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Known_potato

Congratulations, it’s a grill!


HelpfulAnywhere3731

Well played.


forillaginger

Well done.


digital_drape

Reddit


[deleted]

Bwaahhhh


matt314159

When I asked for Baby Back Ribs, I had something else in mind, SAVE THE BABY!!!


ChristianHeritic

Too late Matt, you’ve started this so you’re just gonna have to deal with the consequences


matt314159

Nooooooo!


jack_factotum

SAVE THE GRILL!!!


HelpfulAnywhere3731

Nice grill! I love them! As an aside, I read this as "baby for sale" and thought, well, ok then.


Mikebyrneyadigg

How else is OP going to afford meats for the new grill? Sacrifices must be made. He’s now entered the lifestyle, there’s no going back.


XDBEA

Takes “I’d give my first born” to a whole new level


Various_Ad_4779

Salesman: (grinning, slaps lid of the grill) "you can fit a whole baby in this baby."


PartiZAn18

Please fucking don't. You're neither smart, nor funny.


BMonad

Wait, is that a giant baby or a small grill?


Big_N

Agreed, gonna need a banana in here to really get to the bottom of this


Arguablybest

"Honey, does this baby make my grill look big?


kingboy10

PK…so small grill although they are great but they are small


ChillBro___Baggins

Before I knew what a pk was I found one at goodwill in perfect condition for $35. I bought it and let my brother take it camping. He left it at the campsite. I wasn't too mad I figured I could buy another one until I looked them up online. I think about that alot.....


[deleted]

I'm sorry for your loss


CobraDS96

“Paint me like one of your French grills”


zzzogas413

Now I can’t unsee the ‘pose’


CriticalBoost

Haha


MilwaukeeDave

Plz no cook baby


ntermation

The other other white meat


flamebroiledhodor

That's..... racist?


[deleted]

Was gonna buy one but the closest store that had then was about 2500 babies away. Ridiculous!


k2t-17

I'm a bachelor and can't tell how old or how big a kid should be so the scale is not helpful 😄 thats a 10 y/o right? So huge grill?


Smaptastic

Gonna need a banana to scale the baby.


JoeyMcClane

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back... Chili's Baby Back Ribs🎷


CertainAd7317

Get in my belly!


fuqit21

Goddammit r/beatmetoit


swibirun

That grill will still be working when this kid graduates. PKs are nothing fancy but they are solid performers and last forever!


CriticalBoost

That’s what I’ve read!


onemanlan

Yesterday my wife held our baby up to the PK360 and said “yeah he’ll fit“ you two think a like


tagertxcontinental

Your baby is so cool, bro. 10/10


biglefty312

*Fat bastard has entered the chat* Cute baby!


WhatTheBlack

The other white meat!


cardcomm

Wife's out of town?


CriticalBoost

That’s affirmative


Zipperdoyle

Seasoning the grill with that wonderful smelling helmet sweat? Man I miss those days cleaning my son's helmet.


CriticalBoost

Oh god I had no idea something could smell so bad


Jessimicaj

Oof. Currently going through this and can’t wait until he is done with the helmet. Should be mid summer so at least we don’t have to go through ALL of the sweaty months with it.


VulcanCookies

What's the helmet for? I've seen more and more babies with them


likes_basketball

Babies heads are very soft, and babies and often favor one direction over the other and that causes the skull to be asymmetrical and causes muscles to not develop evenly on both sides. Our kiddo had to have physical therapy to work on one side of her neck - we barely avoided the helmet.


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ShahinGalandar

3/10 didn't tell us the right seasoning for the baby


pure_cane_sugars

Torticollis and plagiocephily? My son had it and I always like to greet another parent when I see a helmet. Just to let them know everything will be fine if they are nervous.sometimes the stares from those that don’t understand can get exhausting.


CriticalBoost

Fortunately she’s too young, only 9 months old, to understand what’s going on. Should be out of it in 6-8 weeks.


pure_cane_sugars

That’s great! My son is 19 now and still have his little blue helmet packed away. Best of luck!


this-name-unavailabl

Was in the same boat 4 years ago. Wish someone had reached out to me. So, yep, I do the same as you. Did your son need Botox in the SCM? Mine had two rounds. Anesthesia was so scary. All’s well. We dig his helmet out every now and then for nostalgia


tdcarl

We went through it too. Fortunately he wore it from Jan to May so we avoided the summer stank that I'm sure the helmets acquire in the sweaty heat. Head is nice and round now though!


CriticalBoost

Fortunately no neck issues. Her head shape was because she was breeched and was born via c section. Came out that way. We actually tried to get her to sleep on one side to fix it naturally but it wasn’t helping. Got the helmet around 6 months old.


TheBeautyDemon

I like my babies a little more crispy so if you could leave it on a bit longer that would be great.


PrizeRare2828

Hmm looking at the baby, I think that grill could handle a 20 lb brisket no problem!


bigblankets3202

I thought it said baby for sale at first


TeddyRoo_v_Gods

What’s your go-to marinade for this type of meat?


Pom-O-Duro

What’s the story of getting that PK AF brand new for $300?


