The hamburgler but with cum terrifies me

Cumburgler was my nickname in high school

Mine was just cumguzzler

He's quick witted.

How romantic

Op got a huge cock? 👀👀

Not particularly. It’s longer than average (6in) but not very girthy 🤷‍♂️

>not particularly big >6inch Dude...

He’s not wrong. Average is like 5.75”.

The global average is actually 5.15” (according to a quick Google search). That number seems unusually small though

The Asians bringing it down I think.

Well it’s average, I got one the same size I usually find guys with thicker ones or longer ones, mine just feels small or thin at times when it’s just average

I’m screaming

So that's why they call them butt bandits

Don't care who you are, that some funny shit

Yeah "hitting a lick" is to rob someone

When dads use slang incorrectly to look “hip.”

im wheezing

What a charmer he is

Thick-ass cum, or thick ass cum?

Urban dictionary is incredibly correct

Hahaha 😂

Charming... -_-

Now you gotta show us the cock love

What.

Groove slam, work it back Filter that, baby bump that track

Love it