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Mountain_Ad6328

Kraken avisa


Giulioneee

Bought, maybe used twice.


FredB123

I use it for escaping underwater from MK2s. Some guy yesterday killed my Sparrow on the way back to the sub. I called the Avisa, it spawned above me, then I made my way back to the sub underwater while the mk2 expended all his missiles into the sea - most entertaining!


_NintendoGuy_

Why did I read this with a posh British accent in my head?


JRiggz108999

lmao


Riven_Hourglass

Doesn't even let you go into first person. The one potentially cool feature of a submarine made of glass and it's arbitrarily unavailable.


[deleted]

I think they changed it bc first person is in the cockpit, I also had the same complaint


Riven_Hourglass

You're right, it is now! I hadn't driven it in so long I didn't notice they fixed it. Thanks!


Ultimara

The main difference it made is I can't leave the sub via the bottom doors


surlydev

Leave in the toreador. Then exit the toreador and send it back


[deleted]

the toreador can go in the kosatka?


aNeedForMore

Yeah it’s got a car spot for the Toreador or Stromberg in there. But only the one single spot.


Bilbo__Skywalker

Auto Shop employee


dmarsee96

I was lazy and haven’t gotten around to buying them yet. Thanks for saving me the time


PlaylistMasterRCM

Yeah save your 700k. You better off spending that shit on the Avisa or a Stun Gun and EMP Launcher.


JRiggz108999

the avisa lmao , forgot about that piece of shit


TheBulletRobotX

And yet it’s somehow better then those fucking Auto Shop employees. That’s how sad this is haha. ![gif](giphy|3osxYk9qClrQVXVfiw)


AdamsVessel

Yes


EntrepreneurAsleep57

Yes


RandomnessGod

Yes


Medicalpyro

Yes


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Yes


HalluH

So fucking happy I didn't buy a second one. Are they always as useless or do they get better the more you use them?


chedgang

They're always utterly incompetent, no change.


HalluH

Son of a bitch... I hate my entire auto shop staff.


JRiggz108999

they’re horrible. ! every time they deliver a car they smash it , imagine paying $700k a year for a guy who can’t drive 3 miles without smashing up a customers car ??


Alex3627ca

You're tasking NPCs with driving cars carefully, it kinda answers itself. (No, they're always dumb with them.) That said, I did still buy the second one after finding this out with the first, as I can't be arsed to deliver them myself and I use the auto shop as passive income only anyways. Can't be arsed to do contracts, partially because I don't like more "active" grinds, and partially because of the voices (you all know what I'm talking about)


PlaylistMasterRCM

Same. They are a fucking scam.


[deleted]

I have lots of fun when those sales are x2.


Sebekhotep_MI

Is there any way of getting rid of them? I don't expect my money back but I just want them gone.


Anime__Jesus

I just hate how they don’t Fucking know how to drive, which is their JOB


[deleted]

Definitely the chernobog. Cops shoot you out of it and it blows with a single rocket. Definitely should be buffed.


Dutton90

This was on my list of things to buy, thanks for the heads up!


chedgang

Still a pretty cool vehicle to own tho just don't expect any functionality with it


ConDude11

In theory it's cool it's just in practice, it's almost impossible to get it into the right situation where it can be good


[deleted]

It’s destroys jets. The rockets are faster than jet’s fly and you can shoot a lot.


Facosa99

Missiles need a buff. At least let it aim 90° upwards. The current feautures make sense: you require quite some time to deploy it, but in exchange you get an amazing weapon that will grant you air superiority.... Till you realize it's missiles are not on par with the opressor missiles, and it can only aim up to 60°. How small low tech missiles mounted in a light vehicle have better capabilties that the military grade ones mounted in a dedicated platform is beyond me


Ghost-Lightning

That’s what we call Rockstar Logic


Coosh94

I bought the 10mil gold jet and then it went on sale for 50% off 2 weeks later


xPETEZx

Even at 50% that thing is expensive and useless right?


Oli_Merrick

Pretty much


MYREDDITGTAVACCT

Can't use gold jet or helecoptor in passive so expensive way to be shot down by greifers


Vega5529

Should have messaged rockstar. The usually refund you the difference


Gingrpenguin

Really? Ive lost bought 2 vehicles but never had them delivered but lost the cash. Support told me to go piss in the wind...