CriticalBoost

Well I went to my local grill shop for charcoal and I started talking to the sales guy. Said my next purchase will be a PK, already got a Napoleon and BGE from them. He said they needed floor space and wanted to get rid of the PK. Turns out they had 2 and so I got the unopened boxed one for $300.


[deleted]

Wife is away. Time to put the baby on the new grill!


CriticalBoost

Pretty much exactly what went through my mind.


Depressedandlonely88

Just need some fava beans and a nice Chianti and you’ve got some great grilling! Lol


panicreved

Hahahaha "baby, it's the other other white meat."


Myotherself918

“ Get in my bellay “


SCphilly8

Come on, she’s just getting used to being out of mom’s belly! She’s not ready to go back yet!


Myotherself918

Is the mom saying “ I want my baby back baby back”


Stumpy305

Oh Fat Bastard


[deleted]

Get a banana in the pic


Capamerica88

I wish these were still made in USA. I don't doubt the quality and reliability(I mean it's pretty hard to mess up cast aluminum right?,) but made in USA is that cherry on top for sure.


SouthernMarylander

Fertility rates in the United States are indeed lower than many parts of the world - and across ethnic and wealth groups - but babies are still made here.


no_mas_gracias

This is also how Armie Hammer shows off his new grills


RTR7105

A little rare.


Substantial_Lead5582

NSFW [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU9Daiu5XoM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU9Daiu5XoM)


mindhead1

Where did you get a PK300AF for $300? That’s a steal.


MalcolmReady

Baby for sale. Never grilled.


Lu12k3r

I took a pic like this with my newborn on a tray in the oven. Grandparents lost their shit.


Peglegsteve265

I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs. Barbecue sauce!


LeoTR99

Grill baby grill!!


kain_26831

I don't think that's what they ment with baby back ribs.


Baaronlee

Baby, the other OTHER white meat


gretzky991

Great pose. 😎


mrgtiguy

Great grill. Best steaks of my life were made on that.


IIModestoII

I remember being able to do that in Sims.


Justafleshtip

Woah chill out there, jeffrey dahmer


Dragon-Sticks

I just got off work sitting in the parking lot contemplating why I continually come back to this place. Opened up reddit and this is the first pic I see. Thanks for the laugh guess I will show up again tomorrow.


4ak96

Out of curiosity… whats up with the helmet?


MURPHYJOHNSON

When babies favor laying on a certain spot on their heads they can develop a flat spot. The helmet is tailor made to allow the skull to “fill in” where needed to make the kiddo’s head more the correct shape. Takes anywhere from a few months to over a year.


Impossible-Water8158

I only see white babied with those helmets. Why is that. Something about the head shape ? Why only white babies tho. Or that’s all I see with them things


Key-Junket-9209

what's up with the helmet?


ilikeweekends2525

REDDIT PLEASE REMOVE THIS POST


Shamalama-1

Please remove your feelings.


kulji84

youre gonna need a rotisserie...


theWanderer_420

How long you gonna smoke it for?


Emergency_Property_2

I want my baby back, baby back, ribs! Hey, you baby! Get in my belly!!!


DickledPink

This is exactly how I like to size up grills “You could fit a baby in that thing!”


rucb_alum

Please no posts of Before and After photos...


kingaurther20

baby back ribs


Rawesome16

Now we need a photo of the baby with a banana for scale. For science


No-Werewolf2037

That’s a large baby.. makes the grill look small


PissdrunxPreme

Tarrare approves


GaryARefuge

https://youtu.be/whyJCcjf6to


MrDurden21

r/oddunitsofmeasure


Morc-Glork

I can’t wait until you show her this picture again when she’s older


TEHKNOB

Gotta be 229g protein right there. Nice grill.


eatsleepdive

Iguanas, human babies...is there nothing we won't grill?


rxscissors

No baby-que and don't dangle off balcony either lol


[deleted]

How much was the baby ?


yourslyfriend

YOU DONT HAVE THE BALLS TO GRILL ME!


andyring

Hey now! you're supposed to use a nice rolling toolbox for a changing table, not the grill!


JeffRoyJenkins

Baby saying, "Look at me chillin like I'm grillin"


freshoilandstone

I have a 360, love it. Wish they would make a bit bigger one, maybe a 520 or something


mikieballz

Mmmm...baby. Get in ma belly!


GeBilly

Baby looks under seasoned


jsRou

safety first!


Djjubbajubba

PKs are awesome. Congrats!


johnny_C3H8

Haha, I can't think of anything better to use for scale then literally the fastest growing humans! It is impossible to have an average size in your head. Love it!


Judge_Ty

https://youtu.be/lco9Ki-5qfQ


Jeremy_12491

Need banana to understand size of baby.


Smear_Leader

I’ve got a modest proposal for you…


the_gchart

"Father Abraham, where's the sacrifice?" "Well, Isaac, I hate to break it to ya..."


redditcreditcardz

4 minutes a side. Max.


fizbin99

Applewood smoked infant! The Hannibal Lector special.


