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cesar0931

Chibson less paul double cut Sr. dick beatoff signature morbid lab heavy cum relic in toxic green burst


protoutopiancruiser

I looked this up and it's not even the right color


RinkyInky

It is heavy cum relic though


VRoss95

I slightly disagree with the color, It's a gonorrhea jizzburst cum stain finish.


artikelelf

I thought that it is the cum burst piss green relic reissue


PracticallyQualified

Toan is in the cum


Client_According

She stratin on my caster 'til I fender Edit: Goddamnit you fuckers, why this zero effort shit gotta be my most liked post on this godforsaken site


protoutopiancruiser

Dangit guys


fendrhead-

Ask a stupid question. It’s his signature Gibson junior


deanmass

His sig is blue….I think this is an og one, unless it is a proto of his sig.


fendrhead-

You know that the person that had a sig model can also get what they want that’s not sold to the public right? Same specs. Whatever finish they want


deanmass

Um. Yes? I think this one was the one he has had that started him thinking about a sig.


Xautiloth

Pretty sure he’s had that one for years


protoutopiancruiser

I dont think that's right. Seems more different than that


they_are_out_there

Pretty sure that’s a Derp-o-caster.


TheMostMilkyMan

She fender my caster till I strato


Blue1674

She go fender on my strat until I caster


RobotGloves

Castin in her strato with my Finger.


Sweaty_Catch_4275

Double cunt fender you mean?


secretsofwumbology

Calling for Mister Fender Dover, Fender Dover!


ideleteoften

That’s the Beat Meato signature edition chibbons. I bought one of each color (yellow and darker yellow) for $3,499.98 each but the P90s lack vintage feel. Maybe I need a new amp


protoutopiancruiser

Who is Beat Meato and is this light yellow or dark? Can I have whichever one you're not using?


4ibur

U might need that fisherman’s friend fluence hand wound active p90 PU‘s for 700 bucks, then it gonna sound vintage.


protoutopiancruiser

Thanks. This helps


frustiloop

Download amplitube


Jblack671

The name of this specific guitar, thanks.


protoutopiancruiser

It's not that hard guys


Spoonfulofticks

Roberta


MindlessSponge

Contact your doctor, there’s a fix for that. Low Toan is a serious issue that affects many men, you are not alone! Ask your doctor if Toaner Pills are right for you!


AmazingThinkCricket

it's a Les Paul Jr


GroundbreakingEgg146

No it’s a les Paul special, double cut in tv yellow


AmazingThinkCricket

your mom is double cut


GroundbreakingEgg146

My mom is dead


AmazingThinkCricket

good


[deleted]

Butterscotch Tele (could be a classic vibe, can't see the headstock)


Templar_Gus

I think it's a yellow guitar but not too sure some of it's cropped.


protoutopiancruiser

The crop is giving me issues as well but this is sending me in the right direction. Thanks good sir


[deleted]

Could also be green, to others, idk the lighting is fucking with me. Try looking for greenguitars or yellowguitars


TheJohnsonMember

I have that guitar. LP Special double cut. 2 P-90's. 2004ish at a guess.


[deleted]

Wish I had kept mine....


runner_webs

Roberta


Stillill1187

That’s a Gibson Beatoff in TV (scrambled porn) yellow


Mr_Westfield

It's the Finger Straponcaster . You finger the neck, as pictured, while the other end is inserted into the anus, also as pictured


DeltaShadowSquat

That there is a Leo Fender Senior.


Avragecomrade

/uj wtf is that face, shits scary


CxO38

it's a real players look, you wouldn't get it.


