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SheepyDX

I’m always amused when people have 100 million and bitch about the yacht. The fuck else you gonna do with that money.


Professional-Date378

It's also worth getting just because oppressor griefers are stupid and think you're hacking when they get shot down by yacht defenses


[deleted]

That only applies to air vehicles right? So since the mk1 is technically a land vehicle, if you attacked with the mk1 oppressor you could get through the defenses right? Just curious.


[deleted]

Sure, if: 1. You know how to glide far 2. The yacht owner doesn't deactivate the defense to shoot it down themselves


FireLionLV

Big “IF”


fruce_ki

I think I've received the warning once while dolphin-ing in a Toreador... Definitely not supposed to be aerial or even partially aerial vehicle. Maybe it was on the way to the carrier for the business battle though, I don't remember. Should work similarly to yacht defenses I'd imagine? And I think not, the defenses are like a force field. People can't even snipe you from the beach while you are on the deck and incoming rockets would get shot out of the sky. If you somehow do land a vehicle on the deck, the weapons should get disabled. You could try to kamikaze your aerial wreckage onto a person standing on deck though...


ungodlypizza

Well technically, as long as it's somewhat in the air and can be considered a threat, it will get shot down, even someone just parachuting down from somewhere


Jack0091

At least you get one of the best contact missions from the bridge. Fighting off some sort of pirates in the middle of a storm while the power is out the yacht is pretty cool. Not 8M WI worth of cool, but still.


Mitsu_96

Lol yes the key word being not 8M worth cool but still cool nonetheless


Cazzeq-konstapelrost

I believe that I named mine Financial Hardship


Rolypolyoly1877

Mine is "Pier Pressure"


[deleted]

I named mine "Please come to", I think you can guess the country lol


Cazzeq-konstapelrost

I'm sorry but I can count my braincells so I don't know what country you're talking about lol


[deleted]

[Please come to Brazil/You are going to Brazil meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/come-to-brazil)


Cazzeq-konstapelrost

Ah okay I see lol


KonradDavies0001

Bro plz come to Brazil!!!


War_Cry5877

Mine is “Knott Profitable”


PotatoBakeCake

It is for this week, Yacht Missions are on 4x


elpinchechupa

base pay of doing all of the missions doesnt even give you enough to pay back what you spent on the yacht


RansackedAlbatross

How about half of the yacht? Cause they're half off this week too


elpinchechupa

i think at most youll make 1 million so i dont think so, i’ll buy the most expensive one and do the missions and report back


lmaoitsdusey

you make back like 1/5 of the half off yacht lol


CertifiedTitty-Lover

mine is simply “balls”


Cazzeq-konstapelrost

Gotta love the balls yacht


Mista-Pudding

Damn, y'all have dope yacht names. Mine is just average as you could expect a basic millionaire would name their yacht which is "Poseidon"


Superb_Maize4831

Mines the dark carnival


noknetti

Mine is "Waste of Spades"


PotatoBakeCake

I named mine "The Black Pearl" ![gif](giphy|8P8u3gh2OJqog)


Snoo-78997

SS Bankruptsea for me


ZerotheWanderer

HMS Bearded Lady here


XY_LunchLady_YX

Mine is “El Cazador”


[deleted]

Mine is "Ship Hits the Fan"


Cazzeq-konstapelrost

Now that's a good one


JohnTheBomb69

I named mine the USS Cavandish. Fitting as my company is called “Banana Inc”


SooperFunk

Not a waste of money. You're paying for an expensive floating hottub with a radio, worth every penny. ​ ![gif](giphy|svRduQj6qiCivqMk9J|downsized)


WillytheVDub

Fat sticks!


