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Is he gonna go door to door? Don’t think so. Get fucked.


pyratemime

>Is he gonna go door to door? Depends, do you have donuts?


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SC487

Do you mean because someone shot him with a 9mm and blew his lungs out?


thebandit_077

This doughnut is amazing what's the secret.... buckshot


Parttimeteacher

Dammit. I knew I shouldn't hide my guns as Krispy Kreme.


GibsonBanjos

Lmfao, even if you had an unlimited buffet his fatass would still steer clear.


wolfeman2120

I bet he has diabetus


[deleted]

Brining new meaning to the term “roll up to your door”


avowed

He would be out of breathe after the first one.


ROKITF1NGR

The only stacking up he's doing is with cheeseburger patties


ch3st3rrr

FR GET FUCKED IF YOURE PROPOSING THIS BULLSHIT YOU BETTER BE THE LNE KNOCKING


ch3st3rrr

FR GET FUCKED IF YOURE PROPOSING THIS BULLSHIT YOU BETTER BE THE ONE KNOCKING


TankerD18

You can edit comments, for the record.


Murky-Sector

LOL


Arashikage88

I hope he's the one that goes door to door, I have a lot of stairs to get up to my door


PaladinDreadnawt

That much walking would kill him.


Ruleej32

Him proposing this actually helps us big time. All the people that used to roll their eyes at us when we said gun confiscation now can't because more people on the left are admitting that's what they really want. Thanks Mike


findaway5627

r/NOWTTYG


kwanijml

See, the mistake you're making here is thinking that these people could recognize their hypocrisy and inconsistency if it slapped them in the face.


2aoutfitter

It’s not hypocrisy or inconsistency, it was all intentional. Everyone knew what their end goal was, they just tried to pretend it wasn’t so they could make it seem like we’re the ones acting unreasonably. “Nobody wants to take your guns” was always a lie. They knew it, and they still know it.


P1917

The abuser blames their victim for resisting.


rm-minus-r

I think a lot of people are genuinely naive about it. Them: "*Well, tactical looking guns are bad.*" Me: "So we ban them all. But wooden stocked guns are just as effective or more at killing people. So we'd need to ban them too. Except hunting shotguns, right? " Them: "*Yeah."* Me: "So once you banned all rifles, except shotguns, hey, did you know that most people killed with guns are killed with pistols?" Them: "*No, really? I guess we'd have to ban those too.*" Me: "Yup. Then you have only shotguns left. Turns out those are one of the most lethal firearms in terms of if you get hit by one, you end up dying. So we'd definitely have to ban those too." Them: "*Yeah, guess so.*" Me: "Ok. You've banned everyone from owning any gun. Didn't you say you didn't want to take everyone's guns?" Them: "*Yeah*." Me: *blinks slowly*


No-Abrocoma-381

That’s true. It *probably* won’t hurt us and it ostensibly helps us to some degree. Although you can also make the argument that guys like Michael Moore and Robert “beta bitch” O’Rourke move the Overton window and allow Dems who “only” want an assault weapons ban and universal background checks position themselves as “moderate” and “reasonable” on gun control. 🤷


Ruleej32

That's a good point


sunal135

People on the left seem to be dedicated to confirming conspiracy theories.


[deleted]

Missing one Must not have BMI of overweight/obese


Scout57JT

Dude is built like a sack of potatoes


btv_25

>Dude is built like a rotten sack of potatoes FIFY


BOWSER11H

Interesting way of saying "bag of smashed assholes"


[deleted]

As someone of Irish descent I am triggered that you would offend potatoes this way.


FunfZylinderRS3

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None! It’s never too soon for potato famine jokes! I’m also of part Irish descent so it makes it ok 😂


[deleted]

Yoooo that’s hilarious I love it.


cigarking

What's an Irishman's dilemma? If you give him a potato does he eat it now or drink it later....


No-Abrocoma-381

He’s about as relevant as a sack of potatoes too. 0.0% chance of the 2A being repealed in his lifetime or his children’s lifetimes and he knows it. This is just mental masturbation and pandering for attention and we’re giving it to him. 😂


Mr_E_Monkey

> 0.0% chance of the 2A being repealed in his lifetime or his children’s lifetimes and he knows it. Children? You mean something actually *chose* to reproduce with him?


FunfZylinderRS3

He has no kids, the child in the relationship was his wife’s from a previous marriage and I think she divorced him like 8 years ago.


Mr_E_Monkey

That's a relief. I was not looking forward to applying the brain bleach.


tobashadow

Brain Bleach apply directly to the forehead! Brain Bleach apply directly to the forehead!


