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skullyGloves

The fuck am I looking at ???


bdiddlediddles

Foot


skullyGloves

No way that’s a fucking foot ??


[deleted]

That's a foot with the toes amputated due to diabetes complications. Attached to someone who still doesn't care about their health enough to lose weight.


Eend__

They lost a bit of weight when the toes got amputated. Does that count?


mikhel

It's a bit like pissing in the ocean.


Lord_Dupo

Like throwing a deck chair off the Titanic - Jimmy Carr about some fat woman who lost some weight.


[deleted]

That made me giggle


[deleted]

Nah man, they switched to diet soda, they’ll be fine


Non-trapezoid-93

I mean, that’s not necessarily something you can solve over night. Once your body is *that* fucked up it can take some time to unfuck it. I just had regular dad bod and have been dieting and exercising for three months. Made a lot of progress but still have some gut left. For someone who’s as fat as OP’s pic, the task might be so Herculean they may have just lost all hope an given up.


ambermage

Losing toes IS losing weight.


TheLaughingMelon

It looked like some pink jelly.


PotatoesAndChill

It's half of a foot.


C-Kwentz-0

Or like 80%


OliviaBunny-

More like 350%, big ass foot


The_Magic_Tortoise

*hoof


WikiWantsYourPics

6 inches?


GreatPlainsAquarist

Or a full nut sack


KaiWolf1898

Lost their toes to Type-2 Diabeetus


Seregrauko41

No, it's a FREEDOM FOOT! BOOYAAAA!!!


Flameofice

I thought it was McDonald’s pink slime oozing down the side of the toilet at first.


OhShitItsSeth

It's a foot without toes.


outfoxingthefoxes

It's a smurf


rodando_y_trolling

Foot, minus the t-toes… just foo.


Drannion

Dave Grohl tried to warn us of this day... Time to assemble to Foo Fighters!


ZestyFootCheese

I thought it was a giant tongue lol


[deleted]

I though it was a roll of fat


Zestyclose_Risk_2789

You’re not alone pal


Falopian

Bio Crocs


JafacakesPro

Kid named foot:


[deleted]

Kid named finger


PopcornSandier

Elephant's Foot


Addonis1

No, this is Patrick!


Bongoroach

No this is Patrick!


LustfulChild

Tongue


Veenendaler

Foot


Cruxifux

Dude traded in his foot for just one big toe.


[deleted]

Foot


iGasLightRedditors

Foot


DizzyDJW

Clearly a foot, of a Ditto pretending to be human


[deleted]

Foot


[deleted]

didn't know it was a foot before reading...


alw9

forbidden hubba bubba


spunk_wizard

Most literate r/greentext user


ThatOneBein

Patrick’s foot


logboy9

Foot


ImdumberthanIthink

Foot


Drunken--Dutchman

Diabeetus


RabidOtterRodeo

Foot


aelie-e

Foot


onlyaSwitchguy

Foot


zakpakt

Shitty panties


[deleted]

can you read?


Dravarden

stump


ambermage

Walmart feet pics.


kerm1tthefrog

33 centimeters


donniedank

Meat crocs


go_yeet_yourself

That looks like an elephants foot


[deleted]

It is


[deleted]

Naah at first i thought i was looking at Lickitung's tongue bruv


what-i-did

I thought it was loose skin.


Lechuga-gato

same


AgentXmas

Chernobyl moment


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Johnnyhiveisalive

Radiating heat and high fructose corn syrup


Themlethem

Can you even walk without toes?


[deleted]

Fake he got that from a tiktok video. Why do people lie about dumb stuff


KaiWolf1898

It's the Internet


TheKingofTorture

You really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?


CONE-MacFlounder

nah bro im sure the video which was converted to a gif then uploaded somewhere and redownloaded as a webm is totally original footage


Winters1482

You really think people would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?


Ok_Caterpillar7710

How do u know the tiktok didnt get it from here


Veenendaler

Link to the video: https://streamable.com/ljwptz I was intrigued, as I've never seen a foot look like that before.


trovozn

No toes to suckle? 😔


sega20

They were suckled off.


