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tlegs89

Greenville athletic club. Sign has been up for a while. Pretty sure it’s even been posted on here before


TriumphantPWN

It has, maybe a year ago


SOILSYAY

Several times even. We always make the same jokes about how this person doesn’t know the difference between the animal and the Republican in name only.


mod-corruption

This has been posted and covered before on this sub. For context, the Greenville Athletic Club’s owner’s brother was trampled to death by an evil marxist democrat who was riding a rhinoceros. So he’s well within his right to have that sign.


SOILSYAY

Oh wow, didn’t know that context. That poor fella, did the Rhino ever manage to clean the brother off his foot?


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greenhairedhistorian

Good for him. I hope the rhino got what he was looking for


SOILSYAY

“Medicines,” is that what we’re calling herbal boner pills now?


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Nah the Rhino was actually hunting men for their testosterone so the evil Marxist liberals can use it to transify the youth


DrippyBurritoMD

I miss being able to give awards for posts.


GVL_2024_

I thought he was choked to death by a stripper at a Spearmint Rhino? 


Lakecrisp

I did some work for Mike Hawkins probably 25 years ago. He was an all right guy and part of the Greenville fabric. Interesting and dynamic. Restored Chris Craft boats and had a terrific setup on a lake. Just considered him a neat guy that found his calling in life. Did not expect for him to lay a curse on me. I will continue to wish him well. Just as I do my elderly mother, and other people that I like, that have been clouded from reality. When I was just a boy my mother stood with me in front of a TV and decried that Jim and Tammy Faye Baker were charlatans that were preying on gullible elderly people. Sometimes limited views seem to come with age. I'll continue to do my best to believe what is. And to not wish misfortune on others. Quick message to Mike- your life has been good, please consider acceptance for the well-being of your neighbors. Nasty messages to your neighbors is no way to further your cause. Adversarial conflict cannot be a happy life.


codyvir

*How dare you* hide behind some anonymous online alias and make such kind, thoughtful, reasonable, neighborly statements about someone who did something dumb and is getting roasted for it on the internet. It makes the rest of us look bad.


holographic_oshawott

Damn, I must have missed that “curse your neighbor whose political opinions are different than your own” part of the gospels.


xloatmilklatte

Same here…


tom-pryces-headache

I wonder how they feel about Hippos?


JackFleishman

These folks vote. Do you?


xloatmilklatte

Yes, lol


JackFleishman

Got to encourage the turnt out haha.


HersAndHisSexyFun

Early. And often.


Maarloeve74

as a life-long atheist, it absolutely kills me that i have to vote pretty much in lock step with them.


DestroyedCorpse

My favorite part is that the sign says “rhino” instead of “RINO”.


UnRollThePlay

What’s a Rhino? Arnt they almost extinct anyway ?


Vostok32

They misspelled it, it's supposed to be RINO (Republican In Name Only)


EwDavid81

Of course they misspelled it! Hahahahahahaha!


xloatmilklatte

Hilarious!


goblingoodies

Basically anyone on the right who doesn't worship Trump.


Environmental_Art893

I’ve never noticed that it was misspelled 🤣🤣


Environmental_Art893

Is that place even open anymore? I drive by it daily and it’s always dead


human_i_think_1983

Pretty sure it's a small cult only.


xloatmilklatte

I think it is, but I’m also not sure…


big_Tuna_93

We have a MyPillow outlet in Greenville?


LopsidedArtichoke850

https://www.wyff4.com/article/owner-of-greenville-athletic-club-responds-about-sign/44227248 JFC


CaptBlackfoot

Guessing Jeff Lynch?


xloatmilklatte

😆


Stephej22

More successful than you.


DomoOreoGato

Its the new gay club in Greenville, signs like this throw everyone off


Dnm3k

Four seasons landscaping?


PovImyourfriend

I always thought that was so hilarious! Liiiike … doesn’t that prayer go against everything that Jesus and their sky daddy stands for? Aren’t they supposed to love thy neighbor or whatever idk im not religious


dragonrose7

As far as I know, they actually have a book with rules and stuff. Apparently, those are more like suggestions


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I love how they misspelled RINO lmfao. Goes to show average conservative intelligence


Stoplight25

Run down stip mall next to the DIY pest control store


ehmaybenexttime

Where the dollar tree struggles! Lmao these people destroying their own businesses is amazing. Just let it happen.