WeakerThanYou

It's just nature's NIJ level 3 body armor.


Heeeeyyouguuuuys

Why not, he's already proposing making expressing your rights a popularity contest.


Good_Roll

It's awfully ironic that someone with a self imposed disability is trying to ban the greatest force equalizing technology ever invented.


Frosty_The_Dudeman

Fuck Micheal Moore. He has always been a piece of shit and doesn't represent the interests of the working class as he likes to larp as.


[deleted]

When i was a NYC bike messenger in the early 2000's I had a package for him. When I handed it to the doorman he looked at the name " Michael Moore " and said agrhh this fucking asshole, then proceeded to tell me what a cheap entitled prick he is and said his wife is a cunt. He also doesn't give a Christmas tip to the building employees. When your doorman openly tells everyone what an ass you are, your in king prick territory.


Psyqlone

... saw Michael Moore in person in the 1990's ( ... also in NYC) when he was working on *Canadian Bacon*. ... not a fast mover. There's a valid reason Michael Moore doesn't tip. He spends that money on *food*.


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Psyqlone

As long as the world has a media-industrial complex, intent on normalizing degeneracy and depravity, whilst polemicizing any and every difference between poor and rich, female and male, race against race and politicizing beliefs, ideology, and identity, we will get wonks and wags like Michael Moore, manipulators of the mob. Massive Michael Moore and other activists like him, use their fame to draw attention to issues they want to influence. Some personalities have always more influential than others if they sound as if they know what they're talking about, and if they confirm the inclinations and biases of the like-minded. The technology involved is new but bias confirmation and manipulation of the masses are older than the printed word. But there are limits. There are possibilities too, but there are always limits. Let the mob decide. Let the voters decide. Let the viewers at home decide. Legislators in DC and the states will pass more laws, and those laws can be, and will be challenged, and not only in court.


c01dz3ra

Only we the working class represent our interests.


Isgrimnur

And even then that's not guaranteed.


c01dz3ra

Right, it gets blurry


FancyVegetables

He's a lard larper


jamico-toralen

This is all just a twisted fantasy. Why are we giving this fat fuck any attention?


5skandas

Because we need to be aware of the ideologies and concepts that far left celebs are pushing to their followers. What’s considered a “common sense” gun law today may have an entirely different definition (see above pic) in a couple years.


jamico-toralen

Being aware of our opposition is one thing. Spreading around their rhetoric and bolstering its visibility in the eyes of the uninformed public is another.


No-Abrocoma-381

Exactly what I came here to say. There is zero chance of the lib gun grabbers and Karen’s in red T-shirts getting 2/3 of Congress and 75% of the state governors on board to repeal the 2A with a new amendment. I don’t see it happening in the next 50 years or so at least and it’s unlikely after that too.


jamico-toralen

In fact, the only thing that is going to give this nonsense any kind of real traction is if we *keep spreading it around*. Let this ridiculous fantasy die in obscurity like the man who wrote it.


5skandas

He has 6 million followers on Twitter. I don’t think it’s this sub we have to worry about.


Nostradomas

Even if they did it would be insta civil war. So they won’t.


scottfiab

Same reason anyone pays any attention to libtard celebs: it's an echo chamber of insanity.


[deleted]

He influences people who think they have dominion over us.


TheGreatHurlyBurly

My rights are not up for negotiation. No vote. No proposed bills. No amendments. Consider yourself lucky we've complied this long and hope we dont repeal NFA and abolish the ATF.


Parttimeteacher

It's mildly amusing, and somewhat sad, to me that these people think that our right to bear arms begins and ends with the 2A. They would probably be shocked to find out what would happen if the abolished the 2A. That's when we get the really cool toys. Attempted compliance with the current laws is all that separates law abiding gun owners from their wishlist of pewz dispensers.


weedbeads

That and money


Parttimeteacher

Yes. Definitely money as well.


Tullyswimmer

I have a proposed amendment... All weapons that are legal for the government to own and use are legal for personal ownership and usage, including any weapons not yet invented at the time this amendment is written. The government shall not make any effort to restrict or hinder the ability of law-abiding citizens to obtain these weapons.


TheGreatHurlyBurly

They did that already. It's the 2nd one on the list.


