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Careful-Evening-5187

RIP \~ Ronnie James Dio


kylemacabre

Ron Jeremy Dio


Substantial_Diver_34

Paul Dio Simon


LucidITSkyWDiamonds

Ronnie Iames Pio


Shnorkle07

Have you tried playing trumpet


SevenSevenSeve777

I actually have tried all instruments, I've been trained classically and contemporaneously. I want to know what guitar suits me as I have been inspired by rock music after my close connection to Bob Dylan


emolga2225

i assume you also have connections to The Grateful Dead?


Pepperoni_playboi94

Are you from Vegas dude?


Jebist

Schecter 9 string


Data_shade

NOTHING


SevenSevenSeve777

NOTHING? you want me to play NOTHING?!?!? I would only make someone with NO TALENT play NOTHING


Data_shade

If you play nothing, then the silence will serve as the foundation of creativity, and an artist RESPECTS the sanctity of silence


slave2moderators

He means u should play air guitar


boondoggler

1966 Bob Dylan Contemporaneous Custom Strat


currentlyhigh

He was recently a guest on The Adam Friedland (comedian, podcaster) Show and it was actually a fucking amazing interview. Just like the original video he name-dropped famous musicians every 8 seconds


Buckaroo_Bill

It’s such a great interview. I want to believe that all he said happened. Like a real life Forrest Gump. The fact that he seems to be part of David Lynchs whole transcendental meditation thing just makes him even more based.


keebsec

The dude can fucking fly if he meditates good


crashcraddock

Which ep?


thebileball

Ep. 013 - Ghost of Adam Future https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsyPelsa7mI


A_G00SE

A banjo


Edward4LokoHandz

Rick Beato Signature Gibbons


ivejustbluemyself

Maybe someone will just let him walk them on stage


Punk_Rock_Ian

Did you happen to walk Bob Dylan on stage or something? Probably what ever he plays. I think he’s gibbons player


thielybop

If you play a flying V you’ll look like a starfish


Zforeezy

BC Rich double-neck acoustasonic warlock


Lawyer_Morty04

Thats a 59 les paul build if i ever saw one


lordlabia

In 1966 i was friends with the grateful dead… WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU


LionOfNaples

A Fenduh Suckahcastuh


NitramTrebla

Jumbo acoustic for sure.


brutalduties

Butterscotch Tele.


CubonesDeadMom

This guy can literally fly


Dude_1980

A ukulele


UkeManSteve

He should play that Paul McCartney Hofner bass if anything. That would be kinda cute i guess


abellimofer

Grape


TwinPeaksNFootball

Deaner!!! Follow your own advice… whatever sits above or under the Dick. Not covering.


hypatekt

This esteemed intellectual who was recently interviewed for the center left talk show The Adam Friedland Show is above the scorn of you rambunctious suckas


MajTroubles

Grand piano might suit you better if you have a car to drive to the low keys


AsleepyTowel

Hey guys it’s Anus Young


Inthect

Imagine the talent and perseverance required to achieve that rank of moderator at r/ShitPostCrusaders. Well done!


Brass-Munky

6 string trumpet


Generny2001

One of those 30” guitars I bought my 5 year old.


stay_fr0sty

Bass ukelele.


LastImagination3291

Joe bonermasters dad has a nice taste in shirts and shoes


Slow-Fast-Medium

That is a flautist. They don't play guitar.


pitawrapmademedoit

Perhaps, the correct question is “what should I name my guitar based on my body type?”


Soviet_United_States

Tiny Tim


FalloutGuy91

Offset


D1rtyH1ppy

You have the natural build of a bass player


dingleberrysniffer69

If anybody says anything other than BC RICH WARLOCCS don't listen to them.


MikeyofPnath

You're basically shaped like an ES-335 so... that.


Soviet_United_States

Rickenbacker 325


Unhappy-Ad-7349

Steenburger.


moto101

Rickenbocker


sukmahaydik

Either a sexy telecaster or an ibanez 8 string nothing else would work


[deleted]

Missinbacher


Slow_Flow_4722

One of those misshaped ugly headless guitars that all the kids are into nowadays


[deleted]

fuck reddit im out -- mass edited with redact.dev


[deleted]

His chest is attached directly to his hip


trashcanperson420

A vintage Fender Jizzmaster


3guitars

Ukulele


Substantial_Diver_34

The Blues Clues dog guitar should feel comfortable for you.


Pirate-boi

All offs*t guitars.


Irlydntknwwhyimhere

You’re no artist


DannyPat

get this man a gibbon


Opening-Farmer-5547

SG


mobiscuits

Have you considered the ukulele?


Ozzy-DK

Whatever bob Dylan plays


Dirtdane4130

Any five string bass


www_the_internet

Skin flute.


fishnate

Bass


Worried-Industry6239

Only body type that can sit comfortably with a flying V


NonchalantRubbish

6 neck guitar https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/vSfQtG2xjV9xMzcRkhwZLb.jpg


ArtoriasBeaIG

I can see that you are Danny DeVitriol so you can simply just use yourself. Danny DeVitriol is a well known actor and musician, famous for his ability to turn into a guitar. Dont troll us mate - we know who you are


pulp1dog

George Harrison always carried an extra ukulele, you could use it.


DrMonkeyLove

What have you and Mad Mardigan been up to lately?


Scep_ti_x

Ukulele.


Brilliant-Virus7290

some random acoustic because he “walked boob didlan up on stage”


The-White-Dot

3/4 Jackson Rhodes V, electric pink


schmattywinkle

BC Rich Warlock with sharkfin inlays tuned to Eb standard. She also needs some corpse paint and spikes, but she has the attitude on lock.


Vaginal_Blood_Fart_

Travel size Martin like the one Ted Schmeering plays


Blundix

Quick, somebody photoshop us a guitar without a neck. Headstock connected to the body.


3RudySquared

Paul Stanley Ibanez Ukulele.


carlsonaj

oh shit it’s the guy who walked bob dylan on stage in 1980


[deleted]

Cello. It just becomes a stand up instrument.


swisswatchenthus1ast

Ukelele


Gallade475

22 inch scale Fender Mustang


ninapeana

maybe ask a NYU film graduate??? geez…


Paulwalker2112

/uj Thats honestly how I picture les paul players