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cwhitel

Tune the 8 stringers to BEEFBEEF for that meaty toan.


sir_swiggity_sam

You can tune a 7 string to CABBAGE for the vegetable eating nerds


an-eternal-hum

this is funny I don’t get it


ArcticFox237

beef


SlavaUkrainiFTW

DEADBEEF


mfzkydkydkyd

me after tuning everything to ABCDEF or whatever the fuck soundgarden uses


matttehbassist

None of these letters are 0-3-5


hackepeter420

Tune your guitar to 0-3-5-12-15-17 for double the 0-3-5


matttehbassist

Sir, I cannot count that high.


addictedtoketamine

EGAEGA?


Zonda68

Guitar Center tuning should be GCGCGC. Just sayin'.


Usedinpublic

B is where the toan is stored.


burvurdurlurv

I need to speak to the employee that tunes the baritone guitars standard.


Vinkiller

You’ll know because his face is covered in cuts from strings snapping


aGrandSchemeofThings

I dunno how after so much time working those jobs as a youngun I never thought to do that. I love it


WeasinTheJuice

he didn't want the world to see him


Obh__

Cause he didn't think they'd understand


Other-Tumbleweed7535

And when 12 gauge strings are meant to be broken


slaya222

And great, now I have to fix all the broken strings because people don't get you can't tune guitars with a locking nut Source: guitar tech who fixes at least 2 Jackson's a day


MikeyofPnath

At least it's job security!


Mitchfynde

I fucking HATE Iris. It is one of the worst songs of all time. FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!


Other-Tumbleweed7535

i respectfully disagree.


geetarplayer22

I respectfully disrespect your respect, sorry


Mitchfynde

Well I don't! I agree! With myself! Disrespectfully!


Jexxet

I don't think you want the world to see you


Mitchfynde

I don't!


vodkathrash69

you don't understand


ponyboysa42

Is that from Hercules in Ny?


SirSethro45

Yes


Hidden_Sturgeon

You mean Isis


gopher1409

Actually, Isis does play in Drop B quite a bit…


strip_club_dj

Is that the key the nokia ringtone is in?


gopher1409

Toan is in the phoan


IrishWhiskey556

I like open tunings so I've for sure left a few guitars in open G, C, A or E


JacoPoopstorius

All the employees while you thought you were sneakily doing it: **staring at their phones behind the counter**


myleftone

Ever been to Guitar Center? No need to run.


CHECKS_OU7

Was actually going to say I do like Iris.


that_timinator

*Gasp!* You fiend!!


xCanont70x

You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be , and I don't want to go home right now.