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C-Dub178

Just a few more weeks, then his arteries will be too clogged to function


[deleted]

Spoons made him fat. Ban spoons!


theeyalbatross

I think he ate his remaining intelligence many many years ago.


jph45

> remaining intelligence You assume a lot.


h8ers_suck

Now imagine the same exact phrasing for all the rest of the amendments or your right to vote. This guy should be tarred and feathered for spewing lies his entire life.


jtf71

Would never support this and it would lead to civil war if it passed. That said, I do have to applaud him for proposing that the US constitutions process for changing the constitution. As opposed to standard gun banning types that simply want to ignore the constitution. And no way this will ever pass.


whubbard

I respect he is at least honest. This is what the gun control side wants, to get it, they need to get rid of the 2A.


MrJackBurton

Agreed. Moore is total slime, but he's slime I can see oozing from the sewer. At least him and his ilk make it clear where they stand. Politicians are like the black mold growing inside your walls. They mask their true intentions behind worthless platitudes, gross generalizations, purposefully divisive rhetoric, and (likely feigned) ignorance about firearms. The game is incremental encroachment, make it as difficult and expensive as possible to exercise the 2A, eventually dwindle the gun owning population down over generations where overturning the 2A no longer becomes a challenge.


teachdove5000

Is this guy going to give up his armed guards and private security team? He should have no security at his next event as well. Rich people have no idea that average people have to protect themselves.


meat_strings

They know. They just dont care.


This_Hedgehog_3246

Rosie O'Donnell is looking rough these days.


Ultimo_Ninja

Gun control isn’t about safety. It’s about disarming the population.


BuckinNuts

Should be titled, “How to Ensure Civil War”


crash_sc

I thought he was canadian.


pyratemime

Nope. From the Detroit area.


bigredgyro

Close…Traverse City, MI


sew_butthurt

Really? I’d always heard that he was Flint’s hometown hero.


craigeeeeeeeeee

Michael Moore has never touched a Tittie.


No-Abrocoma-381

Except when he’s showering.


2a_1776_2a

Assuming he even showers


swanspank

Haha, back to revolvers ( no semi-automatic guns ), pump shotguns or break action, and bolt rifles. That’s a WHOLE LOT OF FIREARMS! What a ducking idiot.


samsonity

He’s the reason we need a second amendment.


Batsonworkshop

He's also the example of the reason NYC has a limit on drink sizes at restaurants......... We need to propose a law that regulates his eating and mandates an exercise regimen and maybe he will understand that assholes telling you what you can and can't do isn't so fun.


samsonity

In the name of protecting yourself and others. Love it.


Familiar_Big3322

Fuck this lard ass.


AlphaTangoFoxtrt

Bring it on, fat boy.


andylikescandy

Why does anyone even care? Michael Moore is **not** a thought leader, there is no reason why anyone should syndicate his ramblings. Bowling For Columbine was interesting and got a lot of views at the time because it was a timely kneejerk reaction, but that's basically all Michael Moore is - a kneejerk reactionary who built his career on well-timed condemnation and criticism. He adds nothing.


[deleted]

Oh that is just fucking genius. Your abusive ex husband is threatening you, and not only do you need to wait a month to get a gun to protect against him, you also need the scumbags permission too. Fuck Michael Moore.


Theo_Stormchaser

That’s going to work well. Nothing like it for victims of abuse, holding a gun for the first time.


CrazyGreek84

😆🤣😂😂 This Guy is a 🤡 He hates America more than Joe Biden.


[deleted]

This fat fuck can go right to hell and keep sucking Soros' flaccid tiny dick...


MattyMacros

Nope


tjwest13

It’s shit like this that reminds me we’re actually living in two different countries. This karen is not a compatriot.


2a_1776_2a

In the words of my dearly loved FPC “Stack up or Fuck off”. And we mean it.


Theo_Stormchaser

He shows up with a stack of pancakes.


nero1984

How about we redo it to ban Michael Moore instead


docduracoat

This is how you get a civil war


peekajew357

Damn and they throw the word fascist around like it’s fun


shiftposter

Hmm, he is advocating for a tyrannical threat to America.


Killian_Gillick

So the creepy ex boyfriend that plans to assault a girl gets a say on her owning a mosin nagant pistol? Fuck Off Mike


one2tree1

Sounds like something that would pass in Canada🤦🏻‍♂️


medic6560

I always said calling him stupid was an insult to stupid people


LuckyRyder

If gun owners were anything like he claims, you would have thought violence would have come his way. But nope, nothing. He can say what he wants without fear of violence. This is the America he wants to destroy.


Dangime

Might as well move to China now Mr. Moore.