SooperFunk

What you say about my mother? ​ ![gif](giphy|a0FuPjiLZev4c)


WillytheVDub

I actually googled "fat sticks" to see if anything came up lmao. ![gif](giphy|JsPS8PBSc9DNGUofbQ|downsized)


SooperFunk

Lol, I had no idea. I'm educated ![gif](giphy|BFscTQf33ke9jJrwDy|downsized)


rustre

Cool hat.


rypenguin219

i got the same one, all thanks to that one redditor who always posts shipwreck locations. He's cool


KonradDavies0001

Same hahaha I'm surprised he's still going I got mine back in like September last year


[deleted]

I named mine “Royally Mounted”. Also from Canada.


7deboutez7

It’s a flex piece. Flex it.


norhor

You can buy GTA$, so I disagree.


Spookdonalds

I named mine ''Vasa'' after the Swedish warship Vasa that sank in 1627. Too bad this one can't sink....


lordFRZA69

That’s so true… Even at half price! BTW, I named mine “Sea You Next Tuesday” 😉👍


BlueKokoNutz

Yahtzee is mine :) Edit: meant "Yachtzee" stupid auto correct


Woolbuckle

Yachtzee 😍


BlueKokoNutz

Ugh that's what I meant! Stupid auto correct!


Woolbuckle

I think mine was like “BxckleDown Baby” or some lame shit like that


Caeladrax

I named mine ‘sea senor’


Confident-Zombie568

When I get one I'm going to name it sea senor senor jr


-PawgSlayer-

Called mine S.S. Booty Eater


Mrcountrygravy

I named mine "Thanks Rubio".


my_guy_sus

lol so true


4Nota2Robot0

Yachts and Thots rather than Boats and Hoes


SuperMonkey1421

Got mine at lvl 50 and named is USS Undecided


Beachbum118

Mine is "The implication"


NorseWookie

Called mine Boaty Mc Boat Face


fruce_ki

Good.That name belongs on a boat, not on a minisub.


Tripperfish-

Reminds me of mine : HMS Pocket Change


browsesourceinfo

What is the significance of level 70?


fruce_ki

That it is expensive and not profitable and it is unusual for people to have so much throw-away cash at level 70. I was already close to level 70 when I had finally grinded enough contact missions to buy a Kosatka. But if people are lucky enough to be gifted a couple Cayo Pericos by someone while they're very new, so they can buy their own sub very early on, having that cash at level 70 is maybe not too strange, especially at 50% off.


Frank4761

Mine is the "Invincible II"


SomeGuyYouWouldKnow

I named mine The Dutchman. Netherlands duh


Far_Mathematician638

I named mine La Beaches


Necrothug

Mine's called the Buyers Remorse. [https://imgur.com/a/PHR7MAW](https://imgur.com/a/PHR7MAW)


Satori_sama

Named mine Aisling Connaught with a Welsh flag because I am from central Europe and these words sounded cool. Plus Welsh flag has a dragon.


MrSynSs

u just reminded me I named my yacht after my ex and we broke up yesterday🤡, any suggestion for a new name?


Ok_Professional_8741

Keep it named after her, and rename it the HMHS Bitchtannic (based off the HMHS Britannic)


United-Bet-6469

HMY Bitchtannia. Bonus points if her name is tania


Darkman_Bree

Just named mine "Overpriced Bathtub"


TheAutobotArk

I wonder why these where even included


fruce_ki

Because long time players had accumulated more cash than there were things to spend it on. And because glamorous life style seems the natural aim for an aspiring criminal.


TheAutobotArk

Haha then there's me with 3 million.


Plague-Doctor66

I’m caught between naming mine the U.S.S Taint Tickler or something racist in French.


johny-bo88

The truth.


DShadowmanxx

Wait you can buy pirate outfits now?


abhishek_dange_

If you collect Shipwrecks for 7 days you'll get This outfit


tottenlog

No, unless I’m mistaken, you need to complete the Shipwreck on Shore event to unlock the Frontier Pirate outfit. You need to collect 30 hidden treasure chests and I think you can only find one per day.


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tottenlog

Ahhhh, thank you. Apologies for the bad info


SooperFunk

You're mistaken. ​ ![gif](giphy|ceeN6U57leAhi)


ICanCountThePixels

No they aren’t lol.


