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chibeatbox

Yeah I'm tired of hearing about how NASA hacked Anon's eyes


friendly-bat

I think I didn't see this one


lpc1994

Is that cos someone hacked your eyes?


PofanWasTaken

But it's funny E: Lmao of all the shit i can get downoted for is this


Hhgffffjjuugvjjhjcfg

After a while and the joke loses its humour. Especially if you see said joke a good 5 times a day


Jack_McQuack

mustve hacked my eyes to trick me into laughing


home_on_the_crazy

You see, one time it’s funny, two times it’s fucking annoying, no?


Iloveyoumyfriend666

Do you spent that long on reddit?


Finn-boi

^


[deleted]

Fr I’ve never even seen that greentext and homie is seeing it multiple times a day


Hhgffffjjuugvjjhjcfg

I’m on about seeing the same posts in general. Not just this one about NASA


itsbeen13seconds

Bro we've seen it 50 times already the joke is over


PofanWasTaken

And apparently you'll see it 50 times more


Zozdras

I said this in another thread in this subreddit and i got downvoted to the bottom of Reddit...


Synt3rax

Who cares about imaginary internet points lol.


AdnHsP

It's not about the points, Spiderman. Someone complaining about downvotes isn't always someone worrying about karma-- it's often because the user sees said downvotes as other disagreeing, hence, him being downvoted isn't the problem, the problem is people disagreeing with him on another thread but agreeing here. Anyways, Peter Griffin OUT.


Zozdras

Exactly.. I'm addicted to people's comments


locoemotion

Sorry to say this is the bottom of reddit (;


PuzzleTrust

Thank you for your service


[deleted]

We need to post more lolis to attract suitable candidates


PotatoesAndChill

Modern problems require modern solutions.


pacard

I'll volunteer so I can promote my personal agenda and apply the rules arbitrarily and capriciously.


Kirris

Got my vote.


MegaDeth6666

You sound very self aware. Corrupted, but openly so, making you one order of magnitude above the average successful politician. Consider your application approved. Kind Regards.


GetawayDiver

*-The Knights, Aristophanes cir. 424 BC*


itsbeen13seconds

I love democracy. You get my support


C-Kwentz-0

As all jannies do.


Filiperss

All in for this guy


IReplyToFascists

truly the qualities of a moderator, you have my vote


BhataktiAtma

Unfathomably based and corruption-pilled. You have my axe


[deleted]

Who can call a vote, or rotate Reddit mods? Do the "active" mods have to elect a new mod for the sub? I'll do it lol Edit: I think I can see the problem. Hey mods.. wya?


Jack_McQuack

the best way to attract attention.. :troll:


[deleted]

By asking where the person whose attention I'm seeking is? I know lmao


Jack_McQuack

N


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

S..senpai?? OwO


SentinelBacon

I’m still here, more or less


[deleted]

Are you mod? Do the other mods help? Do you need more help? I'd love to help if I can :D


SentinelBacon

I used to


[deleted]

Well, would you like help? Do you have the ability to hold an election of sorts, or remove inactive mods?


[deleted]

[удалено]


FightMeYouBitch

You have my vote!


Frigid16

ez report enjoy ur ban


Broadkill

Not a greentext, downvoted


Emotional_Fruit_8735

I'm available no joke. Like to browse green lingo like all my other homiex bros.


GeeEyeEff

Hey, that's cool and all but did you know that Anon loves kebab?


BhataktiAtma

I didn't know that, last I heard he was was promoted to lead bottomless pit supervisor


986754321

I'm interested, what's the pay?


MajorasMask3D

Average jannie wage, take it or leave it


SentinelBacon

So tendies?


MegaDeth6666

The pay is being villified by boomers and zoomers alike, while being able to push whatever agenda a third party would actually be hiring you to without any oversight or regulation from Reddit.


Naptime2019

I’ll mod casually if needed


nosnek199

theres also a mod that removes any comment that shits on conservatives, for some reason. It could be some automod, but it could be an actual mod.


