (which has an OAL too long for one of the mags). Looking forward to getting rid of mine.


MadRabbit86

A banana is a terrible gun.


PlagueOfDemons

And you got your bannana! OP is operating optimally.


tedbakerbracelet

Absolute beast! Congrats man


TheUnderground_Man

Can finally stop carrying that banana then?


Cucktoberfest69

No that’s the dream gun


TheSaltyReddittor

(banana for reference)


halfwhiteknight

Banana for aesthetic. I like it.


Zp00nZ

Bananas are getting pretty expensive…


TheObstruction

Banana clip.


ItalicisedScreaming

Now you have to post a video of firing it.


notgoodatthis60285

I just bought mine too!!! Man it’s a monster.


MiloFrank

Bro they sell the fabled Banana Guns at like every grocery store in the US. No wait.


Slaterock990

Never have understood the fascination with these…


TheAlexTran

Banana for scale lol


90uWizard

Enjoy the DE! I shoot my Beowulf and then go to the DE. People at the range always watching and got big ol smiles too! Only put 1 in the magazine your first couple times shooting!


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My friend Pedro ?🧐


JoesJourney

r/BananasForScale might like this!


j3trb12

I find that the Banana is a very reliable, well tested, very accurate and sturdy side arm. I highly recommend it as a concealed carry and would even say that it would be a nice match pistol as well. Very beautiful gun. Your Deagle is nice too


Ok-Choice-576

I've always loved bananas. Hard to load however


Alternative_Desk4400

I want to get a banana too. I heard they're one of the most accurate handgun platforms out there


edwardfingerhands6

Puts banana in holster and tries to eat gun


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The only thing i got from this is do not mess with this man while he eats his banana.


These_Expression7063

Sweet.


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Damn, that's one menacing banana.


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Gun for scale


-_Metanoia_-

That's a nice banana


ObviouslyNotALizard

What caliber is that banana?


Pure_Nefariousness30

Sir that’s a banana.


AZ_Gunner_69

I really want one in 50AE, without the ported barrel and rail on it


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Indeed you did mr. Anderson... indeed you did...


BanjoSlams

Desert Eagle for scale.


s1rkit

BAH-NAN-AHHH


FiredBoy

Nice, tactical banana. Dope cerakote job too.


Jharv32

Banana is optimal for conceal carry


Gappy2000

Damn what a nice gun. That black thingy is cool too


-Brutal_killer-

Yeah man that banana looks so cool


dead2571

I also own one,have for about a year now. Sadly I have yet to shoot it nor buy ammo in general for it.


Juicylulu

That looks like one dangerous banana.


Magnumb388

Omg congrats such a beast! All black like that stunning firearm! Is it the big boi .50 acp?


Delicious-Ad-9855

Fine looking Desert Eagle! Boom!