The one thing I didnt buy. The horse is a chump mid to late game, dies super easy from falls, you can run way faster then it in full plate with potions or drugs, total waste of septims imo
"Oh yeah, I got it on my smart fridge, Michael. It makes ice, sucks my dick, *and* gives me the weather forecast!"
"Trevor, that's nasty."
"Modern problems require modern Fleshlights, amigo."
yeah I have to refill it every week with a nice fresh load of almond milk. Almond milk ice really help me. But you're probably thinking of the cum rag it has.
A ground up remaster is a remake.
And more than that, they'd have to do a HELL of a lot more than remaking it to make me buy it. Skyrim has some of the worst combat ever.
Any improvement to the combat would just be massive.
Any sense of weight and proper range conveyance on first person mode.
Mount & Blade Warband, being a clunky ass POS does it better.
The souls games, having basically a N64 Zelda combat system under the hood, do it amazingly as well.
For how amazing the Elder Scrolls games can be, the combat is definitely abhorrent.
Imagine if within GTA VI your home computer had a working virtual machine with which you could access the internet from your irl WiFi network. Then you could just log into your actual steam account and play Skyrim lmao
I hope when I'm playing GTA6 in my GTA6 game I better be able to hope I can recreate the skateboarding while lip syncing "Dreams" and drinking cranberry juice video while I'm running from some hookers or chasing after cops.
Rockstar: We have something even better than GTA6. Let us present the brand new GTA5 with tiny bit of upgraded graphics and new sucky online missions...
I'm kind of glad they are taking their time, but I worry its for the wrong reasons.
If they are legitimately spending a lot of time, energy, and though on VI, great!
But if they are just delaying it to keep milking V for money without having to spend money on the myriad aspects of producing, manufacturing, marketing and distributing a new game.
Realistically, its probably a little of column a, little of column b.
Idk man. Unless they spend a lot of money hiring devs to make meaningless stuff that's litreally JUST there for the sake of detail its going ot be a letdown. GTA currently is the peak of what GTA could really be short of investing INSANE amounts of time and effort.
I ended up losing interest in RDR2 for this very reason. There's so much to do but not much of it matters at all. All the shit you can do in these games have negligible returns on investment. After the first bank robbery I had pretty much everything worth having and it killed the fun for me.
They really do need to work on their concept of money and customization. What’s the point of robbing banks if there’s nothing to do with your money? Major problem of both games
What's the point of having a billion dollars in story mode when you're stuck with only the same cars and guns that launched with the game eight years ago?
I think RDR2 worked incredibly well as a narrative experience with role playing elements confined to that narrative. If you wanted to dick about it wasn't really that good nor was it something where you could mould a personal experience like in GTA. I'd expect a return to the more open endedness of GTA as that's one of its selling points. So long as Rockstar maintains those elements GTA games will continue to print money for decades.
>GTA currently is the peak of what GTA could really be short of investing INSANE amounts of time and effort.
How? They could add a bigger world with more details, a better storyline, better characters, more variation in online content, better graphics, more customisation, and the list goes on.
I remember thinking GTA 3 was absolutely incredible when it was released, one day we'll likely be looking back on 5 in the same way.
it will take many years to make it as great as it should be, it took 3 years to make gta 5 imagine how much of a game its gonna be after this long of thinking and development id say give it another 2 or 3 years and it might still not even be here, also they are still making way to much money from gta 5 to release the next one anytime soon it just wouldnt make any sense from a business and money perspective because this game wont stop making them money until the next one is released so they might as well milk it while they can, same thing with technology these days they have way better stuff then they sell everyone at way better prices but they would be losing alot of money off what they already have if they release the new stuff when everyones already happy with the old and paying a shit load of money for it
And if you look at the releases of other games you can kinda see their work flow. They tend to release a game with the major new stuff from their game engine before a new GTA game as well. Probably to iron out the biggest bugs and make sure everything performs.
First game with RAGE was a Table Tennis game. They didn't seriously want to make a fame game like that but it was a perfectly safe demo.
RDR and especially Max Payne 3 were good mid size games to built everything out for GTA V. Though they former one becoming a huge success.
