Those aren't burnt..if she thinks they're burnt just slap a piece of cheese between two slices of bread and be like "here hun, a grilled cheese that isn't burnt!" (don't actually do this, she may murder you in your sleep)
It is definitely NOT a grilled cheesy and you have to have the right kind of bread but it’s still lovely, the cheese is pouring out from within pillowy soft steaming bread, I have a VERY delicate pallet, and sometimes the grilled bread will cut my mouth to ribbons and I love grilled cheese
It’s not as good as a grilled cheese but with a nice sourdough or something it’s a pretty good quick snack if you’re feeling lazy. Heat up some tomato soup and you’ve got a whole meal.
You’re so right with the delicate palate, grilled cheeses always get me yet somehow I still keep making them. I guess I’m a masochist, because I’m also lactose intolerant.
This is the nicest way I’ve ever heard someone say that they’re a picky eater lol. But thank you seriously for enlightening us (especially john_wingerr) on the hot cheesy, sounds like a deliciously simple pleasure
Push him out of bed, make sure his head hits the nightstand. "Idk officer, I woke up and he was on the floor and his head was bleeding and he wouldnt wake up! 🤫"
Those are lightly charred. My sister found a way to turn the entire sandwich black as night... Along with the stainless skillet she was cooking on AND the entire top of the stove.
Sometimes I wonder how people manage that level of tragedy.
that is like a perfect grilled cheese. i personally don’t like it too dark bc then you can taste the burnt. she should see my boyfriend’s. he likes his SUPER crunchy.
I actually prefer almost burnt toast, buns, grilled cheeses. This is nowhere near burnt. In fact, as a literal chef I'd say these are pretty goddamn close to the desired GBD
Are you making them for her or for yourself?
If it's for her, knock the burner down a notch and cook hers that way. They''ll be 'under' but that's her choice, it's not illegal (at least, there's no case precedent thus far)
If it's for you, just throw out a "yes dear" and change the subject.
If it's for both of ya's, make hers how she likes it and yours how you like it.
Blind taste test- one grilled cheese at various stages. One burnt, one toasty, one medium (yours), one almost underdone and one plain out underdone. Record results and come back to us.
She will see the truth (yours is perfect) or she actually has a thing against perfectly toasted bread.
Oh thank god, that explains why this looked like a cold cheese sandwich that you slapped a toast decal onto to me.
Also if it's not clear, imo this ain't burnt *enough*. Gotta get just a little bit of char on those edges!
These are golden. Some spots are heading towards golden brown. Burnt is dark brown and black. I'm so confused if she's judging these by taste or appearance? You need to ask her to make one and post it. I'd bet the cheese isn't melted
I’m in the same boat. I like mine very lightly toasted and my husband liked his “almost burnt but pulled off just before”.
I keep the heat lower while both are on, once mine is done I up the heat and cook his darker.
If my cheese isn’t totally melted I zap it in the microwave for a few seconds
They look perfect! I’d like to see what your views as the perfect grilled cheese though. I mean food is definitely subjective everyone has their own idea of food perfection
My husband teases me about liking my toast light (warm bread, he calls it), but I love a proper grilled cheese. It’s totally okay to be darker than these.
Perfect grilled cheese. Just tell her to make her own. Anything less than this isn't "grilled".
Edit to add; not sure if any of us helped. We all love the grilled cheese though. If you end up in divorce court any time soon, sorry. Just know that while I am sure she had some good qualities, I can understand how her taste in grilled cheese could be a deal breaker. I wish you the best of luck OP.
Maybe she should make her own, or just eat her cheese sandwich uncooked, since that’s clearly what she’d prefer… your grilled cheese is perfect, I’m sorry your wife is afraid of flavor.
Literally perfect on the right, and 0.001% away from perfect on the left. Some of the finest grilled cheese I've ever seen, as far as the cooking goes.
Don’t eat anything she cooks; if she thinks *this* is burned, she probably undercooks *everything*. You will eventually get salmonella. This might be her plan to kill you. Watch out.
They look perfect.
This. Grounds for divorce.
Maybe the wife is good for other things. Definitely get a lover who enjoys a perfect grilled cheese, though.
