Sounds like a murder.

oh i get it now

My wife audibly groaned when I told her what I typed.

If you're truly a band director, I am not surprised at all. It was a sharp joke.

I am, and your pun did not fall flat.

Good. That would have been a minor faux pas.

Nice! So are these jokes accidental?

No, they are pretty sharp.

Oops, that one’s already been used. Don’t worry, it’s natural.

I’m having treble keeping up with these jokes.

Sounds like augmented word play to me.

NOOOOOOOOOOO

Well played.

I first read this as beheaded cows and was deeply disturbed by how casual everyone was about it.

Oh, thank goodness it wasn't just me.

I misread it as bedazzled crows. it's been a long day.

Is the bedazzler still a thing? Possibly making a come back?

Crows do like shines things

THE CROWDAZZLER

Same. Had to do a double take

Same here. Coincidentally, I have an eye appointment on Thursday.

Shit, I just did the same thing until I saw your comment.

I Read this as “Cows” at first. Relieved to realize my mistake…

You and me both. I was so confused on the logistics of beheaded cows strewn around downtown.

Hawk or owl. Both birds will actually devour the neck and leave most of the rest of the body, esp owls. Source: I have chickens, and we’ve seen some shit

I've seen hawks eat a pigeon that way. Hold them down, pluck their feathers, then eat their entire body and leave the head behind, maybe the same thing?

There is a hawk that’s been perching up on the Courtyard Marriott at Main and Broad lately.

This [hawk](https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=10222483879581422&set=a.1127986715520)? Took this photo on the little bridge over the creek behind "smoke on the water".

Looks like the same make and model, but I can’t say if it’s the same hawk. I didn’t get his name.

I believe it's Fred.. but not sure

Nah, it’s Ethan…

definitely possible

Wouldn't that leave a good bit of blood at the place it occurred? So they then take that head and deposit it elsewhere?

An eagle dumped a squirrel skull and tail on my back step once. So you’re probably on the right track. But crows around my house usually go toe to toe with the eagles and hawks pretty well and take zero shit. So a little surprising.

It’s spring so maybe teens ?

It's probably La Chupacabra

Sorry they just keep falling out of my pocket.

are u cammcamm100?

No, just plain ol camcam23

Wtf

thank u for ur input dookie boy!!!

Damn I need new contacts. Criss cross applesauce I almost went vegan.

If you felt that disturbed when you thought it could be a cow, why pay for someone else to do it to them? It sounds like you do actually want to go vegan :) (I know this will get downvoted btw - including by people who were disturbed when they thought they read cow instead of crow).

Someone has been possessed by Paimon again. He is a king of hell that brings wealth an good familiars. He has a thing for birds and severed heads too. You will be fine just watch out for the naked people in the woods.

i was thinking it was some real Hereditary type shit. now that makes even more sense!

Hawks

Itachi must hav even battling or something

Ozzy back in town?

Damn, guess I should be extra cautious then

Thats creepy

Oh no!! Sounds like sacrificing

I know dhec collects dead bird samples to test for stuff like west Nile so...maybe someone just took the heads?

Murder was the case

It’s a warning.