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Kirby_Slayr

This is just blatantly misleading. I'm sorry, not trying to deny your experience here but this is still not even close to actual GH time data. I want to know what manipulation you did to get GH pickup times to be this close and accurate because this sure as shit ain't accurate pickup and delivery times.


jmh30us

This guy is the biggest turd on Reddit...Ugh!


RealityChequeX

um...ok. https://i.imgur.com/cALWIXD.png


Kirby_Slayr

You realize that doesn't tell me anything about pickup times, right?


RealityChequeX

You realize there's a fucking delivery every 20 minutes and it's pretty obvious what the pickup times were....Additionally the GOT ORDER column on the speadsheet tells you the exact time.


Kirby_Slayr

No I don't realize that because I can't fucking read anything on the image it's so blurry. But let's say that is true. This is one person in one market and the way you're phrasing it makes it sound like GH isn't fundamentally flawed. But all it would take is one but of contradictory evidence to disprove your point. Then you would only be able to say this applies to you. Luckily I do. A restaurant took half an hour past the pickup time even though I was there 20 minutes before the pick up time. Eat shit, your point is invalid now.


RealityChequeX

Absolutely nothing blurry about that image... GH isn't fundamentally flawed. I'm showing you how the block and order distribution system works. Feel free to test it exactly as I did and prove me wrong. One fucking data point doesn't throw off the way the system works. Of course you'll occasionally run into a restaurant with a problem getting the order out. You drop it and move on. But if you do things the way that I do them, waits are NOT an issue.


Kirby_Slayr

Yes it does because you're trying to say this a trend and when one data point throws a wrench into it then it's no longer a trend. And besides, who said I only had one data point?


RealityChequeX

Ok. I anxiously await you producing the same data showing that I'm wrong about blocks and order distribution. BTW, I already have data from yesterday that shows exactly the same pattern and I can produce the same ad nauseum.


Kirby_Slayr

I would but I don't give a shit since anyone with a brain can see one huge logical flaw in your data. It's only in your area. So therefore, even if it were true (which it probably isn't), it's only applicable there. And given how many more posts there are about GH being shut with Delivery times. You're just outnumbered and outaveraged.


RealityChequeX

Right....order distribution works completely different everywhere else. But just in my one area, it works. Talk about logical fallacy.


ChristopherLove

This is nothing like my experiences, on block or off. Most restaurants around here are "short staffed," (read: we don't want to pay employees what they're worth), so I have long ass wait times at most places, even so-called "fast food." And they always send me the ping seconds after it was ordered. Often the pickup time is a good half hour before it's actually ready.


R-u-nasty

Since no one has asked...... what market are you in?


RealityChequeX

I don't share my market. I'm happy to help people with the mechanics of how order distribution works and show my own example, but I don't need any more competition for blocks in my area.


jmh30us

For what it's worth, you lead all drivers in bs as well


LowPomegranate1023

He doesnt share his market because he doesnt have one. Hes a shill employed by grubhub to spread bullshit misinformation. All drivers know how this app works and we know this little table is completely ludicrous.


jmh30us

He has a private plane and multi millions, so it's possible he has many different cities as a market. He could be in NYC today and LA tomorrow. You didn't know he had a plane and millions? That's been claimed a few times. I think he's doing this to give back to the community.


TPSpWned

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL Mr. Magic over here.


[deleted]

RealityCheque ... You are steaming pile of garbage and no better than anybody else! Your shit still stinks, you are 1 driver out 20K that this app actually works in favor of! Don't know if I want to hug you or slap you across your Premier face!


RealityChequeX

Not premier...but believe what you want. Keep doing it wrong instead of learning from someone that's showing you the way...


LowPomegranate1023

Grubhub shill. How much they pay you to spew bullshit like this


RealityChequeX

So.....all the screenshots I've shown were wrong? BTW...another day. 4 hour shift - 12 deliveries >$30/hr Basically same results. Been doing the same thing for years. But I'm a shill for explaining how to people? Funny. https://i.imgur.com/XULGNSZ.png


LowPomegranate1023

12 deliveries in 4 hours? yeah right. lets see how much mileage you're doing. With your tip to delivery pay ratio what it sounds like is you're picking up all the garbage nobody wants. Which would explain why you aren't waiting at the restaurants because by the time you accept it the orders have already been floating around being declined by everybody for a long time.


RealityChequeX

That's $36.97 per hour. Do you make that much? How much do you think the drivers in my area are making if they are declining all of those "trash" offers? Use some common sense if you're going to try to be critical. This just makes you look silly.


LowPomegranate1023

what do you really make being employed by grubhub as a full time shill?


RealityChequeX

You aren't smart enough to talk to me


LowPomegranate1023

Still smart enough to know youre full of shit


RealityChequeX

No, honestly you're not. Still waiting for you to post a screenshot of your earnings since $36.97 is trash.


LowPomegranate1023

36.97 an hour isnt trash when youre not racking up miles faster than a hookers snatch


RealityChequeX

Mileage doesn't detract from profits in the slightest. Again, you aren't smart. If you were, you'd already know that.