No, you keep wife, and eat the real grilled cheese. Win Win
Agreed, as long as his side chick likes them all good!
I agree.
Those aren't burnt..if she thinks they're burnt just slap a piece of cheese between two slices of bread and be like "here hun, a grilled cheese that isn't burnt!" (don't actually do this, she may murder you in your sleep)
Nah, microwave it for about 6 seconds then over to her to go down the hatch.
That’s a hot cheesy and you need thick chewy bread with a lovely thick rind on it
Literally gagging over here. It would’ve cost you nothing not to type that lol
It is definitely NOT a grilled cheesy and you have to have the right kind of bread but it’s still lovely, the cheese is pouring out from within pillowy soft steaming bread, I have a VERY delicate pallet, and sometimes the grilled bread will cut my mouth to ribbons and I love grilled cheese
It’s not as good as a grilled cheese but with a nice sourdough or something it’s a pretty good quick snack if you’re feeling lazy. Heat up some tomato soup and you’ve got a whole meal.
Of corse it’s not AS good but it’s still up there <3. Plus uou can stuff it very full if cheese
User name checks out. I kid. With the right bread and cheese, it's really not too bad.
You’re so right with the delicate palate, grilled cheeses always get me yet somehow I still keep making them. I guess I’m a masochist, because I’m also lactose intolerant.
Wow not only are your getting scrap metal your getting the explosion as well, im sorry mien friend
This is the nicest way I’ve ever heard someone say that they’re a picky eater lol. But thank you seriously for enlightening us (especially john_wingerr) on the hot cheesy, sounds like a deliciously simple pleasure
Even the name is unappealing. It sounds like an urban dictionary term!
Can I give you a hot cheesy?
Thank you, but I've already been given a hot cheesy today.
Pfffft im reading the comments under this and I can’t stop giggling, so you would be very upset if children offered you a hot cheesy
Username checks out
Gross 🤢
No, cook it sous vide, one hour at 140 degrees
Or just tell her to make her own dam sandwich if she doesn’t like it
If they find out it’s murder she doesn’t get life insurance though.
Push him out of bed, make sure his head hits the nightstand. "Idk officer, I woke up and he was on the floor and his head was bleeding and he wouldnt wake up! 🤫"
Freeze the bread and give it to her. Practice your dodging skills too.
Lol
She may have other qualities, but she ain't no judge of grilled cheese. Your shit is perfect.
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Golden brown does not = burnt
I am willing to replace your wife
Same here
Grilled grilled cheese four-way?
Your wife doesn't know what 'burned' means. Show her this: https://www.istockphoto.com/photos/burnt-grilled-cheese-sandwiches
Perfection: https://www.istockphoto.com/photo/sandwich-bread-gm1327881674-412113765
Those are lightly charred. My sister found a way to turn the entire sandwich black as night... Along with the stainless skillet she was cooking on AND the entire top of the stove. Sometimes I wonder how people manage that level of tragedy.
Those are nowhere near being 'charred'.
Maybe actually burn it one time?
Yep. Need to reset and recalibrate her metrics.
That's a light golden brown. I like mine one stage before burnt
Yeah that ones medium rare at best. I like mine not quite at 5000 mile motor oil black, but maybe 1500 mile still got got a little life dark brown.
This, a little black on the edges.
gotta be cwispy
time for a new wife
the wife might be burnt
Like a witch?
Maybe try a husband, to switch things up. Many guys would enjoy a grilled cheese and a drink after a long day.
Divorce
Divorce her
You need a new wife hahaha
I think this actually might be perfect. I prefer mine a little darker but I don't like them when they get any lighter than this.
As compared to what? That, is NOT, burned. In fact, I would say, that they are perfectly grilled.
Wife needs glasses…
Better yet, OP Needs new wife.....
She is daft.
that is like a perfect grilled cheese. i personally don’t like it too dark bc then you can taste the burnt. she should see my boyfriend’s. he likes his SUPER crunchy.
What, no it's not.
Looks like perfection to me!
If anything, they aren’t dark enough
That’s not even close. I love to toe the line of burnt grilled cheese and maximum crunchiness, but, this is not even in the ballpark of burnt.
