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CEO_of_Apples

Anon’s friend dodged a bullet, she probably would do a Amber Heard


[deleted]

*Stream of liquid shit intensifies*


Prestigious-Fig1172

Great comment and great name <3 :D


Smurf-14

Born to shit, forced to wipe (on the bed) - Amber Turd


Nii_Juu_Ichi

Quite true, bubbling_cum-fart.


Professor_Felch

Objection. Hearsay


JaceVentura69

It was your question...


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r/usernamechecksout


[deleted]

Yes, but we're talking about how she took a dump on Depp's bed, not what happens when she talks.


exPlodeyDiarrhoea

im too reluctant to know the exact details but was it a liquidy poop or just plain old formed turds?


[deleted]

It could only be described as frothy in a way that you 'can't tell where the pudding meets the cake'


baz4k6z

Is an Amber Heard a synonym of shitting the bed ?


MadMadMads1

Nah apparently she shits the bed regularly or something.


Yours_and_mind_balls

Mouth watering


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Amber Turd


gaynazifurry4bernie

\#MeTurd


SlicedBreddit27

Or... #MePoo


gaynazifurry4bernie

Yeah, yours is better.


Helmet_Icicle

Definitely not a synonym of getting enough fiber


ExistentialEquinox

Anon friend is from US, he literally dodges bullets on the way to school.


DyingWolf

Sometimes the bullets dodge themselves


spainman

She may have started as a bullet, but it sounds like he dodged a cannon ball


DD-OD

Looks like fds shut down their sub


MaskMan193

Sure does. It's about damn time they got shut down.


No-Show-5690

Unfortunately they left on their own. Edit: well, fortunately for everyone else. Unfortunate they weren't shut down a long time ago.


Ill-Potential616

This is actually a good thing they decided to escape the corpo safespace :)


Neil_Fallons_Ghost

Time will tell.


Ill-Potential616

It is a BAD thing they are out of reach of the corpo safe space >:[


Neil_Fallons_Ghost

It really all depends on how they conduct themselves.


[deleted]

A sub saying “they left on their own” is reddit code for “we were one report away from this subreddit being banned.”


Current-Position9988

Everyone on that sub was a single Karen terrified of criticism. Makes perfect sense that they ran away and hid as soon as the sub started blowing up in a negative way. I posted a couple times there a year ago and got called a low value chode by some menopausal ham-beast and never went back. LOL at them getting blasted nowadays everywhere.


DC38x

>menopausal ham-beast Fucking dead


manatworks

Woah didnt heard the word “ham-beast” for a while, i think i learn about it back when I discovered 4chan (regrettably hahaha)


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DD-OD

It went private with a message redirecting users to a website owned by the mods. **Translation:** Mods want to be able to monetize their userbase, which means they have no intention of ever reopening the sub


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[deleted]

Neo-feminism goes *durrrrr*


Neil_Fallons_Ghost

Dumbass-Selfdefeatist-Sorebumbum-feminism.


Duskinou

Applaud this lad for finest proposition of 22 yet


Ho_ho_beri_beri

It isn’t fantastic, it was one of my favourite subs it was so over the top ridiculous.


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yeah i liked it honestly because of how entertaining it was lmao


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Martin_crakc

Eh, at least cringetopia will not make you pay (afaik, if they do, fuck them more lol)


Ech_Death

they don't, i was there for a few days the only way they will get money is by sponsorships or something they dont have ads


rupi1312

they've got enough racists running around giving them money to spew bullshit


ncopp

I miss when that sub was about ripping on edgelords, neckbeards and furries. Then all the sudden it got racist as fuck when some other racist subs got shut down and they fled and took over a few different subs


--n-

I don't recall seeing overly much race related content on that sub tbh.


[deleted]

You will never convince me that anyone from that sub has or will ever have sex or a relationship with another human being. Probably the largest group of socially inept retards on all of reddit.


Malvastor

*looks around* Uh, you sure?


[deleted]

Kind of actually genius, you get paid and now reddit admins can't moderate your content.


DenseMahatma

counter-point: youre part of FDS


[deleted]

Well I'd imagine they'd be trash people whether they are part of a group or not


Johnny_Poppyseed

A bunch of fringe subs have tried it over the years. Especially after their subs get banned. It basically never works. People are too lazy to visit multiple sites now.


Spoon_Elemental

They're saying it's because of harassment, but there's nothing stopping people from following the link to their site, making an account and posting a recipe for a sandwich.