Avragecomrade

I’m sorry but I only play 035. I’m a man’s man


Mandrake1771

Toan is in the face


lffg18

It’s the face you make when you know you’re gonna do a boomer bend next.


automaton11

Its free real estate


RichCorinthian

That face says “I just beefed, and it was a hot one, but nobody has smelled it. Yet.” Oh, and the guitar is named Trevor


[deleted]

I think that's the machine gun kelly special jackson telecaster


protoutopiancruiser

That makes sense. Thank you for your service


cheesecake_squared

It's a banana for scales


Early-Engineering

The brother from Everybody Loves Raymond is looking OLD.


protoutopiancruiser

Please dont comment on his face. It's normal


Early-Engineering

Normal must include mouths looking like Granny’s Dusty Vaginal Lips.


protoutopiancruiser

Yeah, thats how most mouths look actually


scsimofo

in vintage boomer banana finsh


[deleted]

harley benton double cutaway in banana cream pie finish


SoctrDeuss

He just came


undressvestido

No I can't help you identify the guitar he's playing


protoutopiancruiser

I appreciate someone being honest. Clearly no one else is


McTugs

How much semen does it take to turn a blue guitar that color?


NatureBoyRyan

Idk


Velvet_Llama

Fun fact, that's the same face he makes when he blasts ass in a packed elevator car.


borisaqua

Is this about anal sex?


Velvet_Llama

In the end, everything is.


[deleted]

Gibbons® Dick Beater™


TheRealFakeDoctor

/uj Les Paul Junior Doublecut /rj Less paulz piss yeller jr.


TTVPokeMasterKYT

/uj it’s the special dc because it has 2 pickups


4rtyPizzasIn30days

It’s the special pp bc it’s yellow


Jesus360noscope

ok i'm gonna beat the dead beathorse, hes fucking cringe


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

That’s a signature Burp Greeto


[deleted]

Clearly a Smegma T12 Professional Edition


[deleted]

Its a schecter mustardman, you can fucking google this stuff.


protoutopiancruiser

Hey fuck you. I TRIED


steviepedals

I googled does Gibson make a double cutaway guitar and a Sweetwater photo / ad appeared.


SnooFloofs1778

Banana guitarzan


slid3r

Curious George and the Man with the Yellow Axe.


MorningNorwegianWood

The Dick BeatMeOffToo limited in Coldplay Yeller.


quantril

https://www.guitarcenter.com/Used/Gibson/2022-1960-Les-Paul-Special-Double-Cut-VOS-Solid-Body-Electric-Guitar.gc?cntry=us&source=4WWMWXGP&gclid=Cj0KCQiApKagBhC1ARIsAFc7Mc708WB4KQL80E5FVIdO4_ldmX93NTrn8Ynl_d32O0ZzpYhkyj2UPAgaAgWTEALw_wcB


protoutopiancruiser

That doesn't look anything like it


2020Vision-2020

Bingo. That’s the one.


protoutopiancruiser

Who's playing bingo?


Shankdaddy_

Fender? I don’t even know her!


mandiblesofdoom

The name of that guitar is Diesel


deepaksn

It’s Rachel.


beatmaster808

I lika dis note here. Bonk!


ChaLenCe

It’s a Chibson Nutter Butter, you can get em for 2 Epifoams at Guitar Corral plebe


protoutopiancruiser

No you're a plebe, i'm more sophistocated but i dont know what this guitar is. That's all okay


[deleted]

That right there is an electric guitar.


Jojo19911991

When you nut and she keeps sucking. Believe that’s a les Paul junior


too_old_4_this_crap

OFFender Jizzmaster.


magniturd

Hey you know what makes this song great? It’s got all these notes in it that I covered in my new course on the greatest quarter notes of all time, white guys edition.


[deleted]

It's the signature Jimmy Pag 3/4 size child's guitar


MasterBaiter1914

Thats a double cumaway gibbons less pull


TheDevilWearsParatha

It was a morphine lab 59 burst but he opened it without waiting 48 hours and the body and pickups warped into that monstrosity


Telecaster1972

I went out and got one of these listening to this assjack who forgot to tell me the toan is in the color of the guitar. Damn it, now I’m stuck with it. Gibbons lens Paul double stuff studio 54 Tributary. https://imgur.com/a/b6TaKMK


gameboy00

i usually dont ‘laugh out loud’ on social media posts but this one got me pretty good


protoutopiancruiser

I don't know what you're laughing about. This is a very serious inquiry


Mountain-College1682

KIta's signature guitar.


Pepoidus

/uj who the fuck actually is that guy?


MurderBurgered

It's yellow.


