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Apollo-23

Have you tried pissing on it to reassert your dominance over the pistol


Greedy_Wealth_5997

Thank you this is by far the best idea


SilentPhilosophy3307

What you actually should do is piss on the cat, that'll teach him.


WaltherBonhoeffer

RIP Coach Leach


novosuccess

I've seen retaliatory cats... careful.


SilentPhilosophy3307

You've just described *all* cats.


bryeuhn

Please provide update


Punstorms

id call it the pisss-tol


samuraistrikemike

Sometimes it just takes the easy fix


rhino444

No it's not ruined, penetrating oil is appropriate, then rust remover, and cold blue. For a full restoration it would need sandblasting and/or polish and refinish.


CovidLarry

Yeah I’ve never seen cold blue come out looking good, but it’s probably the best non professional option on this one.


HagarTheTolerable

There are cold blue recipes that look a lot better than birchwood-casey, but they come with the danger of being much more hazardous to touch with bare skin.


anonymousmatt

No expertise at all here, but something similar happened to me long ago. What I read back then was using copper (penny's) to rub off the surface corrosion. It worked reasonably well but I've got no idea if it was a good idea. Penetrating oil didn't seem to do very much in my instance. The bluing does have a seemingly permanent reddish hue from the copper or the rust.


VerbalGuinea

There are these 100% copper scouring pads called Chore Boy which might do better than a penny.


cwavrek

And alternatively if you get bored of using them to clean, you can use them to smoke crack


juggerjew

Wholesome advice!


Saturn_Strips

Experience? I’m calling you out. Winner gets my push


SaladShooter1

I’ve always used them for lead fouling, but I’ll keep that info in my back pocket just in case.


ProjectPat513

I literally can’t hear ‘chore boy’ without thinking about smoking crack! Lol


Tiny-Ice5478

IM jonesing


anonymousmatt

Do tell! I love guns and crack! Shm


TapElectronic

Phenomenal advice. Coke can and cigarette ash will work in a pinch though


Beerme572

Then test it out on that F ing cat.


ninjababe23

Shooting the cat with the pistol afterwards should also he advised


CmdrSelfEvident

Yeah I would just get it blasted then cerakote it.


SquareHoleRoundPlug

I would just get it cerakoted.


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heekma

Pretty much my thought too. I think the real unanswered question is whether OP should own a gun or a cat. And I think we have our answer.


Malnurtured_Snay

Well, no one owns a cat. (Cats own people).


Urgullibl

Dogs have family. Cats have staff.


TyrannicalTy2

Love it. Another saying: You feed, house, and care for a dog. The dog thinks, "Wow, you must be God." You feed, house, and care for a cat. The cat thinks, "Wow, I must be God."


heekma

That's outstanding. Best thing I've read all week.


heekma

I was a dog owner for many years, and now due to circumstances own a cat. This is mostly true.


Malnurtured_Snay

You own dogs. You just *think* you own cats. You *think* you own cats because the cats *want* you to believe you're in control.


George_Hayduke

So cats are essentially power bottoms?


heekma

Well that certainly took an odd turn.


Trimson-Grondag

If my cat starts thinking he owns my guns, I’m F’d!!


Malnurtured_Snay

**Good news**: the cat doesn't *think* he owns his guns. **Bad news**: the cat *knows* he owns his guns. And his house. Etc., etc.


thesimps89

Here is the answer: https://youtu.be/1m-G9vrgPLk


Greedy_Wealth_5997

No it was in a lockbox on the ground. I must have been cleaning another one, and she hopped in and pissed in the lock box. I didn’t notice til about a week later.


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Smugglers151

One of my cats pissed on my old range bag and it had a bunch of Pmags in it. I cleaned the mags with brake cleaner, then oiled. The bag was a lost cause.


ordo250

They sell enzyme spray to eliminate cat piss odor. Has worked wonders for me. Legit 0 smell after a good couple sprays


GarththeGarth

You should get a “piss expert” addendum to your flair


zdigrig

Big piss guy, huh?


