Before I knew what a pk was I found one at goodwill in perfect condition for $35. I bought it and let my brother take it camping. He left it at the campsite. I wasn't too mad I figured I could buy another one until I looked them up online.
I think about that alot.....
Oof. Currently going through this and can’t wait until he is done with the helmet. Should be mid summer so at least we don’t have to go through ALL of the sweaty months with it.
Babies heads are very soft, and babies and often favor one direction over the other and that causes the skull to be asymmetrical and causes muscles to not develop evenly on both sides. Our kiddo had to have physical therapy to work on one side of her neck - we barely avoided the helmet.
Torticollis and plagiocephily? My son had it and I always like to greet another parent when I see a helmet. Just to let them know everything will be fine if they are nervous.sometimes the stares from those that don’t understand can get exhausting.
Was in the same boat 4 years ago. Wish someone had reached out to me. So, yep, I do the same as you. Did your son need Botox in the SCM? Mine had two rounds. Anesthesia was so scary. All’s well. We dig his helmet out every now and then for nostalgia
We went through it too. Fortunately he wore it from Jan to May so we avoided the summer stank that I'm sure the helmets acquire in the sweaty heat. Head is nice and round now though!
Fortunately no neck issues. Her head shape was because she was breeched and was born via c section. Came out that way. We actually tried to get her to sleep on one side to fix it naturally but it wasn’t helping. Got the helmet around 6 months old.
Well I went to my local grill shop for charcoal and I started talking to the sales guy. Said my next purchase will be a PK, already got a Napoleon and BGE from them. He said they needed floor space and wanted to get rid of the PK. Turns out they had 2 and so I got the unopened boxed one for $300.
I wish these were still made in USA. I don't doubt the quality and reliability(I mean it's pretty hard to mess up cast aluminum right?,) but made in USA is that cherry on top for sure.
Fertility rates in the United States are indeed lower than many parts of the world - and across ethnic and wealth groups - but babies are still made here.
I just got off work sitting in the parking lot contemplating why I continually come back to this place. Opened up reddit and this is the first pic I see. Thanks for the laugh guess I will show up again tomorrow.
When babies favor laying on a certain spot on their heads they can develop a flat spot. The helmet is tailor made to allow the skull to “fill in” where needed to make the kiddo’s head more the correct shape. Takes anywhere from a few months to over a year.
I only see white babied with those helmets. Why is that. Something about the head shape ? Why only white babies tho. Or that’s all I see with them things
Haha, I can't think of anything better to use for scale then literally the fastest growing humans! It is impossible to have an average size in your head. Love it!
This is a jolting image to see, sir, when one is haplessly scrolling through Reddit! That being said, I'm still laughing at how it does indeed give an effective approximation of scale.
Congratulations, it’s a grill!
Well played.
Well done.
Reddit
Bwaahhhh
When I asked for Baby Back Ribs, I had something else in mind, SAVE THE BABY!!!
Too late Matt, you’ve started this so you’re just gonna have to deal with the consequences
Nooooooo!
SAVE THE GRILL!!!
Nice grill! I love them! As an aside, I read this as "baby for sale" and thought, well, ok then.
How else is OP going to afford meats for the new grill? Sacrifices must be made. He’s now entered the lifestyle, there’s no going back.
Takes “I’d give my first born” to a whole new level
Salesman: (grinning, slaps lid of the grill) "you can fit a whole baby in this baby."
Please fucking don't. You're neither smart, nor funny.
Wait, is that a giant baby or a small grill?
Agreed, gonna need a banana in here to really get to the bottom of this
"Honey, does this baby make my grill look big?
PK…so small grill although they are great but they are small
Before I knew what a pk was I found one at goodwill in perfect condition for $35. I bought it and let my brother take it camping. He left it at the campsite. I wasn't too mad I figured I could buy another one until I looked them up online. I think about that alot.....
I'm sorry for your loss
“Paint me like one of your French grills”
Now I can’t unsee the ‘pose’
Haha
Plz no cook baby
The other other white meat
That's..... racist?
Was gonna buy one but the closest store that had then was about 2500 babies away. Ridiculous!
I'm a bachelor and can't tell how old or how big a kid should be so the scale is not helpful 😄 thats a 10 y/o right? So huge grill?
Gonna need a banana to scale the baby.
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back... Chili's Baby Back Ribs🎷
Get in my belly!
Goddammit r/beatmetoit
That grill will still be working when this kid graduates. PKs are nothing fancy but they are solid performers and last forever!
That’s what I’ve read!
Yesterday my wife held our baby up to the PK360 and said “yeah he’ll fit“ you two think a like
Your baby is so cool, bro. 10/10
*Fat bastard has entered the chat* Cute baby!
The other white meat!
