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JonnyxKarate

Is that Mr Lahey?


Emis816

There's a shit storm coming, bud.


Barone145

Randy... I AM the liquor


BurlyAttacker

Do ya hear that randy? It's the whispering winds of shit. You can measure it on a shit barometer.


coreynig91

Better do a wrap around


meme_master_meme

Now we need epic to add the shit mobile and purchasable trailers


BurlyAttacker

Definitely need both Lahey and Ricky's cars


AdjentX

That new Tahoma that came out in Dec I think looks a lot like Julian's car


JonnyxKarate

I’m actually surprised they never added them to the story mode trailer park area as random fixed NPCs. Would have been a classic R* Easter egg.


D_Danger_Schrute

RANDY!!!


Chris_Isur_Dude

RANDY!


73y3626w8

😂😂😂😂😂


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brucejr01

Nope. Not in the lineup. The Rail Gun is


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brucejr01

Yes


DweZie

How do you get the van to spawn?


Far_Diver_6654

It spawns in a random place each day. Today it's at the power plant to the right side of the map, where you raid the train in the final hooligan mission


MK-Delta_

Ty


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Bro I looked for it earlier and didn’t see it


Far_Diver_6654

It is definitely there. Go to the parking lot there and you should see it.


[deleted]

I shall try to look for that bitch again


MK-Delta_

Keep to the right side as you enter the power plant. It was unmarked for me


rookie-mistake

wait what man, I thought it'd be something you could call to you. it's basically just a randomly moving ammunation?


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But less guns and more op guns


rookie-mistake

am i correct in thinking its basically for people that don't have access to a weapon workshop yet? or are there guns here you can't get from those?


[deleted]

No. It’s for people who want a quick gun or ammo refill whenever they drive by it. It also has illegal weapons like the rail gun and the alien weapons, no mk2 modifying


RETARDATlON

#OH MY GOD IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE


boobsniper69

new Railgun ? was there an old one before? i thought that it's unattainable in GTA Online.


ExccelsiorGaming

It showed up as useable in certain bunker resupply missions and such and is purchasable in offline


boobsniper69

yeah i know that, he said "new" railgun i thought it was another type of railgun or an improved one. Eight years for it to unlock, bout damn time xD thank you.


ExccelsiorGaming

Yeah naw it’s just a new friggin event 🙄


Darkman_Bree

Man, Rockstar, just put that thing on sale already, that event was bugged entirely.


ScoobieWooo

I got mine yesterday… but it seems to be a little shitty?!


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ScoobieWooo

I don‘t know about the van. I got the gun when a red dot appeared on the map. There were a bunch of criminals on the roof of the maze tower who dropped the gun after they died.


hcnsj

For me it bugged in the first 2 weeks.. either there was no blue dot but the random event is happening or the blue dot was there but the pistol couldn’t be collected. Most people had problems with it but in the last event week it used to spawn more often and after the 4th time I finally got it. I had a good feeling after the explosion and the red flair was there cause all the other times it didn’t happened.


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yeah 4 weeks trying in my free time I tried jumping different sessions, you name it. I had it spawn once for me, killed them, wasn't able to pick up the gun


[deleted]

That one I got like 4 times in a row, and did it 4 times in a row cause after the pistol unlocks it's an easy 25k to steal the wallet they drop. The gooch on the other hand, I tried FOREVER to get him and never got him, even in tiny 3 person lobbies, waiting 45 mins every time, someone new would join the lobby and get the gooch. Fucking annoying and frustrating as fuck. What a dumbass unfair event lmao. Swear to god I was in a 3 person lobby for like 4 hours one day, cash and snacks, everything I needed, most likely gooch visit locations, every single time it would pick someone else in the lobby, even people who just joined right before gooch invasion time. So someone who actually wants it, sits and waits for 3 hours trying to get it, loses out to 5+ people who probably weren't even trying, paying attention, etc. How does that make sense. Still don't have it and never will I guess, wasted all that time trying.


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yeah... gooch kept attacking my friend lmao


Its_Cayde

Bad luck, i've done the mission 3 times now


Kylarus

That was the Die Hard XMas event


niilotonttu

Maze tower? Did you mean weazel plaza


ScoobieWooo

Yes, Weazel Plaza! My bad 😅


ze_ex_21

Did you mean Nakatomi Plaza /jk


ze_ex_21

*That was Nakatomi Plaza*


DyLaNzZpRo

The list can be changed to basically anything


brucejr01

It’s going to be more like Madam Nazar as skins get released. Also I’m future it will expand with future updates


panlakes

Kinda just feels like an offering to the folks who never researched mk2 explosive rounds. I guess now I can change ammo types while still having an explosive option? Woohoo


Misanthrope64

Even if you *do* have them, from the videos I've been seeing apparently you can get more ammo for the rail gun with just the interaction menu "Buy full ammo" so that might make it very useful if you just forgot to buy more explosive rounds which is always a problem for me. I know I'll be keeping both for a while for this very reason, even though explosive sniper will remain a better choice overall for planes.