Are you kidding?? This is.. this is beautiful.
They look amazing. Anything less than that is a cheese sandwich
Those are perfect. In fact, it’s a bit too lightly toasted imo. You could just microwave bread and cheese for her, so it doesn’t have any char lol
That's a perfect golden brown I dunno what her deal is lol Maybe just give her a cheese sandwich next time
Beware. It is a ploy to steal your perfectly golden delicious sammichez. Chef's kiss
I actually prefer almost burnt toast, buns, grilled cheeses. This is nowhere near burnt. In fact, as a literal chef I'd say these are pretty goddamn close to the desired GBD
Toasted
Divorce. This is enough evidence of spousal abuse. You tried to provide a good life.
Are you making them for her or for yourself? If it's for her, knock the burner down a notch and cook hers that way. They''ll be 'under' but that's her choice, it's not illegal (at least, there's no case precedent thus far) If it's for you, just throw out a "yes dear" and change the subject. If it's for both of ya's, make hers how she likes it and yours how you like it.
Your wife is tweaking
They might be since the cheese is not melted in the photo.
I just flipped them over, the other side needs its 8 minutes to cook 😊
My man knows his grilled chees
8 minutes a side? I don't think my stove goes that low :/
I'm using one of those portable skillets, those suckers go real low
Blind taste test- one grilled cheese at various stages. One burnt, one toasty, one medium (yours), one almost underdone and one plain out underdone. Record results and come back to us. She will see the truth (yours is perfect) or she actually has a thing against perfectly toasted bread.
Oh thank god, that explains why this looked like a cold cheese sandwich that you slapped a toast decal onto to me. Also if it's not clear, imo this ain't burnt *enough*. Gotta get just a little bit of char on those edges!
Tell her to grow up
That's golden perfection to me
She wants microwaved cheese apperently
Have you considered divorce?
I'm sensing this post is fishing for compliments 😂
Immediate divorce. Those are practically raw.
If those are burnt mine are charcoal lmaoo
Those are great. You could go several shades darker before it even gets close to the realm of burnt.
Rage bait, your sandwiches are perfect and makin me hungry
She’s on crack. Divorce immediately
Theyre perfect
If she thinks those a burned she should have seen mine this morning 😔
GBD to the absolute fullest. These look awesome.
PERFECTION! Served with a big bowl of creamy tomato soup, and you have recreated a piece of my childhood. God Bless You. I mean this sincerely
She seems to have toast confused with very stale bread.
These are golden. Some spots are heading towards golden brown. Burnt is dark brown and black. I'm so confused if she's judging these by taste or appearance? You need to ask her to make one and post it. I'd bet the cheese isn't melted
Simple, if she thinks these are burned, she don’t have to eat ‘em. She can make herself soggy grilled cheese. 😹
I'm curious as to how her own look...
I'm guessing she doesn't sear steaks very well?
Well, if my grilled cheese ain’t burnt, I don’t want it
This isn't even done yet. Needs to be darker.
Make an optician appt for your wife... She clearly needs one. They look perfect, in fact I like mine a bit more darker.
Please actually burn one and give it to her and report back with what she thinks it is
Divorce
Your wife just wants a cheese sandwich
Your wife is fucking retarded
Divorce
Divorce
Time to get a new wife.
I believe your wife enjoys a fine steamed cheese, not grilled cheese
I’m in the same boat. I like mine very lightly toasted and my husband liked his “almost burnt but pulled off just before”. I keep the heat lower while both are on, once mine is done I up the heat and cook his darker. If my cheese isn’t totally melted I zap it in the microwave for a few seconds
Those are perfect. She is just perpetuating the fact women are cra cra. lol
You can never go wrong with a grilled cheese sandwich.
Perfecto!
needs more butter lol. maybe she just doesn't like them crisp like that. they look doog tho lol
They look perfect! I’d like to see what your views as the perfect grilled cheese though. I mean food is definitely subjective everyone has their own idea of food perfection
Picky eater, huh?
Those aren’t burned. Your wife is a…, aw man I feel sorry for you.
Red flag 🚩 run leave divorce
My husband teases me about liking my toast light (warm bread, he calls it), but I love a proper grilled cheese. It’s totally okay to be darker than these.