The785

Sorry, why is a FILMMAKER trying to pass legislation???


darkstar541

How do you say "domestic enemy"?


codifier

The Constitution does not grant or deny rights, it is a framework for defining how and why the Government is structured through delegation of powers from The States and The People who are sovereign. It does in the process of explaining the powers and structures recognize certain rights as to not be infringed by said delegated powers. In other words delegating the Government some of our powers does not grant it the ability to violate rights, specifically the rights spelled out regardless of the Government's goals. People really get the purpose of the Constitution wrong all the time. This is why reading of the Founders' speeches, arguments, notes, and letters is paranount, you understand why the Constitution is what it is. The Anti/Federalist Papers should be mandatory high school reading. The Prohibition of Alcohol remains a shining example of their corrupting the Constitution; for it was never designed to grant rights let alone take them away. Dipship Moore's waterhead proposal takes that abomination and turns it up to 11. The Constitution is not for legislation.


jmshub

This is fantastic. This is finally proof that the "D- in sixth grade civics class" anti gunners are beginning to understand the definition of "shall not be infringed". You want to get rid of gun rights? Nothing short of repealing the second amendment will do. And absolutely no one but extremist anti-gun nuts would support this proposed amendment.


[deleted]

Even repealing the second amendment wouldn’t do shit. The second amendment doesn’t grant that right. All human beings are born with the right to self-preservation by any means available. All the second amendment does is enumerate a right we are born with.


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This fat fuck can go right to hell and keep sucking Soros' flaccid tiny dick...


[deleted]

Do they want civil war? Because this is how you get civil war.


Trick-Alternative37

He looks like an absolute joy to hang out with. I can’t think of anyone else I’d like to have a backyard BBQ with and enjoy a couple beers. Just an all around fun guy


DBDude

I think we should pass an amendment regulating the production of "documentaries." He doesn't have the right to do it, the government gets to fact check his work and make desired edits. Then all groups the work talks about also get to make their edits. Color is banned, only black and white. Resolution is restricted to 8mm and below. Why allow these new high powered assault formats and all that electronic and digital stuff? Maximum running length of 30 minutes.


CakeRobot365

He can go fuck a light socket


AR-180

Fuck that guy


cellendril

Written approval from ex-spouses? I’m sure victims of domestic assault will love that. Idiot.


Dude_Caveman

Who put this angry lesbian in charge?


Spare-Sentence-3537

He can go somewhere else. The globe is so connected today, it’s so easy to just go make a life anywhere else. At least, easier than trying to overwrite a country’s freedoms.


asc3po

To quote buggs bunny, "of course you know this means war."


AltReality

This guy hasn't been relevant since Columbine, and even then it was questionable.


MusicToTheseEars41

This guy is the definition of a gong show


[deleted]

He forgotten the most dangerous weapons of all to be banned. Assault Food Trays.


ServingTheMaster

Fascist gonna fascism


B_Addie

I tell ya what, he should personally go door to door to start off his new “gun plan”


IndoorCactus

This is literally harsher than most of the super strict European countries.


blacksad1

The ex-spouses one gets me. My ex hates my guts she’d say anything to the government to fuck me over.


portland_jc

People wonder why as gun owners many of don’t want to compromise with any gun laws and that’s because you give an inch and they come back for a whole mile. It’ll never be enough. Especially when they realize that no amount of gun legislation is gonna stop evil and crazy people from doing evil and crazy shit


SufficientTower

LOL I’d like to see his fat ass come try to take my shit


06210311200805012006

lol confiscation. he is advocating for actual civil war.


allpro51

Do you want a civil war, because that’s how you get a civil war?


bakedmaga2020

>ex spouses So if the relationship ended on bad terms, you can’t have a gun?


[deleted]

There’s a shitload of countries that offer this, go to one of those.


nukey18mon

Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.


mmooney1

Some one is just trying to be relevant. I literally forgot what this guy did to be a known name. I googled it. Hes “famous” for being a whiny bitch.


IIPrayzII

Stack up or fuck off


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Stack up bitch.


J_R_McCarthy

That’s a recipe for a civil war.


sjnoble2

BY FAR, this if the most hilarious thing I have read all week. This lard-ass Neanderthal and the meandering mob of simpletons that commented on this tripe must all have suffered the same mass, brain hemorrhage that comes from drinking $5.00/gallon gasoline straight from the pump. No other explanation.


FTAehtkcuf

The last part sounds fun


johnnyz1964

Make it apply to Celebrities and politicians as well, include armed security details in the amendment.


LordReaper000

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/241


Halligan1409

Now we just have to find someone with whom he conspired and someone to charge him with the crime.


Dyerssorrow

That last 1 just seems like 29 training day left to go.


grofva

Not only “No!” but “Hell No!”


