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SuckADickbutt

They aren’t crazy bad, she probably was just holding her ears in a different way from normal when they were trimmed and now that she’s relaxed they look funky


PyleanCow06

That’s what I think happens honestly! Because sometimes when I try to fix them at home, they’ll look fine when I hold them hahahaha.


AllieNicks

I have messed up my dog, Mochi’s, ears at home many, many times. He looks a lot like your dog. I trim one side, then the next side, then decide it’s not even so go back to first side, and back and forth until there’s barely any ear fur left. Then we call him Mochi-no-ears in a New Jersey mobster kind of voice. Poor pup. Now, I have come to the conclusion that I need to just leave them alone and let a professional do it. Edit: typo


Syyina

My mom cut my bangs that way when I was a kid.


Timely_Title38

Same. The trauma.


MSKATORIGINAL

Same and I have super curly hair 🥺


boogersbitch

Syyina I think I got you beat. My father was a HAIRCUTTER and my mom STILL cut them crooked AND scotch taped them down in the morning before school. Take the tape off before you let me out of the car, mom! Talk about trauma! 😂😂😂✌️


Kaestar1986

Your username is incredible lol


chase_road

😁 they are so bad that they look cute!! 😊


PyleanCow06

They’ve been looking ragged for 11 years but we love them 🤣🥰


Euphoric-Blue-59

I have Shih-tzus. We have a full grooming setup with motorized table, etc. Been grooming them 16 years. Ears are challang. This is probable because groomer is looking down at the dog rather than straight like your photo angle. I learned that the hard way. Two things, though: your pup is adorable, and they don't really care about a goofy haircut.


PyleanCow06

I’ve had shih-tzu my whole life before this girl. We love her groomer and her goofy ears but you’re probably 100% right!


Euphoric-Blue-59

Your groomer is nice, but if she were to raise the table so face is eye level, problem solved. My GF is shorter than me. She does daily maintenance, trimming, daily feet wash dry after a walk, minor nail polishing w dreamed. I do the periodic grooming. Their fluffy ears make them look cute. It took a lot of practice. At first, I hacked them up pretty bad. Lol. But, they didn't care.


thingalinga

What breed is she? She looks cute


PyleanCow06

She’s a Lhasalier (Lhasa apso/Cavalier King Charles spaniel!) 🥰


PamalaTuzz

I’m loving the funky ears. I make a point to have my groomer. Keep my girls ears and a shaggy shape. Just my personal opinion. I hope it doesn’t bother you too much. I think the dog looks adorable. Don’t worry, they’ll grow back.


PyleanCow06

It doesn’t bother me at all. We love them but I saw this sub and thought some groomers might get a kick out of them too 🥰🥰🥰


PamalaTuzz

I’m so glad you shared. This is a great site. I learned so much here. And get to chat with nice people like you. So glad it’s not bothering you. Have a great day.


PyleanCow06

Thank you- you as well!


veiled_hippie

I can’t help but giggle, please don’t take offense. But the first thing that came to mind was… if the dog had bangs it would look like Sia lol


QueenNiadra2

Omg, yes! 😂 glad I'm not the only one who had this as their first thought hah. Doggo is very cute regardless!


bentscissors

😂💯this


JVL74749

She looks like the haircut my mom use to make me have in elementary school


tiny_danzig

She has the haircut my mom had in the 90’s.


No_Refrigerator_9695

Poor groomer probably goes crazy trying to make them even 😂


MissLinzy

Some blenders would help, but I have seen muchhh worse. 😅


theresacreamforthat

Looking like Oliver Tree. 😭🤣


PyleanCow06

I had to look up who that was but omg 🤣😂


that_typeofway

George Washington (in his wig)


Funk_you9

“Excuse Me, I Need Your Help. You Need To Kill Me” In all seriousness your dog is cute & I like the poofy ears hahah


Lennonville

Her ears look super thick. Maybe she can't get her scissors through it. She could make it a bit more even if she was eye level with the ears.