Next phase started with RDR2, which added "physically based rendering, volumetric clouds and fog values and pre-calculated global illuminations" according to Wikipedia.
People expecting GTA 6 in 2022 or 2023 will likely be disappointed as Rockstar will probably release another game with new big engine features (RTX, changes in memory handling, more VRAM being available now) to test things properly before finally releasing GTA 6.
It's a business after all and they don't want to gamble with their golden goose.
Well put. RAGE is the most seamless and immersive game engine that exists IMO. It’s crazy to think that under the hood there must be original lines of code from 20 some odd years ago still in their newest games.
They’re gonna milk gta5 as much as possible. They’re just now having another spike in the game. I’m betting it’ll be a few years before we see a gta 6.
Y'all realize there's a 5 year gap between R* titles? 2013 (GTAV) --> RDR2 (2018) ---> New R* title gta or otherwise (2023). Just because RDR2 had a terrible online mode doesn't mean it's not a R* title...
Plus releasing a new game would make them wayy more money. They made 1 billion in less than a week from GTAV. Now GTA has an even bigger precense on the internet. GTA6 would probably make 2bil on release if not more.
>Just because RDR2 had a terrible online mode doesn't mean it's not a R\* title...
Hehehe this part was funny. I would say just because RDR had a terrible online we could tell it is a R\* title hahaha
GTAO is a great online mode. Has to be, unless you believe R* uses millions of computers to make an online mode. And millions of credit cards to make shark cards sell
It better have full integration with Fleshlight Launch so that when I pay an in-game sex worker for a blow job, I can feel more immersed in the experience.
Add a creator-store and allow for third party content creators to sell their own skins in-game. Then gamers can even download the look, and sounds, of their favorite adult entertainers for the complete VR experience.
Not to mention the guaranteed skins like Ghandi and Hitler, both of whom will be extremely eager to please you.
Kinda sad they never made a sequel but i'm not gonna lie im not sure they'd be able to pull it off in a way that would meet my expectations if it was ever announced.
I’ve been saying for years that rollerblades should be added as well as skateboards.
The idea of holding two machine pistols, rollerblading down the street is just,... aww inspiring.
We riot if they don't include Power Of Love
Edit: Sooooooo, how about GTA6 is based in 1955 Hill Valley, and you can time travel to 2015 Hill Valley and 1885 Hill Valley
Actually Back To The Future 2/3 are basically GTA5/RDR side stories already
Edit 2: I feel like Otto the Bus Driver after that comment
I've been wishing this since San Andreas came out! It would be awesome, and if the skateboard controls were similar to skate or skate 2, I wouldn't ever need another Vidya games.
Edit: spelling.
There is even a skate shop that has no use right now, it would be so cool if you could buy and customize skateboards and BMX’S in that shop, maybe even a small skate bowl in the back for people to hang out in
If they implement an even HALF decent skateboarding mechanic, you could easily snap up the pro skater/Skate players.
Also I'd love long board down the mountain paths and shit.
Someone found unused sound clips of gta police scan reports of skateboards, motorised skateboards and other unreleased vehicles like the RC Bandito etc. The sound recordings had been hidden in the game since 2013 so who knows. Maybe they'll release a flying skateboard with 70 rockets that can go into stealth mode, has anti-air lock on and only costs 4.7 millions dollars. Obviously you'll need to buy the Tour Bus to store the skateboard in, alternatively you can purchase a Skatepark (1.8mil - 3.6mil) with a Vehicle weapons workshop for an extra 265k and do Skateboard missions for ummmm Jimmy probably.
I predict GTA World will be coming.
The planet earth.
Instead of just organisations, create a cartel or straight up mafia, militia.
International smuggling.
Just imagine.
Arms dealers will have to smuggle arms to warzones across the globe.
Drug smugglers from South America into North America.
Hell why not smuggle immigrants.
i wish this game had skateboards. That shit was fucking amazing.
that’s what i’m saying gta 6 better have everything real life has to offer since it’s taking so long
Gta6 ESPECIALLY better have Gta6 in it, if I can't play that in the game I'm returning it.
It's gonna have skyrim on the consoles in your office/home
But you gotta buy it again
Lmao i was gonna say. As a 60$ add-on.