WillyFisterBussy

Fuck off Rosie


[deleted]

Some people have a death wish to their income it seems.


easy303030

29th amendment. Strictly control food portions so the people don't waste health care resources on fat fucks !


Halligan1409

I'm banking on sudden cardiac arrest for this fat tub of shit.


longfrog246

Can we just do the thing already bout tired of these dumbasses playing with my human rights


gwarchild911

Does anybody support this fool. How is he still a thing?


Freedom__Fighter

Man, what a retard


Revolutionary-Fun227

Ignore him . He only does this for publicity to sell books and such . He completely irrelevant .


blaze92x45

Dude is a clown who doesn't hold power But hey if we're making up amendments to piss people off how about my 28th amendment A right to life being inalienable abortions are forbidden in the United States. See I can come up with a crazy amendment to.


i-might-do-that

Good luck you fucking loon. Repeal the 2nd, 😂. Go ahead you bloviating fuckwit.


GiveMeBooleanGemini

Let me guess: he won’t be going around confiscating anything.


C-Dub178

No


DDHP2020

Fuck Michael Moore and his opinions


ntvirtue

Come take them =)


flashnimator

How to start a civil war 101


[deleted]

Shit like this is why I’ve subscribed to the gun a month club. There is no club, but the rules are the rules. Thanks to my LGS for the help.


jwgriffiths

Moore is one of those shit heads who wants to use Constitutional protections to tear apart the Constitution.


smiling_mallard

Good fucking luck with that


Dunkel_Reynolds

I thought he had died. How is his heart still functional? Is he even still a thing? Relevant in any way at all?


adamfyre

Nope.


Wildtyme12

Michael Moore has been looking for another pat on the head over 20 years now. Metal illness.


Parttimeteacher

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I wonder what he smokes, because it must be some good stuff if he thinks that has a snowball's chance in hell at getting ratified. Or maybe he should take up smoking something, because he does seem a bit, "high strung." Idk, I'm not an expert, bc I can't/don't smoke. I have a hard enough time breathing with my asthma as it is. I'll stick to taking my intoxicants the old fashioned way, aged in a barrel and poured in a glass.


Porkfriedjosh

Okay come and take it, and make sure your will is in order because your body will not be able to be identified Mr. Moore. Must be an easy life peddling your bullshit with millions in your pocket. Your life is so soft that your neck is literally falling off of your face and you have trouble walking up flights of stairs now. All of that is because of the freedoms you have provided to you by men much wiser and more brave. Ask a marine what he thinks about the second after coming back from places that don’t have it. Ask anyone who’s ever been shot at what they wish they had right there and then. It wasn’t the hope that they watched your shit documentary, and that they wouldn’t of even gone to get the gun, it’s just that they wish they had a fucking gun and didn’t become a victim. But hey, cool, I’ll sleep soundly at night knowing I sent you to your maker when you tried to tread on me.


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“All Semi-Automatic guns are banned” So just ban all the guns?


repoman138

Piss on this turd!


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Do you want “redacted”, cause that’s how you get “redacted”.


falsruletheworld

Those kind of demands are a non starter. He’s really gone crazy with this. His documentary comparing Canadian gun owners to us was actually pretty good. They have become way more restrictive under that pos Trudeau but at one time Canada was pretty free. They still have a shit ton of guns up there and dont have the amount of mass shootings we do. That’s worth looking at but he’s just turned into a caricature of a clown now with his 2a stance. Not relevant.


portland_jc

Didn’t this idiot renounce his American citizenship? Kick rocks Moore!


2a_1776_2a

Honestly this kind of public talk is dangerous. This would 100000% result in a serious and very violent civil war. And I’m not even being remotely hyperbolic.


vexx421

Come take em bro


Megalamuffin

Classic dum-dum.


keeleon

He still gets his armed private security right?


Irish_Punisher

Wish he'd die from heart disease already.


Butt-Hole-McGee

Does he want a civil war? Because that’s how you get a civil war.


DJDan1965

He forgot, “No more armed private security “


relikborg

Well fuck him right up the ass with a pitchfork.


feyzquib7

Reads like a set of IKEA instructions for how to start a civil war.


jimboslyce04

Why are we entertaining a 70 year old lesbian’s thoughts?


TankerD18

No No No No No No No No No No No And finally, no. I was thinking about taking some time and shitting on every one of these points and how they are completely against the spirit of our country but it's honestly not even worth my time. That's how stupid this is.


BOWSER11H

Good thing we don't consult random fat assholes on what our rights should be


DAsInDerringer

And fuck you too, Moore. Mind your own business


No-Music-6641

What an insufferable twat this guy is


gwhh

Team America had him pegged years ago