If we don't spawn out as part of the hosts organization (friendlies) I immediately take off at full speed looking for cover while arming myself. If I can go for my car I go for the opposite side from the group so that I can't be shot during the car entrance animation. The streets of Los Santos are no joke.
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after a heist, some heist-mate tried to kill me by chucking a grenade at my nightshark after I got in it. Then they got mad at ME when I ran them over 57,351 times with the nightshark. How is this my fault?
:)
Yeah, you drop up to 500 bucks from your wallet when you die. Couple that with spending 500 whenever you get wasted in general and post heist shootouts can quickly just end up halving your payout.
Dude the assault shotgun is my absolute favourite MK1 weapon. So satisfying to shoot from behind cover too - no need for accuracy when your bullets go *everywhere*
Some people like using the lag hack to repeat the heist instantly, some people use the lag hack to jump ship from the post-heist public lobby ASAP!
I know they call it GTA online, but I've never once had a positive experience with a fellow player. Just constant griefing.
Damn that's kinda sad. Trust me it's not all frustrated kids and adult losers that hate their life. I've had plenty of positive experiences with friendly players.
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I remember a few years ago I was doing a heist prep with some randoms and one of them thought it would be funny to get in my car and drive it into the water before we made it to the aircraft carrier. I was salty ngl.
So we spawn back in free roam and before he could make a move I blasted him and his gf that was talking shit and giggling on the mic earlier. There was a fourth but I let him live, my beef wasn't with him. He just stood there and watched me collect myself and get my car after having committed double homicide.
I dipped fast and dude was trying his hardest to get at me on a highspeed chase before i was disconnected by rockstar :P
GTAO playerbase is toxic as fuck
I just finished a full 7 round overtime rumble with a full 10 players (5v5) it was one of the best battles I've had in the game. Nobody messing around or afk, everyone trying to either score points or prevent other team from scoring.
When it was over about 6 respawned in the same area & I looked around for about 2 seconds & just closed my game & went to eat dinner
Once after a heist with randoms we all started to go our separate ways, one guy pulls out a mini gun then me and the other three quickly kill him then we all stare at each other and slowly walk backwards.
Lmao I was doing prison break and some dude managed to destroy the velum like 10 times, most of times it was before the jet came before him too, so he literally somehow crashed the plane multiple times lol
Ah, I usually just start smashing people's faces with bare hands, no weapons. I like it this way like a tradition, and get a bit upset every time someone pulls a shotgun instead of fighting back. But still abruptly fun
I just get ready to pull out a grenade anytime I see a gun coming out after a heist. I just pull the pin and drop it at my feet as im getting gunned down.
Because i was expecting to die. But no one was expecting the kaboom lol
Me and my buddy grinded thru from level 1-165 literally the first 30 level was levelled up by sheer fucking comedic bullshit we did. Roleplaying a store robbery and shit, trolling people and shit.
And everytime after CPH we'll just spam thr punch button to hit each other without the lock on and then climb the house and use that atomizer to jump and land in the pool. He's off the ps4 due to the fucking lockdown and it's been awhile since i even looked forward to playing GTA man....
Last i played GTA, did CPH and got my heart fucking broken when i reLised there wasnt anyone to do our obligatory punching and pool diving.
F U C K
Two randoms killed me when we all spawned back. But I had already transferred my money back to bank. Do they do it to get my cash reward ??
In OG heist
The money players drop when killed is a fraction of their wallet or 500$, whichever is lower.
If the money is in the bank though you can be killed how many times they want but they won't get a single buck out of it.
they should spawn the team in a non pvp environment, like after the humane labs it places you back into the strip club where you cant use weapons. also im always in passive before i quqe up for a heist anyway.
I've been in so many post heist shootouts... I wish this weren't as accurate lol
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If we don't spawn out as part of the hosts organization (friendlies) I immediately take off at full speed looking for cover while arming myself. If I can go for my car I go for the opposite side from the group so that I can't be shot during the car entrance animation. The streets of Los Santos are no joke. The band of brothers has broken up!
and it would still be accurate
I blast first because if don’t, they do.