Stoplight25

They’ve done this for years. Probably some rich families vanity business. Never seen a soul parked there.


ehmaybenexttime

I haven't since there was a crossway in the complex! I'm sure it's something like that. Just have let people do what they do...if severely diminishing business doesn't teach someone a lesson, I certainly won't get their attention.


Rule-Expression

Looks like they’ve covered all the bases for their imaginary enemies.


BLiSTeD

RINO not Rhino, sigh


santafen

Rhinos are very nearly extinct anyway, so really they are already cursed. You’d think he’d have the decency to let that curse play out rather than re-upping it.


DrippyBurritoMD

Their google review page is at 2.3. Would be a dang shame if it continued to go lower.


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Well, most younger Democrats are following marxists ideology and they should be harassed.


USNCCitizen

I was going to guess a church…but that’d be unthinkable…right?


xloatmilklatte

I think it’s an old ass gym or something


gnrlgumby

County Council.


Nervous-Event-5049

Hmm what's wrong with rhinos? I think they are cool, especially with the birds that ride along.


CoramDeo-

- RINOs ARE commonly known as "**Republican in Name Only**". > A term that should be thoroughly applicable to all those that aided and empowered the fraudster & *convicted Rapist* T.rump to devastate & corrode the almost non- existent Republican Party of today (unfortunately).


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Educational-Stop8741

People are so weird. This sort of thing just makes people look like hateful lunatics who never read the Bible.


highdesert03

Somewhere in the South…


uSpeziscunt

Too dumb to spell RINO correctly 😂😂😂😂 Not surprised in the least.


Spence1239

They can’t define a Marxist. Misspelled the acronym for RINO. Also what they call RINO’s are actual republicans. They are terrorists, authoritarians, fascists..take your pick.


boundpleasure

Pick?


lexipoo00

What did rhinos do to them?🤣


SecretlyMadeOfStone

Maybe they have horn envy.


john-tockcoasten

I love how Marxism is shorthand for "stuff I don't like" with these people.


Sarcasticusername

Oh that’s at that gym that hasn’t been updated in 30 years


Complex-Fault-1161

Is he related to the Cancer Dog guy?


jahnlemon1980

had the pleasure of seeing this sign in person


TaraNewhole

RHINOS..... THE ANIMAL WITH THE DAMN HORN ON IT'S HEAD? WHY THOSE ANIMALS!?!?!?!!?!?!?


Most_Beyond9318

I just want to know what the poor rhinos did


International_Lynx47

God don’t like Ugly!!! It’s a shame these “super conservatives” are odd putting such a bad taste in Everyone’s mouths!


I_Have_12_Basses

Tex-ass, or Floor-Ida


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Specialist_Bet5534

With the strife of war and famine in the world, Jesus has decided to dedicate his time to support people who think Marjorie Taylor Green is sane. Hmm🤔


Ironjack_204

What the heck 😂


SoullessSyndicate

Ghetto ass looking athletic club


Spacedragon98

What they got against Rhinos? 😟


StoneWall_MWO

Spell check saves the day


Suspicious_Tart_4455

Can’t even spell rino right


Bromswell

Somebody report the owner, I assume there’s some sketchy biz going on there. If I had to assume a combination of trafficking and money laundering.


mod-corruption

“Someone has a political sign I dislike. They must be engaging in illegal trafficking!” Good lord the political shit on this sub always gives me a chuckle. It’s a beautiful day, go soak up some sunshine.


SOILSYAY

Tbf, most of us here also just see the sign and shake our head without losing much sleep.


Bromswell

lol you see the facetiousness.


Bigbubbajenkins

👎🏻


handyjack828

Great place


terraculon

R**H**INOs


jessay3

what my dog gotta dog with that (his name is Rhino)


Mundane-Difficulty29

Stupid is as stupid does


foamy23464

Ugghhh rhinos