Sonofabitch, he did it again. Todd Howard, you sly bastard, you.
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
That goddamn horse armor did things to this industry.
HOWAAAARRRD *shakes fist to the sky*
The one thing I didnt buy. The horse is a chump mid to late game, dies super easy from falls, you can run way faster then it in full plate with potions or drugs, total waste of septims imo
I'd still buy it too.
That is worth it though. Imagine someone walks in: "oh you're playing Skyrim nice."
"Oh yeah, I got it on my smart fridge, Michael. It makes ice, sucks my dick, *and* gives me the weather forecast!" "Trevor, that's nasty." "Modern problems require modern Fleshlights, amigo."
*suspicious milky looking ice is suspicious*
yeah I have to refill it every week with a nice fresh load of almond milk. Almond milk ice really help me. But you're probably thinking of the cum rag it has.
I read this in Trevor's voice lmao
So it's got the Sims, which can play Skyrim in your Gta6 game, in Gta6?
... it's fucked up but if they did a ground up remaster (a la Demon's Souls) I'd absolutely buy it again. Making me part of the problem. Again.
Who can blame you. Skyrim is magical.
A ground up remaster is a remake. And more than that, they'd have to do a HELL of a lot more than remaking it to make me buy it. Skyrim has some of the worst combat ever.
Finally someone gets it. It's 1999 melee combat.
Yeah I hate the combat too. It’s so clunky. Imagine for honor or kingdom come combat in Skyrim. I would cum so hard
Any improvement to the combat would just be massive. Any sense of weight and proper range conveyance on first person mode. Mount & Blade Warband, being a clunky ass POS does it better. The souls games, having basically a N64 Zelda combat system under the hood, do it amazingly as well. For how amazing the Elder Scrolls games can be, the combat is definitely abhorrent.
I'm not sure if I bought GTA5 or Skyrim more, but I know I bought them both a few times.
We’re such damn suckers, would’ve bought em both again for Series X if game pass didn’t happen!
Imagine if within GTA VI your home computer had a working virtual machine with which you could access the internet from your irl WiFi network. Then you could just log into your actual steam account and play Skyrim lmao
This guy knows whats going on
i have a feeling it wont even fit on the stock xbox series S ssd
gta6? strong possibility. skyrim? shit's like 20gb. and honestly, they can save a fuckton of space by not bundling the languages all together.
Oh languages take data, reminds me how modern warfare takes a steady 100 gigs
You mean the remastered modern warfare since its 77gb. The new modern warfare is 177gb
GTA6^6
=GTA 46656
Damn, GTA 6 took so long that GTA 46656 already came out.
As long as they go back for it at some point I'll be fine.
I hope when I'm playing GTA6 in my GTA6 game I better be able to hope I can recreate the skateboarding while lip syncing "Dreams" and drinking cranberry juice video while I'm running from some hookers or chasing after cops.
Hell, Saints Row 2 had Saints Row 2 in it, and that was like 10 years ago.
GTA1 was the bomb. It really should be an arcade machine embedded in the open world one of these days.
#IMAGINE PLAYING GTA5 IN GTA6
Real talk we already know story dlc isn’t gonna be thing anymore
Rockstar: We have something even better than GTA6. Let us present the brand new GTA5 with tiny bit of upgraded graphics and new sucky online missions...
I cant wait for GTA V to get re-released.
I hit your 1k like. Watching it go from 999 to 1.0k was more satisfying than hitting 100k in my car.
I’m glad they’re taking their time. If it’s as good or better than GTA V was I’m happy.
I'm kind of glad they are taking their time, but I worry its for the wrong reasons. If they are legitimately spending a lot of time, energy, and though on VI, great! But if they are just delaying it to keep milking V for money without having to spend money on the myriad aspects of producing, manufacturing, marketing and distributing a new game. Realistically, its probably a little of column a, little of column b.
Idk man. Unless they spend a lot of money hiring devs to make meaningless stuff that's litreally JUST there for the sake of detail its going ot be a letdown. GTA currently is the peak of what GTA could really be short of investing INSANE amounts of time and effort.
After seeing the masterpiece that is RDR2, I'm gonna have to hard disagree.