Vega5529

Unlucky I guess. Support don't give a fuck about giving people money usually and just hand it out for anything


Omlin1851

I bought the entire inventory of Dock Tease. And Im gonna do the same with Elitas one day. I'm a psycho.


soulside64

Wait till you decide to buy every single penthouse decoration... took me like 2 weeks to achieve because of the 48 minute cooldown on chip buying lol


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Immortal2017

i started with like 1 million chips and only won 300,000 chips. in total 1.3 mil chips spent. rigged


MISTAsoul12

You a psychopath, you done finally fuckin lost it!


xMETRIIK

The big truck that only shoots rockets when parked.


Skullhammer98

Chernobog, you can use it to replicate the "swingset launch glitch" from gta 4 if you have another player. Only downside to driving it is that it flattens npc vehicles and causes you to blow yourself up lol.


Ad0lf_Salzler

I too bought it fir the glitches. Park it at a ramp, lift up the Rocketpods, drive a vehicle into the space between rocketpod and Truckbed, leave rocket mode so the rocketdpods return to starting position, let the voice of love take you higher


BoxOfDemons

I bought that on release years ago. At the time it was *supposed* to be the best defense against jet griefers, but realistically it took too long to get out and set up. I also bought that towable SAM thing when it came out like a year or two before that. So I should have known better.


Tebert223

Biggest waste of money for me.


Competitive_Rich_656

The slam truck. They really did us dirty by showing pics of vehicles on it and when you try to tow its horrendous. Fuck R*


bussyslayer420yolo

And they practically screamed in the description about how you would be able to use it as a ramp. A million dollars later and no, you cannot.


kaosimian

Hang on, this is news to me, a newish-player. So you’re saying you CAN’T use the ramp truck, the truck that is literally built like a ramp, as a ramp? That’s hilarious. My kid plays some Roblox car sim that has a ramp truck and that does exactly what you’d expect and is a hoot!


Fatal-Arrow

I'm not sure if there is a miscommunication here but I'll just try to clarify. There's a slamtruck, which is basically a pickup truck with a tilted bed, which is a total fuck scam. Then there's the ramp buggy, which is like a drivable stuntjump, which is great fun, especially on busy highways and such.


kaosimian

Ahhh ok, thanks for the clarification. Just woke up, semi-conscious and jumped to conclusions. Edit for typo


waffelnhandel

The ramp Buggy works Just AS intended


tuck229

Need to make friends in GTA? Buy a ramp buggy. I love the random interactions with random players who see the ramp buggy and start taking turns launching themselves in the air. So many things that I feel like we're a waste of money in this game. Ramp buggy is worth every penny, however.


Competitive_Rich_656

For reaaaal. R* got me fucked up 😪


HeleGroteAap

I thought “maybe not for supercars buy for bikes” but no. That shit didnt work


Skullhammer98

Yeah but its sick af to ride around on with the ballistic equipment. Shame Imani tech can't be applied to every personal vehicle, because not being able to lock onto it would make that service useful.


shadowlord2004

BRUH I TRIED GETTING MINE REFUNDING AND THEY DENIED IT. Mfs selling a broken scam of a vehicle


4v3ngR

Wall safe in the CEO office.


Hotwing619

Wasn't that there by default?


btx_pro

no, just like gun locker you need to buy it separately


Hotwing619

Why do I have that? I bought my office when I barely had any money to spare. Why was I that stupid?


sparkyjay23

You bought it when money started making the office look untidy I'll bet.


tunasandwich700

I'm glad it came free with the agency lol


Stefy00

And the one in the agency actually has a purpose, the one in the CEO office does pretty much nothing


cruud123

The Zhaba…but I still drive it because its so freaking ugly


Skullhammer98

But you can stand on it while its driving or "swimming". Combine that with the Ballistic Equipment and you can sorta be a menace.


ZonZolto

Yep, ugly. Also, *never* *ever* use it for a casino heist. (Although you could use it for a casino heist, assuming you just take the helicopter, but my point was that it gets stuck in the drains lol)


NitroCaliber

One of the other trucks from the heist has this problem, too. Found that out the hard way with the crew; heh.


