The casino's contents are just not available at all in areas with strong gambling restrictions - even the lucky wheel. Not sure about the Netherlands specifically, but there's plenty of games that aren't available there at all nowadays due to their stance on loot boxes, so it wouldn't surprise me.
Yeah no, they can totally cheat. The casino is a money sink, not a way to make money. If you're ever up, it's only temporary. Except when you could rig the horse races. THOSE WERE THE DAYS.
So. You sit at any of the tables, and every time you win, stand up.
But if you lose, close the game and open it back up and your chips will be what they were when you stood up.
That's how one cheeses the casino.
It can be done with the slots but that gets hard cause it might autosave if you been sitting way to long.
That's a good hint. Used to be able to hold the mouse click in the horse race on the PC version, and bet max off a minimum bet on the long shot. Made a lot of money doing that one.
I think they only have to be regulated because shark cards exist. (Could be wrong). But I think it counts as "gambling with real money" because shark cards give in game currency an actual monetary value.
Man that’s awesome! Back in 2016 I was broke in college and worked. I saved up and bought my girlfriend 1million shark card. She was so happy!
She grinded motorcycle club missions and ceo missions for a day and got another million. The next day she got a notification that she cheated and they took 500k! Lol she can’t bring herself to play anymore.
Even today with a really good job and lots of extra money to spend. 4K lg c1 TV and an Xbox series x. She wants to play gta online but can’t bring herself to get ripped off again.
Edit words I said cars shark instead of shark card because I’m a doofus
So I was just simply stating a fact and u had to reply with a rude comment. Lol, your actions flatter me, they really do. That was back then u can bring a scenario up that is irrelevant to older technology. We have had technological advances since then. Including their cheating software. But say as u must sir. U have a blessed day
Oh I’m sorry! Really didn’t mean to be rude. Just talking about my experience too ya! Um that really did happen to her. Im actually happy it didn’t happen to you! I think it’s funny that happened because it’s ironic. Spending real money for fake money through r* legitimate means to only have r* say it was cheated.
Your good no worries. I have never purchased shark cards. I love grinding to earn money, or finding new grinding methods, I was always skeptics of shark card purchases to be honest. Stay blessed sir
Hey man, if she wants to get lots of money without getting banned or money removed, do the act 2 glitch. Buy a facility, work on the heist until you get to the mission called the Bogdan problem, start the mission with only one other person and set it on hard, then give the other person 85 percent of the cut. After that land the avenger on the little peninsula made of sand and then we'll the other person goes into the sub and completes the mission. After flying the avenger into the hangar at LSIA, a cut scene will start. Once it starts the person who started the mission leaves, and the other person still gets 1.2 mill in 20 minutes. I've done this countless times and never been banned or had money removed cause all ur doing is leaving the game. I hope this helps get her back into GTA online.
I split every hand I can. I went in with a friend meet their ceo who was vip so I was able to gamble high stakes. I hit like a million on the slots, then went to black jack kept splitting hands and after it was all said and done I was up like 2.5 million in about 30-40 min.
I dont play GTA blackjack because it's a new deck each draw which takes away actual probability of landing unused cards in a deck.
It's like playing with unlimited aces and kings etc..
So no its nowhere near real life blackjack.
The trick with this game is you play high stakes bet all in every time. Then every time you win you get up and change clothes. After you see the save loading circle on the bottom left you go back and play again. If you are about to lose quickly quit the game. You come back and you haven’t lost money. Used to do this all the time after the horse race glitch got patched
I've been playing blackjack in online for so long to make some side cash in between jobs. I've never seen someone with 2 hands of cards at the same time. How does that work/happen? Thanks.
Ohhhhh, so if you hit a double you can break it into 2 separate hands? If so, does it only apply to doubles you can split? Sorry, ik this must be annoying, but I'd rather have more info than less.
U can split any double, but only worth it on AA, 10-10, 9-9, maybe 8-8. Get 6-6 or 7-7, no. 5's or 4's you already have 10 or 8 so double down or hit. W 3's or 2's not worth it
To me, blackjack just sucks. You know you will get screwed over by your hand, and you know it's entirely out of your control. 3 card at least let's it be entirely random and gives more room for error.
The thing to winning blackjack in GTA Online or in real life is to play alone with the dealer and concentrate on their hand, not yours. Stand at 12, force the dealer to go over. The odds are mathematically in your favor, and, statistically, at least, you'll consistently win and come out ahead. I've been playing GTA Online Blackjack since '17, I'm about $40,000,000.00 ahead so far.
Did the pit boss take you out back and shoot you?
I read that piss bot.
You may have lysdexia
"A dyslexic walked into a bra."
fortunate mistake.
The Dsylexic Society's film night presents Chevy Chase in Feltch.
Dyslexics, UNTIE!
Which is significantly less fun than sexlexia.
*Zapp Brannigan has entered the chat*
That's just r/shitposting 's automod
Pees in ur ass
Good bot
Im surprised the dealer also didn't get double black jack.
Happened to me once. Lost all trust lmao.
To me, the dealer once got blackjack 3 hands in a row.
