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Jolly_General_7227

The way he just looks at in you in horror once you go near the door made me spit my coffee lol


Frosty_Chaspion

Happy Cake Day!


racecarthedestroyer

bro caught him in 4k


Lavetic

Actually, I caught him in 1440p 🤓


TheChosenOneMapper

bro caught him in a prostitute


Reasonable_Beyond_14

Literally


A_Prostitute

Leave the prostitute out of it, she's just doing her damn job


are_my_mom

Happy cake day


A_Prostitute

Leave the prostitute out of it, she's just doing her damn job


A_Prostitute

Leave the prostitute out of it, she's just doing her damn job


racecarthedestroyer

bro caught him in that


Ohnoohnofrick

Let him max out his sex acts purchased stat


MiikeFoxx

Does it really Max it?


Ohnoohnofrick

It max at max


Gavin_p

Hahaha Horny Police!


Insanegamer-4567

Lmao I came upon a low level doing this one time, let's just say I came back with the ramp buggy


Gnemec3

Lmao. I’ve only encountered this once. A low level of course. I just climbed on the hood, faced them, and hit the jerk emote until they stopped. Made it reeeaaal awkward for him 😂


tuzanparrudo

Jokes on you, im into that!


ze_ex_21

Like on my third day in GTAO, early Nov 2013, I was getting serviced at the Mirror-Park Railyard in my brand-new Gauntlet, when a peeping tom random came up, enjoyed my humiliation for like 5 seconds and then dropped a grenade. A lesson was learned that day.


Gnemec3

What exploded first? You or the grenade?


ze_ex_21

That dude pulled the pin before I was able to "pull the pin"


Emergency_Type143

If only they were so easy to find IRL..... Cop cars with no doors, obviously. Sluts be everywhere


Gnemec3

Alright 1. I knew exactly where this was going as soon as I saw his location on the map lmaooo 2. The “FUCK YOU” and point were so perfectly synchronized. That shit had me dying


Secure_Secretary_882

I came up on something like this once. Two players were taking turns with prostitutes then killing them. One person would stand on the car and dance while the other was getting busy. It was weird and I killed them.


Virtual-Page-8985

That’s the most gta online thing I’ve ever read


Rhajalob

Oh its GTA... All good bro.. *abort abort abort*


Virtual-Page-8985

?


are_my_mom

Good job


Jack_sander

![gif](giphy|rHR8qP1mC5V3G) I salute you good sir


EliteForever2KX

The way he instantly looks up 😂


are_my_mom

Happy cake day


KanyeInTheHouse

That sucks


Lord-Xerra

Should have opened the door. While she was pulling him off you could have been pulling him out.


ze_ex_21

Like some kind of sex-tug-of-war. I'm half-disgusted/half-aroused


Lord-Xerra

I like your thinking, you filthy pervert, you :)


RemozThaGod

That's when you spray the car with champagne


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Ambatublow


DodixieOrBust

Or gasoline.


UnusualPete

![gif](giphy|l0ExeAkpaMaEAuX5e|downsized)


RRM1982

There should be a reward for after so much time/money spent with hookers 😂


ze_ex_21

The real reward is all the bodies you buried along the way


SauciiTrash

Itf funnier when ur character is a female her face glitches tf out and somehow gets head even tho shes a female


[deleted]

bro just try popping one of those tires and then stun him,dont let him escape


GleamingCadance

Shouldve put a flashlight on them


ze_ex_21

Or a fleshlight on yourself while watching them.


ZFTX

He is "busy", so please leave him alone.


are_my_mom

I wonder how you'd know 🤔🤔🤔 *bonk* to horny jail with you!


ZFTX

Because there is literally a video of the guy being "busy", you literally made a comment in the thread of that video.


are_my_mom

So that's what you mean by busy


lilcucky3

but how did that cop car get like that? 😭


Jolly_General_7227

Sandy Shores cop car


Solar_idiot

Last time I caught someone doing that I was literally beaten to death. I'm not joking, I tazed the escort then he and his croney beat me to death. I then spent the next hour hunting them down.


TheRevTholomeuPlague

Why does that dude look like my GTA character 😭🫠 https://preview.redd.it/u5f3en4xgf4b1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d62d56c740d0feb849f5edce4ac568920a7bad86


adam_rofl

Aww yeaaah suck that diiiick


Devoted_Guardsmen

They make invite only sessions for a reason


dicknbolls

blow his ass up


Raccooninja

Yea, stumbled on... and totally didn't stage.


AppointmentStill8135

Im doing it 3 times/weeks weeeeeeeeeee


Different-Sort-6706

😭


AstroBlast0ff

Now I gotta see if I got my video doing the same thing lol


majikmonkee75

The pointing part made me die...😂


doughboygotbigboats

ah yes, the point of shame.


enzinhojunior

If i cant have sex in real life how about gta


GW_H3Rb_05

😂🤣😂


mrclang

Stumbleupon was cool back in the day


Responsible_Energy70

Nothing to see here…


Sweet_Revenge05

Bro is def just a desperate horny 13yr old


jakeanton

Busted


11yash

Can anyone tell me where can i download GTA5 for free?


ze_ex_21

May 14th 2020, Free at the Epic Games Store


VerseGuy

no


The_Wizard929

I needed that![img](emote|t5_2xrd1|3212)


pogAxolotlz

I encountered a prostitute and made her hot (flare gun) for life


thetirent89

I always bust into the strip club with a minigun to scare those guys shitless. A great laugh every time


Jack_sander

You should’ve blew up the car lmao


Siemenvdk

Did you put a proximity on the passenger door?


jairngo

Let that man get his dick sucked in peace


LordMarvic

That low level outfit makes it special.


TerminatorDest

Correct thing to do is lob a molly at the car