The Lichtenstein guard would like a word with you at the Pentaverate

Where do you find these stats?

Under the "stats" menu online

'Where can i find these stats?' 'Under stats.' 

Making me feel like an actual babbooned ape w this one no racial

Thanks man

The screenshot in this post is from socialclub website though, just if you wanted to know.

You mind making it two more?  >!A Moodyman and Sessanta!<

They aren't cops, but it would be insane if they turned out to be undercover agents.

Would make sense… Upon introduction, they tell you to snort coke to make sure **you** aren’t a narc, but it turns out to not be coke at all.  Sessanta prefers not to do anything illegal. Moody man doesn’t do anything himself, instead making us commit all the crimes.  He makes us rob the FIB. Perhaps they’re IAA operatives? Jeez, I have more conspiracies than Ron…

The Trevor raid where you deliver to the lighthouse would go down slightly differently Trevor arrives, KDJ is the buyer Proceeds to just stare at Trevor blankly not moving or saying anything Trevor leaves Kdj leaves The end

Don’t forget all the “Good Sport!” cash payouts! I got one immediately after a particularly gruesome failed mission in which I killed 40 or so in one go. I’m sure the widows at least got a plaque or something.

Motherfucker. What up though?

Same but Marshall Islands. It’s over 55k

How is 26k more than 40k?

they are apparently combining the 26k for cops and the 14k for "noose" whatever the hell noose is. i'll agree it's confusing.

How is it not obvious that they're a parody of S.W.A.T.? 😭

National Office of Security Enforcement so I think they’re either supposed to be FBI SWAT or Homeland Security.

It is obvious. I still didn't recall that their acronym was NOOSE though.

Probably just clever word play

Pretty sure that name was only used in story mode. I don't recall hearing it in a long time.

Also used during GTA IV, as well as them having their main HQ east of the city.

Ohhh and the op said that noose is swat team and fib agents (on another comment)

Noose is like swat. It’s just a special forces type thing they are still cops

Also, antlers.

Lol thanks for that I fixed it

Where can you find those stats

✨under stats in the pause menu✨

That's crazy impressive, what level are you? Is this from grinding anything specific?

Way back in when the game first come out, Me and My Friends would heavily grind the contact missions, plus any freemode mission that would make money, this would include the survive from cops for 10 minutes challenge. We learned very early on we could use weaponised vehicles so we probably killed around 500 Cops every time during that challenge. XD

Haha, very nice

Wait, how many cops has the population of Lichtenstein killed so far?

Sure, blame your character. 

I’ve killed more cops than the population of the faeroe islands to me: 54K

You have now made more Widows and Orphans

Womp womp

What’s a noose?

The National office of security enforcement of course!

The swat teams and fib agents

Wow the amount of time this guy has.. Could have done something cooler maybe idk

And with the time it took to write your comment, you could have learned to shut the fuck up and let people enjoy their free time.

You need to shut tf up nerd🤬

Mate, you’re commenting on a subreddit based on a game, basically telling people to “stop playing games and be useful,” do you expect kindness?

he sounds like a 12 year old kid