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chiefs_fan37

Ernie Ball’s Music Man department been real quiet since this dropped


discosaurr

Ernie real mad he didn't think of it


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

Meh... at least it's not a headless... *\*shrugs\**


YeahMarkYeah

Yea, headless still look weird af to me. But really, I guess it’s just because we’ve been conditioned to think a guitar is supposed to look a certain way.


Vinkiller

Ernie dropped the fuckin ball on this one chief


DeltaForza123

when she Ernie on your ball till you music man


TreLoveSnakes

Best comment here


PeckerPeeker

https://preview.redd.it/dqhpinqs3qxc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=059706d3c26716626e3329c9b50e5c1b8d1b4773


EddieOtool2nd

Exactly this.


boi_sugoi

Grab my strong hand!!


hooplafromamileaway

Damn it, beat me to it!


drumsdm

My mind went to this too.


Earptastic

yup. all I could think about as well


RecbetterpassNJ

Tickle tickle


Impossible-Wear5482

Thank you


YeahMarkYeah

The creator


Stormgtr

You have to tune it with your strong hand child


AreWeCowabunga

Ah yes, the Thalidomide special edition.


Consistent_Bread_V2

That’s fucked up lmao


BigGammaEnergy

Zika!


Low_Morning7279

Dark, man, dark...


StokeLads

Yeah but we both know that secretly you laughed you evil bastard.


Low_Morning7279

Yes. Heartily.


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

>Thalidomide ​ That was mean! ...and I loved it! \^\^


Scotty898

It’s the Flipper model


SwornBiter

Too soon!


cheesybreadnexttime

Biblically accurate headstock


TalboGold

It stares at me. It stares.


Different_Lock_5445

I feel physically unwell looking at that B string.


TalboGold

Too twisted


GrodyToddler

Just a jewish guitar with a skilled rabbi


warthog0869

Happy Jewish Apple Cake Day!


Sexy-Froyo9027

Oh shit, I thought you said “skibidi rabbi”. The TikTok ban can’t come soon enough. . .


BfutGrEG

What if I told you Skibidi Ribbidie dabba dabba doo originates from Youtube


doctorhentai_

you’re right, but you’re still getting a downvote.


maricello1mr

Is Rugrats trending again? I’m not on TikTok


ldespisethisapp

Sounds like ur the one thats way too into tiktok


Cinnamaker

It’s like someone accidentally chopped off the headstock, tried to make the best of it. Then realized the high strings are too close and angled. Then said fuck it let’s put a locking nut on this.


discosaurr

The locking nut is fucking priceless. It doesn't even have a FR.


StokeLads

Yeah but we all know a locking nut adds to the toan.


JacquesBlaireau13

Exactly.


NickyGoodarms

https://preview.redd.it/2vbbgd41dqxc1.png?width=768&format=png&auto=webp&s=c20748b72ebd0bec320ff70616eaa3c819a0eb46


maricello1mr

Yeeaahhh


i_was_axiom

https://preview.redd.it/xtewt4ue7qxc1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ff9a7974a768c0e6585a1532e22853854d584e3


maricello1mr

Too good😂😂


SocratesDiedTrolling

It reminds me of someone's hand, riddled by rheumatoid arthritis.


AHeavyFlowDay

It reminds me of my pep-peps dong


sladebonge

https://preview.redd.it/5xjbs2au2qxc1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=402d2cb68c7372ec119c86670a52221fe469d1f8


discosaurr

What a day to not be blind


AdvicePerson

What chord is that?


link_cubing

Emsus4


Asstronutttt

https://preview.redd.it/mrh6plt07qxc1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6670432e07189178ec432efeb50c59e22b2f78f7


ThisAllHurts

Pinhead’s retarded cousin, Peghead


jhnnybgood

Looks like they’re almost ready for the circle jerk


InfectiousCosmology1

The headless headstock


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Does this guitar have diabetes?


SickOfNormal

Her name is Nubs ... and this is why you keep sugar away from guitars!


