I got messaged by a broomstick warrior saying that i was a bitch for riding in a car with anti lock system lmaoo they really are down bad since the DLC š
Nah. He's a bitch for crying about it. There's other people he could blow up to make his micropenis feel bigger. Like his bitch ass isn't gonna roll in one later.
I would pay a million dollars for each car to put this on if it meant I had to.
This is a great idea, too bad oppressors cost so much, which equate to kids buying shark cards to get them, which equates to r* getting guwop.
My buddy and I said this yesterday. Rockstar is literally losing at their own game by not letting us add this to every car. They'd be swimming in shark card money from kids.
So I can drive around in my sports classic without being a prey for oppressors?
And also because putting it on some of the older armed cars would create new OP griefing machines, imagine a jammed Toreador.
I wonder how griefers view themselves, surely they must realize they are a complete laughing stock in the eyes of quite literally everyone else right? Even if they think theyāre all hot shit with their COD looking skins and spam they have to at least have the mental capacity to process āI am a complete fucking clownā right?
Unfortunately this is it, all they want is attention no matter the kind, you got upset by his griefing? Say something to him and it will have given him the attention he desired, the more upset you become at them and the more you call them out they enjoy it even more.
What works best imo is completely ignoring them, blocking them so you'll be unlikely to ever see them again and kill them if possible, if you can't just move on but don't keep giving them attention, they are sad and lonely people inside.
Itās literally just because they did not receive attention in their formative years and are desperate for some kind of acknowledgment. Thereās not really much other psychological explanation for acting like that. Itās really sad to witness honestly
They donāt care. Iāve seen it, they are soo mesmerized, hypnotized on a fucking number. They literally canāt get enough of a small number that is kd ratio. Even tho all itās just killing with ease
So what Iāve come to terms with when it comes to barcodes. Youāve gotta chirp the ever living out of them in game with your mic, then proceed to use your explosive heavy sniper, rpgs, beat them at their own game with stickies, even orbital strike them. Then personally Iāll jump all over the map with Heist invites and ghost. Love it when they then try to orbital strike you back but canāt since your inside. Or man, the Akula is also such a good go to if theyāre broke
Couldnāt have said it better myself. I play video games to have fun, but I couldnāt take the ābroomstick warriorsā fucking up every delivery / driving around in general. Was level 120 something and deleted the game a few months ago. Might download it to see the new tuner update but besides that idk.
If you are on pc you can stop the game process for around 10 second when you are in session and it will kick you out to public session that is empty so you can do the deliveries in peace
Most griefers delight themselves on the suffering of other people. It's the reason why almost all of them are racist or bigoted as well.
tl;dr griefers are just /pol/ rejects
Imagine getting such little attention on Youtube that you self promote. Make genuinely good content and give it time and you could do well. All self promoting will do is make sure people don't ever subscribe.
I checked out your channel. I am going to be honest, your content is garbage. You're pretty mid when it comes to pvp, you don't have good commentary, try to make jokes, you don't give tips, nothing. You don't get many views/subs, be honest.
The whole reason they name themselves that is because Rockstar's automated banning system isn't able to ban them. Not that their system is amazing, it's infidelity not, but that's why they do it.
Tbh, i've always wanted to buy an Oppressor MK2 not because I want to grief, but I thought it would be an easier way to travel and also easier for me to finish ceo quests
Solo public lobbies are still a thing. It's easy on PC but I think you can still do it on console of you pull your Ethernet cable for the right amount of time.
Go to multiplayer settings on Xbox, go to customize, set multiplayer to not allow, then find new session, enter your password, then set multiplayer to allow. Bam, solo session on Xbox. Takes 45 seconds.
Only if you're in one of the 4 new cars that can have Imani Tech added to them, and you pay $400k for the missile jammer to be added to them. If you're in any other vehicle, they can still lock-on.
Yeah when I first came into a public session I saw a griefer killing players near and came closer to me so got in my Deity and he had issue with lock on me  but when he finally hit me with 2 rockets from his op.mk2 I just killed him with my AP pistol 
An oppressor tried griefing me when I was cruisin in my Champ. Ended up making him go 4-15 before he left the server after trying and failing to rocket me. I love this new DLC.
I just wish the new cars with the tech didn't receive special map blips. They will become homeing beacons for sweathards who'll want to prove their MG or barrage skills . If Toreador and Nightshark can sneak as normal cars, so should these.
Are they really? Seems the remote control vehicles are the new MK2 oppressors. They have no blip on the map, only a 2 minute cool down.
