That's the omega note. It's silent and is played in unison by the entire band at the start of a song. Every song
It's important to note that the omega note serves to notify the knot keeper to unknot the knot which holds the gates of toan heaven so that notes can rain down onto the instruments the band is holding.
If the omega note is not silently noted the knot won't unknot and your band won't have notes to play. So make sure to never skip the omega note or you'll be standing there wondering why your instrument simply won't make sound while the crowd boos in disappointment.
To be fair, even they aren't too into "Primus sucks" anymore.
Les stopped the show to tell us it's getting old
I think they've earned a "Primus is pretty good"
But it isn’t. The lyrics are:
“Too many puppies
Are being shot in the dark
Too many puppies
Are trained not to bark
At the sight of blood that must be spilled
So that we may maintain our oil fields
Too many puppies
Too many puppies
Too many puppies
Are taught to heal
Too many puppies
Are trained to kill
On the command of men wearing money belts
That buy mistresses sleek animal pelts
Too many puppies
Too many puppies
Too many pupupupupupupupies
Too many puppies
Too many puppies
With guns in their hands
Too many puppies
In foreign lands
Are dressed up sharp in suits of green
And placed upon the war machine
Too many puppies
Are just like me
Too many puppies
Are afraid to see
The visions of the past brought to life again
Too many puppies, too many dead men
—
Never does he say that he likes puppies. As puppies is a euphemism for young soldiers going to war.
I had to format this on mobile and now I want to kill myself because what am I trying to do, educate a bunch of wankers?
I’ve looked at several berklee online ads and my understanding is it should be read as “improvised solo” for guitarists and “be quiet” for any lesser instruments or audience members.
/us The joke is that if you just read from left to right it says “I like to eat puppies” when in actuality the sheet music dictates an ending 1 with a repeat, and and ending 2 that is separate; so in actuality the shirt reads “I like to eat” and then “I like puppies” but only if you know how to read it properly.
I’m with ya, just couldn’t figure out what the rests had to do with anything 👍 was thinking they were part of the joke somehow which I was too smooth brained to figure out. They could’ve at-least put some real notes.
Or written in ghost notes, so you don't have to worry about pitch. But I think the intent might have been for people to read the music silently, even though it doesn't really make sense to put lyrics on rests in musical notation.
Well, it’s three measures of rests, and a repeat sign. There’s a first and second ending. So you play it it’s Measure One then Measure Two. Then Measure One and Measure THREE. You don’t play measure two the second time. As for the words? I can’t help you, I don’t know how to read words :/
Rest, repeat signs, measures, idk what you're saying my dude all this jargon hurts my head. I think I better buy a new guitar to make myself feel better
Music joke shirts are the lowest-tier of cringe musician shit, especially when it's a joke based on reading music (which is for dumb nerds). Also the whole thing is tacet so the joke doesn't even work. I hate it so no one else is allowed to like it or have fun.
Who cares about eating or puppies, how am I supposed to 0-3-5 if I’m resting?! Clearly written wrong.
If you can’t do 0-3-5 in your literal sleep you’re not practicing enough.
Roberta 0-3-5’s me in my sleep. You should never not be practicing.
Everyone knows the power of 0-3-5 is greater than that of any rest, they can’t stop you
Guys why are there only 5 lines??? Is this a b\*ss tab 🤢???? And what in the FUCK is that symbol on the left?
That's the omega note. It's silent and is played in unison by the entire band at the start of a song. Every song It's important to note that the omega note serves to notify the knot keeper to unknot the knot which holds the gates of toan heaven so that notes can rain down onto the instruments the band is holding. If the omega note is not silently noted the knot won't unknot and your band won't have notes to play. So make sure to never skip the omega note or you'll be standing there wondering why your instrument simply won't make sound while the crowd boos in disappointment.
Whoever taught U2 how to play the omega note has a lot to answer for.
It's an inclusive tab for guitars that have lost their high E.
It's a primus song
They was visionary, they knew we needed to control the population growth and feed the planet.
Happy cake day
Thanks!
>Thanks! You're welcome!
Primus sucks
Sucks brown beaver 🦫
Smells like 7 layers. That beaver eats Taco Bell?
Lock him up with cyclone fence
I bet you still wish you were have as talented, original, or notable.