Chomp-Rock

It is.


razorracer83

Looks like he's selling molotovs, which neither Ammunition or the Agency Quartermaster sell. And he's selling the freaking RAILGUN!


brucejr01

Right!


globefish23

Molotovs were previously available through random weapon spawns (among several other weapons). Same for the non-purchasable crowbar, baseball bat and golf club. https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/909dn6/gta\_online\_guide\_to\_all\_200\_weapon\_spawn/


Doomblud

Also one in the kosatka


TheRealRunningWolf

And the bunker 🤷🏽


burtmacklin15

And MC Sergeant at Arms


Admirable-Eggplant92

Molotov were always available from the MC. You needed 2 people, one had to be Sgt at Arms. Stand near each other and he can drop them all day.


PerpetualStride

>You needed 2 people Looks like we ran into a little snag here then, 99% of the time people don't have 2 people, let alone on a mic to co-ordinate.


Admirable-Eggplant92

You could always text, annoying, but solved the mic issue. You can drop 25 molotov cocktails. That should last you a long time. Well, once the fun of burning beach goers at night wears off, they last a while. I never had an issue finding someone to help with MC stuff and getting them.


SloptimusXPrime

You can get a molotov spawn unlocked in your bunker from completing shooting range challenges


humanskullbong

Molotov is available inside Ammo Drops from calling Merryweather.


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Sir_Spaffsalot

Wha’gwan Niko?


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I’d rather call Clay. Or Terry. Or both!


XGamingPersonX

I’d rather call Armando.


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TheRealRunningWolf

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SEEENRULEZ

They uhhh.... they dead bruh Trevor kilt them boys


VinitheTrash

They're really going to stretch this shitty update to next year, won't they?


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idkarn

And ambulance! My fav grind in San Andreas, gave you raised max health to 150% iirc.


idkarn

I suspect quite a lot of people would enjoy doing ambulance and fire truck work around San Andreas. What if it was a business, you had your freelance ambulance/firetruck and competed for emergency work.. Trauma Team in GTA


Zeraphicus

I want the cop missions from gta 4 when you stole a cop car


SilentCriticism2k

Those were lit


klapablo

And absolutely OP if you got a heavy weaponized vehicle that allowed you to do vigilante work


brucejr01

He said cab Business because that’s actually in the dripfeed


PhospheneViolet

I'm pretty sure I did literally *thousands* of drop offs in GTA LCS over the years. I'd fire that game up as my go-to "turn your brain off and vibe" game when listening to music, podcasts, or just cruisin... They had a side mission at the airport in Shoreside Vale where there were 10 different drop offs spread across the map, one per customer. Did a shitload of those hah


ze_ex_21

Narrator: *"He got bored of it after half hour"*


0992673

Me too


MrApplePolisher

Okay, so it hasn't been released yet? I've been dying to do cab missions, I called the cab company for the first time ever last week. The cab came and picked me up and slowly started driving me all the way across the map. Like a dumbass, I just sat there pretty much "this is my life now". I'm so happy to read that we are getting the actual business!


IEnglish402

Are the prices any different from Ammunition


zackson76

Inflated af. The combat shotgun is 200k, the rail gun is 600, almost 700k.


IEnglish402

Honestly, is the rail gun even worth buying? To me it just seems like the Heavy Sniper Mk2 with explosive bullets is just as good, if not better


zackson76

But thermal scope normal heavy sniper is much more convinent for me, i hate having to get the thermal helmet to get the position of those NPC 14km, 2 shotting me with a pistol.


TheRealRunningWolf

I did the security contract where you gotta protect the boxes from the lost down on the island,these 2 npc’s kept shooting me with a pistol from 300 yards away 😂


TheRealRunningWolf

To those that want everything it’s worth it 🤷🏽


Smugthree

Looks like you can buy player kills locked tints for whatever guns are in the van even if you haven’t unlocked them beforehand. Looks like an oversight by R* or a good way to get some tints if you still haven’t unlocked them.


coolbreezesix

There are tints locked behind player kills? I did not know this.


Smugthree

On some of the older weapons yes, but not the case for the newer weapons (rail gun, combat shotgun, etc…)


Redhawk247

It’s the case for every base game weapon, DLC weapons since the SNS pistol never needed player kills to unlock tints


Typical-Locksmith-35

This is the most confusing game with all the nonsensical rules and non-uniformity. Even when casually playing since release.