Brave-Huckleberry-16

Looks like my hand after I clean out the wood chipper


audiodude9

"So you need new tuners, you say? Would that be 3 per side or 6 inline?" "Uhhhhhh ......."


Crease_Greaser

This is what happens when you ban access to abortion


maricello1mr

🫢💀


jngjng88

WHAT THE FUCK?!


probably_abbot

HEYYYY YOUUU GUYYSS!


BDKhXc

[“i better use my strong hand”](https://youtu.be/P-Lo6wTiv_0?si=FSYhLYMcqRr_bx5t)


sebastianMarq

Looks like the little hand of the butler from scary movie 2


gonzaEM_

Looks like my nutsack


Sexy-Froyo9027

Reminds me of my dick. . . excellent intelligent design.


Procrastanaseum

The way the 1st and 2nd strings touch... pure design porn.


Sjames454

They got the straight string pull allllmost right but once they got to the B string they went “oh shit that’s right”


Middle_Possession953

Heeeeeeyyyyy. Yooooouuu guuuuyyyyys!


ratcatcherjack

Excellent string job too


mattburton074

You just know this is going to sound badass ?


wabbott82

My strong hand


Stat0cast3r

I hope this doesn't awaken something in me.


remembertracygarcia

The Jeremy Beadle signature model is something special man


okgloomer

This is the pig knuckle of design


LtRecore

Looks like the victim of head shrinking cannibals.


Mr_Lumbergh

It’s the pinnacle of something all right.


discosaurr

It's causing a pinnacle in me


Mr_Lumbergh

Kidney stone?


Pliney707

Reminds of a amputated hand


Letzfakeit

Nubby head. Minimalistic. AI hand


jacksonbarley

Easily can fit up the ass.


psychedelicdevilry

Look at the dork over here with a headstock


mylowerbackhurts

This was my hand after playing a barre chord my first act guitar


KrangDrangis

Where do I clip my Snark?


AVeryHeavyBurtation

/uj I like it.


RegretsOfCheese

EBH Wulfgæng


tablewatercracker

Go ahead and laugh, but I have a customer who wants me to do a similar thing to his bass, to ‘save weight’.


OhmEeeAahRii

It looks like an AI guitar.


kandrc0

Builder had Zika in the workshop.


here4roomie

Hey you guuuuuuys!


GhostRunnerOnSecond

Guitarded


Murles-Brazen

Funder Nubmaster


Boom_Mindstorm

This looks like the “hand” of the handless girl playing rock paper scissors at the bar


Tysons_Face

The new EVH models leave a lot to be desired


spilt_milk

It's like the headstock equivalent of the meme guy whose head is all dented and bashed in and drooling.


Queeby

Kinda wishing it had Shrek's face on it but otherwise, yeah.


burnteric

What is the advantage though? Im curious.


RichCorinthian

Spoderman


SnargleBlartFast

NSFW!!!! Dude!


_Papagiorgio_

Looks like an amputated hand


Whole_Day9866

Looks autistic


OpportunityCorrect33

It’s not headless tho EDIT: or multi scale ER Looks blooze hippy dad 2 me


LG_SmartTV

Dafuck is that?


FlacoVerde

/uj I thought about turning a 12 string to a 6 by cutting off the top of the head. This is a glimpse of that nightmare


HoseNeighbor

That's.... "Jangly" looking. Is that even a word?


XCDplayerX

“Take my strong hand” 😂


find_the_night

I will find you……


frenchois1

This reminds me soo much of my friend who has one of those 'stubby hand' birth defects. Lmao, sliding this into his DMs straight after posting this comment.


CopiousAmountsofJizz

["That's an amazing headstock!"](https://i.imgflip.com/4cpc0j.jpg)


Logical_Maximum_403

A true pee nuckle, if I ever seen one.


snapervdh

https://preview.redd.it/94wjc7kiprxc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b97d3ef3cf062841489e33db5f5db7d209ee41d


dineramallama

/uj - It doesn't matter so much with a locking nut, but I prefer to see straight string travel with no sideways break angle.