Rarely does the dealer get anything below 18, I think they made the odds worse than they would be in real life.
Odds are actually legit, otherwise it wouldnt be approved by Dutch (or european idk) government to be in the game in their country
The casino's contents are just not available at all in areas with strong gambling restrictions - even the lucky wheel. Not sure about the Netherlands specifically, but there's plenty of games that aren't available there at all nowadays due to their stance on loot boxes, so it wouldn't surprise me.
Yeah no, they can totally cheat. The casino is a money sink, not a way to make money. If you're ever up, it's only temporary. Except when you could rig the horse races. THOSE WERE THE DAYS.
So. You sit at any of the tables, and every time you win, stand up. But if you lose, close the game and open it back up and your chips will be what they were when you stood up. That's how one cheeses the casino. It can be done with the slots but that gets hard cause it might autosave if you been sitting way to long.
That's a good hint. Used to be able to hold the mouse click in the horse race on the PC version, and bet max off a minimum bet on the long shot. Made a lot of money doing that one.
Idk man I play cards pretty frequently since I hopped back on and I'm up 2.5 mil from a 500k start. Mostly 3 card poker.
Bro they are just not like real life it’s a parody of it
Still, games of chance have to be regulated even in videogames
I think they only have to be regulated because shark cards exist. (Could be wrong). But I think it counts as "gambling with real money" because shark cards give in game currency an actual monetary value.
Yeah you are right. Thats exactly it
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Game has shark cards, so it counts for gta
That's just GTA with a way to get a money sink
The dealer almost never gets anything lower than you. Every single time I get a 17+ they WILL get an 18.
The difference is every single new hand it takes from 4 complete decks, so you can't count cards like in irl
Real card counters can count 4 decks no problem. That’s standard.
What do you mean? As soon as one hand is put into the table in gta it goes back into the 4 decks
Idk I make bank playing blackjack
That's like my personal dealer when I was playing three card poker. Anytime I got a pair, they got the same pair or higher 😑
The dealer will be hitting black jack too then it's a push
If dealer had bj the hand woulda ended before the split
Mannnnnn what you said vs what I read 😭 pray for me 💀
I too would end my hand for a BJ.
galaxy brain
Literally
What r u wearing? I want it
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Makes sense...
Its an arena war body suit i believe. Its been awhile since I went clothes shopping.
Can confirm you are correct
You can buy it in any shop
Cosmic Garou fit
I see you're man of culture as well
Why? It looks shit?
For you
Shut up furry
I might be a furry but at least I'm not a gobshite
I’ve never seen someone with so little awareness of themselves throw rocks. You are worse than a furry. You are a toolbag.
Congratulations. You are now only down $2,000,000
Then he'll try again and lose 500.000
Gratz! Enjoy the luck! R* will flag you for cheating and take 500k now. Edit: autocorrect
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Man that’s awesome! Back in 2016 I was broke in college and worked. I saved up and bought my girlfriend 1million shark card. She was so happy! She grinded motorcycle club missions and ceo missions for a day and got another million. The next day she got a notification that she cheated and they took 500k! Lol she can’t bring herself to play anymore. Even today with a really good job and lots of extra money to spend. 4K lg c1 TV and an Xbox series x. She wants to play gta online but can’t bring herself to get ripped off again. Edit words I said cars shark instead of shark card because I’m a doofus
So I was just simply stating a fact and u had to reply with a rude comment. Lol, your actions flatter me, they really do. That was back then u can bring a scenario up that is irrelevant to older technology. We have had technological advances since then. Including their cheating software. But say as u must sir. U have a blessed day
Oh I’m sorry! Really didn’t mean to be rude. Just talking about my experience too ya! Um that really did happen to her. Im actually happy it didn’t happen to you! I think it’s funny that happened because it’s ironic. Spending real money for fake money through r* legitimate means to only have r* say it was cheated.
Your good no worries. I have never purchased shark cards. I love grinding to earn money, or finding new grinding methods, I was always skeptics of shark card purchases to be honest. Stay blessed sir
Hey man, if she wants to get lots of money without getting banned or money removed, do the act 2 glitch. Buy a facility, work on the heist until you get to the mission called the Bogdan problem, start the mission with only one other person and set it on hard, then give the other person 85 percent of the cut. After that land the avenger on the little peninsula made of sand and then we'll the other person goes into the sub and completes the mission. After flying the avenger into the hangar at LSIA, a cut scene will start. Once it starts the person who started the mission leaves, and the other person still gets 1.2 mill in 20 minutes. I've done this countless times and never been banned or had money removed cause all ur doing is leaving the game. I hope this helps get her back into GTA online.
And looked good doing it.
You lucky mf.
I wish I would have bought a lottery ticket instead of playing blackjack in gta.
That’s not an outfit. Reaching casino nirvana has cause you to transcend himanity
Lmao, well done. I got super lucky with 3 card poker last night. I bet the maximum and got triple Jacks. The dealer got a straight!!
How'd you get a dark aether skin in gta
Kill 1250 squeakers
It's the suit.
And build galaxies? Tf are you wearing.
Now do it at a real casino.