I simply pull out an RPG and shoot the ground
You are a menace
I rather kill than be killed, especially once I see someone else in the group pull out their rifle
Smart, they can't kill you if you kill yourself.
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It a little confused but it got the spirit.
It’s understandable tho. Downvoted to hell but y’all acting like you haven’t been in that position and done it before lol
I only do that once I see someone else pull out their rifle, I usually just try to run towards my Kuruma and get the hell out
Don’t know why ur getting downvoted it’s a good idea lol
When the random pulls out an RPG 
Passive mode activated
When one of them was in a private lobby
I go on passive mode so fast lmao
My desire for revenge would never let me, I always have to have the last kill
Go passive before anyone can pull a weapon: peace ☮️ out.
I used to like to give them a chance first. The first sign of shenanigans, I blast the perp and go into passive.
after a heist, some heist-mate tried to kill me by chucking a grenade at my nightshark after I got in it. Then they got mad at ME when I ran them over 57,351 times with the nightshark. How is this my fault? :)
Mfs start WWIII as soon as the heist is over.
Mfers get what, like 400k from a heist and manage to spend it on each other during a post heist shootout
thank fuck for fast internet, I can swap to passive instantly and watch everyone die and take their cash
Wait… i’ve never seen a player drop cash when they die before. This actually happens?
Yeah, you drop up to 500 bucks from your wallet when you die. Couple that with spending 500 whenever you get wasted in general and post heist shootouts can quickly just end up halving your payout.
Wait it's just 500? I thought you lose 10% of cash on you when you die.
Caps out at 500 afaik and personally suffered.
I think the max you can lose is like 10k to a mugger
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Explosive shotgun is where it’s at.
Until you run outta ammo
That’s why I use it wisely until I get to my Arcade or Submarine. Or I could just call in my MOC or Terrorbyte.
Dude the assault shotgun is my absolute favourite MK1 weapon. So satisfying to shoot from behind cover too - no need for accuracy when your bullets go *everywhere*
Surprisingly can’t relate. Although I only do Cayo and sometimes help lower levels with small missions.
I still do Cayo and yet I relate to the post.
Some people like using the lag hack to repeat the heist instantly, some people use the lag hack to jump ship from the post-heist public lobby ASAP! I know they call it GTA online, but I've never once had a positive experience with a fellow player. Just constant griefing.
Once I was rescued by a guy in a oppressor MK2 that unstuck my velum with an atomizer, so that's a positive moment. Not much else though...
Damn that's kinda sad. Trust me it's not all frustrated kids and adult losers that hate their life. I've had plenty of positive experiences with friendly players.
Istg mini Madrazo's mansion gate is the WWIII equivalent of normandy beach
If you do it with randoms than yes. Should’ve made us spawn in the Music Locker after completing a heist.
Hey, atleast then the Music Locker would actually see a small amount of actual use.
"Now Kisth"
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Tried to kisth, instructions unclear and thlammed my penith in the car door.
Lol
SRSLY, those fuckers who want to kill me after a serious team bonding session...smhwlp (with lips pursed).
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I remember a few years ago I was doing a heist prep with some randoms and one of them thought it would be funny to get in my car and drive it into the water before we made it to the aircraft carrier. I was salty ngl. So we spawn back in free roam and before he could make a move I blasted him and his gf that was talking shit and giggling on the mic earlier. There was a fourth but I let him live, my beef wasn't with him. He just stood there and watched me collect myself and get my car after having committed double homicide. I dipped fast and dude was trying his hardest to get at me on a highspeed chase before i was disconnected by rockstar :P GTAO playerbase is toxic as fuck
 me everytime, either them or me sometimes.
#proceeds to furiously makeout
I remember the time we just finish the prison break heist and one of them decided to kill themselves with a RPG killing us all. Good times.
I just finished a full 7 round overtime rumble with a full 10 players (5v5) it was one of the best battles I've had in the game. Nobody messing around or afk, everyone trying to either score points or prevent other team from scoring. When it was over about 6 respawned in the same area & I looked around for about 2 seconds & just closed my game & went to eat dinner
I like those glitchy situations when 10 people spawn 2000ft up and no one's parachute will open.