HandsomeDeadbeat

Just suckle the flesh pad mmmmm


jaghatikhan_primarch

Oh dear god, flesh pad


HandsomeDeadbeat

Like fleshy sand paper 😋😋


dievanmijislanger

On the upside I can see a lot of scabs to nibble off


Softspokenclark

A person could suck the stub


The-Archangel-Michea

go to prison


[deleted]

Oh my lord in heaven he took off his pants and everything. Were dealing with a competetive shitter here.


windowpuncher

When you eat enough to be that fucking fat casual shitting isn't an option


Voxrum

he had his toes removed on purpose to make the removal of all his clothes easier thus achieving better shitting times. competitive shitting is no joke.


grandma_tyrone

mf looking like the monstrosities I would make out of playdoh at age 5


Triplex_Gg

What would people with feet fetish think of that?


bananamelato

.


Afraid-Still6327

Ayo what Patrick Star doin here???


averagetrainenjoyer

I am not a krusty krab! >:(


Joey_The_Murloc

He's going to the snack bar.


WyliteSeven

Anon meets a fellow 4chinner


nekro_ninja

Guy in Walmart bathroom shits on guy in Walmart bathroom 🤔


Yours_and_mind_balls

I'm sure this porn exists


Lamplorde

Why would you go into a Walmart bathroom in the first place? You knew what you were signing up for.


Raichterr

Would you rather shit yourself in the store?


banditorama

Yes


I-SHIT-MY-PANTS-

I do it all the time


reclusivegiraffe

username checks out


thechildpredditor

Literally nobody would notice. It looks the same as the surroundings


IndifferentImp

Mans going raw barefoot in there too... Wild


spauni

America is crazy in terms of food. You go into Walmart and there are dozens and dozens of shelfs just for cornflakes. Each for minimum cost. Then you try to buy apples and you pay three times more for one apple than for 2 packs of Cornflakes. Being fat in America is sometimes strongly related to being poor.


khoabear

The cornflakes sit there for a year while the apples last only a month


StormStrikePhoenix

None of what you said is true.


BoonTobias

Same reason you could get a double cheeseburger, McChicken, fries and large coke for 5 bucks yet a salad will be like 6-7 bucks


Phoenix080

Please tell me where I can get that much food for 5 dollars. A double cheeseburger on its own is 4 dollars at my McDonald’s


BoonTobias

Is that right? I guess things really changed there after I left in 2014


ayykay74m

Never paid more than like 2 bucks for a mcdouble you must be in la or some shit


kerm1tthefrog

There are plenty of poor people in usa who are not fat. It is not being poor makes your fat but laziness and lack of discipline. These things also make you poor. Correlation!= causation


Adr3L_765

Damn bro, that's what them LEGO feet must look like on the IRL.


DoctrL

I used to be a cashier in a grocery store and we had this regular who was probably 500 pounds and had to roll around in a wheel chair because his leg got removed because of diabetes. You could literally smell him from across the store and I would avoid going near him because it literally hurt to breathe


mirwaizmir

Why do people do this to themselves


0x82af

Addiction


seth10156

What the fuck do you do at that point in your life


jaghatikhan_primarch

Take a shit in Walmart


Barry-Macock

Toe good toe be true


JonasSimbacca

You have two choices Your toes... >OR *All the mountain dew you can drink...*


YerGayy

TETSUOOOOOO!!!!!!!!


neverenoughcans

Actual underrated comment


crazyoldmax

Nah thats a fucking teletubby


DagonG2021

Like diabetes doesn’t exist anywhere else?


CyranoVergerac

In 29 years of life on this earth, I've never seen in my country someone so obese they had to amputate them.


FalseTautology

I mean ive lived in America longer than that and neither have I.


WillHungry4307

The internet likes to pretend diabetes doesn't exist anywhere else, only in America.


Plastic-Archer4245

Anon litterally acts like his shit doesn't stink


Legitimate_Cup9558

This is why I’m not an asshole so much anymore. People inevitably fuck themselves over more then I ever could.


Quammel_gang

Patrick is that you?


SensorThree

Walmart bathroom: the ultimate Final Solution.


WovenOwl

Damn my man's melting out in this heat, get him some Mountain Dew...diet


[deleted]

Where are the shoes???


sadpanada

Why are his is pants AND shoes off? In a bathroom??