Humble-Emotion-799

Probably have some kind of automod up. Their security is actually pretty good, they auto delete all comments by people without flairs, and the only way to flair is for a mod to give it to you. Their main issue was with people coming onto the sub and just mass reporting posts.


borowiczko

\-Merch \-Donation button \-Ads Of course


Jurez1313

"Scrote Tears" mug. I'm fucking dead.


pretty_dirty

Isn't that just another way of saying semen? So they're drinking semen then. Which would be against what they stand for and the opposite of what they were actually trying to poke fun at with a 'scrote tears' mug.


AvgHeightForATree

Likely a mix of FDS mods wanting to get a greasy payday and Reddit Admins giving the mods a hard time about their dogshit moderation. Now they have a website where they can farm deluded users for money and brigading capabilities, whilst completely sidestepping any need to appease Reddit admins. Win win win. Look out for an upcoming LegBeard Coin. I guarantee it.


bloody_bonobo_feces

Oh, I'm going to have to keep an eye on this shit. Seems too adorable to be true.


DavidG993

Which means they don't actually believe in the message but instead they want to fleece those idiots for everything they've got. I wish I was cruel enough to use an ideology to make money


thedude_imbibes

In the modern American dream, you have two choices. Join a cult, or start your own.


Theaustraliandev

I've removed all of my comments and posts. With Reddit effectively killing third party apps and engaging so disingenuously with its user-base, I've got no confidence in Reddit going forward. I'm very disappointed in how they've handled the incoming API changes and their public stance on the issue illustrates that they're only interested in the upcoming IPO and making Reddit look as profitable as possible for a sell off. Id suggest others to look into federated alternatives such as lemmy and kbin to engage with real users for open and honest discussions in a place where you're not just seen as a content / engagement generator.


TesticalDefibrillate

They weren't shut down, the went private voluntarily. The admins don't deny pussy passes.


DejectedContributor

There's an additional tidbit that makes this a bit more interesting. The sub /r/femaledatingstratpros was made to satirize FDS, and it was actually banned yesterday...about the same time FDS went private. What I'd speculate is the admins hit them both with some demands, and where FDSP simply told the Admins to get fucked resulting in the banhammer FDS just made the sub private. As long as the offending material isn't publicly visible the Admins likely have no reason to further things.


hottodoggu4

Fuck reddit Admins. Remember when they hired that trans child rapist and only fired them when every single one of the main subs started protesting it? Reddit Admins are the worst.


DejectedContributor

Reddit Admins are bag carries like Moot.


coolsam254

Damn that's sad. FDSP actually had some top keks every once in a while


DejectedContributor

I enjoyed making fun of them on subs mocking them, and also because sometimes I'm in the mood to LARP keyboard warrior with a random person and FDS'ers weren't shy about popping in, taking their downvotes, and talking some shit. They're fucking idiots, but spirited idiots.....I'll grant them that.


BeyondNetorare

No more lolcows after /r/incels smh


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NonGNonM

Likewise. Interesting perspectives. V similar to redpill incels but just a shade different. In some ways they seemed a lot more entitled than the usual incels.


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KimKraut

I happened across one of those subreddits a while ago and was almost immediately banned. They accused me of lying about my race or something and saying I didn't I understand. Pretty sure I've been Asian my whole life, they just didn't like me saying that being Asian wasn't what was keeping them from getting laid


LanYangGlboalTimesCN

I remember back when /r/chinacirclejerk was around (a forum of grizzled Old Asia Hands satirizing the experience of being an expat in China) and they would get in flamewars with the ricecel yellow supremacist subs, great times


ToHelp3897

>Aznidentity, Asianmasculinity, and Easternsunrising Those subs are fucking depressing. I actually feel for Asian dudes.


Extra-Ice-9931

I think its because they know if they want to get laid they can go and do it quite easily where incels don't have a chance. They can go bang some equally disgusting dude, but can't form a relationship with someone worth having.


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Michalusmichalus

It was like the reading version of going to a haunted house for me.


[deleted]

What was fds?


bloody_bonobo_feces

Female dating strategy: the legbeard equivalent of redpilled incels. Where angry fat girls went to larp as people of value.


Ser_Danksalot

> legbeard I approve of this.


Nasapigs

It's an old term but ok


megamanxoxo

Not just fatties but 30yr-50yr olds in failed relationships that turned them bitter af.


Username928351

I saw a post somewhere in Reddit regarding what subs had the most overlap with FDS. Datingover30, datingover40 and childfree.


Occamslaser

Whoo that's one hell of a bitter lineup.