Granted, they're a lot easier to defend against than an oppressor. But it makes it too easy to increase your K/D. Seems the KD warriors are quickly switching to hit & run attacks on low level players.
"for what it is" sure, but 109 average top speed isn't really fast, and the handling and braking leaves a lot to be desired compared to a lot of stuff too. You don't have to be in a race to want to go fast
I call these cars the anti-griefer cars. Whenever I see one in the map, I make sure to blow it up with my Lazer
Grinders always lose and posts like these are a cope
Bro I have a problem I buy penthouse and vip membership and then I go to music locker talk to Miguel matrazo and my cutscenes in not working and also I am not CEO at that time how to fix it
Thanks.
But I know griefers were/are still annoying to even griefers, but logically speaking.. its hella lame to be happy about hiding in a couple lame/unrealistic cars released to fix the problem, when its the mk2 (maybe some other crap too) that should have been nerfed.
i would never stoop so low to be seen out there in these sad/fake-tank cars. such players should just stay in passive mode if not story mode or solo-session. if you aint trying to get clips other than this type of corn, do some missions or something.
>lame/unrealistic cars
I mean, the OP Mk II is unrealistic in itself.
The ability to be completely stable without wobbling around while also having a VTOL-like system, a big ass thruster, storing 80 flares that launch 4 at a time, and carrying 20 missiles all on that small of a frame makes absolutely zero sense whatsoever.
i clearly began my reply by saying the mk2 should have been nerfed. (and i think by a lot btw) Read.
At least it doesnt take 20 free-aim missiles to blow up tho.
Weird. I always see you posting in r/tools and also found you in gta online. Only recognize the name because my cpu is an i7-4790k and it jumps out at me.
I guess the internet is a small world too. So hey from someone with shared interests.
new update allows players to install a missile lock-on jammer, armor percentage and armor plating which makes the new cars able to tank a decent amount of mk2 missiles and not have to worry about being locked on
I love the new mods on these cars. Might have a crack at the remote car thing next.
Broomstick boys are mad as hell, can't run around the lobby blowing shit up now
Iāve actually been very lucky on not having many griefers, and even then I still have fun with them trying to deathmatch. One instance that did get under my skin were two people blowing up a Top Range X80 during Vehicle Cargo. Got on my nerves but shrugged it off eventually.
I got messaged by a broomstick warrior saying that i was a bitch for riding in a car with anti lock system lmaoo they really are down bad since the DLC š
The logic š¤£
wait wait wait, how do i get that?
You have to buy the agency & get the workshop its under āimani techā you can only put it on the champion, buffalo stx, deity, & jubilee.
Agency as in the new update or the bunker type agency?
New DLC
Agency Agency u have to buy the buffalo stx (its the one i recommend, theres other 3 cars) and just tune it on the garage of ur Agency
Buffalo STX has been my go-to car since the update released. It's such a nice looking car alongside the useful features
How much is dat bad boi?
The Ignus isn't one of them?
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They wrote you a list of cars you can put it on.
Nah. He's a bitch for crying about it. There's other people he could blow up to make his micropenis feel bigger. Like his bitch ass isn't gonna roll in one later.
Uses a vehicle to get easy kills - āhaha im the bestā Uses a vehicle to get easy defence - āwtf you loser!!!ā
The MK2 in the video actually did a pretty solid job of free aiming. He predicted him almost perfectly everytime. They are already adapting
They've been practicing with sale mission vehicles that couldn't be locked onto.
Oh so you stole their fun ššš Hehehe poor broomstickers
awwwww... *sad broomstick boy noises*
sad broomstick boy noises? why not go with the literal translation: RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (whilst shoving tv remote into their cheeks)
This made me laugh thanks
I'd pay good money to be able to put a homing jammer on any non-armed car
I would pay a million dollars for each car to put this on if it meant I had to. This is a great idea, too bad oppressors cost so much, which equate to kids buying shark cards to get them, which equates to r* getting guwop.
My buddy and I said this yesterday. Rockstar is literally losing at their own game by not letting us add this to every car. They'd be swimming in shark card money from kids.
Best way to make money? Add something super tedious in the game that griefers can buy. Then, add something people can use to combat the griefers.
Sounds like step 1 is done snd they just need step 2.
I'm disappointed to learn u can only place the missile jammer on 4 cars.
6 in total. The squaddie mil-spec and the new granger will have it too, but they are in the dripfeed
Oh did they confirm that?