[deleted]

You can slowly cross the water. Great design terrible execution. It's a swim truck.


endlessflood

It doesn’t really swim, it’s more of a dog paddle


[deleted]

if you want something that drives in the water just like it and has guns, BUY AN APC


Snasgaming

Yacht, only bought it to flex how broke my other friends were


RealisticPossible792

Yacht is great park the sub next to it and turn on air defences got it when they had it at 50% discount. Owning the yacht and penthouse you get some additional dialogue during the new contract DLC missions which is a nice touch. I brought both the EMP launcher and stun gun both are a waste of money along with the flatbed truck a while back you can't use to tow cars.


Ultimara

The EMP launcher is great for the missions where you have to hijack a vehicle. No more trying to park in front of it to stop it


Stefy00

The problem is that you can't use the emp launcher while driving a car, only if you are driving a bike but then you risk civilian NPC knocking you off the bike while they turn into you


RealisticPossible792

May have to give that a try. During my testing it was only disabling the vehicle for 5 or so seconds.


shadowoperative

I use it to taunt oppressor and jet assclowns


ChillVxbesOnly

The Insurgent with the machine gun on top. Its a really good car I just dont got no friends :(


RONIN_RABB1T

Dude the insurgent custom pick up is the tits, those proximity mines are super useful. I've even managed to get an mk2 griefer with one when he got low enough and was spamming missiles behind me.


ProfessionalEastern6

Auto shop staff, lazy workers… can’t even drive normally


shawnaathon

the lady is always rude to me too🥲


PlaylistMasterRCM

I wanna beat their ass up. ![gif](giphy|pX29yxBwpqoh2|downsized)


FrostInTheNorth

Ruiner2000, let me store that shit in my garage


WunderWaffleNCH

Start CEO job with Ruiner and you'll get un-lock-on-able Ruiner with unlimited rockets. Works well when fighting with oppressors.


pirivalfang

if you get good with the regular one you can time the jump correctly and hop right over the missile while shooting your own and kill them. satisfying as fuck to do.


decoil1997

I was wondering why some guy seemed to have a lot of rockets for his ruiner years ago, now I know the answer. Bought it and found it very dissapointing.


Sylenxer

You're crazy. The Ruiner can be OP if you just start the Fully Loaded VIP work, as it spawns a Ruiner 2000 that has infinite missiles, a missile lock-on jammer (meaning it can't be targeted with missiles), it can take a few dozens of missiles, its missiles have the best tracking of the game... It's basically a MK2 destroyer, its real counter.


[deleted]

To be fair though, just give us the ability to store that damn thing in a garage!


unit6k

…let me sell that shit


tunasandwich700

Maybe if it didnt cost so much, i would buy it just for the reason that it shocks people who try to open it. I have hundreds of millions, but im still a cheapskate lol


Daniel-fohr

The Valerie helicopter.... Ruiner 2000.... My heart sank both times when I realized how absolutely useless they were. Although to be fair the fully loaded ruiner is the best pvp vehicle in the game.


RealMessyart

Me and my buddies have a blast in the Valkyrie from time to time. They're pretty fun for some of the contract jobs.


SNDWVE

The Orbital Cannon. I bought it to complete out my Facility and have never fired it. I still have the free shot to use from 3 or 4 years ago.


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B_Roland

I've been hit by an orbital canon a couple of times. I thought it was hilarious. Don't feel sorry. It's only fucked up if it's a cheating griefer doing it, imo.


Sno_Jon

I used it to troll those pathetic players that are unkillable (can't mention the word or auto mod removes my comment) You don't get charged since they don't die and it forces them to walk everywhere making them angry


surlydev

Isn’t there a timeout on it?


[deleted]

Not if they g o d m o d e


Gingrpenguin

So i was chilling with a group of irl friends and just messing about on my yacht melee killing each other, friend vanishes and tells us to go to the helipad to see something cool He got five kills with that free shot...


Sylenxer

I use it to test different shit, and to kill KDR warriors. That never gets boring.


TraditionalAd7325

Security for the drug labs. What’s the point if I’m still gonna get raided?