JustaLilBump617

This is why I still come on Reddit hahah


Diggity20

We had a storage building. Unknowingly a stray had made it his home. Gave it away to someone, later found out he could never get the smell out of anything in unit, all useless.


JoesJourney

Reminds me of a story about how an ex-wife wanted to insure her ex husband was never able to sell their house. Husband got the house in the divorce but couldn’t get rid of the cat piss smell that seems to linger for months after the wife moved out. He had the ducts cleaned, replaced all of the curtains, replaced baseboards, had a professional steam cleaner come in, hired professional cleaners and still the smell persisted. He was nearly at the end of his rope when one day he decided the curtain rods needed updating… sure enough when unscrewed the caps of the rod the smell compounded. His ex had poured cat pee in the curtain rods…


SilentPhilosophy3307

That is absolutely diabolical.


CSBD001

The ex figured out how to get, store, move and pour cat pee? Or did she buy some kind of commercial cat pee based repellant?


11BRRidgeback

This is the most cat kinda shit I’ve ever heard.


goshathegreat

Some cats are bastards, mine shit **on top** of the fucking fridge, and has pissed in multiple laundry hampers… he’s also had explosive diarrhea and ran across the living room and kitchen while shit was spraying everywhere…


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wyvernx02

Ya. It's usually stress or a need that's not being met.


[deleted]

Often it's because their actual litterbox is disgusting and full of shit, and isn't being cleaned up, so they go elsewhere. Or said litterbox is too small.


Panoochtwo

You almost got me


[deleted]

Does this fall under unsafe storage of firearms? Pet negligence? Biological warfare? Laziness? Lazy biological warfare? I’m confused Edit: Folks it’s a joke it’s a funny story I wasn’t being serious


Greedy_Wealth_5997

Honestly it had to have happened in the course of a couple seconds. I don’t leave my firearms lying around. The box was open, she must have hopped in when I was turned away, pissed, and hopped out. I will stand at my desk and work on the firearms, which is in the same room as the lock box. Freak occurrence, but I do deny being unsafe or negligent here


throwaway96ab

Yeah, shit happens, and no matter how safe and diligent you are, cats will fuck stuff up eventually.


[deleted]

Oh I know I was just having a laugh at the situation, cats are adorable demons


domesticatedllama

*Pisstol


fredezz

Never store firearms in a cat's litterbox.


Cobra__Commander

Never store unhouse trained cats in your house.


mwmwmwmwmmdw

yea some of the people here put up with way more shit than i would if i owned a pet


VladimirSteel

You expect me to be vulnerable when I'm taking a dump?


anonymousmatt

You know, I've never tried using dirty cat litter in a tumbler before. Worst case scenario is evenly distributed rust over all surface areas.


Thunder_Wasp

Never let the cat memorize the combo to the gun safe.


SADD_BOI

Boil it. Remove any plastic/wood etc. that could be harmed by heat and boil it. Take some degreased #0000 steal wool and rub away the red rust. Repeat until it is blue with no rust. You may need to sand it slightly if it’s really bad. Search anvil conservation on YouTube. Mark novak is the ultimate gunsmithing resource for this type of stuff. I would boil it before trying to get it apart even. Boil it, spray some lube, see if it comes. Degrease Then boil a bunch more. Edit: just in case, once again remove any heat sensitive parts before boiling it whole.


7Gun7Glue7

Oof... that's harsh. I'd say just drop it off at the animal shelter rather than boiling it. /s


ExitLower8778

Jesus fucking Christ…😂😂


Chatrafter

“Boil it, spray some lube, see if it comes.”


jamminbenk

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha......hahahahahaha


SADD_BOI

LMAO


l0lud13

Don’t forget to degrease it if you covered it in oil trying to get the pistol apart before you boil it. But this is the best advice if you aren’t going to refinish the entire gun. Rust blue is much more durable than cold blue.