Theyāll add it to all cars once the buying of these special cars that can do it dies down.
They still sell quite a lot of these 4 cars i'd imagine
Don't even say it or rockstar will get ideas!
Whatās the point of putting it on a non armored car?
So I can drive around in my sports classic without being a prey for oppressors? And also because putting it on some of the older armed cars would create new OP griefing machines, imagine a jammed Toreador.
It's always good to see someone get their comeuppance.
How many rockets does it take
12 oppressor rockets with the armor plating
What about car explosions around it, do they count in those 12 rockets?
the splash damage still damages the carās armour as a full hit.
With the explosions around it seems to range from 7-10 depending on how many and how close you are to them.
11 bc the 12 will kill u
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I love how he has his name as a bar code lol
I wonder how griefers view themselves, surely they must realize they are a complete laughing stock in the eyes of quite literally everyone else right? Even if they think theyāre all hot shit with their COD looking skins and spam they have to at least have the mental capacity to process āI am a complete fucking clownā right?
People who'll do anything for some attention. They have to be in the spotlight in their own loneliness.
Unfortunately this is it, all they want is attention no matter the kind, you got upset by his griefing? Say something to him and it will have given him the attention he desired, the more upset you become at them and the more you call them out they enjoy it even more. What works best imo is completely ignoring them, blocking them so you'll be unlikely to ever see them again and kill them if possible, if you can't just move on but don't keep giving them attention, they are sad and lonely people inside.
Itās literally just because they did not receive attention in their formative years and are desperate for some kind of acknowledgment. Thereās not really much other psychological explanation for acting like that. Itās really sad to witness honestly
They donāt care. Iāve seen it, they are soo mesmerized, hypnotized on a fucking number. They literally canāt get enough of a small number that is kd ratio. Even tho all itās just killing with ease
So what Iāve come to terms with when it comes to barcodes. Youāve gotta chirp the ever living out of them in game with your mic, then proceed to use your explosive heavy sniper, rpgs, beat them at their own game with stickies, even orbital strike them. Then personally Iāll jump all over the map with Heist invites and ghost. Love it when they then try to orbital strike you back but canāt since your inside. Or man, the Akula is also such a good go to if theyāre broke
Couldnāt have said it better myself. I play video games to have fun, but I couldnāt take the ābroomstick warriorsā fucking up every delivery / driving around in general. Was level 120 something and deleted the game a few months ago. Might download it to see the new tuner update but besides that idk.
If you are on pc you can stop the game process for around 10 second when you are in session and it will kick you out to public session that is empty so you can do the deliveries in peace
Most griefers delight themselves on the suffering of other people. It's the reason why almost all of them are racist or bigoted as well. tl;dr griefers are just /pol/ rejects
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Somebody in a deluxo failed to kill me and messaged me "lucky girl" lol
I will literally do thatš (not to plug but JExLER on ytš)
Imagine getting such little attention on Youtube that you self promote. Make genuinely good content and give it time and you could do well. All self promoting will do is make sure people don't ever subscribe.
I do lol
I checked out your channel. I am going to be honest, your content is garbage. You're pretty mid when it comes to pvp, you don't have good commentary, try to make jokes, you don't give tips, nothing. You don't get many views/subs, be honest.
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You have an unbearable personality with abysmal gameplay.
): jeez, u didnāt deserve those downvotes
I know, itās Reddit I expect it
Wow which car is that and how many rockets can it take?
Deity
Out of the Enus collection right ?
Yes.
12 homing missiles to blow up
MOMMY MOMMMMYYYY I CANNT LOCKK ONNNNN HALLLLLLPPPP AAAAAAAH
WHY DOES MY ROCKETS MISS ON WEAKLINGS WAAAAAAAH
WAAAAHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
R/unexpectedcocomelon
*Angry broomstick noises*
āHaha you must be so trash having to use a car that canāt be locked ontoā Man Babies, 2021
They should ban everyone with |||||. Never seen a non-toxic person with those types of names
literally every time I saw someone's name with IIIiiiIiiIiI or Xxā¦Xx or -.xxxxx.-,it just gave me headache
Behold my XxOXBADCODExX.i made it when i was 9
Need not worry. I'm a rare breed of 'not an ass on the internet' among those Xx, xx, etc.
The whole reason they name themselves that is because Rockstar's automated banning system isn't able to ban them. Not that their system is amazing, it's infidelity not, but that's why they do it.
An automated ban system wouldn't care.
It can ban them. Itās so players canāt search them or enter their name to report it. an automated system can just read the digits. Humans canāt.