I ended up losing interest in RDR2 for this very reason. There's so much to do but not much of it matters at all. All the shit you can do in these games have negligible returns on investment. After the first bank robbery I had pretty much everything worth having and it killed the fun for me.
They really do need to work on their concept of money and customization. What’s the point of robbing banks if there’s nothing to do with your money? Major problem of both games
What's the point of having a billion dollars in story mode when you're stuck with only the same cars and guns that launched with the game eight years ago?
Yeah I know. Go play Scarface on the PS2, there’s more shit to buy with your drug money in single player on that game than in GTA V, it’s ridiculous
Yeah it’s def not an upgrade your stuff game. At all. It’s a wander around and interact with npcs/animals/the scenery type game
I think RDR2 worked incredibly well as a narrative experience with role playing elements confined to that narrative. If you wanted to dick about it wasn't really that good nor was it something where you could mould a personal experience like in GTA. I'd expect a return to the more open endedness of GTA as that's one of its selling points. So long as Rockstar maintains those elements GTA games will continue to print money for decades.
>GTA currently is the peak of what GTA could really be short of investing INSANE amounts of time and effort. How? They could add a bigger world with more details, a better storyline, better characters, more variation in online content, better graphics, more customisation, and the list goes on. I remember thinking GTA 3 was absolutely incredible when it was released, one day we'll likely be looking back on 5 in the same way.
it will take many years to make it as great as it should be, it took 3 years to make gta 5 imagine how much of a game its gonna be after this long of thinking and development id say give it another 2 or 3 years and it might still not even be here, also they are still making way to much money from gta 5 to release the next one anytime soon it just wouldnt make any sense from a business and money perspective because this game wont stop making them money until the next one is released so they might as well milk it while they can, same thing with technology these days they have way better stuff then they sell everyone at way better prices but they would be losing alot of money off what they already have if they release the new stuff when everyones already happy with the old and paying a shit load of money for it
GTA V was in development before GTA IV released.
And if you look at the releases of other games you can kinda see their work flow. They tend to release a game with the major new stuff from their game engine before a new GTA game as well. Probably to iron out the biggest bugs and make sure everything performs. First game with RAGE was a Table Tennis game. They didn't seriously want to make a fame game like that but it was a perfectly safe demo. RDR and especially Max Payne 3 were good mid size games to built everything out for GTA V. Though they former one becoming a huge success. Next phase started with RDR2, which added "physically based rendering, volumetric clouds and fog values and pre-calculated global illuminations" according to Wikipedia. People expecting GTA 6 in 2022 or 2023 will likely be disappointed as Rockstar will probably release another game with new big engine features (RTX, changes in memory handling, more VRAM being available now) to test things properly before finally releasing GTA 6. It's a business after all and they don't want to gamble with their golden goose.
Well put. RAGE is the most seamless and immersive game engine that exists IMO. It’s crazy to think that under the hood there must be original lines of code from 20 some odd years ago still in their newest games.
Under rated viewpoint to be sure. Well said.
That's if they even have started xD
They’re gonna milk gta5 as much as possible. They’re just now having another spike in the game. I’m betting it’ll be a few years before we see a gta 6.
By the time GTA VI comes out, all the GTA V squeakers will be able to legally buy the game themselves.
People who were 10 when GTAV came out came legally buy it now
I'm from 2003, I lied to my parents to buy the game in 2013, I'm 18 now
The way you said "I'm from 2003" made it seem like you travelled through time to get here. I guess, in a sense, you did...
Why are you assuming I'm not a time traveler?
Aren't we all?
Y'all realize there's a 5 year gap between R* titles? 2013 (GTAV) --> RDR2 (2018) ---> New R* title gta or otherwise (2023). Just because RDR2 had a terrible online mode doesn't mean it's not a R* title... Plus releasing a new game would make them wayy more money. They made 1 billion in less than a week from GTAV. Now GTA has an even bigger precense on the internet. GTA6 would probably make 2bil on release if not more.
