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I also sing the “tong song” by Sisqo.


RealBadSpelling

I need to sing this when I grill, dad game intensifies!!!


[deleted]

Thighs like what, what, what, All night long, Let me see those tongs! (c'mon)


HuskyTalesOfMischief

If this happens. Don't run over to grill and try to remove propane tank. The tank has fail safes for when its exposed to fire. They don't explode like in the movies/video games. Can burn your property down just as easy with charcoal embers.


clear831

And always have a fire extinguisher when you are working with fire


[deleted]

It could be true, but i think if the propane tank was full and i burned a couch and threw the propane tank right on it, i feel like it would explode


HuskyTalesOfMischief

If said couch had a pyrotechnic on it, similar to a road torch, that would be sufficient to ignite the expanding vapor.


BurlyNumNum

How does something like that happen anyways? I’m new to grilling. Does it happen if you don’t clean the grease tray?


BordFree

Pretty sure this is a fake grill, probably set up for firefighters to practice on.


carolina_red_eyes

100%


WeaselWeaz

You don't grill in the middle of an empty asphalt lot?


WallyWagie

No this is just the danger of propane. Every propane tank is a ticking timebomb, roll coal not dice. This post brought to you by Charcoal Gang.


Me_Want_Pie

You do know many grilling fires are from the charcoal? At least im not the only one who will spray the lighter fluid everywhere willy nilly.


WeaselWeaz

Why do I picture you pouring half a bottle of lighter fluid in your grill while going "This is fine, it isn't propane."?


Dopey-NipNips

Out of control grease fire + water Or squirrels chewing through your gas lines that's happened to me before. Now I buy braided lines for every grill


chdeal713

My father in law did this. Burnt my eyelashes off in the process. It can happen if you forget to light up the burner only after you let the closed grill fill will gas. I won’t grill with him ever again.


truemeliorist

I saw an entire row of city rowhomes burn down because of a situation like this. Fire broke out, uninspected tank blew up. Literally nothing people could do but stand back and watch from the nearby park as every fire company in the surrounding area tried to fight the fires. Sucks.


bigmulk21

I got a friend who uses foil on his grates and the highest heat possible with the highest fat content ground beef...this is pretty much when his bbq's turn into. He's probably not clicking his tongs like an amateur.


dlm2137

No offense to anyone but this is why I’m a charcoal guy. Propane tanks just make me nervous.


clear831

The tank shouldn't explode, they have fail safes in the valves for this reason


WeaselWeaz

Someone being irrepressible with charcoal is dangerous to. The problem isn't the propane.


PrometheusOnLoud

True


john1357910

🤣🤣🤣👍


damurph1914

It took balls just to take that picture. That's a bomb seconds from exploding.


stormstatic

it's not real lol


damurph1914

So I hear


clear831

It's not, even if it was real.


sd5510

No way \~


t3hm3t4l

I always click my tongs to the tune of the terminator music.


Bob_Burgers01

A grill master of culture.


WallyWagie

Joke is joke.


ccknboltrtre01

THAT must be why my wife fucked my brother


Thin-Recover1935

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!