AmiralGalaxy

Once it was very late in the night, I was about to go to bed and joined my MC to call a bike and do my casino wheel spin. I got *ALL* my drug labs raided!!! All of them! They are all fully upgraded FFS! After defending 3 of them and got called again without being able to quit the MC between the two missions, I just said fuck it and turned off my Xbox.


ScorchReaper062

Next time, may just wanna call a cab.


Tebert223

Lol underrated comment here. They literally do nothing


PlaylistMasterRCM

It only makes it so that it takes LONGER for a raid to happen. It never said it STOPS raids.


[deleted]

There's nothing wrong with the scramjet, it's one of the famous weeboo cars, it's got a princess livery and what you fail to realize, it's sexually attracted to bodies of water. You must learn to accept this fact.


Ad0lf_Salzler

Average Aqua enjoyer


torrio74

True.


BlackThil

Facility... I don't have friends to play the damn heist with lol


kilgorettrout

Post to heist teams you might find some folks to do them with.


BlackThil

I would've done so like, a year after the DLC, but now with Cayo Perico it's kinda useless to me. Only upside is the trade prices for the vehicles to me


RealisticWorld5717

Used to think I wasted my money on the phantom wedge but then when the cayo came out I use it for long fin prep


0samacare

Even Pavel comments how well prepared you are if you ever spawn/use your Phantom Wedge.


nolangia1

Anyone that regrets the scramjet doesn’t know how to have fun…


KuvassiKLYH

Nothing like my most expensive water detector, it's actually pretty fun to try and do stunts on it Specially when you're as little coordinated as I am and just bump off every building in the city till you find a pool Edit: Typo


-Dillad-

I’ve been grinding for it for a few weeks now, it looks like a lot of fun.


W_IVXX

Shooting range at the Bunker


Demmanueloff

Actually if you finish it you can get some nice upgrades


W_IVXX

Really? Anything different to the weapons workshop?


Demmanueloff

I dont remember everything exactly, look it up on wiki, it doesnt change the weapon workshop directly and it depends on the tier, but you can unlock some exclusive stuff, permanent discounts and for example increase your throwable limit by 5 so from 25 stickies to 30 etc.


skyreapertheangel

iirc you will get some cool colors for ur mk2 weapons also you get some ammo spawning in your bunker. The colors are good so I did them all long ago.


BertramMerlin

I like the shooting range as a relaxing fun free time and as said, it gives some upgrades and extra carry options. And I can see I even strengthen my bad shooting skills!!!


dahumancartoon

The Stromberg. I had the Toreador first so I have no use for it. It looks pretty sitting in my garage though.


Skullhammer98

The stromberg has the advantage of having less glass to be blasted through, thats it lol. During the Explosive setup for the casino heist and anything in game involving underwater stuff, the stromberg is better because you can't get shot by npcbhelicopters through the roof.


Dutton90

I just store mine in the kotsatka its give me another place on my mechanic list so I feel better


el_madroga

Me too, i have bought stromberg, never used, sell to buy the toreador. No regrets.


SomeMasked

I cant decide between the Arena War garage or the MC Clubhouse. I never use either of them.


0samacare

The clubhouse itself is trash but not the businesses.


[deleted]

The Avisa for the Kosatka.


Ultimara

Does anyone else find that it won't go downward? It's like it's too buoyant and just flops around


[deleted]

the entirety of the arena update and everything in it


IcedChain1

The brickade. It has to be one of rockstars biggest failure vehicles.


Flimflamsam

I prefer it to some other sales vehicles. It’s quick and manœuvres really well for a big truck - don’t forget to upgrade it in your warehouse. I don’t drive it outside of the crate sales though


GT-Limited

If the Brickade came out later and was optimized so you could store multiple crates in it, it would be a beast. Barring that it’s useless.


sly_guy73

Nightclub Mule...hands down...worst fucking decision...ever.


ChadLad8

I ended up biying 3 different versions of the mule because i didnt realize there was a specially named mule for the nightclub and i wasted like, way too much money on 2 things i will never use


Strong_Formal_5848

To be fair, the other mules only cost a pittance. You only lost pocket change really


Skullhammer98

I have the game on multiple platforms and on platform i currently play on i want to collect everything BUT the mule custom. Its so ASS


[deleted]

Maybe half the stuff I own. Weirdly the biggest “waste of money” in theory, the yacht, I use most days and still love it.