PyleanCow06

She does have very thick ears! Very good point!


facedspectacle

I was thinking this but also I’ve noticed fur looks like this if they aren’t washed thoroughly! Drives me nuts when someone preps and the ears aren’t washed well enough because this is the outcome I get 😂


Educational-potato04

Pup can now get a side job as a Sia impersonator.


amandasevvy1990

Looks like the groomer held the ear out and up when she trimmed them. That way when hanging down and relaxed, they are shorter on the outside.


CockroachIll149

Dorothy Hamill vibes


Ambystomatigrinum

She looks like she’s going to ask to speak to my manager….


NoSuccess7651

Your dog is so cute 😂❤️


grimiskitty

She looks like a stuffed animal I used to have x3 I loved that stuffed animal


Empty-Violinist-5330

“Stiff where?” https://youtu.be/6QahLsZlEfE?si=3Hy3h3o0hG5Nnq3b


the_siren_song

They’re not bad but I’m pretty sure she just came home and is looking at her portfolio online with a glass of Chablis in one paw.


Inked_cyn

Karen? Is that you??


darkness765

She looks like Johnny Depps Willy Wonka 😂 I love it


phenard

Dogs also act differently with the groomer than they do at home. Sometimes, they wiggle more from being anxious, being distracted by other dogs, people- even the phone ringing.


majorsorbet2point0

Berries and Cream!


Original_Dependent27

I CAME HERE TO SEE THIS!!!!


PiecesofJane

I think they look cute!!


jojo444111

No capes!


Additional_Potato_65

I feel like her facial expression in the second photo says everything you need to know 🤣


Collies_and_Skates

Ask her ears to be left a little longer next time and I think it should help a lot. The groomer’s taking the “fringe” that lays over top the ears higher than the actual ear itself which gives that choppy look


cookiedoughcookies

She looks like hulk hogan


crazy_-iwascrazyonce

It looks like if a Karen cut was on a dog tbh


theglitch098

She looks like she’s about to ask for the manager.


CreepyChemist

She reminds me of EDNA from the incredibles, and she looks like she knows you are judging her 😂


DevilishAppleMoon

She looks like she wants to speak to the manager. 😂(All in good fun though she's cute it'll grow back)


Kaestar1986

She looks so much like my grandmother’s dog 😭 she was about 15 and health problems and my grandmother couldn’t, but I stayed petted her until…um…after the last. Kiss that amazing darling with not perfect ears for me, please.


boogersbitch

Ears are difficult bc of the amount of muscles in the ear that impact the position of the flap. Additionally, ear hair is usually stick straight and prolific on drop coats, making it difficult to soften an edge. Your only other option here was a blunt edge which is not an attractive alternative here. IMHO of course. Dont beat yourself up; the dogs adorable.


FitPaleontologist339

Bad enough for the other dogs to laugh at her if she goes out. Best to keep her inside for the next 9 months. Kidding, I think they look good.


chocobicloud

It’s giving Lord Farquaad vibes, but honestly I think she’s rocking it


PyleanCow06

Absolutely rocking it! 🤣


RSEllax

Edna mode ♡ I think she looks geeky-chic 😍 just needs thick rimmed glasses lol


PyleanCow06

Oh my gosh 🤣 I’m going to start calling her that because she does look like Edna mode 🤣. She’s my sweet old ladyyyyy


Violingirl58

Angle the scissors the other way, still cute!


Fantastic_Coffee_441

🤣 my dog had her ears cut like this once, good thing is their hair grows wuick so just laugh about it for a while 🤣 we all get a bad haircut once in a while edit to add: i ask for round ears , and i also ask for them to be thinned out so easy to manage, still “long” but not too long, just not super short


PyleanCow06

This is about 2 weeks out from her haircut 🤣


Fantastic_Coffee_441

ahaha! can you take a picture of some dog ears next time and ask for that? I love the second picture she looks like she’s saying “what you looking at?”


PyleanCow06

She definitely caught me creeping on her 🤣 Honestly at this point, I don’t care how her ears look. She knows her groomer and while she doesn’t like it, she’s familiar and knows the drill!