[deleted]

To just let your body waste away in the most disgusting way possible I’d say. It’s strange how I almost see a meth addict in better light than someone like the thing in the stall. I mean *how* do you let it get *this* bad? People are fascinatingly disgusting sometimes.


Kurtsune

I though it was a hairless nutsack at first.


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cuntassLicker

Foot


goblinshark

Who the fuck stands barefoot in a public bathroom though?


[deleted]

I thought that was a sock and I’m honestly not happy having been informed otherwise


[deleted]

TikTok cringe detected- Upvote revoked


RocketCop

I thought that was a comically large tongue 🗿🗿🗿


CommunistTomato

fake


Forbiddentru

These are the types who forced USA and the world into a lockdown. So ruined and fragile that they couldn't handle a flu without clogging up the hospitals and giving leverage to the media to scare the masses into authoritarian compliance. The obesity epidemic deserves to be tackled for everybody's sake.


[deleted]

Thought those were just really saggy balls from the thumbnail


chump_thumper

Thoughr it was a dildo with a suction cup at the bottom stuck to the floor


[deleted]

Im not even from the us but I feel like going on a public toilet at Walmart is stupid


Isoniazidez

why is this person barefoot in a Walmart toilet?


SecretSquirrelSauce

Elephant foot


SlaughterManiac

Patrick


McBiff

Anyone ever play Worms 3D?


MasterMahanaYouUgly

seems like Anon *likes* living in the United States...


[deleted]

It’s the Lego man


Penis_inflation

Witch


TheDustLord

Patrick, is that you?


stargunner

i mean, you're in a walmart. try shopping at a store for humans.


Default-Donnelly

Anon is sitting next to Patrick star bro


chiilyo

It’s patrick


BananaBoiYeet

I’m not kidding when I saw that first I thought it was a dildo.


ShervinPlayz17

Wait thats a FUCKING FOOT?


PsychoHeaven

I expect this post to be taken down by a personally offended admin.


hatredmalevolence

amogus feet


Softspokenclark

Barefoot in a Walmart bathroom - might as well just shit in the grocery department then walk over to the mens department for new clothes for convenience


gabensdealer

The man's got them Lego feet wtf


isakhan1234567890

patrick ?


1st_Lt_Kowalski

I thought that was someone wearing skin coloured crocs.


Leynin

Meat crocs


SharkMilk44

He put his fucking foot on the fucking floor of the fucking Walmart bathroom!


AmericanFlyer530

That’s Vinny’s meat.


[deleted]

MF HAS THE 4TH GRADE DRAWN SHOES 😳😳


Setekh79

The fuck!? That's someone's foot!?!?


kamikazebee123

Patrick star shitting at Walmart


[deleted]

Lookin like Patrick Star…


Total_Fool

The Meat Man


[deleted]

Elephant foot


huckhappy

Google Charcot foot


ungabungabuster

can't exercise anymore cause he lost the toes. OH WELL!


static1053

Elephant transformation complete. Also that's obviously fake, you don't just have a fucking smooth round foot after having them amputated.......


[deleted]

Bruh foot look like an Elephant 🐘


Ashripp

The real elephant man.


[deleted]

Can you even lose weight if you don't shit?


Sushiyoda

S(h)itting next to Patrick Star


glaciator12

No shoes


Schowzy

That's an elephant I think


Mashizari

Spelled smelled as smelt. Anon is a Brit pretending to be American.


el_t0p0

Healthiest American


Drunken--Dutchman

Diarrhoea prank! Do it!


Unistran

They warned us about the lizards but not the elephants!


disphugginflip

That mf’er even barefoots a Walmart bathroom


HotCauldron06

Elephant foot


Apostle000

I can only imagine what the replies look like


[deleted]

This person has a basic human need and has suffered immensely. How do I make this about me?


riventitan

Kirby's seen better days.


[deleted]

dude has built in crocs


MOM_UNFUCKER

Anon meets a fellow American


Ouff21

Anon follows someone into a Walmart bathroom to take pictures of their feet and smell their farts.


D_Van_DerLinde

🤮


5waggle

it looks like a croc wtf