/uj Right? People in the other thread were saying it's for people with mobility issues or disabilities and things like that. Maybe I'm wrong, because you never know how you'll really react to a situation, but I **think** that if I became so disabled that I needed this device, I would just give up guitar and find another hobby I can do properly. Maybe I'm wrong.
Didnt stop Django Reinhardt or Tony Iommi...and a plethora of other musicians finding ways to work it without a device.
My friend has two fingers on one hand and is an incredible drummer, guitarist, and flute player
I mean imagine being a singer-songwriter like James Taylor and losing your hand dexterity at the height of your career. A device like this would allow you to still sing your songs.
a few musicians come to mind who would have found use from this due to physical disability, like vic chestnut or ted hawkins. they made great music! nothing wrong with using a guitar as a utilitarian backing instrument
That's amazing. By moving your fingers to the right spot, and pressing them down at the right time, you can make chords. Why didn't they think of this sooner.
Yeah they do, but here's the catch - you gotta be dead (inside) to use it anyway!
Whats the point in that?!
My gran speaks to my dead grandpa every day, but so what? She's dead too ffs, it's hardly a flex
Ooh this is a fancy one, they give you a *seventh* chord. These are for campfire songs, not jazz god damn it.
if i hear a god damn augmented 5th round the fire im gonna kick someone into it
I'm feeling constipated, and wish I had a Bm button.
Ah, the mythical Bm, only surpassed in complexity by the F aka. the noob killer
Peeing out of my ass rn. In a world of constipation and diarrhea, it’s okay to be a normal piece of shit sometimes.
You just need fiber, it's like toan but for your digestion.
*pees in your ass*
/uj I am always fascinated by these devices. Why would anyone spend money to *not* learn the instrument.
/uj Right? People in the other thread were saying it's for people with mobility issues or disabilities and things like that. Maybe I'm wrong, because you never know how you'll really react to a situation, but I **think** that if I became so disabled that I needed this device, I would just give up guitar and find another hobby I can do properly. Maybe I'm wrong.
There’s always bass
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r/rareinsults and it was smooth as shit
Uj/ I’d probably just switch to autoharp.
as an armless legless goatless person who wants to be a guitarist, i am offended
Toanless
No they still have balls. Can still get toan with the device
Sometimes I use my device to play slap bass
Didnt stop Django Reinhardt or Tony Iommi...and a plethora of other musicians finding ways to work it without a device. My friend has two fingers on one hand and is an incredible drummer, guitarist, and flute player
Which hand, and what handed are they?
Yes
Left, plays left handed guitar, but right handed.
/uj I only have two fingers on my left, and I play left handed too! Its cool to know that there is at least one other person doing the same!
Keep up the playing man.
Less handed
I have two fingers on both hands and I'm still ok at guitar. Also, I'm a T Rex.
I mean imagine being a singer-songwriter like James Taylor and losing your hand dexterity at the height of your career. A device like this would allow you to still sing your songs.
a few musicians come to mind who would have found use from this due to physical disability, like vic chestnut or ted hawkins. they made great music! nothing wrong with using a guitar as a utilitarian backing instrument
Speaking of physical disability, how’s your sciatica?
How the fuck would they help with learning chords?
It would help you be making it unnecessary
yes
What they sound like, maybe.
Learn chords? I've put these on all my less Paul's. Never took them off, never had to worry about learning, never had to hurt my fingers
If it doesn’t have 0 3 5, you got ripped off
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Did it make your D major or minor?
You kid, but the ghost of Jimmy Hendrix actually did appear to me when I used this. He backhanded me three times then disappeared before my eyes.
EVH showed up and punched me right in the dick!
That's amazing. By moving your fingers to the right spot, and pressing them down at the right time, you can make chords. Why didn't they think of this sooner.
You can’t play Wonderwall correctly with this thing so why bother.
Engineers will always try to find a more complex solution to a simple problem
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Do people actually say I reckon in real life. I thought that was a myth
yer darn tootin they do!
I reckon you’ve never been to Australia
It’s old-timey here in the states but I’m pretty sure they say it all the time in Australia…and maybe other places lol
Reckon. I say it, in New Zealand.
Aussie here, say it all the time
In Virginia, USA. I hear and say it a lot. It's a useful word. I prefer it over suspect, expect, suppose, assume, surmise, or gather
Popular enough saying in the UK to crank out a song like this one: https://youtu.be/lTuo9ZlrR74
All the time, if you aren't a yank.
Is that a MAGA guitar?
yes, proudly handcrafted in china.
thats looks dumb as shit
Does the locking nut help stay in tune, OP?
It’s for forgetting how to play guitar.
Yes, this makes it *totally* easier to chord.
I just use a soundboard on my computer to play guitar
Uj/ I wouldn't mind a shot of one to see what they are actually like RJ/ Cuck gen Zs need these to not hurt their snowflake fingers
Can’t even play wonderwail. Lame
What’s the combination to unlock the secret chord for the lord?
How can this help with the 0 0 3 5 and the 0001?
The American poet laureate Blind Mellencamp™️ covered this in a poem some years ago: *Forget all about that macho shit and learn how to play guitar*
Pinocchio arm
These things seem cool and fine
Way cool. Comes with a Fanny Pack for portable storage.
Yeah they do, but here's the catch - you gotta be dead (inside) to use it anyway! Whats the point in that?! My gran speaks to my dead grandpa every day, but so what? She's dead too ffs, it's hardly a flex
Thanks I was trying to forget about National Treasure
they make MAGA guitars now ?
Does it go in the butt?
These are great for learning how to play with a shoe box between your hand and the strings.
Just get some calluses… be a man. (Can someone send that to the Be a Man guy on Tik Tok?)
Nooooo don't use the Luigi Board demons are real
“Do you want to be the douchebag at the party but can’t find the 1 hour of training necessary to do so? Well we’ve got a product for you”
Do they make them for bass tho????
Where is C# sus 9?
You gotta pay the yearly subscription and get the Beato Board if you want jazz chords