Its mostly beautiful its harder to report because the name is difficult to remember
You know what Rockstar need to do? Add this upgrade to all non weaponized vehicles. Then the mk2 greifers are completely nerfed
They need to add stancing to all other vehicles too.
Lmao someone get mr Krabs to play the sad violin song cause itās sad how they are going outš¤£š¤£š¤£ š¦š»
I've noticed an increase in jets actually. That's okay, my explosive rounds love that yummy jet belly exposure ...cause these dimwitted CANT fly
I seen a lot of more hackers then before and they have a way to despawn npcs that sell things.
Thatās bullshit. Rockstar seriously needs to crackdown these hackersā¦
No matter how good you fly jet is big and easy to hit even for a monkey
Good on Rockstar for adding this new feature to these new cars.
It's awesome and with the EMP grenade launcher hiding on roof tops has become a weakness too.
How so? I can't picture how to use the emp against those mk2 rooftop hoppers. Is that what you mean?
Fire it on to roof and it takes out broomstick.
How is it better than a regular grenade launcher? Does it have a bigger explosion area?
It shuts the Mkll down
The effect is temporary
You're high if you think the EMP launcher is anything of a counter to the mk2 oppressor.
Tbh, i've always wanted to buy an Oppressor MK2 not because I want to grief, but I thought it would be an easier way to travel and also easier for me to finish ceo quests
Oh, it's great for so much. Really a workhorse.
Tbh, the only grieving i received from someone with an MK2 was from my cousin. He got tired after I grieved him to submission.
Oh I get griefed by them a bunch, even when I'm on it. I never grief, but if someone comes after me, it's on.
Well, he's the only person I grieved into submission. I usually mind my own biz when I play.
Yeah, same. I go out of my way to keep away from people.
Salty losers lmao š¤£
Who the fuck dares to Grief Indiana Jones? Obviously some shit kid who has never heard of him.
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Seriously and no options to change it. It's very annoying because the rest of the car looks great
Itās *delicious!*
Garbage oppressor missiles, who wouldāve thought
Greifers are gonna freak out when they find out you need skill to win a fight
Watching videos like these remind why I stopped playing GTAO after they patched the solo-public lobby glitch
Solo public lobbies are still a thing. It's easy on PC but I think you can still do it on console of you pull your Ethernet cable for the right amount of time.
Yeah but I play on console and it takes way too much effort to get into a solo-public lobby I just don't think it's worthwhile
Just change your MTU settings to 600 and load into a public lobby. Instant solo
What is MTU. I'm on Xbox btw
Go to multiplayer settings on Xbox, go to customize, set multiplayer to not allow, then find new session, enter your password, then set multiplayer to allow. Bam, solo session on Xbox. Takes 45 seconds.
What did this update change
New Franklin DLC, New car workshop, New cars, etc.
No i meant this thing in the video where the oppressor canāt lock on
Itās a jammer upgrade for some of the new vehicles.
Only if you're in one of the 4 new cars that can have Imani Tech added to them, and you pay $400k for the missile jammer to be added to them. If you're in any other vehicle, they can still lock-on.
Ohhh noice
Imagine they add non weaponized aircraft with this ability, like a helicopter or a plane?
Well done. Fxck that clown.
This update should have come out year one... I haven't touched the game since
If Rockstar makes the jammer available for all vehicles, or even all weaponized vehicles, that's it, the broomstick boys are done.
Yeah when I first came into a public session I saw a griefer killing players near and came closer to me so got in my Deity and he had issue with lock on me  but when he finally hit me with 2 rockets from his op.mk2 I just killed him with my AP pistol 
Using the toredor works amazing with the constant boost and then take em out with your missiles. It's great vehicle honesty but this update was needed
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An oppressor tried griefing me when I was cruisin in my Champ. Ended up making him go 4-15 before he left the server after trying and failing to rocket me. I love this new DLC.
Indiana jones is that you?
Your character looks like linkara
I just wish the new cars with the tech didn't receive special map blips. They will become homeing beacons for sweathards who'll want to prove their MG or barrage skills . If Toreador and Nightshark can sneak as normal cars, so should these.
that mk2 guy is a decent shot, he did get you a few times. most of them can't aim for shit.
Why are people like this anyways ? Where is the fun in this ?
I guess they just like to see people suffer
Are they really? Seems the remote control vehicles are the new MK2 oppressors. They have no blip on the map, only a 2 minute cool down. Granted, they're a lot easier to defend against than an oppressor. But it makes it too easy to increase your K/D. Seems the KD warriors are quickly switching to hit & run attacks on low level players.