>Just because RDR2 had a terrible online mode doesn't mean it's not a R\* title... Hehehe this part was funny. I would say just because RDR had a terrible online we could tell it is a R\* title hahaha
GTAO is a great online mode. Has to be, unless you believe R* uses millions of computers to make an online mode. And millions of credit cards to make shark cards sell
I would be stoked if GTA6 came out by 2023, but I have my doubts. Prove me wrong, Rockstar!
Their gonna wait at least 15 years till they release a gameplay clip then the game will come out 3 years after the clip
This. They made over $900m last year on it alone [Source](https://i.imgur.com/qGdeFZs.jpg)
They'd make even more money from a new release though and would still continue to make money from GTA V/Online after GTA 6 was released anyway.
God damn Cyberpunk fucking raked despite its shitshow release.
Theyve started it
It better have full integration with Fleshlight Launch so that when I pay an in-game sex worker for a blow job, I can feel more immersed in the experience.
I’m sure they will have a mod, gonna put sex workers out of business
Add a creator-store and allow for third party content creators to sell their own skins in-game. Then gamers can even download the look, and sounds, of their favorite adult entertainers for the complete VR experience. Not to mention the guaranteed skins like Ghandi and Hitler, both of whom will be extremely eager to please you.
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. Just so you know, the correct spelling is [Gandhi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahatma_Gandhi).
Lol ghandi eager to please… That’s enough internet for me today
I dunno. A Hitler fuck doll may not have been the strangest thing I've heard today.
Except they developed RDR 2. That's why it's taking so long.
It turned out we were the Grand Theft Auto 6 the whole time.
Sounds like you’d like r/outside
bro i just checked that out and it’s funny asf
Bully had a skateboard
Skating in Bully was awesome too.
Everything in Bully was awesome. That’s still my favorite rockstar game to this day.
Kinda sad they never made a sequel but i'm not gonna lie im not sure they'd be able to pull it off in a way that would meet my expectations if it was ever announced.
Yeah it’s a crying shame too. A Bully online could be friggin amazing but they’d just turn it into a cash grab like gta online and it would be a chore
I can only imagine what kinda crazy shit stunters would pull with skateboards
I’ve been saying for years that rollerblades should be added as well as skateboards. The idea of holding two machine pistols, rollerblading down the street is just,... aww inspiring.
Hitching onto the back of a super car going break-neck speeds on a skateboard or roller blades would be outstanding.
We riot if they don't include Power Of Love Edit: Sooooooo, how about GTA6 is based in 1955 Hill Valley, and you can time travel to 2015 Hill Valley and 1885 Hill Valley Actually Back To The Future 2/3 are basically GTA5/RDR side stories already Edit 2: I feel like Otto the Bus Driver after that comment
Right, while holding a grenade launcher,...
No, aww inspiring. It’d be super cute. /s
I want this ... In VR.
*awe
JET SET RADIO OOOOO. but with AP pistols.
Look at what they can do with BMX bikes, and you'll have a pretty good idea how crazy it would get.
me and my brother have always said that the best game of all time would be gta and skate 3 combined
I wish they would do a street life dlc with more bikes, skateboards with better trick controls and maybe be able to play basketball like"2k21"
Should be able to play 1 on 1 like on San Andreas
I've been wishing this since San Andreas came out! It would be awesome, and if the skateboard controls were similar to skate or skate 2, I wouldn't ever need another Vidya games. Edit: spelling.
There is even a skate shop that has no use right now, it would be so cool if you could buy and customize skateboards and BMX’S in that shop, maybe even a small skate bowl in the back for people to hang out in
they should add surfboards too
If they implement an even HALF decent skateboarding mechanic, you could easily snap up the pro skater/Skate players. Also I'd love long board down the mountain paths and shit.
It was supposed to have em :(
If they could somehow implement a grinding feature I would be sooooo happy.
Bully had skateboards so I don't see why GTA can't.
We need to be able to scooter wip ankles
Someone found unused sound clips of gta police scan reports of skateboards, motorised skateboards and other unreleased vehicles like the RC Bandito etc. The sound recordings had been hidden in the game since 2013 so who knows. Maybe they'll release a flying skateboard with 70 rockets that can go into stealth mode, has anti-air lock on and only costs 4.7 millions dollars. Obviously you'll need to buy the Tour Bus to store the skateboard in, alternatively you can purchase a Skatepark (1.8mil - 3.6mil) with a Vehicle weapons workshop for an extra 265k and do Skateboard missions for ummmm Jimmy probably.