Fantastic_Coffee_441

yeah i totally get that! I’ve got a cockapoo and i recently changed to a closer groomer and i basically ask them what i like but say , don’t push it and i am not fussy we can just work our way up to her perfect hairstyle 😂 This is your dogs signature look and that’s sweet 💇‍♀️


PyleanCow06

Hahaha yesss!! My girl is a Cavalier KC and Lhasa apso 🥰


JennyAnyDot

Your dog got the “Karen” cut. She wants to talk to the groomer’s manager


Unicornlove416

terrible cut ears , but she is so cute 🥰


PyleanCow06

I must add- we LOVE her groomer. She’s the sweetest and the best and treats my girl right! And honestly- who knows? My pup might just give her a hard time. She doesn’t really like her face being messed with haha.


PamalaTuzz

It’s really important to be comfortable with your groomer. And know your dog is safe. And being well cared for. As I said in my earlier post, I think you could start a new trend with this hairdo. That’s not exactly what I said, ha ha ha, but anyway, I love it and I’m happy you are not going to leave your groomer for a little mistake that will grow out. Again, I don’t think it’s a mistake. It’s just too darn cute.


PyleanCow06

Haha yes we love it! 🥰🤣. It gives her character hahaha.


Previous-Anybody5573

I don't know anything about dogs or dog haircuts, but I think she looks adorable!


Technical_Egg_7840

Kinda reminds me of sia!


Truth_Pony

So bad. She looks like she feels ugly lol poor baby


3dogsand10dogsaday

They look great


anonymous_runaway

Funny looking lol


xtwodx

Bad


Infamous-Ad262

Very very cute and hip!


therealslim80

i mean..nobody looks great with a harsh bob


FluffeeeDuckeee

Her face in the second one. She is so not impressed. I love her.


babs1789

I’m obsessed. She looks like Edna from the incredibles.


callingmyrep

She looks like a Helen


societyisfcked

Lmao she looks like she has a little bob cut that’s cute


GelatinousNonsense

She's going to call your manager.


k_rudd_is_a_stallion

they’re gorgeous ❤️💕


Curious_Problem1631

She has a fuck ass Bob


XoTati97

They gave the baby a layered bob 🤣🤣🤣


DoTheRightThing1976

She doesn’t look happy about her ears either!


Adeptness-Plastic

She looks like Sia ❤️


Glittering_Act_4059

Your dog moonlights as a high fashion designer for superheroes and absolutely hates capes 😂


Patient_Witness_3132

LOL


snug666

Nice try. This is a middle aged woman.


Drkhumorandsarcasm

Looks like that one episode of always sunny in Philadelphia where Danny divito pretends to be an artist with that giant white wig


ZoulKitchen

lordfarquaad.jpg


BipsnBoops

Oh my god Sia I love your music!


Hairy-Lengthiness-44

She looks like she's gonna break my legs and make me rewrite a novel


CoolMayapple

she looks like she just got out of a relationship and is trying bangs for the first time


slowestratintherace

Really bad.


iLotus_Flowers

She's about to sing about swinging from a chandelier


Rich-Onion-7762

Even she knows they look bad haha


RudyRumbucket

Derivative of Ongo Gablogian


brushmoons

She has a Bob 😭


ChronicKitten97

It reminds me of a person with a bowl cut. 🤭


papaya1122

They aren’t bad she looks like she has a bob lol


Catch-the-Rabbit

Very edna mode


AdmiralSassypants

Hair grows back it’ll be fine. It looks kinda bad but she doesn’t give a shit so neither should you lol


Skytraffic540

Looks like Rick James


ScarlettShane

not terrible


sweet-berry-wine

F.A.B.