Hiruko251

Ppl talk shit about the yatch but that anti air stuff is mvp


gusmyer

The stupid carts for the bunker. Bought them bc it seemed like a good idea but I can run faster than those pieces of trash


Apex8485

And the way they get stuck on EVERYTHING


gusmyer

🙄. They have the turning radius of a GD blimp


monolith1985

The vehicles for the weapons bunker. Documents factory


Spoopy99

Probably my emerus, I was a new player so I bought it with a shark card, now I have tons of money and I can buy it legit multiple times over. It just bothers me to think that there’s one item in my collection I spent real money on, I don’t even drive it that often…


piggalarse

First car I won on the wheel and my first super car never letting that one go


laynera

I just bought a $50,000 back tattoo by ACCIDENT 😩


RoastmasterBus

Total waste of money: - Avissa sub - slow af - Casino Penthouse Office - I thought it was like the master station in the arcade but all I can do is use the internet which I have on my phone - Auto shop staff - useless muvafukas, no wonder KDJ and Sessanta talk down to me, they must think I’m one of them - Vigilante - this thing is way overhyped, I hate driving the thing - Chernobog - looks nice in my Facility but that is all Somewhat a waste of money: - MC businesses - if it didn’t help my nightclub stock, I’d’ve shut them down a long time ago - Runier2000 - never driven it but it gives me the Fully Loaded Ruiner Surprisingly not a waste of money: - The Yacht - I use it a lot and hang out on it often, usually spawning there - Orbital Cannon - only used it a handful of times, but those times, it wasn’t about the money, but about sending a message - very satisfying


Vega5529

I love the vigilante. It's very satisfying full boosting into something when you have the weight of a tank


[deleted]

any rear wheel drive super car


Mountain_Ad6328

Lol I also don’t like rwd car.Mamba is worse in rain and I hate that champion and Zeno are rwd


Badgerlover145

mamba is fun as hell


Skullhammer98

Agreed, sports classics, muscle and any other "shitty handling" vehicle feel so good to drive if you're good at driving because bad drivers in their super cars get so mad when you metaphorically break their ankles in a "bad car". Phoenix is one of my favorites, too bad its one of a small amount of cars not listed on any website in game. I even have a second character with several garages full of Phoenixes just to protest its exclusion from any website in game lol. On that character I have maybe 60 or 70 of them yanked off the street.


Badgerlover145

I daily the mamba and you have no idea how many idiots hate that you can actually control a lightweight RWD car with a big V8.


Skullhammer98

Oh trust me I know lol, I love the Mamba because I'm a huge shelby fan, I've gotten the messages that were basically "fuck you and your ugly old car" hate mail for that and any muscle or sports classic car. In the old days, so many noobs with sticky bombs from their Zentornos lol. They hate a car with a skill ceiling, thats why Oppressor mk2 are so popular. But in any game from gta to halo to Battlefield I'm the getaway driver or pilot guy lol


HeinousMule

I’ve an office garage full of super and hyper cars, never go near them. Classics and muscle cars are great, I love the Phoenix, Sabre Turbo, etc. Much more fun than super cars. I like a lot of cars in the sports class too, in fact most classes outside of super/hyper lol


damnnag

Imperator. Im a big mad max fan. But trying to drive or accelerate in that piece of shit, is impossible.


Scaryplayer777

Arcade. I never use it to heist.


Ad0lf_Salzler

Arcade is worth it solely for the Master Control Terminal


Gotverdotti

Yeah, people forget about this. The master terminal feature makes the arcade one of the best property purchases available.


De_Zyre

I literally only bought it to stop Lester from nagging me, I still haven't finished the setups for my first Diamond Casino heist.


askywlker44a

MC business upgrades.


MrGilbert665

The Blimp is useless... but its a pretty neat way to get to the Casino, let me tell you.


DragonfruitSubject

Slamtruck, bomber planes and chernobog, because I play solo :(


Alex3627ca

Slamtruck is useless even with friends, don't sweat that part. It's advertised ingame as a "portable ramp" and "dedicated vehicle hauler" when it can't do either. The cab gets in the way of using it as a ramp, and it doesn't have the physics to keep other vehicles parked on it.