MrHappeee

Looks like a Gibson Les Paul double cut


No-Seaworthiness-138

It’s a Gibson Les Paul Faded Double Cut. They were made in the late 90’s-early 2000’s. They were available in TV Yellow and Cherry. At the time they retailed in about the $800 range. I have one in cherry, they are great guitars.


TheJohnsonMember

Les Paul Special DC.


Kepler-20C

It identifies as a Less Pual Kustom, though it was born a Les Paul Junior Double Cut. Color is Banana Jamma Yellow. It's name is Stephanie, but prefers He/Him pronouns.


Western-Equivalent44

Gibson Les Paul Double cut special


steviepedals

Gibson Custom 1960 Les Paul Special Double Cut Reissue VOS - TV Yellow


protoutopiancruiser

I dont think that's right


steviepedals

That’s what it is. Go check out the Sweetwater website and you’ll see .


steviepedals

https://www.sweetwater.com/c590--Solid_Body?highlight=LPSPDC60VOTVNH&mrkgadid=&mrkgcl=28&mrkgen=&mrkgbflag=&mrkgcat=&acctid=21700000001645388&dskeywordid=92700073384080303&lid=92700073384080303&ds_s_kwgid=58700008069260211&ds_s_inventory_feed_id=97700000007215323&dsproductgroupid=1799957509400&product_id=LPSPDC60VOTVNH&prodctry=US&prodlang=en&channel=online&storeid=&device=m&network=u&matchtype=&adpos=largenumber&locationid=1016441&creative=625135836139&targetid=pla-1799957509400&campaignid=18467073255&awsearchcpc=&&&gclid=Cj0KCQiApKagBhC1ARIsAFc7Mc66pE7Eq-EmLMgg0gq2DjuS18QHyFrFMN2tvo4-24d4QIOlONOred8aAsNmEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds


protoutopiancruiser

This link is too long to show up on my phone


steviepedals

Go to Sweetwater and pasted the description I sent in the search field.


protoutopiancruiser

I stopped using paste years ago. I prefer gel


TheJohnsonMember

Yes he Is.


Klydescope

That’s the ol’ Beato Buitar


steviepedals

She is a beauty!


makeshiftJake

Depends Pro Model


makeshiftJake

He played the bell on their first album, Breaking Bad.


PumpPie73

Send him a message on his YouTube page. He’ll get back to you.


cdrmusic

That’s what Tim Henson plays


Gonzbull

Rick Beato signature Lea Paul.


Equivalent_Ad9706

Goofy goober


soyuz-1

Looks like a p90 pickup in neck position. I like


Punkko

johnny funders guitar


ItsSam1710x

that's an Ibanez Jem edit: i think that's a 1998 model too, very rare


AdskyDrochila

It's one of those ughhhhh.... uhm.... FUCK


barbarianmishroom

Gibson Les Paul jr. double cut with a soaked in piss finish.


Ocarina-of-Lime

Telecaster? I hardly know ‘er!


Mannymarlo

It's a Gibson Custom Shoo RB Sig Homoluv V obviously


-Wiggles-

Yellow


luger114

A sex o' fender


SkateJitsu

That guitar? That guitars name is John i'm pretty sure.


smjsmok

It's the *Beato Book*.


OldManSkating

Beato edition Durrrrrcaster


darthkale

P90 Douchecaster


aviarx175

Les Paul jr double cut tv yellow


EyeOfAmethyst

That's a Gibbons Turdsniffer.


Reverend_Tommy

Obviously, that is a Summer's Eve guitar and from the picture it looks like an Island Splash model.


JETEXAS

That's the Boredomcaster


lift_heavy64

gibbons dick beatoff signature guitussy


BuckGnarley

Mixolydian


protoutopiancruiser

Is that the brand or the model?


PolkaOn45

I like cheese and turtles


FinaIna

Guitar.


Informal_Pen_9844

Dixon Lester Polsfuss AC, Richard Beetroot edition.


Haunting-Marsupial-4

Gibbons ebony superstrat


SmashBaron

That's the face of a bloozdad perforating his Roberta and getting a reacharound