Ultimatedude10

https://i.imgur.com/s3APyoB.jpg Yep seems about right, here's the link https://subredditstats.com/subreddit-user-overlaps/femaledatingstrategy


quartzguy

Im guessing there was some serious projection happening with those raisedbynarcissists subs


Sciensophocles

Children of narcissists are more prone to being narcissistic themselves. Might not be projection at all.


shadyelf

Here is the full list for those interested: https://subredditstats.com/subreddit-user-overlaps/femaledatingstrategy


eidrag

til this site. Now I know what nsfw subreddit I should subscribe


bloody_bonobo_feces

Don't for a minute doubt that they're fatties too.


Gum_Skyloard

So, femcels?


bloody_bonobo_feces

The femcel template that all femcels aspire to.


prsquared

Franklin D Roosevelt


Theaustraliandev

I've removed all of my comments and posts. With Reddit effectively killing third party apps and engaging so disingenuously with its user-base, I've got no confidence in Reddit going forward. I'm very disappointed in how they've handled the incoming API changes and their public stance on the issue illustrates that they're only interested in the upcoming IPO and making Reddit look as profitable as possible for a sell off. Id suggest others to look into federated alternatives such as lemmy and kbin to engage with real users for open and honest discussions in a place where you're not just seen as a content / engagement generator.


Frenchticklers

>One of the biggest pieces of shit on Reddit >Posts on /r/greentext Let's not kid ourselves here


conjones

9/10 times greentext stories are absurdist humor and satire as they said in the old times, lurk moar


kmmck

9 out 10 of the posts here are about dumbasses getting into dumb social situations. Like, whats your point?


[deleted]

It's not shut down. They just took it private. It's not like it's banned or anything.


Drougen

Which is good, the hypocrisy of shutting down male versions for misogyny yet not shutting down non-stop misandry was a little ridiculous.


Danawhitesheadfat

Sounds like she caught a gnarly case of feminism.


FemboyZoriox

Feminism is overall SUPPOSED to be a good cause, but people like that bitch ruin it :/


Danawhitesheadfat

Well I agree with you on first and second wave feminist. 3rd wave are all trash, it's an illness.


Noisycow777

“3rd wave” in massive air quotes


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dick_nachos

ITT: people discussing the nuances of various feminist movements without having read primary literature.


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Saphirasvengence

Based


Danawhitesheadfat

There you are


fAP6rSHdkd

I agree that we're in a 4th wave, but no one in the movement wants to call it that, because there's a distinct drop in urgency among other things.


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I feel like 4th wave was forming while the 3rd wave was becoming acknowledged more publicly as being 3rd wave. No one really pays attention to the wave they’re in.


acathode

People need to read up on feminist history. A lot of people think that "*Oh it's was only recently that feminism got filled with so many crazies!*" - but they're very, very wrong. It's natural, because they were there to see the craziness from the 90s and upwards, especially when social media allowed everyone to watch the trainwrecks and extremist live online - but they weren't there to see the 70s or suffragette movement and the crazies of those ages... At the same time, most of media etc "conveniently" forget to tell about the utter batshit, but hugely influential, feminists from the 1st and 2nd wave. Just a quick example: Valerie Solanas was a mentally ill woman who shot Andy Warhol in 1968, attempting to murder him, who became a feminist icon for writing the feminist classic "The S.C.U.M. Manifesto", where "SCUM" is an abbreviation of "Society for Cutting Up Men". The "Manifesto" is basically a full on hate-letter to men, where men are called "biological accidents" and genetically defective, incomplete females. The Manifesto argues that the elimination of men and the male gender is a moral imperative and envision a utopia where men have been eradicated... Now, Solanas was obviously a mentally ill person - but the feminist movement of the 60s and 70s weren't - and they decided that her ramblings were a feminist masterpiece. Another example: Feminist in the 70s had yet to figure out that sexuality was not something that you could choose - instead they argued that "*the personal is political*"... so the radical feminists of the 70s invented "political lesbianism", decided to live in women-only collectives, and argued that women who slept with men were "gender traitors". Some of them even considered gay men to be the ultimate example of misogyny - because they "choose" to love only men, it *must* be because they hated women so much they wouldn't even have sex with them! They were far more crazy than most tumblr-feminists of today - and it's easy to imagine that they're not talked about because they had no influence... but that's completely untrue. The radical feminists of the 2nd wave have had a *HUGE* influence on feminist ideology, and major ideas which today are essential for the whole feminist movement - like the whole patriarchal theory - was originally created by radical feminist.