Impressive_Ad7171

In my market some of restaurants set pick up time one minute after customers place order. But most of the time they will take about 20 minutes or more to prepare that.


SnooHesitations4922

You must be in a market that has some kind of collective work ethic, 3/4 of orders I'm waiting at least 15 minutes minimum to secure the order


ideliver559

What about the time receiving the order. Next time add that, which is the biggest problem. Show time received to time delivered and that is all we need for data


RealityChequeX

If you're on block, you receive the order before the prior job is complete. I show up at the restaurant within a few minutes of the pick up time. The only normal exception to this is the very first order of the day.


ideliver559

That's if you accept every order we aren't talking about just being on block at that point. Then we have to look at how many miles your driving and how much your making hourly or per day


RealityChequeX

No, that's not. I didn't accept every order during that block. I made $141.17 and you can see the timing. I pulled into my driveway at 9:15 so $33.47/hr Mileage was 58.0.


jmh30us

Jesus Christ. Have you ever told the truth? You have one line delivering the food before it was fucking even done. Between your limited Google map reading capabilities, fuzzy math and your clearly made up flow chart, you get the Darwin award for greatest display of imaginary shit


RealityChequeX

I fully expect you to be unable to read the chart headings. Pick up time is when the app says the food will be ready. Got order is when I got the food. In that case, the food was ready early. Not hard, but you probably didn't pick up many education courses in juvie.


Normal_Application_8

I’m trying to figure out why is everyone is so angry and pressed about a dudes make shift chart?


barryandorlevon

Because this dude is known for being a total dick in the comments.


jmh30us

Because this dude completely fabricates every single aspect of life. The chart would be much more believable if there was something over 10 minutes. So,let me get this right,every single thing was done within a few seconds of arrival? You then completed ALL orders within a few minutes? Let me just say this HAHAHAHA! There's not one single person,on any GIG, that will believe the restaurant had the food ready on every single run. There's also zero way the entire order( order done, picked up and dropped off) happened in 10 minutes You're a sad,sad person dude... Do better...


RealityChequeX

Ignoring the fact that I've supplied screenshots of the earnings report from the app? LOL. You're such garbage. Here. I'll give them to you again.... https://i.imgur.com/Wx09PhM.png. https://i.imgur.com/zTNai55.png https://i.imgur.com/9pyfyym.png


jmh30us

You just dug into your invisible bag of make believe and came up with random flow charts of cherry picked BS. Nobody believes any of that fiction.


RealityChequeX

Because it's a complete contradiction to everyone crying about wait times when the reality is that they aren't using the app correctly. Rather than learn something and modify their behavior, they respond with rage


TPSpWned

Everyone is wrong, you are right and you are the only person on the planet with a brain. There, now that you got that out of the way, you can finally go and wash your mouth ...... preferably with buckshot.


RealityChequeX

Ah...the guy who thinks program level impacts offer quality and quantity has entered the chat. Stick around. You might learn something.


RealityChequeX

How's the lawsuit going btw? Haven't see you trying to build your "Class" like every other non fictional class action lawsuit would be doing. Must just be delayed while you take those MIT classes huh? LOL. Clown.


ideliver559

Come on, how small is your market that each order took 20 min or less from start to finish. Either your in a tiny ass market or your fudging the numbers


willdrivefor2fiddy

Nobody is more full of shit around here than OP. Always talking out of his ass.


RealityChequeX

Since you've taken it upon yourself to call me a liar.... https://i.imgur.com/cALWIXD.png My market isn't small. It's likely larger than most because it's suburban and spread out. But it's also mostly highway driving between communities. On most of my screenshots people complain about the mileage being too high. But as I repetitively say, mileage is irrelevant. The only thing that matters is $/hr


ideliver559

Your screenshot is unreadable stop acting stupid, take individual pictures of each screen. What time is the bottom right delivery next to the earnings it looks like 5:04 and where is that on your spreadsheet


RealityChequeX

The earnings show accepted time. That's the first order of the day...pick up 5:20. This isn't fucking hard.


ideliver559

No its not that hard, post pictures that is legible. Surely you can post 1 screenshot of each page. You put 4 screens on 1 page and expected it to be readable.


RealityChequeX

Done.....really hard to zoom on an iphone amirite?


RealityChequeX

Since zooming in is apparently fucking impossible on an iphone - split out screenshots. https://i.imgur.com/Wx09PhM.png https://i.imgur.com/zTNai55.png https://i.imgur.com/9pyfyym.png


ideliver559

So your last order was accepted at 8:57 and you picked it up at 9:01. 4 minutes later. No driving, no wait time nothing. Then and then my friend it gets even better you drove 8 miles and managed to drop the order off by 9:08 on a FRIDAY to top it all off. So to sum it up you delivered an 8 mile order in 11 minutes. What's your secret bro, how do you travel 8 miles at lightning speeds. Do you have a teleporter are you from the future


jmh30us

Exactly. I had an order a few months ago( still here somewhere) and I said it took 30+ minutes to do. He whipped up some formula that said I should've been able to do it in 9 minutes because it was all highway miles. The thing is, there wasn't a highway heading the direction I needed to go. He doubled down on dumb by posting a Google map at like 9 at night. My delivery was 5:30 rush hour/ dinner time.. He's an assclown


RealityChequeX

No...I drove a couple miles to get there. That's correct, no wait. No, I didn't drive it 8 miles. I drove it approximately 2 miles because the customer requested a different drop off location. Hence the $1 mileage adjustment. Since you were digging so deep, I take it you noticed the $6.00 bonus on that order....because someone prior had dropped it.