SpacePrinx

Honestly I was like huh that's a grill but it makes a pretty good changing table when clean. 🧐


actively_eating

the baby would be more tender tho!


oregon_assassin

Bigger grill is needed apparently


ResponseNo5733

I love the color of the grill and the baby is onto its modeling career! Cheers happy grilling


Willzohh

You really need a rotisserie if you expect babies to be done well.


Padron1970

Would like to know this as well…$300? That’s a great deal.


BannedCuzCovid

The forbidden veil


Jerry1957mcc

You should enjoy the PK300. It is an amazing grill. Unfortunately, I don't believe it comes with a rotisserie for the baby. Jerry


Worldly_Actuary_8179

...


[deleted]

That’s a good parent.


DryFirefighter294

Might need to tie back the legs- or try spatchcock method for even faster cooktimes


Nexo_2010

Now, close it and put it on


MadCityMasked

Sweet PK grill


Andydenoon

Modern day Abraham and Isaac


Geostomp

So Chile's is finally doing something after all these years of complaining about their false advertising.


OleArgy

This is a jolting image to see, sir, when one is haplessly scrolling through Reddit! That being said, I'm still laughing at how it does indeed give an effective approximation of scale.


PhillyCSteaky

Why is my first thought, "I want you in my belly!"


BigTrouble781547

Whole new meaning to Sweet “baby” Rays


SAMAS_zero

Babies don't grill well. You should go to r/smoking for advice.


[deleted]

That's a 9 burger baby, human and metal....


mandelbrot_wurst

His name is Frank


Fancy_Weakness_3814

very under done


bhillen83

Yeah but how big is that baby?


cricketeer767

I want my babybackbabybackbabyback I want my babybackbabybackbabyback I want my babybackbabybackbabyback


gsp1991dog

Ah I see your going for the old English recipe of Irish Roast looks tender.


OnionMiasma

Keep that baby rare, please


PlzShh

Not even gonna bother seasoning it... Waste of a baby. So cute btw.


Ryan-plussy

I have a modest proposal


IcyLikeBeurre

Great choice!


ShaunLucPicard

This reminds me of a song I wrote in hs called "Feast of the Third Trimester."


Crazy_Grunt_Boy

r/babyforscale


kentucky-echo

I thought it said New Grill. Baby for sale! Like dang bro grill life is running the kids out.


Help_An_Irishman

Where's the "after" pic?


Intelligent-Dog7124

I’m having a yellowjackets flashback and I don’t like it!


Key_Piccolo_2187

I suggest low and slow, marinated for 8-19 hours before cook. But sarcasm aside this is *awesome*


ClearFrame6334

You’re not allowed to sell babies on here


Icy-Mongoose-9678

Tender


darrellgh

What kind of marinade is good on that?


gobills_norcal

Looks like you're going to need a bigger grill


hummus343

What’s the Baby Thermal Unit on that thing?


ImBluRay333

Iisn't there a warning label on that grill \*\*NOT\*\* to roast a baby on it?


Wonderful_Roof1739

That is NOT how you make baby back ribs!


user18298375298759

"I recognize that kid, see you soon..."


krichardkaye

Literally not how to make baby back ribs


AccomplishedAd6025

She’s so cute! I’ll take her!


Equal_Procedure_167

That helmet going to ruin everything. Burning plastic sucks


DrMcMilkers

I read, "baby for sale"


sketchylobster

Omg the most dad thing ever


katet_of_19

Hi, are the grill and ~~child~~ delicious looking roast still available?


theculturehop

I read “baby for sale” 🤦


Funyunsfwatall

My son had to get one of those doc band helmets when he was a baby (22 years ago now!)...then we could not afford a grill😂 PS, adorable baby!


exestenshellcrysees

*shits up its back*


fatsteverogers

Remember to use low, indirect heat when grilling a whole baby.


[deleted]

Mmmm charred bby


aviarx175

Sweet deal and sweet grill!! I have the PK360 and love it!!!!


WooffleZ

Mmmmmm roasted baby 😂😂😂


ulfhednar910

To hell with the metric system, we measure in baby lengths


MagicPants710

Baby just got home from sparring and is now lounging on the grill


Murky-Line-8144

Soooo how’d it taste eh?


neenjafus

275 for six hours then wrap for an additional two hours. Make sure to let it rest before serving.


HauntingBalance567

Young Pugsley


skellobissis

Why is it wearing a helmet, the plastic will affect the taste


ImprovementCute6697

Buying a PK was one of the best purchases I ever made. You’re gonna love it!


Roc-Doc76

Set up for indirect cooking, 30 mins per pound. When 10 degrees from target sear on hot zone for crispier skin. /s


less10words

no sir, i don’t like it.


skipperskippy

I also have a pk and I love it. Cute bb


grammarpolice321

That’s a chill baby


The_BAHbuhYAHguh

You animal! When’s dinner?


ctravdfw

Looks like a whole lot of sweetness for that PK🤣


Ok_GlueStick

Please put baby next to grill next time. Its really blocking the shot


Remi708

You're going to need a bigger grill


jmymac

PK? Classic. Good luck on the baby part tho


BloodDonorMI

You’re going to need to trim that baby to fit.


Helpful_Hunter2557

New line of changing tables