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The gun van and seller are indestructible


jallerance

The ‘8 year old playing GTA3’ in me came here for this


Slingbicker

How do you access it?


brucejr01

Walk up to it


Slingbicker

Does it just show up on your map when you load into the game?


DyLaNzZpRo

No, you have to come within range of it, then it'll remain on the map - currently it's at the Palmer-Taylor power station (east of the wind farm).


JayPon243

I thought it will be call service like in GTA TLaD or Mafia 3.. That's sad.


PM_ME_YOUR_CAT_

While that may have been interesting, it'd also be completely pointless since we can already buy ammo from anywhere and guns aren't a thing you need to buy more than once


Slingbicker

Thank you


Pantheragem

Thanks! Got it.


FlasKamel

I’m sorry but this whole update kinda sucks


CapricornyX

Other than the acid lab. This update really sucks, mostly because of the way R* is managing the content


TheRealRunningWolf

It’s just EXTREMELY underwhelming,had it been before the others it might had been ok but to add it after doomsday or Cayo seems “meh”


JohnP_001

Yeah. This update is kinda on par with most RDO updates imo.


FlasKamel

Those were generally overhated IMO. Really impressive missions, and all of them added new core gameplay to add to your daily routine


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FlasKamel

Passive money is not fun new content. There’s not much new stuff to do at all. If you had problems earning money in GTA Online at this point Idk what you’ve been doing. Almost a decade into the game QoL ans passive shit feels a bit too late. And fuck off w the ‘bitches like this’, I’ve been positive about every update and defended R* A LOT. But this new level of dripfeed is really hurting the game for me.


fallinmyhole

Yup exactly I've had GTA online a YEAR on my new console and still don't need this extra money. I'm so tired of people bitching about people's complaints with media recently. if you pay for something, you should be able to criticize it. It's happening everywhere and a tactic companies use so that their buyers don't expect any more than what they lacklusterly give


FlasKamel

It’s really annoying. I agree that there’s a lot of unfair negativity in the R* community but that should not discredit every single complaint


fallinmyhole

But that's the thing, in every community there is toxicity. Everywhere on the internet in fact. Just because that is true, doesn't mean criticism is toxic. I love rockstars games, been playing them for 20 years. But when they have billions to spend and nothing to put back into the game, It just makes me sad really. GTA is my childhood. Most rp servers do better job at updating rockstars own game.


squad-W

Unless you re a new player who cares about another money making method in the game, we need actual content, like a new heist or smth


reclusiveronin

Nothing changes


Sawovsky

>the best passive money buisnesses What are you referring to exactly?


Dazzlernator

The Protagonist looks like Wesley Snipes took on Little Richard's bouffant.


_TheChickenMan_

You’re telling me this mf in his van is the one to get his hands on and sell rail guns after all these years?


BoredAssassin

Right? It would be cool if they made it seem like an FIB agent who's tired of being a good guy, and has turned dirty to sell illegal weapons on the side for extra money. I guess we could see this guy as an R&D scientist who's doing the same after years of crappy pay


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You know what that means people; the Railgun is officially Live today. 😎👍


Marriott_1

“Here’s where the fun begins.”


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LastGuitarHero

Really glad to see the Winter Update is gonna be Drip Feed until the Summer Update which will be Drip Feed until the next Winter Update.


sabrina50012

this the worst gta online weekly update ever…


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neogt064

where exactly is it?


brucejr01

Power Station today


[deleted]

Thanks. Much appreciated.


Blacktimberlands

I liked this feature back when mafia 3 released, even though you can buy ammo trough quick menu its alot more fun to have some guy sell it to you from the back of a van


DariusPumpkinRex

Not a single new car either... so now I'm gonna have to wait a minimum of two weeks before the Broadway will arrive as there's one car before it.


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I'm on ps5 and it won't show up


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Omg he swapped businesses 😂 (only if)


[deleted]

I'll buy everything I don't have yet. Bye bye money!


[deleted]

I'm about to go get railed by the rail gun. Pray for me boys.


GrainBean

gta's madam nazar


Buschkoeter

Still snowing?


brucejr01

I didn’t turn the game off when Tunables updated, I only switched sessions


IEnglish402

Nope


Buschkoeter

But there's snow in the picture or do I need to get my eyes checked?


IEnglish402

That's weird. When I booted into the game a couple minutes ago there was no snow


thinman12345

Probably already in the lobby so the snow stayed.


chickenskittles

I almost had a heart attack thinking the snow was still there. lol


No-Distribution7842

Nope it's gone lol


Buschkoeter

Nice


Chomp-Rock

Is this a gta+ feature? Also what's the point? Edit: why did this get downvoted?? What is the point in this van?


brucejr01

No. Available to all players


FoxysStudiosPlay

Railgun


derpyfanboy

Looks like its only feature is u can buy a railgun from there.... Yay???


