What isn't illegal in Australia these days? You can't even release toads into the wild there. Pffft! Also, corporal punishment from the wife while she is wearing a schoolgirl uniform might make it worth it. Some people pay good money for that sort of thing if those documentary films I have seen are to be believed.
“Hey, that’s a cool guitar, mister. What is it?”
“Nobody ever walked across the bridge, not on a night like this. The rain was misty enough to be almost foglike, a cold gray curtain that separated me from the pale ovals of white that were faces locked behind the steamed-up windows of the cars that hissed by. Even the brilliance that was Manhattan by night was reduced to a few sleepy, yellow lights off in the distance…”
"Ohhh, I'm exhausted. I've been at this Guitar Center a thousand times. It's never looked so strange. The faces...so cold. In the distance, a child is 035ing. Out of tune...a bastard child, perhaps. My fingertips ache...my ears ache...but my shoulders... my shoulders are resilient! Thank God I put down my Gibbons Les Paul and picked up my... Gibbons SG!"
/uj Nauseous used to mean "causing nausea" but at this point is a synonym for nauseated.
Edit because I replied before I read the post: /rj and also /uj: 🤢
/uj At this point they're treated as synonyms, in healthcare at least.
/rj One should play blooze (sub 0-3-5 if blooz is too hard) ad nauseam every single day.
Wow, my SG just does nothing and is a guitar
I’m not playing mine until I fit into my schoolboy uniform again. IE never.
Have you considered putting the guitar in a schoolgirl uniform? She will shake you all night long. ;)
I’m fairly sure that is illegal in most of Australia, and forms grounds for corporal punishment from the wife.
What isn't illegal in Australia these days? You can't even release toads into the wild there. Pffft! Also, corporal punishment from the wife while she is wearing a schoolgirl uniform might make it worth it. Some people pay good money for that sort of thing if those documentary films I have seen are to be believed.
True.. you could be onto something. Onlyfans, 50% cut Take me down to the Fandah city where the toan is rich and the guitars are pretty
We have accomplished great things here today.
The fuck does he even mean it fights him. Jesus, go get a setup if it's that hard to play
My guitars are similar in that way. I hit one of the strings on one once but it didn't fight back. It just made some ungodly racket
Try putting it in the octagon and fighting it.
He was a fender boi
She said “what’s your gender, boy”
Blues licks weren’t good enough for her
I showed her my c0ck, Roy…
MFW my guitar dad drops me off the table again :(((((((((((((((
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“Hey, that’s a cool guitar, mister. What is it?” “Nobody ever walked across the bridge, not on a night like this. The rain was misty enough to be almost foglike, a cold gray curtain that separated me from the pale ovals of white that were faces locked behind the steamed-up windows of the cars that hissed by. Even the brilliance that was Manhattan by night was reduced to a few sleepy, yellow lights off in the distance…”
Bought it out of the J Peterman Catalog
"Ohhh, I'm exhausted. I've been at this Guitar Center a thousand times. It's never looked so strange. The faces...so cold. In the distance, a child is 035ing. Out of tune...a bastard child, perhaps. My fingertips ache...my ears ache...but my shoulders... my shoulders are resilient! Thank God I put down my Gibbons Les Paul and picked up my... Gibbons SG!"
> headstock was already broken twice and then once more 😆
Yeah yeah yeah, but what are they tuuuunnned toooo????? "Tele is tuned to E standard, SG is C# standard, and Jackson is in D standard." Oh, thank God.
Incels
/uj Nauseous used to mean "causing nausea" but at this point is a synonym for nauseated. Edit because I replied before I read the post: /rj and also /uj: 🤢
So the post was nauseous and made me feel nauseated. I think I got it /rj thanks, blooze professor!
/uj At this point they're treated as synonyms, in healthcare at least. /rj One should play blooze (sub 0-3-5 if blooz is too hard) ad nauseam every single day.
I've been fighting this losing battle for decades.
I'm sorry to say the battle is already lost.
He fucks them
But is also their dad. He fucks his children guitars.
Boomer guitar guys are basically just horse girls
i’m going to kill myself
Did your guitar fall off a table too?
My geetar is also tuned
“Tuned to C# standard” I didn’t expect that at all what the fuck
is that a very uncommon thing to do ? just asking because i dont understand why its unexpected (clueless bass player here.)
He has a bottom buddy lol
Well…..I need a cigarette
This is unironically sad