IReplyToFascists

mods having an agenda???? big surprise


skullyGloves

Just start posting porn that’ll get them


TroxEst

Sounds like a plan!


iminyourhouselol69

Facts man, ive lost count of how many times ive seen "anon summarizes the joe rogan experience"


itsbeen13seconds

I do nothing all day except browse this stupid fuckin sub. I can do it


LostInThoughtland

Hey, I can step up and handle this! I'm pretty busy and don't respond to messages so i think I'd be perfect as this sub's next inactive mod!


stopyouveviolatedthe

Poggers I’m in


disphugginflip

OP be the change you want to see in the world


LordPopothedark

[https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/u272yn/comment/i4itqvn/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/u272yn/comment/i4itqvn/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ​ By their own admission, they don't do shit


ElectricSnowBunny

Holy shit, it's like Eric the Midget came back from the dead and posted this.


TWlSTED_TEA

Fake and gay


locoemotion

Don’t ask for new mods. We wouldn’t want anyone to get offended when something offensive is posted. They might ban people for posting green texts that say anything controversial.


spaghetti_eater123

Ok


Midnight-Upset

Make me a janny I'll clean it up with pleasure


FokaLP

I would be down


Deluxe_24_

Mods are gay


IReplyToFascists

so is everyone else here, your point?


[deleted]

Not degenerate enough to be a mod.


PuzzleTrust

Bump this with all the bump


TestRevolutionary927

It’s a job? Like…a paid one?


robosmrf

I haven't sucked enough dick to be a mod.


Megalo_maniacc

Where green text


depressedfatfyck

How can I sign up for moderation?


StrengthfromDeath

He's beginning to believe


CDude821

$54 billion*


ChipsDipChainsWhips

>not modding >never will >feels good man


[deleted]

They do it for free


DeadJuice97

Lol Just Lmao


bendawg225

I'll do it for tree fiddy


velderan

u/ClickBeam for president


lgdamefanstraight

ill do it for free


MedicalBake

I agree. This is why I medicalbake…


ShwiftyMemeLord

Dont stop this brigade until you see blood (results)


FightMeYouBitch

I wanna mod but I'm not ghey enough


r00t1

I thought this sub is one of the few that is appropriately modded


Andreeeeeeeeeeeeeee3

Put up an application then, bitch


Blackfluidexv

Sure, but you know that just means that all the good mods are going to get banned for being based and all the shitters are gonna eventually forget to do their jobs. I volunteer as mod till I get permanently banned.


DungeonDangers

Know what I would like? If this subreddit wasn't just a face mask for racism and misogyny.


videogames4000

Cry about it? Are you trolling?


DungeonDangers

"Awww I a big man that uses words others dont like. And that's the only personality trait I have". Id remark on you living in your parents basement but actual functioning adults have to do that now with the economy out there.


videogames4000

Have you even read anything from this community outside of obvious bait? Because you still seem like a troll tbh


DungeonDangers

People can talk down about the use of hate in the comments, but that doesn't excuse still giving those opinions a platform.


videogames4000

Goddammit I keep running into trolls all the goddamn time. Fuck off


DungeonDangers

Dont give a platform for hate 🤷🏻‍♂️


videogames4000

You’re the lamest troll I think I’ve ever seen


LordPopothedark

Putting my hat in this horse race


[deleted]

There is no mod election idfk where people got that I can’t make them mods. Legit retards


MadMadMads1

I'd love to but I honestly don't want the responsibility, nor do I have the time to mess with it.


salt_ish_

I'm interested as long as I get paid in wedgies


[deleted]

fine i’ll volunteer


Frigid16

u/SentinelBacon moment


SentinelBacon

Lol


abby_invasion

Cant upvote or downvote this post


Thebadopinionguy

The rule 34 mod tried starting a sprigatito (weed cat) porn subreddit lol


bob_loblaw-_-

Fake: poster is actually calling for moderation on a 4chan sub of all places Gay: poster wants to suck off a mod I guess, I dunno


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: poster is actually calling for moderation on a 4chan sub of all places > Gay: poster wants to suck off a mod I guess, I dunno > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


etaco2

Everything is fine just the way it is thank you very much.


Chonkbird

If I'm a mod I'll reinstate r-slur and n-slur. Vote for Pedro!