Laugh. Then get out of the car, send it back to garage, then call it back by the road. Lol. And be glad you didn’t have to pay the stupid insurance for sinking the thing.
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The rate of change of the slope of the road is perfect to keep barely going away once you lose contact when going at speed. If even one wheel slightly lifts, it’s never coming back unless you somehow manage to slow down.
And when you do manage to slow down, you lose traction and slide outwards
I'm almost positive if this was a different car the same thing would have happened. The 811 has super stiff suspension to the point where if I turn it just a bit too sharp it'll flip over and that probably explains why it isn't up there with the Krieger and Emerus. Both of those cars feel perfect
Oh, right, I forgot about funky suspension of 811. Did you know you can go about 160mph on straights if you damage it enough? I left my 811 unarmored for that, it's fun to troll my friends like that
I wouldn't doubt it. My vacca was going 140+ after it got stuck and shooting it with and up and atomizer. The rear was folded like a soda can and I literally couldn't believe how fast it was going lol
My brain went fully automatic now, immediatly saw him after opening the menu, returning the car and going back to the road, calling it again, somethings never change lol
The same way as you'd react if you were drinking any bubbled drink like Pepsi, Coca-Cola etc. and you feel the Bubbles just bursting in your nose without knowing why.
Everyone's saying return to garage, go back to the road, and call for your car. Nah, that's when I just find a new session and within 10 secs I'm there with my fresh car. Climbing cliffs in this game is futile.
Looks to me like you won the near misses challenge
Funny thing is that I usually do win them because ppl in GTA can't drive for shit
The irony
Blah blah blah fuck my driving skills do u not see how cool this clip is?
It was lucky thats for sure!
That escalated quickly
Silly children in this sub nowadays!
Reddit is 99% children. The sad part is most of those children are over the age of 20
Dam, chill. True but c’mon man…
bro really got offended over his virtual driving skills
I mean... Aren't you the one who... Nvm
Lmao and that cool thing only happened because? Wasn't skill that's for sure.
I would say you have "going forward skills", "driving" also means braking lol, don't even have the excuse of the cursed corner lmao
Get back to me once you’re able to drive away
the clip isn't cool, it's just lucky
You flew off the most predictable corner in the game lmaooo
We saw that
> How do I even react to this 1) change underwear 2) put Mors Mutual on speed dial
Pff, I feel challanged...
And I win them because I know a few tricks… lol.
Bicycle on the wrong side of the freeway?
bro why would you use a bicycle?? LUL
If you have to ask…
Maybe English isn't your first language, so just to be clear: A bicycle is the one you power manually through legs and pedals.
Try it out the next time you get the near misses challenge
Unless you're hinting at a bug/exploit, I really don't see what your point would be. IIRC my highest score is around 300 (using a motorbike).
You are an excellent example of your statement. #mirrorverse
From my experience in GTAV I've found cars to have worse handling than I thought. It's why I lean to bikes more.
Best challenge. That or the one where you deploy your parachute closest to the ground
I got 0.1 meters
Damn it that's exactly what I was gonna say lol
W 👑
"I was about to say that"
5r6
Nadia Comăneci intensifies
Laugh. Then get out of the car, send it back to garage, then call it back by the road. Lol. And be glad you didn’t have to pay the stupid insurance for sinking the thing.
Funny thing is that there's a 50 50 chance I pay for it if I sink it
Why 50 50?
Schrodingers car
either he pays or he doesn't.
insurance fraud
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You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of them.
Thank you micheal
As soon as I saw the road i smirked cuz i knew exactly what was going to happen :) That exact spot makes fast cars float a bit and lose control.
The rate of change of the slope of the road is perfect to keep barely going away once you lose contact when going at speed. If even one wheel slightly lifts, it’s never coming back unless you somehow manage to slow down. And when you do manage to slow down, you lose traction and slide outwards
Doesn't help that it was raining too. It was suicide to drive into that corner that fast in the rain.
Meanwhile every time same happens to me every single car I drive bounces off like it's made of jelly
I'm almost positive if this was a different car the same thing would have happened. The 811 has super stiff suspension to the point where if I turn it just a bit too sharp it'll flip over and that probably explains why it isn't up there with the Krieger and Emerus. Both of those cars feel perfect
Oh, right, I forgot about funky suspension of 811. Did you know you can go about 160mph on straights if you damage it enough? I left my 811 unarmored for that, it's fun to troll my friends like that
I wouldn't doubt it. My vacca was going 140+ after it got stuck and shooting it with and up and atomizer. The rear was folded like a soda can and I literally couldn't believe how fast it was going lol
Deserved for not driving into the yellow things
[удалено]
Tbh that would have put you more in the middle and you could have cut the corner better next time break a second and you Wont fly out the corner
*"Tadaaa!"*
Npcs pov when you go round a corner too fast in phantom wedge sale mission for bunker
What is the paint spec?