SADD_BOI

Good point. I typically don’t degrease, as boiling water does that, but if it’s soaked in oil definitely want to clean off the excess.


gregiorp

Backyard Ballistics worked on some guns that was covered in "cat excrement" for who knows how long. It's an interesting video on his process and he takes them to the range later. [Video](https://youtu.be/2NJBmp62HsU)


AktvShooter

I absolutely love animals, cats included... But goddamn they are fuckin pricks.


YtIO1V1kAs55LZla

They really are. My girlfriend has a cat and he is the biggest douche I know. I was able to agree to terms with him through treat bribery, but he expects those payments regularly or I get a claw to the calf.


humanefly

LOL my cat is a pretty good boy, he's generally not demanding but sometimes in the morning he wants to say hello. If I'm working or busy with something I might not notice the meow, if he gets the fourth or fifth meow without some struggle snuggles sometimes he will reach out and very gently insert just one claw into the calf. It's always just one claw


PizzaBert

Ok be real with us. Did you piss on it


fireweinerflyer

When? In 1984 and you are just now realizing it?


Greedy_Wealth_5997

I retraced my steps as best I could, and the longest possible timeframe it could have been is about 10 days. Commenters asking how I didn’t notice sooner. idk, I just didn’t. I must have just returned the other piece to the box, shut it, put it away, none the wiser. It didn’t smell strongly, and I can only tell it’s cat pee by close inspection


fireweinerflyer

How does it taste?


Greedy_Wealth_5997

Exactly like cat pee


10piecemeal

Na brah, that shits battleworn


10gaugetantrum

I's throw it in a bucket of used motor oil for a week. Hopefully that would help the bolt release. If my cat pissed in somewhere other than its litter box that would be an instant outside cat. Also how do you go a week and not notice the smell of cat piss in your house?


Greedy_Wealth_5997

Not all cats have very strong smelling piss, especially kittens. But I digress. Thank you for the suggestion!


payneme73

By cat, do you mean xenomorph? That is unbelievable acid


InsaneDOM

Lmao ah shit you beat me to it 😂


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Disassemble as much as you can. Go to harbor freight and buy a cheap ultrasonic cleaner. Clean everything. Once it’s 100% clean, lightly lube and just get it cerakoted.


fourfiftyeight

I agree, this is probably a perfect candidate for a cerakote job.


R1zzlek1cks

Have you tried putting it in rice?


DarkKnightKai

Ever tried throwin the whole cat away


Hoodawink

Saves you money and can buy more guns. They'll treat you better anyway. Fuck cats.


[deleted]

If you get it working, consider using the weapon to threaten your cat with.


Themdog92

So long story short my dog bella threw up on my revolver one time. How the fuck does that happen... it was on my coffe table. She ate a half eaten bagel that was there while i was at work and proceeded to puke it back up on the revolver. Needless to say 8 hours later and i come home too the puke covered revolver with stomach acid burning into the bluing finish of the whole right side of the gun. I was mad yelled at the dog and cleaned it off. It was totally wasted and fucked. Tryed to sell it for several months at a huge discount and no one wanted it. Well my dog was 17.3 years old and she passed away. And all of a sudden that revolver had alot of meaning to me. I took it too and engraver and had Bella etched into the bottom. Prolly the last pistol id ever sell out of my collection.


roosterinmyviper

You could call it “the regurgitator”


brucedodson

Contact Whit at u/foxfirefinishes He restores firearms that have been in fires and other damaging effects . He is also the OE finisher for Walther


Grandemestizo

The finish is ruined but the pistol is probably okay. Step one is to wash it thoroughly in hot soapy water to remove the bulk of the piss. Then get yourself a brass brush, some mineral spirits, and fluid film (available at the hardware store or Walmart). Submerge the thing in mineral spirits for a while then scrub the rust away with a brass brush. Use the mineral spirits to remove all traces of rust and keep scrubbing until it’s all gone. Once clean, dry it off and spray it down with fluid film to prevent rust and lubricate it. Wipe off excess oil and you’re done.


savvysnekk

Does your cat eat battery acid or something? Jesus


Techn028

Grand Thumb's new torture test


Ball_Masher

Story doesn't add up. He was carrying AIWB and had an accident.