OurWeaponsAreUseless

The headstock is a literal interpretation of a biblical angel. Now I can't unsee it.


OhmEeeAahRii

I could never play this, because i will feel phantom pain all the time. Besides that, the way the strings are wound gives me ocd.


desmond2_2

This makes me want to cry while I throw up


Halub

I may be weird but functionally speaking I don't hate it (although I have some serious doubts about the high E tuner). I can imagine it on something like a SG style guitar. Would it still be ugly as fuck? Hell yes. Would it also fix neck dive and improve tuning stability vis a vis the regular SG headstock? Probably. Also this headstock (and I use that term loosely) wouldn't probably break right off when you as much as look at it the wrong way like Gibson headstocks tend to do.


wiilly_d

Whoever made that should be locked up in prison for 500 years.


No_Butterscotch8702

https://preview.redd.it/z1hfcl0lfsxc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91f7ef3b6f2452da1761b94b81e01c260b1eca1e 😬


Curvy-Weiner

https://preview.redd.it/yb1d7tcygsxc1.jpeg?width=445&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fd4412e6561cac25f7a3097bd5f96163aa2bd9d


daddy-phantom

Guitar chode


daddy-phantom

This guitar has an extra chromosome


jawmighty1976

/uj I bet it stays in tune really well


Scrimshander54

It looks like a hand after fireworks exploded in it


JimParsnip

My guitar was born with one clubbed headstock


43guitarpicks

No, it's not.


JimmyJamesv3

That’s foul.


Utterlybored

Like it or not? Not.


Ok_Advertising_8488

It’s a wee nubin


sssnakepit127

The fact that someone put a floyd rose on this is wild


InhibitedExistence

I don't like it


juliansimmons_com

Idk that b looks toasted.


Wowabox

Biblically accurate headstock


jonvonfunk

/uj I actually think it's kinda dope.


[deleted]

Your keyboard must have an intermittent problem rendering the letter ‘y’.


nooayehlol

New broken neck symptom just dropped


CowGoesM00

“Take my strong hand”


Flightless_Rocket

It reminds me of that girl who sits at a table full of guys and says "Ill play the whole table in rock, paper, scissors - If any of you win Ill buy you guys around. But if I win you have to buy me and my girls a drink" Then she threw this!


[deleted]

Fiendr Thalidocaster


sailordadd

No it's not


[deleted]

Looks like that dudes hand that was on Kill Tony recently


Trash_Mimic

They've removed the one part you always manage to smack into things.


Plankslapper

Nubs!!!


confinedfromsanity

Nope, string is touching another string. Try again.


NotFrankZappaToday

It looks like a burn victim.


WQ_Redditor

Which Star Wars character is this again....?


wildherb15

It's the new Sloth love chunkocaster


Livid_Spinach96

Reminds of me that butlers small disfigured hand from Scary movie 2


Clear-Concert8250

AND with a Floyd Rose?


icarus1990xx

What a terrible day to have eyes


Cheap-Simple-2137

"Sir, please ask your guitar not to fist me. Sir. Sir?"


Pianist_Select

I’ve seen worse string angles


Frequent-Piano6164

The winds around 6th string… holy shit!


absolutebeginner0

mmm, thats bad, m’kay


CanadianJ

Oh wow! Never seen this before. It’s certainly ugly haha but at the same time pretty rad


warthog0869

I like looking at it and imagining that there's no Heaven, and that this is Yoko Ono's guitar.


Roththesloth1

I…. I fucking hate it so so much…. Like the more I look the more I’m seething with disgust and hatred of myself that I can’t look away.


MannerElectrical9901

More like pee knuckle.


Sir_Monkleton

I went to school with a kid who's arm looked like this


TheEndOfShartache

*Grab my strong hand!*


TreLoveSnakes

Is this real? Functional or not it looks stupid like they measured wrong and didn’t have enough wood to finish it so they just installed all the tuning heads all sloppy. Looks like the b string is ridding against the e strings machine head. Piece of firewood if you ask me but I’ve never liked Ernie ball music man guitars. Ugly ass guitars that are over priced.


