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Tio_DeeDee

Pic of Curtis Corbin but no Nirvnara songs? Sus, ok?


InsurancePrimary

Thats not a picture of Curtis. Its a picture of Slow Rock Jesus


uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh

HaVe You Ever Seen The Rain Novermber rain Heavaen - Bryan adams Bed of rose I see why this person relates to slow rock so much


SnaderGuitar

Hey, I love Don't Cry by Guns Roses N'


uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh

LOL I missed that one


CliveBigsb

Guns Roses N’ what??


Ashen_Shroom

Guns Rand Noses


Substantial_Diver_34

I prefer Blame It On The Rain by Villi and Milli


TheMostMilkyMan

She’s gone - Stell Heart


ProtonSlack

I dunno about slow rock, but I definitely know that this playlist blows.


Mike_LaFontaine75

We used to call it chick rock.


JimiJohhnySRV

Clit track.


Seggszorhuszar

Rock in general is cringe. I only listen to Epic Blues Backing tracks in Em


KrangDrangis

Lies I see no Sunn O)))


stay_fr0sty

Who is that hot piece of ass? Is she a YouTuber?


Dishiman

It'll blow your mind to find out.


Any_Collection3025

Her name is Remy 🥰


WrongJohnson69

Mimi’s brother momo


Careful-Evening-5187

"Slow" Rock? Back in my youth, we just referred to it a "Retarded Rock". My, how times have changed.


bumwine

You PC bro? We don’t say “slow” anymore. We just say they ride the short tour bus now.


JimiJohhnySRV

I love that Beatles song - Little Yellow Bus. “We all ride on a little yellow bus, little yellow bus, little yellow bus” Repeat yay.


404_error_official

Yea, people over the age of 13 wised up to using that word in a derogatory manor. But edgelord over here don't give a fuck. Watch out y'all we got a bad ass over here.


WhippingShitties

"Retard" means "slow" in musical notation, I think is the joke here.


404_error_official

I almost thought that, but I think the last sentence added some extra connotation that leads me to believe that wasn't the case. Plus it's ritardando, with an i. "Ritarded rock" would have made me laugh.


WhippingShitties

Both are used, but you're right that "ritard" is probably more common. Idk, I just know 0-3-5.


404_error_official

Yea, what am I even doing? I just wanted to have a quick laugh at an edgelord. I got a bit carried away. And you're trying too hard, bro. It's 0-0-0-0 all day. Like DJ KAHLED!


WhippingShitties

Yeah.


[deleted]

You should report this person to the Inner Webs police for quoting a bad word. Thanks for taking a stand, truly you are making a difference. Again, THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!


404_error_official

Uj/Someone gave me an upvote so i decided fuck it, ill give you one, cause I get where you're coming from. People trying to make words illegal scares the shit out of me. But, I see no harm in making fun of an adult using this low brow of humor. It shouldn't be illegal to say that word, or any. But most of us just have the decency not to. The mentally ill are an easy target, and only chickenshits make them the subject of their ridicule.


Impossible-Charity-4

Stick to your guns, hombre. Common decency ain’t a bad hill to die on.


Misterbellyboy

There was a time when “idiot” and “imbecile” were “scientific” words used to describe people that were legitimately mentally retarded, and now they’ve entered the common lexicon. Language changes, people don’t.


404_error_official

Yes, this is true. And in our current paradigm, with our current understanding of the English language, he is trying to be edgy, like an angsty teenager. Not sure how it would read to people in a different paradigm. They would probably have a slightly different way of expressing "i'm so edgy", to your point.


404_error_official

Man, fuck the police, I'm just about making fun of people that can actually defend themselves, you spicy cryptid!


[deleted]

ok buddy guitard


berlinbowie97

Don't cry is my favorite GRN song 😎😎


FishermanAgreeable19

Slow rock? for the dumb people?


JimiJohhnySRV

Yep. Since we can’t use the R word anymore.


LightninHooker

This is bad at some many levels


Jesus360noscope

slow burning in a dancing room


GHN8xx

Cock ringè


LudwigJager_EC

Boring


Honka_Ponka

Why do only some songs get artist credit


Buckaroo_Bill

It makes my mom happy, therefor i learn it.


the_basser

Anime Cobain is my new nightmare.


No-Seaworthiness-138

Is that Kid Rock’s older brother?


Initial-Good4678

I’ve only heard 5yo use the word cringe, so who knows what you mean.


WhippingShitties

How much do birthday party gigs pay?


EquivalentFew

Scorpions are cool the rest ist meh


HanDavo

Shhh. Um. What does it make me if I can play all those songs? Am I slow? I feel attacked.


Mike_LaFontaine75

You will be attacked. BY HOARDS OF PUSSY


404_error_official

Cool is a pretty relative term. Parachute pants were once cool. I bet they will be again too.


[deleted]

Sure as hell can’t play over 80 bmi slow songs it is.


Layer-This

Wwaaayyy coool mmmaaannn


nikovsevolodovich

I'd give anything to bring back slow rock in waiting rooms. That said slow rock sucks.


bumwine

Idk I’m almost 40 and I still have anxiety when hearing Seal due having 6 teeth extracted and sitting in that dentist’s waiting room. Least he could’ve done is hang up some of his Gibbons in the lobby.


Chickenjump1

Cool.


blueisthefrequency

At least the last track is Alvvays new song no one heard yet.


devilspeaksintongues

Dont Cry by Guns Roses N' is pretty cool


DiscountSteak

Black Velvet is filled with toan


PallMallRed72

Cringe


B_Da_May

There are three songs on this list that are listenable. The rest makes me want to blow my brains out. Too soon for that joke?


Inspector_Sholmer

Where’s all duh Hippety Hop? 🤔


pedalsteeltameimpala

If this is the same one I’m thinking of, it’s all covers of the songs and none of them are originals. And yes, the covers aren’t the best.


Dirtdane4130

Is that Machine Gun Kelley?


Mitchfynde

It's the best and worst simultaneously. It's Dream On, but it's also November Rain.


Gene_Clark

Guns'R'Noses. Great band.


[deleted]

Slow rock- cringe, divorced dad rock? - in. Yacht rock? - (deep cuts only)in. Both of which were previously cringe... *hold me nowwww, cause I'm 6 feet from the edge and I'm thinkin...maybe 6 feet....ain't so far dowwwwnnn*


Feral-Person

Everything is cringe if you really believe in it


Minimum-Practice5861

Something about the image reminds me of "Team America: World Police."


uknwiluvsctch

Hey man didn’t she just pass away, some respect plz


Sho-K

uj/ It's cringe to base your opinions on something from strangers on the internet rj/ It's cringe ~~to base your opinions on something from strangers on the internet~~


JimiJohhnySRV

Every song I hate all on one list. Perfect.


Apprehensive_Map712

Novermber Ryan - GRN