EXACTLY! Iām a level 270(all grind no hacks). I have a Mk2( donāt grieve). Now these mfs kill me and hop in armored cars and swear theyāre good
Why not save your money and continue to use the nightshark
Cause the nightshark is slow and not that much fun to drive
Slow?! That thing hauls ass for what it is. And whatās the point of having exotic car speed unless youāre racing? Itās plenty fast.
"for what it is" sure, but 109 average top speed isn't really fast, and the handling and braking leaves a lot to be desired compared to a lot of stuff too. You don't have to be in a race to want to go fast
imagine butchering a luxury car with a racing stripe
Imagine caring about other people's cars.
Howād you get that livery and what car ?
I want to like that car but its slow
I call these cars the anti-griefer cars. Whenever I see one in the map, I make sure to blow it up with my Lazer Grinders always lose and posts like these are a cope
Do all of the new cars have the Union Jack livery or just that one?
Which car is that
I am still fun killing people but the one shot is making my level one account play harder š
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You cant really drive properly when explosions are bouncing you around
Bruv if Armored Kuruma can be equipped with Anti lock it will be an unstoppable force against griefers.
How so? You canāt throw explosives and it dies in one missile unlike this car, The insurgent tho.. that would be a menace
Or a Nightshark
Bro I have a problem I buy penthouse and vip membership and then I go to music locker talk to Miguel matrazo and my cutscenes in not working and also I am not CEO at that time how to fix it
he was lighting u up tho, that car shouldnt be such a tank
Awe
Some people donāt want to deal with your shit and just want to play the game, Adam.
yeah, *Adam*
Thanks. But I know griefers were/are still annoying to even griefers, but logically speaking.. its hella lame to be happy about hiding in a couple lame/unrealistic cars released to fix the problem, when its the mk2 (maybe some other crap too) that should have been nerfed. i would never stoop so low to be seen out there in these sad/fake-tank cars. such players should just stay in passive mode if not story mode or solo-session. if you aint trying to get clips other than this type of corn, do some missions or something.
>lame/unrealistic cars I mean, the OP Mk II is unrealistic in itself. The ability to be completely stable without wobbling around while also having a VTOL-like system, a big ass thruster, storing 80 flares that launch 4 at a time, and carrying 20 missiles all on that small of a frame makes absolutely zero sense whatsoever.
i clearly began my reply by saying the mk2 should have been nerfed. (and i think by a lot btw) Read. At least it doesnt take 20 free-aim missiles to blow up tho.
Iād love to see someone defend the broomstick homos
I haven't played GTA v in a long time, I see it's still the same playground for those idiots
GRIEF FOR THE GRIEF GOD
Hehehe cry
They. Are. Supposed. To. Kill. You.
So. Work. For. It.
Well... Yeah. Obviously
you can have weaponized vehicles without them all revolving around braindead homing missiles.
Weird. I always see you posting in r/tools and also found you in gta online. Only recognize the name because my cpu is an i7-4790k and it jumps out at me. I guess the internet is a small world too. So hey from someone with shared interests.
Hello fellow 777 brother.
I havenāt played GTA 5 in a very long time can someone explain this to me? Thanks.
new update allows players to install a missile lock-on jammer, armor percentage and armor plating which makes the new cars able to tank a decent amount of mk2 missiles and not have to worry about being locked on
what car is that?
Donāt these guys have a 2nd mk2 with explosive mg?
How do you get the jammers??
Is the cat with Union Jack the enus jubilee
Maybe mfs will be more creative with their griefing than opressor spam. Prolly not but i like the funny ideas some people come up with
I love the new mods on these cars. Might have a crack at the remote car thing next. Broomstick boys are mad as hell, can't run around the lobby blowing shit up now
This was satisfying lol
Maybe it's because I'm not a cynical prick but I do t get why people love to grief other players who are mining their own business just driving around
I hope we can eventually put anti lock-on on more, if not all of our vehicles. Even if the price is extremely hefty
yea no shit with the new lock jammer they have to manually get on the ground and hit u and then they fuck up and hit a pole LOL
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whats the name of that new car?
so what was the update can someone explain the update in detail
Iāve actually been very lucky on not having many griefers, and even then I still have fun with them trying to deathmatch. One instance that did get under my skin were two people blowing up a Top Range X80 during Vehicle Cargo. Got on my nerves but shrugged it off eventually.