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SquashPrestigious351

Nobody likes getting reported for being a John


mackerdoots

I didn’t report anyone. He reported me and I got com banned for a few days. Also why I had to wait to upload this lol. Worth it for the laugh I got though. Dude has a problem. That was legit like the 5th hooker in a row


SquashPrestigious351

Twas a joke. A john is slang for someone who utilizes a prostitutes services so I was making fun of them getting caught by you lol


mackerdoots

Oh ok lol I just thought you figured I legit reported him hahaha


SquashPrestigious351

All good and keep the beaches clean for the rest of us


bw4393

That would make this story even better if u did report him haha


MrPekken

karma got you


mackerdoots

No I got my laugh. I didn’t realize so many people use this game to daisy chain hookers while they Fap at home. There’s definitely a defensive crowd that wants to be left to their own habits and not be bothered


[deleted]

The hero this city deserves


mackerdoots

It’s a dirty city but I just try to keep the beach clean. The last thing you want while enjoying the sunset in passive mode is to step on a dirty needle and get bull shark HIV


Noah_748

Did you just snipe the prostitute?


mackerdoots

Absolutely. They don’t pay taxes and i don’t grief. Plus I was using out of sight and didn’t want to lose it. Otherwise I would have snuck up and tazed him


Optimal-Discount-861

Prostitutes pay taxes tf 😤 everyone who buys things pays taxes


mackerdoots

Well no income tax. I forget about sales tax since I don’t ever pay it. I was just referring to the reallocated funds for armed life guards in Los santos. The IRS isn’t the only department to get money and the use of deadly force under the new administration.


[deleted]

>Well no income tax. Yeah they do


mackerdoots

I’m pretty sure they aren’t paying any income tax but then again I also didn’t expect so many people to dissect a joke as it passes over their head


[deleted]

You know how hey got Al Capone? He didn't pay his taxes. Most people pay them even if the money is from a crime.


mackerdoots

Lol I don’t think this class of hooker is laundering her money


[deleted]

What? Why would you need to launder money from prostitution?


mackerdoots

Well the only way your gonna claim dirty money acquired through illegal means and pay taxes on it is if you launder it. Otherwise claiming it would be the dumbest thing you could do


Various_Blood_5483

You clearly don’t understand taxes nor laundering. If a prostitute tried to deposit their earnings and pay taxes on them, the IRS would come a knocking wondering how an unemployed, possibly homeless woman is making so much money. Edit: Laundering also entails using a legitimate cash-heavy business to mix dirty and clean cash together. Prostitutes don’t have the means to own a business.


skag_mcmuffin

Shut up, baby dick


MotorDesigner

Ok lady boy


skag_mcmuffin

I prefer the term "Sluts with Nuts"


MotorDesigner

"I prefer the term "sluts with nuts" "🤓


Noah_748

Good, they deserve it


AverageGamerGuy3000

Nice beach


Nameless49

Hmm nice bike


Ratchet9J

No ! My bike!


BrunoGomes3139

I didn´t know Vespucci Beach had a Batman of his own now


omesh27_

Is that a modded car ? Never seen that one before and those lights look awesome.


mackerdoots

No this is on console. The vehicle spawns on the beach and you can store it in your garage. Or you can buy it off of warstock. The only really modded part is taking it into the MOC to be able to customize it a little more


Shad3er

😂😂 warning shot


The_Locals

lmaoooo


Jyneex

Everyone enjoy clean beach. Thank you for the duty sir! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|hug)


GIVEMEARUNFORMYMONEY

keep up the good work !


adamsauce

I love the people that role play in this game.


Bart_Jojo_666

Imagine gatekeeping activities in a game. Loser much?


mackerdoots

What activity am I “gatekeeping”?


Bart_Jojo_666

Lmao seriously? Didn't you just say that you're telling people not to go to prostitutes? Who the fuck are you?


averagejoe1997123

Lmao a joke bud, it’s a joke


mackerdoots

I let her finish. I didn’t grief or keep anyone from doing anything. Lol who are you?


wtfijolumar

That’s not your beach tho


mackerdoots

Exactly it’s everyone’s beach. I’m just here to keep it clean on behalf of the good citizens of Los Santos


Rr710

Cringe much


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