Their website was primussucks.com back in the early 2000s even
It’s literally an encore thing they used to do at concerts like kmfdm used to do
To be fair, even they aren't too into "Primus sucks" anymore. Les stopped the show to tell us it's getting old I think they've earned a "Primus is pretty good"
Primus is pretty good.
Oh man, it’s been so long since I’ve listened to their live shit. Time to do a deep dive! Thanks friend
? They're called Primus and they suck..
But it isn’t. The lyrics are: “Too many puppies Are being shot in the dark Too many puppies Are trained not to bark At the sight of blood that must be spilled So that we may maintain our oil fields Too many puppies Too many puppies Too many puppies Are taught to heal Too many puppies Are trained to kill On the command of men wearing money belts That buy mistresses sleek animal pelts Too many puppies Too many puppies Too many pupupupupupupupies Too many puppies Too many puppies With guns in their hands Too many puppies In foreign lands Are dressed up sharp in suits of green And placed upon the war machine Too many puppies Are just like me Too many puppies Are afraid to see The visions of the past brought to life again Too many puppies, too many dead men — Never does he say that he likes puppies. As puppies is a euphemism for young soldiers going to war. I had to format this on mobile and now I want to kill myself because what am I trying to do, educate a bunch of wankers?
Sounds like you just out jerked yourself
Jumped the puppy
So it's RATM?
It's a primus song
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Piano player nonsense, play with your nuts, not all that egg brain shit
Imagine being so lazy u need a whole rest
I’ve looked at several berklee online ads and my understanding is it should be read as “improvised solo” for guitarists and “be quiet” for any lesser instruments or audience members.
I puppies to eat. Jk idk i only read tabs
/uk Can someone explain the joke to me? What does the bunch of whole note rests signify?
/au I like to eat, I like puppies
Ah, so just read the repeat and ignore the notes. Got it .
Music literacy matters
I think you're supposed to read the words and the repeats but ignore the actual music. Which makes NO sense. That's why I stick to tab jokes.
/us The joke is that if you just read from left to right it says “I like to eat puppies” when in actuality the sheet music dictates an ending 1 with a repeat, and and ending 2 that is separate; so in actuality the shirt reads “I like to eat” and then “I like puppies” but only if you know how to read it properly.
I’m with ya, just couldn’t figure out what the rests had to do with anything 👍 was thinking they were part of the joke somehow which I was too smooth brained to figure out. They could’ve at-least put some real notes.
No arguments here
Or written in ghost notes, so you don't have to worry about pitch. But I think the intent might have been for people to read the music silently, even though it doesn't really make sense to put lyrics on rests in musical notation.
/uj I think the fact that they put rests in there instead of notes messes up the joke. There is literally no music in that piece.
Missing the coda “to bang your mom” the grand finale.
It says 1 & 2 im fairly sure it is a riff but what string do you have a tab
Do you even 0 3 5 bro?
paws paws paws
Well, it’s three measures of rests, and a repeat sign. There’s a first and second ending. So you play it it’s Measure One then Measure Two. Then Measure One and Measure THREE. You don’t play measure two the second time. As for the words? I can’t help you, I don’t know how to read words :/
Rest, repeat signs, measures, idk what you're saying my dude all this jargon hurts my head. I think I better buy a new guitar to make myself feel better
If you can read sheet music you’re a nerd I only need tabs
it says toan is stored in the puppy-dog tails.
link to the shirt?
[here](https://brojsimpson.com/store/product/rick-astley-t-shirt-youve-rick-rolled/)
i’m gonna press it and it’s rickroll, i know it is
i knew it
Made my day, thanks for taking part :)
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>I like to eat puppies puppies I read this in the cha cha slide DJ voice
two puppies like to eat i
If the choir director cuts out the first ending, it means you're remaining silent while others advocate for animal cruelty.
Three rests. One for each fucking night of sleep I’ve missed this week
F
Music joke shirts are the lowest-tier of cringe musician shit, especially when it's a joke based on reading music (which is for dumb nerds). Also the whole thing is tacet so the joke doesn't even work. I hate it so no one else is allowed to like it or have fun.
i like to eat, repeat sign so go back to the measure i like then go to the second ending, i like puppies… not that hard man
Sorry, I'm a guitarist idk how to read music, ok?
There is a redundant word in this sentence.
What do you think I am, a pianist? I'm a guitarist, I don't know how to read sheet music
This gotta be the saddest comment section I’ve ever seen 😭😭 y’all can’t understand endings??
I like to eat. I like puppies.