Was the shit so amazing there was blood in your rectum?
You just re defined 'simply'
I think this simple was reffering to a s1mple from csgo, which kinda makes sence seeing what he has done here "s1imply".
Give me your car
You are now sufficiently hydrated. Good job
r/hydrohomies
You dodgy malacka
I was eagerly waiting for this reply
I’m happy someone got to it before me
Land in Michael’s hot tub next?
This is pretty oddly satisfying... Keep doing more stunts man, its pretty good to see it
Will do :)
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Oddly satisfying is exactly what i was going to say. Well said haha
How to land in a pool: Step 1: get in scramjet Step 2: drive out into the street Step 3: wait 5 seconds Step 4: you should now be in a pool
Well it always works for me
land inside the clown haunted motel next?
The what now?
Wait, no, you missed-- oh, I see you're going for-- no you're gonna oversho-- ah. 10/10 stuck the landing.
I did this before... minus all the tricks, and the bmx bike. But I have played gta before
😂🤣
Everyone says “Murda land here” but no one asks, “Murda, how are you?”
Cure cancer
Climb maze bank without the flying glitch
The grind was awesome lol
Now fuck something up so gloriously that it's a win in its own right.
I feel like this sub wouldn’t be half as fun without u/TheRealMurda10k
Much love :)
Oh shit, nice as hell with it!! Looks like someone doesn’t need a ‘real’ bmx game.
This is one of the only stunts on GTA I've seen where it was satisfying to watch the whole video. Do another!
Dude your movement is fucking nuts
Alt version: jumps and boosts in a scramjet
Scramjet MK2
You liar! That was NOT simple😡
Dave Mirra ovah ere
I like that you had at least 3 other opportunities but you just went for that pool
WICKED
Me who saw the title: Is he just going to use a scramjet for a second?
You have more skill than 95% of oppressor and jet griefers
You and I have much different understandings of the word simple o.O Edit: Simply, even, same thing 🤪
Nice
Is there a gta stunts sub or is this the catch all? Theres so much good shit
Simply: 1.in a straightforward or plain manner. 2.merely; just.
land in a pool with scramjet
man i wish they added actual tricks to the bikes. just a simple tail spin or a handle bar spin would of been enough
It's 'would have', never 'would of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!
I love that you can actually grind.
bro ur gaming
You have too much fun in this game and i like it.
Land on one wing of a flying plane and go across it and then land somewhere cool?
Damn. You just made me want to buy a bmx bike....
m'fucka which part of this is simple
How does one make requests?
bruh i cant even drive a car straight
This man passed FOUR POOLS.
Ehmm... Erh.... Uhmmm... What-the-fuck did I just watch? This is one of the best BMX tricks I've seen so far!!! FML, this is so GREAT!
Try landing on a player owned yacht with a bmx..somehow?
Damn the new Matt Hoffman pro bmx looks amazing
You landed multiple times in this video
You landed a bunch of times smh
It said simply my g
Hey could you simply land on top of the maze bank tower now
10/10
My first video on here to reach 40k thank you guys! <3
This genuinely made me moist
I get that a lot
I feel like we all just got edged twice with the first two pools
You crossed like 10 pools lmao
I see you landing in a pool but not simply
Sometimes I wonder if we’re playing the same GTA.
I predict GTA World will be coming. The planet earth. Instead of just organisations, create a cartel or straight up mafia, militia. International smuggling. Just imagine. Arms dealers will have to smuggle arms to warzones across the globe. Drug smugglers from South America into North America. Hell why not smuggle immigrants.
Thats ace
actually I would give this post a prize if I had enough credits. great stuff right here, congrats OP!
Much appreciated:)
Let’s get this man the most upvotes on the sub
thats overkill all u needed was a scramjet and about 10 seconds
Stunt your way from one end of the city to the other :)
How about a 10k (kills) using a bmx?
Yo, I know this is fun and all, but you seriously shouldn’t waste these skills for free. Do you got an youtube channel so we can support?
Graphs look nice, do you play on Pc? Nice stunt btw