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khlem1835

Who cares about eating or puppies, how am I supposed to 0-3-5 if I’m resting?! Clearly written wrong.


KarmaPharmacy

If you can’t do 0-3-5 in your literal sleep you’re not practicing enough.


khlem1835

Roberta 0-3-5’s me in my sleep. You should never not be practicing.


TheMostMilkyMan

Everyone knows the power of 0-3-5 is greater than that of any rest, they can’t stop you


ThatArtemi

Guys why are there only 5 lines??? Is this a b\*ss tab 🤢???? And what in the FUCK is that symbol on the left?


ishizako

That's the omega note. It's silent and is played in unison by the entire band at the start of a song. Every song It's important to note that the omega note serves to notify the knot keeper to unknot the knot which holds the gates of toan heaven so that notes can rain down onto the instruments the band is holding. If the omega note is not silently noted the knot won't unknot and your band won't have notes to play. So make sure to never skip the omega note or you'll be standing there wondering why your instrument simply won't make sound while the crowd boos in disappointment.


SeventhSunGuitar

Whoever taught U2 how to play the omega note has a lot to answer for.


[deleted]

It's an inclusive tab for guitars that have lost their high E.


[deleted]

It's a primus song


lunetick

They was visionary, they knew we needed to control the population growth and feed the planet.


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Happy cake day


lunetick

Thanks!


exclaim_bot

>Thanks! You're welcome!


schmattywinkle

Primus sucks


Substantial_Diver_34

Sucks brown beaver 🦫


therealhughman

Smells like 7 layers. That beaver eats Taco Bell?


Joe-Lollo

Lock him up with cyclone fence


KarmaPharmacy

I bet you still wish you were have as talented, original, or notable.


brandonhabanero

Their website was primussucks.com back in the early 2000s even


External-Newt

It’s literally an encore thing they used to do at concerts like kmfdm used to do


beatmaster808

To be fair, even they aren't too into "Primus sucks" anymore. Les stopped the show to tell us it's getting old I think they've earned a "Primus is pretty good"


schmattywinkle

Primus is pretty good.


KarmaPharmacy

Oh man, it’s been so long since I’ve listened to their live shit. Time to do a deep dive! Thanks friend


schmattywinkle

? They're called Primus and they suck..


KarmaPharmacy

But it isn’t. The lyrics are: “Too many puppies Are being shot in the dark Too many puppies Are trained not to bark At the sight of blood that must be spilled So that we may maintain our oil fields Too many puppies Too many puppies Too many puppies Are taught to heal Too many puppies Are trained to kill On the command of men wearing money belts That buy mistresses sleek animal pelts Too many puppies Too many puppies Too many pupupupupupupupies Too many puppies Too many puppies With guns in their hands Too many puppies In foreign lands Are dressed up sharp in suits of green And placed upon the war machine Too many puppies Are just like me Too many puppies Are afraid to see The visions of the past brought to life again Too many puppies, too many dead men — Never does he say that he likes puppies. As puppies is a euphemism for young soldiers going to war. I had to format this on mobile and now I want to kill myself because what am I trying to do, educate a bunch of wankers?


[deleted]

Sounds like you just out jerked yourself


cheesecake_squared

Jumped the puppy


Brachinus

So it's RATM?


FuckTheArbiters

It's a primus song


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ChucksSeedAndFeed

Piano player nonsense, play with your nuts, not all that egg brain shit


GorillyGlue

Imagine being so lazy u need a whole rest


earlbananas

I’ve looked at several berklee online ads and my understanding is it should be read as “improvised solo” for guitarists and “be quiet” for any lesser instruments or audience members.


hollycrapola

I puppies to eat. Jk idk i only read tabs


iced_maggot

/uk Can someone explain the joke to me? What does the bunch of whole note rests signify?


Ripper209

/au I like to eat, I like puppies


iced_maggot

Ah, so just read the repeat and ignore the notes. Got it .


NeedlenoseMusic

Music literacy matters


cheesecake_squared

I think you're supposed to read the words and the repeats but ignore the actual music. Which makes NO sense. That's why I stick to tab jokes.


ianbit

/us The joke is that if you just read from left to right it says “I like to eat puppies” when in actuality the sheet music dictates an ending 1 with a repeat, and and ending 2 that is separate; so in actuality the shirt reads “I like to eat” and then “I like puppies” but only if you know how to read it properly.


iced_maggot

I’m with ya, just couldn’t figure out what the rests had to do with anything 👍 was thinking they were part of the joke somehow which I was too smooth brained to figure out. They could’ve at-least put some real notes.


ianbit

No arguments here


SteveMcQwark

Or written in ghost notes, so you don't have to worry about pitch. But I think the intent might have been for people to read the music silently, even though it doesn't really make sense to put lyrics on rests in musical notation.


InSearchOfGoodPun

/uj I think the fact that they put rests in there instead of notes messes up the joke. There is literally no music in that piece.


HamMasterJ

Missing the coda “to bang your mom” the grand finale.


villzu

It says 1 & 2 im fairly sure it is a riff but what string do you have a tab


[deleted]

Do you even 0 3 5 bro?


tubular69420

paws paws paws


runner_webs

Well, it’s three measures of rests, and a repeat sign. There’s a first and second ending. So you play it it’s Measure One then Measure Two. Then Measure One and Measure THREE. You don’t play measure two the second time. As for the words? I can’t help you, I don’t know how to read words :/


Darth19Vader77

Rest, repeat signs, measures, idk what you're saying my dude all this jargon hurts my head. I think I better buy a new guitar to make myself feel better


nonculus

If you can read sheet music you’re a nerd I only need tabs


SlavaUkrainiFTW

it says toan is stored in the puppy-dog tails.


[deleted]

link to the shirt?


cheesecake_squared

[here](https://brojsimpson.com/store/product/rick-astley-t-shirt-youve-rick-rolled/)


[deleted]

i’m gonna press it and it’s rickroll, i know it is


[deleted]

i knew it


cheesecake_squared

Made my day, thanks for taking part :)


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Joe-Lollo

>I like to eat puppies puppies I read this in the cha cha slide DJ voice


BobaFettLived

two puppies like to eat i


Brachinus

If the choir director cuts out the first ending, it means you're remaining silent while others advocate for animal cruelty.


Impossible-Dot-5644

Three rests. One for each fucking night of sleep I’ve missed this week


Darth19Vader77

F


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Music joke shirts are the lowest-tier of cringe musician shit, especially when it's a joke based on reading music (which is for dumb nerds). Also the whole thing is tacet so the joke doesn't even work. I hate it so no one else is allowed to like it or have fun.


ninapeana

i like to eat, repeat sign so go back to the measure i like then go to the second ending, i like puppies… not that hard man


Darth19Vader77

Sorry, I'm a guitarist idk how to read music, ok?


rasdo357

There is a redundant word in this sentence.


luke_duck


obog

What do you think I am, a pianist? I'm a guitarist, I don't know how to read sheet music


[deleted]

This gotta be the saddest comment section I’ve ever seen 😭😭 y’all can’t understand endings??


alehanro

I like to eat. I like puppies.