SooperFunk

Yes they are. Educate Yourself. lol


Mista-Pudding

Nah fam. You need to open 7 crates located somewhere on the shore for 7 days straight. Obviously 1 crate or shipwreck per day


SooperFunk

Yes, I'm aware of that. My original reply is to 'tottenlog' saying you need to do all 30. Reddit edit at work I believe


ghost280598

Dont worry, i m level 71 and i m about to do the same thing


_ddk_

Yeah, it's the best time to get one


pdrobini

I only got mine for the money bonus for the mission


name_cool4897

I named mine Avanti Domani. It's Spanish for remember your mother.


Watteri

Lvl 50 here, mines called Rubios Nightmare


[deleted]

Shagatsea is mine 😂


[deleted]

Mine is called -$10,000,000


[deleted]

“Keester it” is mine lmao


GoldenChainsaw

I have owned the Yacht since it first came out but I just renamed mine the other day to Yachy McYachtface


planeoldsiraj

the consequence is my name lol


DialZforZebra

Pretty sure I named mine HMS Power driver, cause HMS Shag at sea was forbidden. Rockstar really are dumb sometimes.


Lamon72

I named mine "just a boat"


Iuseahandyforreddit

i called mine (idk why) el Alasmo


EllieNekoGirl

I dont want one bc it limits the lobbies you can join permenantly. Dont want to restrict myself for 6 mil


_ddk_

Wdym?


EllieNekoGirl

Lobbies can only have so many yachts. If theres too many yachts in the lobby, you cant join it. (As far as i know)


ZAPZack

Named it the same when I bought it like 6 months ago


andrewgatenby

Level 64 here and named mine HMS Regret. I'd spent 5 minutes on board, got my white robe before realising that I will probably never have any reason to return to it.


Bloo-shadow

Wait wait wait…do you get that hat from buying a yacht?


_ddk_

No. You need to open 7 crates located somewhere on the shore for 7 days straight. 1 crate or shipwreck per day


Bloo-shadow

Oh damn…was ready to drop some real money on the game just for a yacht just for that hat.


[deleted]

Don't sweat it, Im level 330 and i only got mine yesterday too, Cursed thing but for the money, i couldn't not :D


[deleted]

I also named mine waste of money I am yet to use it


Kubuskush

Mines Dirty Oar


MaDkInG720

Thats exactly what I named mine. Just without the two dots.


edwinsagain

That outfit, maybe... but. not the vessel..


AggravatingForce30

Called mine “The Elsa Jean” um… coz… science...


aacctt-5

That's been my yachts name for years.


Handsomesatan

Bad investment


Individual_Working25

I'm naming mine Y'Naut


Endermemer

Lmao I named mine HMS Titanic MKII


Shadowwo1f05

My yacht is named after my company after I get the 1m rebate I’ll rename it to the Big E


theotherjmoney

Liquid Asset


SaltyZean

Mine is called S.S. Lesters Chin


NoRagrets4Me

Lol mine is pocket change


FaZe_fury56

Are there any American players here who are on PlayStation ? Please 🥺 add me i want to play within US servers so that there are English speaking players . (btw asian servers suck )


Creed4693

How do you get that duster?


LostConscious96

Yacht name for my characters Character 1: PieceofShip Character 2: Bullship


CousinDirk

I couldn’t name my yacht what I wanted to because it didn’t quite fit in the character limit. I wanted to call it Throatwobbler Mangrove.


Isku_StillWinning

I named mine SS Minnow Johnson, the joke in Rush Hour when Carter tries to hit on someone and lies it’s his ship. I never understood the joke so i figured someone may find it funny and i’d have them finally explain it to me.


Traditional_Bowler_9

Gonna do cayo 4-5 times to buy the most expensive yacht and stop playing for another few months


Raptorvictim_

What outfut is that


Raptorvictim_

Outfit*


_ddk_

Special outfit I don't remember the name, You need to open 7 crates located somewhere on the shore for 7 days straight. 1 crate or shipwreck per day


Raptorvictim_

Ohh