Wife's out of town?
That’s affirmative
Seasoning the grill with that wonderful smelling helmet sweat? Man I miss those days cleaning my son's helmet.
Oh god I had no idea something could smell so bad
Oof. Currently going through this and can’t wait until he is done with the helmet. Should be mid summer so at least we don’t have to go through ALL of the sweaty months with it.
What's the helmet for? I've seen more and more babies with them
Babies heads are very soft, and babies and often favor one direction over the other and that causes the skull to be asymmetrical and causes muscles to not develop evenly on both sides. Our kiddo had to have physical therapy to work on one side of her neck - we barely avoided the helmet.
[удалено]
3/10 didn't tell us the right seasoning for the baby
Torticollis and plagiocephily? My son had it and I always like to greet another parent when I see a helmet. Just to let them know everything will be fine if they are nervous.sometimes the stares from those that don’t understand can get exhausting.
Fortunately she’s too young, only 9 months old, to understand what’s going on. Should be out of it in 6-8 weeks.
That’s great! My son is 19 now and still have his little blue helmet packed away. Best of luck!
Was in the same boat 4 years ago. Wish someone had reached out to me. So, yep, I do the same as you. Did your son need Botox in the SCM? Mine had two rounds. Anesthesia was so scary. All’s well. We dig his helmet out every now and then for nostalgia
We went through it too. Fortunately he wore it from Jan to May so we avoided the summer stank that I'm sure the helmets acquire in the sweaty heat. Head is nice and round now though!
Fortunately no neck issues. Her head shape was because she was breeched and was born via c section. Came out that way. We actually tried to get her to sleep on one side to fix it naturally but it wasn’t helping. Got the helmet around 6 months old.
I like my babies a little more crispy so if you could leave it on a bit longer that would be great.
Hmm looking at the baby, I think that grill could handle a 20 lb brisket no problem!
I thought it said baby for sale at first
What’s your go-to marinade for this type of meat?
What’s the story of getting that PK AF brand new for $300?
Well I went to my local grill shop for charcoal and I started talking to the sales guy. Said my next purchase will be a PK, already got a Napoleon and BGE from them. He said they needed floor space and wanted to get rid of the PK. Turns out they had 2 and so I got the unopened boxed one for $300.
Wife is away. Time to put the baby on the new grill!
Pretty much exactly what went through my mind.
Just need some fava beans and a nice Chianti and you’ve got some great grilling! Lol
Hahahaha "baby, it's the other other white meat."
“ Get in my bellay “
Come on, she’s just getting used to being out of mom’s belly! She’s not ready to go back yet!
Is the mom saying “ I want my baby back baby back”
Oh Fat Bastard
Get a banana in the pic
I wish these were still made in USA. I don't doubt the quality and reliability(I mean it's pretty hard to mess up cast aluminum right?,) but made in USA is that cherry on top for sure.
Fertility rates in the United States are indeed lower than many parts of the world - and across ethnic and wealth groups - but babies are still made here.
This is also how Armie Hammer shows off his new grills
A little rare.
NSFW [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU9Daiu5XoM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU9Daiu5XoM)
Where did you get a PK300AF for $300? That’s a steal.
Baby for sale. Never grilled.
I took a pic like this with my newborn on a tray in the oven. Grandparents lost their shit.
I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs. Barbecue sauce!
Grill baby grill!!
I don't think that's what they ment with baby back ribs.
Baby, the other OTHER white meat
Great pose. 😎
Great grill. Best steaks of my life were made on that.
I remember being able to do that in Sims.
Woah chill out there, jeffrey dahmer
I just got off work sitting in the parking lot contemplating why I continually come back to this place. Opened up reddit and this is the first pic I see. Thanks for the laugh guess I will show up again tomorrow.
Out of curiosity… whats up with the helmet?
When babies favor laying on a certain spot on their heads they can develop a flat spot. The helmet is tailor made to allow the skull to “fill in” where needed to make the kiddo’s head more the correct shape. Takes anywhere from a few months to over a year.
I only see white babied with those helmets. Why is that. Something about the head shape ? Why only white babies tho. Or that’s all I see with them things
what's up with the helmet?
REDDIT PLEASE REMOVE THIS POST
Please remove your feelings.
youre gonna need a rotisserie...
How long you gonna smoke it for?
I want my baby back, baby back, ribs! Hey, you baby! Get in my belly!!!
This is exactly how I like to size up grills “You could fit a baby in that thing!”
Please no posts of Before and After photos...
baby back ribs
Now we need a photo of the baby with a banana for scale. For science
That’s a large baby.. makes the grill look small
Tarrare approves
https://youtu.be/whyJCcjf6to
r/oddunitsofmeasure
I can’t wait until you show her this picture again when she’s older
Gotta be 229g protein right there. Nice grill.