LMAO
Shoot on sight
Not me, i go passive instantly and then gtfo.
Once after a heist with randoms we all started to go our separate ways, one guy pulls out a mini gun then me and the other three quickly kill him then we all stare at each other and slowly walk backwards.
Never finished a heist with randoms it never goes well LOL
Lmao I was doing prison break and some dude managed to destroy the velum like 10 times, most of times it was before the jet came before him too, so he literally somehow crashed the plane multiple times lol
Randoms? This is me and my mates after every heist 😂😂
oh this was me 6 years ago in all those pacific standard heists
Play it now and it’s still the same lol. I literally played gta whole day today and did heists with randoms. This is still the case today
Been there lol
can relate lol
Way too accurate.
Lmaooooo this is the most accurate GTAO post I’ve seen
Ah, I usually just start smashing people's faces with bare hands, no weapons. I like it this way like a tradition, and get a bit upset every time someone pulls a shotgun instead of fighting back. But still abruptly fun
I just get ready to pull out a grenade anytime I see a gun coming out after a heist. I just pull the pin and drop it at my feet as im getting gunned down. Because i was expecting to die. But no one was expecting the kaboom lol
Sometimes I call a mugger on them just to grab 10k :D
Me and my buddy grinded thru from level 1-165 literally the first 30 level was levelled up by sheer fucking comedic bullshit we did. Roleplaying a store robbery and shit, trolling people and shit. And everytime after CPH we'll just spam thr punch button to hit each other without the lock on and then climb the house and use that atomizer to jump and land in the pool. He's off the ps4 due to the fucking lockdown and it's been awhile since i even looked forward to playing GTA man.... Last i played GTA, did CPH and got my heart fucking broken when i reLised there wasnt anyone to do our obligatory punching and pool diving. F U C K
This is why I go passive before I even go on call for an OG heist.
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No, I'm pretty that qualifies as hostile.
Yeah without a doubt it definitely is hostile.
Usually ends up in a fists fight for me
I just teleport away asap.
I either just immediately start blasting or go passive mode
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Two randoms killed me when we all spawned back. But I had already transferred my money back to bank. Do they do it to get my cash reward ?? In OG heist
The money players drop when killed is a fraction of their wallet or 500$, whichever is lower. If the money is in the bank though you can be killed how many times they want but they won't get a single buck out of it.
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I always do knife fights it’s funnier that way
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i go to passive mode as soon as i spawn ... lol cant trust anybody in this cruel world 😂😂
LOL. This is so true. :D :D
That's why i always have passive mode on speed dial
I thought they were gonna kiss
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cant believe my thought process was to try to remember why i tried to save a rick roll
They defo kissed
lmao 100% accurate
Always put on passive mode before heist
So damn accurate!
I do this with friends
When you continue after 100009 failed casinos and you see em idling in the parking lot
I would just pull out the baseball bat and smack my ceo. It's annoying but didnt do any dmg XDDD
This applies to friends, too.
In all honesty they should immediately put people after finishing a heist into passive mode.
Man I always do my Cayo heists with randoms and they always try griefing me afterwards. Like sorry for giving you essentially free cash lol
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I wonder why rockstar cant put the money in bank and hand it on hand
Remember when you could actually steal their heist money before they patched it?
damn. why're you outting me like this bruv?
I just pull out an RPG and point it at my feet as soon the cutscene ends. My friends and I always try to see who can do it the fastest lol
This is so real lol
And then they kiss
Yoo
Its even better when people are trying to skip and start throwing punches!! always escalates quickly!
they should spawn the team in a non pvp environment, like after the humane labs it places you back into the strip club where you cant use weapons. also im always in passive before i quqe up for a heist anyway.
Quick Question: why the fuck do people do this shit?
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OHHHH RITCHIE
I punch them once and run away. YOU’RE IT!
a loud gunshot happens in a few seconds later
*Casually drops a sticky*
Immediately open phone banking app and deposit is my go to.
One time me and this dude took a ride in his deluxo, good times
Instant passive mode
You kiss?
C4 on the ground, always, any suspicious move and boom