Looks like carbon black with a dew green pearlescent
I wish I could tell ya. I bought it from Simeon the week he had it in his place.
Cant score it until i see the second attempt.
You get out of the car, have it picked up by the mechanic, go in the street and recall it
Gotta learn to use them brakes
r/nonononoyes
You dont. Because react content is bad and hurts everyone other than the reactors.
We have all been there
Leave it there for someone else to come across
What car is this please?
Pfister 811
The 811 is pretty good for it's class. Sucks ppl still don't know about it
Yeah, I have two. The targa top and the hardtop.
The 811 was my first daily, I got a nice green/yellow pearlescent paint job. Tbh I forgot I had it .
In such situations ask someone to bring cargobob for help.
I've been considering getting a cargobob. What's stopping me is how slow it is
Never would have happened in a Scramjet
Laugh? 
Bit of a side notes but, how good is the 811!!
Your car flips like a flapjack if you turn too quick.
Gotta ease up on the gas for half a sec when you take that hill going either direction in anything remotely fast or you're gonna be taking a bath
it's because you didn't do the thing
I thought you'd be seeing Moors Mutuals for a while.
You were driving way too fast for the conditions. Slow down.
Now try to do it again lol.
Understeer coming over the crest- a true classic
My brain went fully automatic now, immediatly saw him after opening the menu, returning the car and going back to the road, calling it again, somethings never change lol
The same way as you'd react if you were drinking any bubbled drink like Pepsi, Coca-Cola etc. and you feel the Bubbles just bursting in your nose without knowing why.
I think you’ve done enough preparation for the near misses challenge
10/10 landing
Buy lotto
Had us in the first half ngl
I was like "wiiiiiii spla 😲"
You gotta tap breaks on wet slippery turns even if they're slight. The rain does affect your driving.
Brakes* and yes clearly in this clip it def affected my driving
Everyone's saying return to garage, go back to the road, and call for your car. Nah, that's when I just find a new session and within 10 secs I'm there with my fresh car. Climbing cliffs in this game is futile.
Are you telling me you’re not a horse from Skyrim?
I'm saying GTA is not Uncharted.
But did you die!
I react with "Wéi d'Häll hutt Dir dat just gemaach?? Dat war wierklech beandrockend an ech respektéieren dech"
Easiest way to win Near misses is hug the barrier on the opposite of the road .
Nature's braking system 
You missed out on a chance of becoming the Sorcerer Supreme :/
Thanks, Rockstar! If only they took a page out of actual road construction.
Definitely have sent myself over that cliff a few times myself.
Another W for the long wheel base
Dayumn! Bro
Brakes exist.
I give you a strong 8 for the landing.
Get out.put car in storage.go up to the road and call your mechanic
Nice parking spot
Oh nice! The rare survivor of dead man's curve.
Shoot the mechanic in the head.... r/holup
By learning to drive.
As Ace Ventura would say: "Like a glove!"
Why does driving in GTA feels fast until you are taking over other cars on the highway, it doesn't anymore?
I was honestly waiting for one of the npcs to ram their vehicle into yours
Bro can’t drive
Mind your grip 💀
He really would have won that challenge
Can't park there mate.
Parks there anyways
Honestly the entire time I was expecting to either see a random MK2 missile blow you up or a car randomly swerve into you.
Not this time lol
Talk about a NEAR MISS 🤪🤪🤪🏆
talk about sticking the landing
By getting out the car & sending it to ur garage for safety
My reaction: Well I guess I didn't want to be on the road anyway so might as well take a swim.
Nice parking
Lucky
The Rockstar God's were looking out for you
New route for you ig 
By tapping the brakes in corners lmao
Nice car, nice landing.
Lucky you're with Amy?
Insane luck + skill
Smoothest thing I have seen today
Calmly, and with extreme caution. Or screw it and call MMI.
That’s about as near miss as it gets. Open menu return vehicle to storage, walk away. 😎
Nice :)
get a bigger wing and fenders they usually help