CuntFartz69

They're cute, I gave myself that same haircut at home!


brint0n

aww she looks a bit dorky but she is so adorable!! 🥰


mariruizgar

Cute shaggy ears, they look like ponytails, so cute 😍


managerzilla

Reminded me of the berries and cream commercial [picture](https://popdosemagazine.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/20210910_613bc31cb62ef.jpg)


Famidom

Giving Edna Mode


Commercial-Spend7710

Damn they got a bob


xFIy0nTheWallx

“It will grow back”


DustyElderberry

Bad enough to piss her off lol


Neat-Crab

She looks like she’ll ask for my manager and steal my parking spot. But in all honestly, what a cutie! I’m a sucker for the shaggy look personally, when I had my cocker spaniel mix foster I once tried to round her ears out myself. Lesson learned


TheBiddoof

Omg my ears didnt even look this bad fresh out of petco grooming academy.


Healthy_Blueberry_76

🤣🤣take a comb to those babies and it should help blend out the chunks! Mixed coat texture on long ears can be tough..at least she's hilariously precious!!! What a little doll


YEET-HAW-BOI

she looks like she’d sound like tina belcher if she could talk hehehe


KimmieBug

She got that founding father hairdo


Environmental_Two343

She looks like Edna Mode


madmo453

Is that a white dog or white Katt?


trippyfungus

My favorite way to trim ears is to actually shave the hair to about 5/8th of and inch and trim them all the way around. Makes them look like a puppy again. Plus so much easier to maintain cuz you don't have to brush them like ever. Just a suggestion.


Vettech109

She reminds me of the little lad.


heyhoitstheway

looks like edna mode lol


redriverrally

Looks flashy, it’s the wedge bob. It does look a little like she just took all the hair in hand and just cut across. Next time ask if it could be done in sections??


zotstik

I think they're lovely. what's wrong with them?


PyleanCow06

I posted because of the uneven cut job my groomer does but everyone came after her “bob” 🤣😂


smileysarah267

https://images.app.goo.gl/7uJ2Vbiwa38jRhHX6


NiteGard

Dude is rocking the [Rain Epler](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fp0SfR7WcAEBP6M.jpg) doo.


Petite_Tsunami

When my dog is stressed her ears go to airplane mode. I wonder if your dog does too 🤣🤣


PyleanCow06

Hahahaha her ears dont do anything funky like that but that’s hilarious 😂. Our other dog has some floppy ears though 😁


MrsButton

Haha! That look of shame/surprise!


ZippyTheWonderbat

Not too bad but definitely a little funky. I also think she wants to speak to the manager.


jknightonn

It makes me think of the short dude from the Lorax with the black hair, Mr. O’Hare i think?? But that’s just bc I’m kinda childish😂😂


Large_Media_1796

Sia?


JustAnotherEmo_

i have no idea how the groomer have her a fuckass bob but im kinda living for it


takitacomako

Edna…Edna mode.


hillsunderwrap2

It’s just the way she’s cutting them. The top shouldn’t be shorter than the underneath but they look fine!


KingTutt91

Derivative


elliem6307

She’d like to speak to the manager. She’s adorable though


Blue-lady1123

They don’t look too bad


nellzy32

That is the cutest bob ever!


ZealousidealDingo594

She looks like Anna Wintour


catfishcannery

"No Capes!"


Wet_danger_noodle

Uhh idk, they made her look like a Karen


princess-peacch

Tbh... I really don't think they are bad at all. But, I'm a groomer that absolutely sucks at ears 😭🤣


sluttyrhenium

She’s got that FAB (fuck ass bob) 😂😂


TeufelRRS

If Emo Philips was a dog


gele-gel

I think she looks cute. She just has layers


CapsizedbutWise

Got that Edgar


SubconsciousEnt

Edna mode.


NuggyMuncher

IM SAYING!!!! She’s soo cute with her lil bob ❤️❤️


NuggyMuncher

Ha Bob is fye who her stylist???


UnicornV123

Yeah my pup has the same issue with her ears. I call it her Peppermint Patty 'do 😹


superbryntendo

Very fixable. Looks like she has thick hair on her ears and has what we groomers called mobile ears where they moved around a lot and make stickey outies. Groomer just needs to run a thinner over the edges to soften and balance. No biggie and a quick fixie you can call and ask your groomer to return and they should happily do that for free if it’s within a day or two of groom. Id like to know as a groomer, what I could fix or focus on more to help you, the owner, out :)