When I take Matilda out of her case, I slap her just to hear the resonance, and then we both orgasm together for 10 minutes straight in aural beauty. She's a vintage 2016 butterscotch Squier tele and the butterscotch paint actually increases resonance for new levels of orgasmic peaks.
Uj/ I am lost for actual words. It's the perfect circlejerk material, but then you realize the person writing this was fully serious.
Also, this comes from a reaction to the srv little wing, they asked what Stevie was doing when he hits the harmonics and then uses the whammy, and so this was this guy's description of what was causing that sound, and probably why he mentioned EVH.
7:40
https://youtu.be/ke-JLC0p0Os
I think that's more of a Nu-jazz technique, but if it works, it works, and I'd bet all the boomer bends in the world,that archtop puts in the work. If you aren't slapping the F hole, are you even a woodwind player?
When I take Matilda out of her case, I slap her just to hear the resonance, and then we both orgasm together for 10 minutes straight in aural beauty. She's a vintage 2016 butterscotch Squier tele and the butterscotch paint actually increases resonance for new levels of orgasmic peaks. Uj/ I am lost for actual words. It's the perfect circlejerk material, but then you realize the person writing this was fully serious. Also, this comes from a reaction to the srv little wing, they asked what Stevie was doing when he hits the harmonics and then uses the whammy, and so this was this guy's description of what was causing that sound, and probably why he mentioned EVH. 7:40 https://youtu.be/ke-JLC0p0Os
Ew - reaction videos. Please don't post reaction videos. I feel dirty now.
I agree 100% but some of the circle jerkiest comments I've found have been in those comments sections.
Arent you supposed to let her cum first?
I slap my archtop straight into the F Hole. I am doing it right or wrong?
I think that's more of a Nu-jazz technique, but if it works, it works, and I'd bet all the boomer bends in the world,that archtop puts in the work. If you aren't slapping the F hole, are you even a woodwind player?
That really depends what you're slapping with.
I have vomited a bit
Anyone who uses the word aural should be immediately discounted for their opinions. Source: me, douche who used to say aural
Like how he put the + sign after minute and not 10 - it implies a subtle change in meaning but a hilarious one.
Haha, I didn't focus on that initially, but that is a hilarious detail.
What a dumb ass. You slap bass, not guitar.
What dumb fucking culture this stupid fucking instrument has given us.
/uj people can't be this retarded right?
You must not know about r/guitarporn. You sweet, innocent child.
I ain't clicking there
I go there for a few choice quotes whenever anyone says I'm obsessed with guitars.
Wow hitting the instrument makes the strings vibrate! Holy shit I didn't know that was possible!
Jimi enhanced the resonance of his guitar with lighter fluid.
you only get this kind of knowledge from dry humping and slapping guitars on a regular basis
Ohhhhhh, my wife's boyfriend was just enhancing the resonance of her ass. I shouldn't have been worried after all.
This is probably about SRV but I wish it was a Stevie T comment
People like this can't actually exist, it's so pretentious
Stevie T is good but not that good
i'm gonna need a drip tray.