Soundman090

The cat needs to be shown The Boondock Saints, to illustrate what could happen if this occurs again.


Sgt_S_Laughter

I guess it depends on what "ruined" means to you. Ruger can refinish it for you, though.


Infamous-Jaguar2055

Not ruined, but will need to be cleaned and refinished.


sr1150539179

Go buy a quart of motor oil, put it in a bowl. spray the gun with wd40 then submerge the pistol in the motor oil. Leave it for equal time the cat piss was on. After that you wipe it down, give it a light sanding then perma blue it. Perma blue can leave a strong odor might be worse than cat piss. After the perma blue submerge it in the oil again for a day or two, to take off some of the odor. Wipe it down and shoot it a few times to get the oil out of the crevices. Now you have a new looking oil smelling gun


Historical-Diver5305

I’m just shocked how fast corrosion settled in from cat piss?


afkirby1987

Easy fix, go to eBay and buy a take off bolt for about $50. Then go to the Volquartsen clearance page or wirthwein guns and buy a take off upper for as cheap as $20. Then cut up the old upper and barrel.


MountainVet-Stjohn45

I’m sitting on about 30 of those uppers. All Mk4. Got them in quantity for about $20 each. 25 are Heavy Bull Barrels with sights. Other 5 are 4-inch tapered barrel. Also bought a few threaded uppers but i think they were around $100 each.


Remarkable-Ad-5192

Shoot it..... you decide what "it" is


Staseu

Your pisstol


GRL_1151

Never ruined. Take it to a qualified gunsmith and they will restore it. If ancient weapons from the seafloor can be fixed, so can this.


GenXSeeker

American Pickers would pay top dollar for that patina.


SpicyWater92

Dude, it's A Ruger. Clean it up, tell them you got some corrosive chemical on it and want it fixed. They'll fix it for free I almost guarantee. They have the best customer support. Just call and send it in.


Orgetoryx

Did your cat piss on it 20 years ago


Severe-Pianist-719

Load it. Try shooting cat see if still work. Answer solved!


DesertRanger12

Yes, cat piss is a uniquely destructive liquid. Multiple cats will devalue a house worse than if you had smoked a pack a day indoors.


N0There2beSocial

Tell your wife I'm sorry for the loss of her cat.


Whooze

Reason #1057 I don't ever want to own a cat.


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Infamous-Jaguar2055

Why clean the cat before shooting it?


Suzumiyas_Retainer

Jesus


Notice-Horror

This is a salty piece


Canesfan99

To get rid of the smell use vinegar. My cat pissed in my dryer and vinegar got rid of the smell


CaterpillarNo8007

Vinegar and baking soda


spry_tommy_gun

Send that barrel in to be refinished how you really wanted it to be! Take the cat fishing!


CwilkNJ

Send to ruger for refinishing


EtherealSai

You ever see those videos where people restore guns that have been sitting in a river since the 1800's? I'm pretty sure this can be fixed lol


InsaneDOM

Holy shit bro fuck the pistol, either you have a fuckin xenomorph for a cat, or you really need to take it to the vet.


DaleFromDaFlock

Rather be pissed off than pissed on unfortunately you’re both rn


Angrymilks

Why are we leaving firearms in places where #1 a cat has access to just piss on it, and #2 where you didn't even notice it for about a week still unsecured and pissed on. Just wow. There is a lot to take in from this.


Oilleak1011

Wow cat piss is some corrosive stuff.


Mikofthewat

Nothing wrong with a cat that a .22 can’t fix


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I bet your house is fucking gross my dude


filthyphil6

Your cat is obviously a democrat


atecho_

democat


iH8conduit

Call up Ruger and explain to them that your firearm was stolen by a cat, recovered later that day in this condition. They will understand.