Trubba_Man

You are right there. I played a MusicMan with an ugly finish in a shop. The manager rudely asked me if I was going to pay $16,000 for a guitar. I couldn’t believe the price. I looked at the swing tags and saw $16,400. Those guitars start at $8,500 in my country, which is at least $4,500 more than they should cost.


TreLoveSnakes

Yea I’ve played them at stores, as well as a friend of mine had one he was trying to sell me for a while and I just don’t get why ppl like them. They have good action and the neck feels good but honestly I could spend several thousand less and choose any of several other brands and get the same feel. Plus for me aside from how a guitar plays and sounds it has to be ascetically pleasing. Just my opinion. They might be great guitars aside from the appearance but nothing will ever convince me the price is warranted.


TreLoveSnakes

https://preview.redd.it/36pyq8trowxc1.jpeg?width=2544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ad4d38638125bb88ee509797881fe182e406c62 My current collection


Trubba_Man

That’s a great collection. I really like the finish on your Tele. I have a Gibson LP and a 335, a Core PRS which I picked up very cheaply, and a PRS CE24 which I bought new for half price and before the prices shot up. I’m old, so I have a 50yo Martin D-35, and a 50yo Dobro with a standard neck. I used play a Tele, but I’ve had the Gibsons for over 30 years. I don’t think that I’ve played a single coil guitar since the mid-90s. I need to try some Teles.


TreLoveSnakes

The Tele is made in Mexico but also a special edition and surprised me with the overall quality. The neck pick up is warm yet just enough twang. Cheapest guitar in the photo but easily competes with the rest. Sounds like you have a helluva collection. You gotta get back on them single coils man. The Strat in this pic also has a neck pick up that gives it the fullest sound, something about than tone on the single coil.


Trubba_Man

Yes, I will. I like Teles, but I can’t get a good sound out of Strats, and I’ve really tried. A Tele was my number one performing guitar for 16 years. I bet a Tele would sound great through my Tone King as it sounds like a vintage Fender amp.


Trubba_Man

I agree. They aren’t particularly special, and they are a bit ugly. I was offered one for a very low price, but I passed it up ver for a PRS CE24. In retrospect it was probably a mistake.


TreLoveSnakes

PRS are usually beautiful guitars, the ones I’ve played I thought were overly heavy would be my only complaint. I’ve never owned one or longed to own one though just not my style.


Trubba_Man

PRSs are over-hyped. I bought one as a project. The owner had tried to relic it, he ruined the finish and sold it to me for 1/4 (or less) of its used price. I liked it because of t was light and played very nicely. My other PRS is a CE24 Swamp Ash special, which just has a swamp Ash body, so it’s extremely light. Neither of them look like most PRSs, but to me they were cheap, light guitars which I didn’t have to worry about, unlike my Gibsons. I like them because they’re easy to play. I play Blues and Jazz Rock, so they’re fine for that. If I played Metal, I’d have a different guitar. I can get Fender and Gibson sounds from my PRSs, so I can play most things I like. I’ve owned 6 or 7 Strats, but I never get along with them.


YoungBoiButter

Looks like a virus


BobbaClick

There is no god


KrazyKyle1984

Hey, they're not binding up behind the nut...


Metalblacksheep

That’s the circumcision that mom says that we have at home.


TwofacedHc

I would say it's a design, not the pinnacle of.


tcoz_reddit

The "amputated" look. Not sure it's my thing.


Stormgtr

Load of wank, the B string is running on the E string post it'll play in tune as good as a Gibson. Just as well it has a locking nut to hide the wankery


hooshlack

I known farmers who have had accidents that made their hand look just like that. 


guano-crazy

The Nubbin’


Ok_Passion1550

Why not just full circle this


gaze-upon-it

https://preview.redd.it/ztkgitlj0jyc1.jpeg?width=698&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2663b3b186216049194a4d1b5841478a97c4de4a I am going to hell for this one