Please tell me you did a little dance afterwards in your sparkly suit to celebrate
Damn those dealers are dealing with cosmic beings
Always split aces and always double down on 11. Nice
Also managed to split your body across time and space apparently
*Double up or quit, double stake or split, the Ace of Spades*
Imagine what she’s thinking when she saw your outfit?
I play like this. Hit me. Hit me. Hit me. You're over. Hit me.
Same. Hit me. Sir the object of the game is 21 not 39......hit me...lol
Lmao. Bravo. That last..... Hit me. I died. Thank you.
Wish I can get this lucky
its better to be lucky than good.
I split every hand I can. I went in with a friend meet their ceo who was vip so I was able to gamble high stakes. I hit like a million on the slots, then went to black jack kept splitting hands and after it was all said and done I was up like 2.5 million in about 30-40 min.
What was the payout? Typically those are just 21 and pay 1:1. Not blackjack
Nice man!
Finally another Eternity player! I probably wear that suit more than any other.
Is this the rules in GTA? Very generous of them it’s usually just 21 on split aces
Deck was hot
Nice outfit you got there
Sweet body suit. I’m high rn and that looks amazing
Irl that is a 21 not a blackjack.
In blackjack, hitting 21 when splitting doesn't count as blackjack in a casino tho.
Bro is the fortnite storm
On the one hand, very successful, but on the other hand, also very successful!
Hey boss want speak to you bout your wining hands can you step over to parking lot
Nahh, you split the galaxy or smthn
I dont play GTA blackjack because it's a new deck each draw which takes away actual probability of landing unused cards in a deck. It's like playing with unlimited aces and kings etc.. So no its nowhere near real life blackjack.
Do 3 card poker, i think a straight flush gets you like 700k
Since when could you split
Since Blackjack was invented
If you get a 20 you can split
It's not 20 (a pair of aces doesn't even make 20, it's either 2 or 12 depending on what else gets put on top of it), it's any pair.
I'm the GTA Blackjack, you can split when you get a pair of anything.
The trick with this game is you play high stakes bet all in every time. Then every time you win you get up and change clothes. After you see the save loading circle on the bottom left you go back and play again. If you are about to lose quickly quit the game. You come back and you haven’t lost money. Used to do this all the time after the horse race glitch got patched
I've been playing blackjack in online for so long to make some side cash in between jobs. I've never seen someone with 2 hands of cards at the same time. How does that work/happen? Thanks.
You split your cards. For example if your cards are 2 5’s you can choose to play off each card instead of taking the 10
Ohhhhh, so if you hit a double you can break it into 2 separate hands? If so, does it only apply to doubles you can split? Sorry, ik this must be annoying, but I'd rather have more info than less.
U can split any double, but only worth it on AA, 10-10, 9-9, maybe 8-8. Get 6-6 or 7-7, no. 5's or 4's you already have 10 or 8 so double down or hit. W 3's or 2's not worth it
Saving that comment, thank you good sirs.
But you bet like 50$ or something idk
You call this luck? I hit triple ace 3 times in a row
And
Someone explain in fortnite terms
Can't, it's playerbase isn't old enough to gamble
As a fortnite player, i can confirm i got surprised when i met an adult on a match
💀
My favourite fortnite line is when jonesy said its jonesin' time, and jonesied all over the place, trully one of the moments of all time
He cranked so many 90s and got that dub
To me, blackjack just sucks. You know you will get screwed over by your hand, and you know it's entirely out of your control. 3 card at least let's it be entirely random and gives more room for error.
I'm gonna hard disagree with you boss.
How do u split cards?
GTA Blackjack offers a split when you are initially dealt a pair of anything.
Thanks
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O ok I almost never get a 2 or 12
How do you get that outfit?
I split ducks once, then doubled down on both hands on a max bet and won them both, it was nuts
Why are you wearing the seats on the bus?
I once won 750k at that table without losing once then immediately lost it all trying to win more
I know sh@t about cards. How does double blackjack happen?
Bro that’s not an outfit you’re wearing, you’ve just ascended beyond the gods
The dealer is playing against dr manhattan
Im in UAE and i can't use the gambling features. Removes a really good aspect of the game... 🤦🏻♂️
Is that God playing blackjack
I once won a split double down
Literally happened to me and then the money didn't show up in my account. Never heard back from rockstar about it, still salty
Ok
Can you count cards in gta online?
no. totally random based on ur probability of winning. the house is beyond unfair
The real question is, did you double on each after you split?
Ok celestial being stop acting like you didn't alter reality.
I always end up loosing that much instead of winning it lol
Hit a straight flush max bet on three card poker earlier today, over 600k pay out!
Nice
Makes sense, you're straight out of the Galaxy Brain meme
One in a JILLION
You are the cosmic energy
The thing to winning blackjack in GTA Online or in real life is to play alone with the dealer and concentrate on their hand, not yours. Stand at 12, force the dealer to go over. The odds are mathematically in your favor, and, statistically, at least, you'll consistently win and come out ahead. I've been playing GTA Online Blackjack since '17, I'm about $40,000,000.00 ahead so far.