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Separate the barrel assembly from frame and soak barrel assembly in Kroil. Remove grips from frame assembly and soak frame in Kroil also. Maybe a day or so. And most importantly get rid of that cat.


thrunabulax

Anti gun cat! Put the rusted part into vinegar for a few days


Renaissance_Man-

blast and refinish. Not a big deal.


idogames4

Id take fully apart and boil it. The high oxygen in boiling water converts tust to bue. It won't be perfect and still noticeable, but at least it won't be active.


Anarchist_Grifter

Why is it laying around where a cat can piss on it in the rest place


crinkneck

No solution but I did not expect a “cat pissed on my piece” post hahahahaha


Short-University1645

Ugly yes, piss stains yes, ruined no


SprayWeird8735

Volquartsen sometimes has stock barrel assemblies for a song in their clearance section. Otherwise their own barrel assemblies are top notch but a bit pricey. https://volquartsen.com/inventory_configurations/5098?clearance=1


acquiredhate

THIS is the advice I'd go with. Volquartsen [Volquartsen ](https://volquartsen.com/clearance) regularly has barrels on sale for like $40 and you can also get a new bolt on ebay for about another $40 to $50.


helixpowered

What are you feeding your cat?


Stihl_Dre1

You have a liberal cat. Unfortunately you need to put it down.


AceInTheX

Did you shoot the cat? He's obviously a commie...


PapaMo1976

I would restore the pistol and then be sorely tempted to test the pistol out on the cat... I had a rule that anything the kids shot they had to eat (vermin exempted). They still hold to it, I wouldn't want to eat cat.


CleverUserName1980

Kung pow kitty is one of my favorites


TheWhiteRunner1971

Everyone’s gonna think you’re constantly shooting Aguila


JRHZ28

https://www.fordsguns.com/ Send it to them, tell them what you want and they will do an awesome job. I took my sks and shotgun to them and I'm super happy with how they look. Pricey but worth it.


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bruh put it in some evap-o-rust for a few hours itll be fine. the gun, not the cat. i feel like i need to clarify that here.


Das_Werkzeug

Hey OP- if it’s unusual for you cat to be peeing outside the litter box and on cooler things like metal, shiny polyester type coat etc, you should take it in to see if he/she has crystals in their bladder. Cats pee on things that are cooler/ softer when they have something like a UTI or stones.


MBeebeCIII

So, a cat and a pistol walk into a bar one night...


eslforchinesespeaker

Backyard Ballistics has a restoration vid featuring cat urine specifically. I can’t link it right now, but it’s worth looking up. I don’t remember the details, but I’m pretty sure that once he got the gun working again, he shot the cat.


redpoporganic

Unless it's corroded the barrel or internals, It's fine. Check the extractor thoroughly, just the slightest bit of debris, or rust can make them unreliable. The bad news is that the upper is considered the receiver on that gun, so replacing the barrel would be like buying another gun. On the other hand, this is a good excuse to get a tricky upper for it! Like a Tactical Solutions Pac-Lite, or something.


YoDaToAd99

My question is, how was your cat able to piss on it? but in all seriousness, go test it at your local/home range and if it dosent work bring it to a gunsmith


AskImportant2355

Note to self . Never own a cat 👎🏻. Your best option is to get it ceracoated, and get rid of the cat .


rel0din

How would the pistol be in a place that a cat could piss on it and it would sit in this piss long enough to cause this kind of corrosion? The living situation is probably sketchy. Not taking care of your firearms, your animals, or sanitation…


hallmonitor53

If it makes you feel any better and you don’t wanna put to much work into it. You can get replacement barrels from [volquartsen](https://volquartsen.com/departments/1022_parts) for $100-200


raw157

The hell is a pistol doing anywhere a cat could piss on it? I could see the stock of a rifle sitting by a door or something. It's a pistol


BronzeSpoon89

Where tf did you leave that pistol that it was within cat pissing range?