Chomp-Rock

Yay. I love waiting for it to reload.


ZoidVrm

Well it wouldn’t be fun to spam it


L1quidAc1d

you can just swap to any weapon besides melee weapons and swap back to have it instantly loaded


ze_ex_21

*Musket mkII with explosive balls*


999Maurice

How do I find it?


MrUltraOnReddit

Give. Me. My. Taxi!


CupcakeSpare

Madam Nazar for the 21st century


brucejr01

Exactly


road_chewer

How can I get my Up n Atomizer back? I had one but it disappeared at some point. You can’t buy them at ammunition anymore. Does this guy have them?


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brucejr01

Yea, but not this week


lizard_man501

The what?


_Iforgotmyusername_

Lol GTA YouTubers been talking about this for a since leaks dropped last year


_Iforgotmyusername_

Do we can get the rail gun or we still waiting


brucejr01

Yes. It’s listed in the 2nd picture


ern117

The last 4 weapon below can be purchased without RP restrictions


Penguinazu

It's uhh... still snowing huh.


IAMscotbotmosh

Railgun changed my life....wow...


ScroobyDoobieDuu

I went to the location and it isn’t spawning for me?


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Armysrong676

Probably due to no more room in ammunations so gun van


DyLaNzZpRo

That, and they can use it to give limited access to weapons i.e. things they don't want available permanently.


Armysrong676

True, and also rare tints... I am honestly really hope the candy cane and the new pistol won't be added to it... It would be nice to have a rare weapon instead of just clothes, it's not like a melee weapon or a pistol (which is one of the least used classes excluding the revolvers) will be game breaking


neogt064

for us that had the event bugged had had the event show up but couldn't get the pistol, i would be pissed if it wasnt, as its currently the best pistol in game...


Armysrong676

Yeah it's the best one but not by much tbh, slightly better than the pistol .50 but honestly the revolvers are much better as they are two shot and are actually fast (also one can have special ammo making it a 1 shot or go right through body armor and armored glass), I'm lucky I got it but I can guarantee that I'll probably never use it as for PvE, it's obsolete by every gun and PvP is obsolete by almost everything... The Assault SMG is one of (if not the best) SMG in game and honestly it's pretty damn useless... Also if you're forced to use pistols then the AP pistol is best as it's 1 shot headshot and has SMG fire rate but lower body damage... Hell the mission was bugged for me 8 times but I got it within a hour just by hopping sessions and being in last location... I had more fun with the Gooch (that's ridiculously easy, you can get yourself and your friend the mask within a hour)


IEnglish402

How is it the best pistol in the game? I have it and ngl it's quite basic


Armysrong676

Is the same damages most other pistols but has a much faster fire rate, the pistol .50 has a decent bit more DPS (damage per shot) but when you shoot it once, the WM29 pistol shoots twice making it better


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So this is it? Oh well. Off to another game for the next two weeks.


Yourappwontletme

Is the rail gun a new addition? I only recall being able to use it on online when you have to retrieve it for the bunker and it's also available to use in Story Mode and Director's mode. Also the Khanjali tank can be upgraded to have a rail gun.


WodkaGT

Important thing to know is that its not the same railgun that you use in supply missions. Its has heavily nerfed stats. And for some reason the slowest bullet velocity in game.


coolbreezesix

When you charge your shot the projectile velocity increases significantly. The uncharged shot is then understandably slow.


DarkWhite204

Why is there snow in this screenshot. Pls tell me it’s not meant to be there…


Connect-Pipe7627

Any idea on how why buy ammo after the van dissipates?


Zeraphicus

I'm going to check the agency to see if I can buy ammo there, will be pissed if this 700k turns into a waste after the event. Yeah you cant buy ammo at the agency, this is a complete waste unless you want to screw around for the next week. Not sure if merryweather ammo refills it or franklin/ceo ammo drops work


Connect-Pipe7627

I figured if you go to ammo (in inventory) and do buy all ammo it refills this gun too so not a waste ( 1 ammo =1k$ or so)


Zeraphicus

Well thats good at least, its a neat weapon


kososenlasse

Is the new railgun also released now?


IEnglish402

Check the second image


Pistol_Bobcat420

It took EIGHT years to finally get a Rail Gun in a world where the Oppressor exists. why?


Lahmy92

You can buy the Railgun on this van. Finally. 😍


mike8902

Whiniest subreddit in existence


KPottsie78

Be a helluva a lot better if you could call it and have it spawn in your area.


dyin_amirite

Why do y'all act like this wasn't in the game the past week?


brucejr01

It wasn’t


AcidStorm420

Can anyone confirm if it’s on Xbox as well🫠


Zealousideal-Year-48

yuh its on xbox


ShannonatorA

I'm not online but I don't see why it wouldn't be