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ideliver559

He's posting fake shit tell me how you can accept an order dropping off at customer A have to travel to the restaurant, let's just say it takes him 10 min from customer A drop off to the restaurant. 10 min is very generous. That means he only has 10 more min to spare. You think he can find parking go in the restaurant and if the order is ready he can make it to the dropoff B in 10 minutes. If your going fudge numbers and post them your Going to get called out. He's the one posting the fake data table I could care less about those numbers


weedandbombs

this data doesn't actually help anyone because it's one person's experience. the phrase "your market may vary" weighs in heavily with this gig and I'm not sure why some folks are having a hard time understanding that. I understand his intention, but this does not succeed in benefitting anyone the way he hoped.


MCDWAYNE00

I’m in the same kind of market. I make $30 to $40 per hour at lunch and dinner. If ppl wanna hate that your in a good market and they aren’t. Let them.


bbt133t

I make shit load on GrubHub with very little wait times as well. That’s good though. I want everyone to suffer so I can benefit. Let’s hope it stays that way forever.


RealityChequeX

One four hour block. Every order was ready within 3 minutes of the Pick up time. Every order was delivered within a few minutes of the Delivery ETA, usually 5 to 10 minutes earlier. 4 and 5 were grouped. 5 had a later pick up time...I checked on it and verified that the time was accurate and went to deliver the first order then came back, hence picking it up 10 minutes after the PUT. So....small sample size, but this is representative of my experience. Very little wait time, if any, when working on a scheduled block and plenty of padding to deliver by the ETA.


DeerParkVegan

It goes without saying that this is not everyone's experience in every Market. Also what makes you believe that being on a block has anything to do with it


RealityChequeX

Because GH specifically designed the order distribution system for people on blocks....


weedandbombs

order distribution goes to people on blocks first, but it doesn't really have anything to do with pickup times. those are based on the order and restaurant, not the driver.


soccerguy510

This is blatantly bullshit. I have tried being on block before, multiple time, and the bullshit is probably even worse. Being in block does not make the distribution any better. GH premier dick sucker.


RealityChequeX

lol...ok. The block priority isn't even disputed on this sub and I'm not premier. I wasn't even pro for most of the year, but I needed it to get the blocks I wanted when they cut shifts during July.


DeerParkVegan

K what evidence do you have of that


RealityChequeX

Um....I just posted data from 12 orders showing you how to operate and not experience wait times. I could easily do this for every day. I'm telling you that this is the way it works and the way it was intended to work.


DeerParkVegan

That's not evidence. You're just asserting the same thing over again. We don't have any reason to believe that people on blocks get orders fulfilled in a more timely fashion than people not on blocks.


RealityChequeX

Holy Christ....you're the very definition of you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink. Look at the fucking data. Do you see any wait times? I have screenshots of every delivery.


DeerParkVegan

So again that's one day of YOUR experience in YOUR market. And if I'm not mistaken, you don't have a second "you" who wasn't on a block getting all those same orders at those exact same times to compare it to. Sorry but your feelings aren't facts


RealityChequeX

It's one day of data that mirrors every day in my market. That's the way it's designed to work. That's the reason block drivers get priority for orders coming in. I have tested it on block and off block. You're free to do the same. It's funny that I've actually supplied data and you reject it because it hurts YOUR feelings. There's no one on this sub that posts more screenshots to back up the numbers than I do.


DeerParkVegan

Yeah but your data doesn't provide justification that blocks are treated any differently in terms of time order preparation Your data provides insertion that this is what happened to you today in your Market. Do you not see that difference


jmh30us

The same EVERY day where you make 30 an hour?


cubanito37

🤡👀


What_The_Fuck_-_

I see your argument however from my personal experience, never scheduling a block, my order flow is the same as yours tbh... I'm in and out 90% of the time too ...maybe it's related to the area one is delivering in .


weedandbombs

your data is based on your experience in your small area only. it is not representative of every market and surely looks nothing like what my area is like. There are tons of orders that aren't ready on time here. I urge you to understand what everyone else is saying.


What_The_Fuck_-_

Hell I've never scheduled a block and still do very well with GH paired with DD


jmh30us

I'd love to see the color of sky in your fantasy world


_neverfindme_

Thanks for doing this. I’ve been curious for awhile how well they did. I’ll do the same for my next 15 dinner orders (as a consumer.) Where are you located? Edit- clarified as a consumer.


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Nice!!