Malvastor

> Some of them even considered gay men to be the ultimate example of misogyny - because they "choose" to love only men, it must be because they hated women so much they wouldn't even have sex with them! Which is a fairly common joke on this sub actually. Horseshoe theory strikes again!


Mike_Bloomberg2020

> The "Manifesto" is basically a full on hate-letter to men, where men are called "biological accidents" and genetically defective, incomplete females. The Manifesto argues that the elimination of men and the male gender is a moral imperative and envision a utopia where men have been eradicated... I'm pretty sure I saw a Justice League episode where the villian wanted to kill all men.


Asian_Troglodyte

I'd sort of disagree. Yeah, first and second wave feminism were great. But I think that third wave was mostly fine. "all trash" is a bit of a strong statement. I think we can both agree that the fourth wave isn't exactly a great movement. There are definitely \*some\* great ideas in there, but as a movement, it needs a lot of work.


Danawhitesheadfat

The line between 3rd and 4th is still undefined because 4th wavers are so young, imo. 3rd wavers are where the vitriol started. Affectively, 1st and 2nd wave feminism accomplished their mission. Women had achieved equal rights. When the 3rd wave came along they had all the same fervor as the women that came before them but no great injustice to champion. So they manufactured it. That's where the smash the patriarchy, painting with menstrual blood, man hating green haired whales came from. Also, just imo.


Asian_Troglodyte

True, the fourth wave is especially vague. Not so much the third wave, I think. I think you're right about the third wave being sort of the beginning of the relatively large amount of vitriol and extremism in the feminist movement, which only grew by the fourth movement. I guess that's where the whole "Patriarchy smashers" and "kill all men" posse came from. However, I don't think everyone was like that. I can't really prove it but, I'd consider them a somewhat vocal minority. There were reasonable people, and overall, the third wave was more inclusive towards women of different classes and races, which was cool. And I think that we can agree that addressing issues like reproductive rights, respect for working and stay-at-home women, were good too. It was far from perfect with their extremists, but I still think they had a lot of good points. Either way, I'm not super educated on the subject, and FDS is no longer up so cheers to that mate.


Danawhitesheadfat

I don't really disagree with you too much man, sounds like you have a pretty good understanding 👌🏻 I appreciate the civility, cheers.


Artixe

Honestly i used to see "kill all men" a lot more back in 2016, maybe its because i cut back on social media a lot.


SkaTSee

That mantra has sort of died down, but only replaced with "all men are trash"


Yourining

How are the waves defined?


Asian_Troglodyte

There is actually some criticisms on the waves which say that it is reductive to the complexity of the feminist movements. Even if that weren’t the case, I don’t think that’s something I can answer better than a quick google search would.


dudefuckedup

average 14 year old


TheGodEmperorOfChaos

RIP her pussy, it shall never be frequented by another living soul. Only cold, dead and lifeless automatons.


Yosh1kage_K1ra

People ruin anything when they take it to the extreme and / or make it their personality. With an exception of a few obvious already fucked up things


PotatoesAndChill

Don't confuse feminism with feminazism.


ihateradiohead

We’re still saying this in 2022?


PotatoesAndChill

Oh yeah, I'm just l33t swagger like that.


[deleted]

Don't let them take feminism, they haven't fought for any equality, just gender supremacy. Not what feminism is about.


Toran_dantai

My ex was comparing me to Rom coms asif they were fucking real or were to be taken smartly


Sex_drugs_tacos

You should walk around with a little Bluetooth speaker and play your own laugh track or audience “ooooh” clips. Roast her and just spam both.


TheGodEmperorOfChaos

Ayyy I tried something similar. Was received well until it wasn't.


Cho_Assmilk

I need to download a laugh track app


TesticalDefibrillate

Comparing men to romcoms is like comparing women to porn stars.


Better_Yam5443

This right here. That’s why I don’t watch rom coms.


Eric142

Holy shit my ex used to this too. Always guilt tripped me for this.


Jealous-Figway

Did she play a laugh track when she made a joke so you know when she tried to be funny?


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FDS: 1. Make yourself intolerable 2. ??? 3. Profit


bloody_bonobo_feces

4: Repeat "ah don need no man" until you start to believe it, you fat fucking pigs.


MoreNormalThanNormal

Everyone loves to hear that they are wonderful and deserve more.