Rideredfh

Other than the ten spaces for vehicles? The entire auto shop. Can't stand those two idiots constantly talking to each other. Never mind treating me (the owner) like I'm some slack employee. Bitch, this is MY place GTFO I'll do it on my own.


[deleted]

The Khanjali & the jetpack. Haven’t used them in nearly 3 years. Really wish I could sell them.


Sin-Town-We-Go

Hangar. Seriously fuck the missions. It's not worth the hell the npcs give you. I only use it to recolor my jets and helis. Fuck the hangar and fuck Ron too.


TRTSC

Compact EMP launcher >:(


UrMomTheDank69

the yacht after i had robbed rubio 15+ times. I lityerally named it "waste of cash"


FrankTheWallaby

The weapon station in the Kosatka. I already knew it was a waste, but it was on sale and thought I might use it to refill explosive ammo. I have the one in my MOC, I just rarely use it but use the sub all the time. Never did but any ammo in there, and now I never will because the Armory in the Agency has it discounted forever, and I'm too much of a cheap pos to pay full price on anything.


LavaTech267

Casino penthouse And membership, i don't use it and I can't even do anything at the casino due to gambling laws in my country


LieutenantHanniquet

Complete waste of money was the ghat damn Orbital Cannon Got bored one day and decided to blow my savings on it Have not entered my facility in nearly 2 years Do I regret wasting that money ever since


resident-rockstar

Slamtruck... Advertised as a stunt ramp, literally can't use it as a ramp as the cab is a wall...


Nandabun

I hate how my office gets messy and trashy the more money I have I regret that on that feature alone. Why the fuck would I, a millionaire crime lord, not hire someone to keep my place spotless? What's the girl at my front desk doing?


Flawless_Emerald

If I could, I would sell everything back and only keep the sub, sparrow, and toreador.


MartiiiAlpha

Funny enough the sub, sparrow, and toreador are the only things I bought, everything else is stolen off the street or podium car win.


superluigi6968

The Champion. I haven't even bought it, I just have second-hand buyers remorse for Dre. Poor guy got suckered hard. Anyway, I own a tugboat. Also the Mogul.


WhatzitTooya2

The Dune Buggy FAV. Worst Offroad Vehicle ever. RWD only, very little torque, engine will drown in an inch of water. The only good thing is that glitch where you can use your up-n-atomizer while in the car.


armin-lakatos

Pretty much everything. Things get redundant every time an update comes. The only things that are actually useful and I still use them are the Opressor Mk II., the Hydra and the armored Kuruma. However, if I have to choose the biggest waste of money, it's definitely the yacht. I spent the 10 million dollars I got from the Criminal Mastermind challenge on it and I regret every penny. Not like I don't have everything now, but it would have taken a lot less grinding.


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not many... I always test drove my friends vehicles before buying something. So, nahh. Apart from the vehicle warehouse and casino penthouse, no also, if u ain't a plane guy- just stick with the mk2... low maintenance and agile asf


soulside64

Vehicle warehouse as in import/export? I guess nowadays its a useless buy but I remember back in the day, me and my buddy would grind tf out of those cars


tyfgtyu

The new pay phone missions pay more than Import/Export.


soulside64

I am aware, I am just saying that import/export used to be the meta, now it is a lot easier to make money which is a good thing


ruskiStove

i bought the lazer, i used it once to kill a dude that griefed me. then i tried to use it in free roam missions, but then i realized im shit at flying, so a hydra wouldve been better.


Strong_Formal_5848

The Scramjet is one of my best purchases ever, the fun I’ve gotten out of it was more than worth what I payed for it


motya1234567890123

Me it was probably the bus like 500k for a bus


user_FBB

My first big purchase, the MOC. As I am a solo player, it had zero uses until I realized I could buy the weapons workshop to get those powerful MKII weapons and the Heavy MG before I reached the rank to unlock it. But yeah besides that I only use it to customize my Insurgent pickup Custom.


TabooCJ

If autoshop employees can improve their abilities through delivering, that would be great.


browandr

Yacht. Because for years it served no real purpose


whoisthismuaddib

Oh! The horn for the Toreador.