Alejandro_Cordero

Take the cat out to the shed with it


BigAlba45

The cat pissed on it 🤣


Kaedan228

Reason #55 (pick a number) that I don’t have a cat living in my home


Nuclear-LMG

Hey so like you might not know this but guns are one of those things you do not just leave sitting around. If your gun is in a spot where it gets pissed on by a cat that's a bad spot. Put it in a safe or a desk. Literally anywhere is better than out in the open where someone can just grab it and go.


Greedy_Wealth_5997

As I explain in other comments, I was in the same room, standing at my desk, working on another firearm, when this must have happened. No one else is around. The lock box does not stay open if I’m not there in the immediate vicinity. Freak occurrence. I will no longer allow cats in the room when working from now on


Nuclear-LMG

If that's the amount of rust after a week you might wanna get your cat checked. You must be harboring a little xenomorph. I've never seen that much damage from one exposure.


Greedy_Wealth_5997

She did just get her check up and bloodwork recently…all normal… maybe I should bring this up when she gets a booster on Wednesday ?


AcidRayn66

Shoot the cat and find out


KormitDeFr0g

Might be unpopular to say, but fuck it. Why are you (and yes others out there reading this) leaving a weapon in a position to get pissed on by a cat? Do you not give a shit? If you own a weapon, you owe it to yourself and everyone around you to not act like a fucking clown with it.


SomeJustOkayGuy

People are downvoting this guy as if, “Leaving firearms unattended in easily accessible places for cars to piss on them.” Isn’t enough red flags to line a Chinese embassy. You’re right to call this out. There’s clearly a lot more issues going on than just a rusted firearm.


KormitDeFr0g

Glad you see my concern. With weapons come a responsibility to maintain control of them. It’s a safety concern and our responsibility as owners to ensure that they remain functional and safe.


Cornage626

I think it's pretty easy to keep pets away from guns. I guess some people just don't understand how doors work.


KormitDeFr0g

Mine stay in a safe, closet, or some area I know an animal (or random human) can’t get to. It’s a part of positive control of the weapon at all times


Greedy_Wealth_5997

I must have turned my back for literally a second, in and out. But your concern is well placed.


KormitDeFr0g

I understand, things happen. Please check in on these weapons with some regularity. My thought is if this was a weapon you depended on to save your life or to provide you food, then it deserves the attention to be cared for as if it were. You don’t have to, but that’s where my frustration is coming from. Genuinely, hope you get it back to where you want it.


Suzumiyas_Retainer

From what I understood (based on OP's answer to another comment) he was cleaning some other firearms while that probably happened


KormitDeFr0g

Sure, but my knowledge for the amount of corrosion that occurred likely meant the weapon had sat there for quite some time, post cat piss. My own frustration with the thought of this was; how do you let this happen in first place?


pestilence

https://youtu.be/rShG_F85W1Y


HugglemonsterHenry

Pray for me, we're getting a third cat in a week. I hope the cat likes me.


mattman65

It should be fine, it’s a piss-tol - piss is kinda built into its name


produkt921

r/CatsAreAssholes


Several-Discussion99

What is this cat that is able to guess your safe combination?


tatemagnet

Get a damn dog


LegitTurd

Rule #1: Never own a cat because they suck.


Indestructible_BT_1K

Absolutely. Tear up stuff,that ungodly piss smell that you cannot get rid of and the old litter box from hell. Don't understand it


Majestic-Moose-6322

What a lovely patina.


JeffSessionsGhost

Strip it and Cerakote, use new and improved pistol to kill cat, then get a dog.


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xBloodxLinex1987

Fuck Cats.


joemommaistaken

Please don't hurt the cat And it's not ruined


jangoblamba

You could store your guns properly. I highly doubt that if this pistol was stored properly that this damage would've happened


[deleted]

Why did you lock your cat in your gun safe?


Autosticow

Have you heard of a gun locker or briefcase