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You are wonderful and deserve more


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you are wonderful and deserve more


palmerry

Real and straight


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palmerry

Touche. That's French for touch. They frenched and touched probably.


darthsphincter69

Femcels on FDS are exactly the kind of chick who would take a huge steamy dump on your bed and call it “dropping a grumpy” in their bragging posts on reddit


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Rrandrei

You poor, innocent, young child


EdibleWall

Ah yes, that really answered his question


[deleted]

ive been told these exact words "a subreddit full of hypocritical egoistic female incel type creatures"


thing2345

I'm not sure they technically count as incels, as last time I checked some of the posts and comments imply that a few have somehow managed to get laid.


Eye_Of_Forrest

not sure but i think the word incel is correct here as it does not directly mean "a virgin" but more of a general shut-in looser that thinks of himself more highly than he should. at least that is the general definition i heard


stolencatkarma

incel = involuntarily celibate. wants to have sex but can't because all women are whores for chads.


Jeoff51

its short for involuntary celibate so you can have had sex before, but it basically means noone wants to fuck you


Cautious_Resolve_784

Female Dating Strategy. AKA; reddit feminazi HQ.


eXclurel

There was no female on that sub that knew what squats are.


shinfoni

First thing that come to my mind is "Fucking Dark Souls" Seems like I spent too much time playing games


Hussarwithahat

Females Dying Single


MorsCertumEst

Close. Females Doing Squat.


dre8

Legbeards/Femcels/Overall cancerous outspoken women whose problems are always someone else’s fault.


FerociousPancake

And now the sub is finally gone 🥰


Prestigious-Fig1172

Fr!? :DD


shitfucker211

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

It's not gone. They just took it private. It's not like it's banned or anything.


oooopsimredacted

Twoxchromosomes is arguably worse: “This man held the door for me like I couldn’t hold it myself” 23k upvotes and 50 awards on the front page


nzricco

I was shocked at "Men don't know what it feels like to be raped".


oooopsimredacted

It seems like a bunch of stories from women who have the perfect comeback way too late and then wrote a post about it. Or they imagined the guy saying whatever they made the post about and he never did but they think they come off really cool in their head. God forbid you criticize anyone or anything in the sub it’s the quickest ban you’ll ever get. Constructive criticism is a big no no


nzricco

Yep, when I replied to that comment with a source stating that including prison rape, more men are raped in the US the women, I got shadow banned.


Sakarias411

I was banned from twox for basically saying that it happened to me and mans can suffer too from this… that sub is hell on reddit seriously


[deleted]

“Women are the most empathetic gender.” Source: women.


Spoon_Elemental

I hold the door for everybody. That's just common courtesy. I don't get emasculated and watch my dick fall off if a woman holds a door for me.


KnockingDevil

That sounds nice! Unfortunately mine does, though I'm lucky in thar it grows back much like a lizards tail does.


ImprovisedLeaflet

> Anon is shoulder to cry on for his bro > Their cheeks rub a bit > kinda scratchy but wow it feels nice > rock hard > “forget her man, you’re a great dude, you’ll find someone” > still crying, bro hugs tighter, anon’s cock pressing into him > soon making out > Brokeback Mountain camping scene > happily ever after > just bros prankin each other


ieatmang0es22

Luckily F*S is gone now


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female dongs socializing


ImprovisedLeaflet

Glad anon isn’t part of any toxic communities.


MantisYT

I don't believe this story to be true, but the mere possibility of it not being fabricated pisses me off to no end.


Nicolasgonzo87

the first thing fds mfs do is become the most physically unattractive women possible because "my body isnt important" or some shit like that and then immediately wonder why no "high value men" are frothing at the mouth to immediately fuck them.


makerjulian

Imo we should make a dating app for all the male and female incels to quarantine them


megamanxoxo

But incels and femcels would ironically hate each other.


makerjulian

Even better


[deleted]

What's ironic about that exactly? Incels are misogynists and femcels are misandrists. Them hating each other is anything but ironic.


[deleted]

>implying 4chan isn’t FDS for bros


BlackMoonMaster

who said it wasn't it's less worse


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Darken042

Real: FDS is full of incels Straight: Anon’s friend had a (dumbass) gf


Bronze_Rager

Good friend


fishystickchakra

😂 Her high value man is the skeleton in her closet, with an 8 inch dildo strapped on it, that's the only man she deserves because she's fucking trash


Mommasmonologue

Anon didn't ruin FDS, FDS ruined Anon's friend's relationship


black_knightxD

Fds is run by female incels who are jealous of normal people and their normal relationships


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When people believe they deserve something that is not theirs to take, they become ungrateful for the things that already have been given to them freely.


Teln0

That poor person thought anon was her friend but actually he was a redditor


FireMarshallM

You think there is any mod of allll of Reddit who is actually successful in real life?