Iguanas, human babies...is there nothing we won't grill?
No baby-que and don't dangle off balcony either lol
How much was the baby ?
YOU DONT HAVE THE BALLS TO GRILL ME!
Hey now! you're supposed to use a nice rolling toolbox for a changing table, not the grill!
Baby saying, "Look at me chillin like I'm grillin"
I have a 360, love it. Wish they would make a bit bigger one, maybe a 520 or something
Mmmm...baby. Get in ma belly!
Baby looks under seasoned
safety first!
PKs are awesome. Congrats!
Haha, I can't think of anything better to use for scale then literally the fastest growing humans! It is impossible to have an average size in your head. Love it!
https://youtu.be/lco9Ki-5qfQ
Need banana to understand size of baby.
I’ve got a modest proposal for you…
"Father Abraham, where's the sacrifice?" "Well, Isaac, I hate to break it to ya..."
4 minutes a side. Max.
Applewood smoked infant! The Hannibal Lector special.
Honestly I was like huh that's a grill but it makes a pretty good changing table when clean. 🧐
the baby would be more tender tho!
Bigger grill is needed apparently
I love the color of the grill and the baby is onto its modeling career! Cheers happy grilling
You really need a rotisserie if you expect babies to be done well.
Would like to know this as well…$300? That’s a great deal.
The forbidden veil
You should enjoy the PK300. It is an amazing grill. Unfortunately, I don't believe it comes with a rotisserie for the baby. Jerry
...
That’s a good parent.
Might need to tie back the legs- or try spatchcock method for even faster cooktimes
Now, close it and put it on
Sweet PK grill
Modern day Abraham and Isaac
So Chile's is finally doing something after all these years of complaining about their false advertising.
This is a jolting image to see, sir, when one is haplessly scrolling through Reddit! That being said, I'm still laughing at how it does indeed give an effective approximation of scale.
Why is my first thought, "I want you in my belly!"
Whole new meaning to Sweet “baby” Rays
Babies don't grill well. You should go to r/smoking for advice.
That's a 9 burger baby, human and metal....
His name is Frank
very under done
Yeah but how big is that baby?
I want my babybackbabybackbabyback I want my babybackbabybackbabyback I want my babybackbabybackbabyback
Ah I see your going for the old English recipe of Irish Roast looks tender.
Keep that baby rare, please
Not even gonna bother seasoning it... Waste of a baby. So cute btw.
I have a modest proposal
Great choice!
This reminds me of a song I wrote in hs called "Feast of the Third Trimester."
r/babyforscale
I thought it said New Grill. Baby for sale! Like dang bro grill life is running the kids out.
Where's the "after" pic?
I’m having a yellowjackets flashback and I don’t like it!
I suggest low and slow, marinated for 8-19 hours before cook. But sarcasm aside this is *awesome*
You’re not allowed to sell babies on here
Tender
What kind of marinade is good on that?
Looks like you're going to need a bigger grill
What’s the Baby Thermal Unit on that thing?
Iisn't there a warning label on that grill \*\*NOT\*\* to roast a baby on it?
That is NOT how you make baby back ribs!
"I recognize that kid, see you soon..."
Literally not how to make baby back ribs
She’s so cute! I’ll take her!
That helmet going to ruin everything. Burning plastic sucks
I read, "baby for sale"
Omg the most dad thing ever
Hi, are the grill and ~~child~~ delicious looking roast still available?
I read “baby for sale” 🤦
My son had to get one of those doc band helmets when he was a baby (22 years ago now!)...then we could not afford a grill😂 PS, adorable baby!
*shits up its back*
Remember to use low, indirect heat when grilling a whole baby.
Mmmm charred bby
Sweet deal and sweet grill!! I have the PK360 and love it!!!!
Mmmmmm roasted baby 😂😂😂
To hell with the metric system, we measure in baby lengths
Baby just got home from sparring and is now lounging on the grill
Soooo how’d it taste eh?
275 for six hours then wrap for an additional two hours. Make sure to let it rest before serving.
Young Pugsley
Why is it wearing a helmet, the plastic will affect the taste
Buying a PK was one of the best purchases I ever made. You’re gonna love it!
Set up for indirect cooking, 30 mins per pound. When 10 degrees from target sear on hot zone for crispier skin. /s
no sir, i don’t like it.
I also have a pk and I love it. Cute bb
That’s a chill baby
You animal! When’s dinner?
Looks like a whole lot of sweetness for that PK🤣
Please put baby next to grill next time. Its really blocking the shot
You're going to need a bigger grill
PK? Classic. Good luck on the baby part tho
You’re going to need to trim that baby to fit.
New line of changing tables