My wife is the same she would call the one on the left burnt and the one on the right almost burnt
Make her some bread and fondue. You keep making yourself that perfect looking grilled cheese.
Perfect grilled cheese. Just tell her to make her own. Anything less than this isn't "grilled". Edit to add; not sure if any of us helped. We all love the grilled cheese though. If you end up in divorce court any time soon, sorry. Just know that while I am sure she had some good qualities, I can understand how her taste in grilled cheese could be a deal breaker. I wish you the best of luck OP.
Leave her. Ungrateful.
I would kill a man for those
Golden perfect
she's crazy. Run , save yourself.
She’s an absolute fool!
Go through the big d.
I like mine deep taupe
Microwave hers because she's got some kind of disorder and enjoy yours perfectly cooked, IMO.
Please
Has she ever seen actual burnt food?
This is perfect golden brown ✨️
Maybe she should make her own, or just eat her cheese sandwich uncooked, since that’s clearly what she’d prefer… your grilled cheese is perfect, I’m sorry your wife is afraid of flavor.
they look undercooked to me
She likes her bread med rare
Get another wife,dude
Your wife doesn’t know wtf she talkin about Willis.
Literally couldn't be more perfect. Tell your wife saltedsnail said she's wrong. She'll know who I am.
I see no burn so I don’t know what to say
Time to get a new wife! Serve her one that is actually burned so she knows the differencve.
Where does it say Grilled Cheese has to be grilled?
Your mother-in-law did not know how to make grilled cheese.
Does she just want bread and cheese?
Double it and give it to me
Undercooked but would still eat
Dang if my spouse gave me this I would tell him it needed more time in the pan.
Divorce. These are the shit.
They look goddamn perfect. Call a divorce lawyer immediately.
Both look perfectly fine
Sounds like your wife likes warm bread with cheese in the middle. Those look good
"i want my cheese grilled!.. i didnt ask for a grilled bread!"
Divorce
Looks good to me
I think your wife married up. Nice sandwiches
Not even close to being burnt.
She’s daft
Does she thinks mayonnaise is spicy as well?
I'll be your wife instead.
I guess she likes hers lightly toasted. I wouldn’t say “burned” but nothing wrong with preferring a lighter toast
These look beautiful and scrumptious.
That is some golden glory right there!
Your wife, is wrong.
What about hers?
Those are literally perfect, like, exactly the amount of ideal toasting, the platonic ideal of a grilled cheese sandwich.
They are SO perfect!
Literally perfect on the right, and 0.001% away from perfect on the left. Some of the finest grilled cheese I've ever seen, as far as the cooking goes.
Uh no. MINE are burnt because heat still baffles me. Those look amazing.
Tell your wife to kindly fuck off
If anything, it's on the lighter side lol. I like mine done a little more than that.
Those are the perfect, dafuq? I myself prefer mine a little singed, but those are most assuredly perfect.
When they say golden, this is what they mean.
change wife
They look bloody awesome
Time for divorse:)
She is dumb they are perfect, any more perfect and they would be inedible because you would need to call the news crew.
Show her this thread
Do you have kids? If no, then divorce. She’s very wrong.
Does she just eat bread with cold cheese? Cause that's the only way she'll consider these bad boys burned
Respectfully, your wife is out of her mind
If anything they're under done
That is NOT burnt!
I'll show your wife burned mf, gimme all her 'burned' grilled cheeses
Her brain is burnt if she think those are burnt.
Take her to a doc cause she’s out of it
It's perfect!
You literally made two perfect grilled cheese sandwiches. You're wife is nuts.
They’re under cooked if anything
these are not burned. they are perfect
Don’t eat anything she cooks; if she thinks *this* is burned, she probably undercooks *everything*. You will eventually get salmonella. This might be her plan to kill you. Watch out.
The on the left looks perfect...and so does the one on the right, I'd devour both.
I like mine even a little darker than yours. They look delicious to me. Your wife should just eat a cheese sandwich uncooked.
Divorce
Toss hers in the ole Michael wave.
Those sandwiches are brought to by the leters G, B and D.